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[–]IceRay42 78 points79 points ago

M. Night Shyamalan twist:

The girl is beheaded and the gory mess is carefully hidden behind the laptop.

[–]Gandzilla 25 points26 points ago

first thought when seeing the picture :)

"I think she wanted attention too... she interupted me browsing reddit. She will never interupt me again."

[–]FusRoDahMa 201 points202 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/HaoEE.jpg No, no. She wanted attention too.

[–]fakethepolice 107 points108 points ago

For some reason, turning her on her side makes her one thousand percent creepier.

[–]dan1point5 4 points5 points ago

I agree. She starts to look a bit like the terrifying Jeff the Killer-style shopped version

[–]CakiePamy 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to have nightmares..

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 0 points1 point ago

It could also be her face being light in a completely different way to the rest of the room making her appear like some surprise ghoul busting out of the side of the computer, rather than some hot blonde poking out her head.

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[–]Stalin_From_Russia 5 points6 points ago

Your cancer gave me cancer.

[–]rajiv_89 1 point2 points ago

shudders

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[–]heyguysitslogan 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck is this shit.

[–]Imfuckinpicasso 0 points1 point ago

I almost died just now as a result of that swap. That is the creepiest thing I have ever witnessed...started choking and screaming at the same time. Thank god everyone is gone for the day, I'm the motherfuckin boss!

[–]heyguysitslogan 0 points1 point ago

What are you even talking about.

[–]clb923 79 points80 points ago

OMG that is my cat and my post!! That is effing WEIRD!

[–]mappum 36 points37 points ago

OMG that is my girlfriend! She wandered away last week so I had to put up flyers

[–]murderbum999 0 points1 point ago

Bengal?

[–]Colby347 275 points276 points ago

"Babe, lay down behind my computer and get ready to board the karma train!"

This is shit.

[–]CuriosityKilledDaFap 22 points23 points ago

You're waiting for a train...

[–]PapaAtrain 10 points11 points ago

A train that will take you far away.

[–]Rige 9 points10 points ago

You know where you hope this train will take you...

[–]endercoaster 26 points27 points ago

choo choo, motherfuckers.

[–]Imfuckinpicasso 3 points4 points ago

Read that like jack nicholson.

Note to self: Start reading more things like Jack Nicholson...until crazy. Rinse. Repeat.

[–]10inchdisc 2 points3 points ago

BWEHHHHHH

[–]XyploatKyrt 6 points7 points ago

I hear the train a'comin. It's rollin' 'round the bend...

[–]Omnifox 4 points5 points ago

And I ain't seen the sunshine, Since, I don't know when...

I got you.

[–]mus7ard 4 points5 points ago

I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draaaggiinnn' onn.

[–]XyploatKyrt -1 points0 points ago

more like stuck_in_reddit :/

[–]TopNotch37 10 points11 points ago

Is that taylor swift?

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Here comes the train.

[–]TheBestBigAl 0 points1 point ago

And it's never late.

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 0 points1 point ago

Always early.

[–]Scarbane 0 points1 point ago

Well, it arrives precisely when it means to

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

So that's who this is?

Guess what guys! I've found my new celebrity crush.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

Who is this chick in the pic?

She's gorgeous.

[–]JimmFair 8 points9 points ago

"hey honey lay here I need some karma"

[–]thecrimsontim 7 points8 points ago

His post made me chuckle. Your comment didn't. You are shit.

[–]donpapillon 2 points3 points ago

CHOO CHOO, Motherfucker!

[–]karma-cloud 2 points3 points ago

"dammit hold still! I don't care if your neck hurts!"

[–]Contero 0 points1 point ago

Won't someone think of the karma?

[–]pxsalmers 0 points1 point ago

Colby...that name sounds familiar.

[–]danfinlay 0 points1 point ago

Nowadays, someone posts this in response to just about every post ever, and then promptly rides the karma train.

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[–]Colby347 1 point2 points ago

How old are you

[–]joyco66 52 points53 points ago

if you don't pay attention to her, someone else will.

[–]kikenazz 61 points62 points ago

My cock

[–]SuaveEgg 22 points23 points ago

HEYOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]_loki_ 0 points1 point ago

And my... axe?

[–]MestR -1 points0 points ago

I don't think that's an "else" statement.

[–]squirtmaster1 5 points6 points ago

if (!girlfriend.hasAttention)
{
    girlfriend.getUpset();
    karma++;
}
else    
{
    browniePoints++;
}

[–]Imfuckinpicasso 0 points1 point ago

I don't think you're an "else" statement.

[–]WalrusInMySheets 8 points9 points ago

I'd give her my attention...real hard.

[–]BigRedCandle 12 points13 points ago

I would attention her soo hard!

[–]brownpixel 33 points34 points ago

Am I the only one who immediately thought of the ending of Se7en?

[–]bowlinforcolon 21 points22 points ago

Wait, that's what was in the box?

[–]natiabrosca 10 points11 points ago

Her pretty little head.

[–]CuriosityKilledDaFap 1 point2 points ago

Wait, not that box, right?

[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

Yes. No more speaking of this, or we may spoil things for others.

[–]jmc_automatic 0 points1 point ago

SPOILER ALERT GUYS: 17 YEAR OLD MOVIE SPOILER ALERT!

[–]coldcupofjoe 1 point2 points ago

This movie can't be that old? Can it? Is it...

Fuck...

[–]jmc_automatic 0 points1 point ago

Haha to be honest I had to check IMDB and was really surprised at how old it was.

[–]burntham77 1 point2 points ago

Now that you mention it... yeah, now the picture is better.

[–]ImpishGrin 1 point2 points ago

John Doe has the upper hand!

[–]withoutatres 1 point2 points ago

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?

[–]pl0xzz 1 point2 points ago

I just watched it last night, and my friend ruined the ending for me a few days prior. >:|

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin' asshole. I can't stand when my friends spoil 17 year old movies for me.

[–]Fred_N 67 points68 points ago

nice little pussy you got there son

[–]PlayingWithCum 26 points27 points ago

Scoots laptop in-front of face >:|

[–]Nullvoid123 7 points8 points ago

Careful you don't pet it too much.

[–]tragik007 9 points10 points ago

You fucking idiot, get off the computer.

[–]brassiron 10 points11 points ago

Why do people keep the stickers on their electronics?

[–]PanicRev 4 points5 points ago

Even worse, I had a coworker that used to leave the factory-installed protective film on her monitor.

[–]Nerfherder32 2 points3 points ago

My grandma kept that on her phone screen for 8 months

[–]its_today_already 1 point2 points ago

I've taken those off of other people's devices without asking. You're welcome.

[–]Sciar 0 points1 point ago

Putting on extra stickers... I can't understand

Leaving stickers on... I'm lazy and I still have an entire plastic bit on top of my monitor stating all of its features. I see no reason to take it off.

[–]yellowpride 0 points1 point ago

Because it doesnt inhibit anything and is a reminder of the electronic's features. I have the sticker on my monitor because I forget the size and resolution all the time.

[–]brassiron 3 points4 points ago

IMO they inhibit the aesthetics of the hardware. Computers are pretty good at giving information when asked, especially about themselves. I'll assume you are a windows user since statistically that's the most likely. You can right click anywhere on the desktop and click Screen Resolution. This is a better method because your computer may not be set for the maximum resolution of your monitor(some people like things to be bigger onscreen). Or you can go to http://www.whatismyscreenresolution.com/

[–]yellowpride 1 point2 points ago

Positive aesthetics is relative to a person's taste so it CAN inhibit it, however, this is a question regarding why someone would keep stickers on, essentially an outsider asking an insider about their behavior. Obviously, someone who keeps it on doesn't feel it inhibits aesthetics so a rebuttal of why other people do it based on your personal opinion is invalid. In addition, you can say the same thing about why every single item you buy isn't properly lit/framed/given the proper amount of negative space and displayed like in a showroom to optimize it's aesthetics, so that reasoning is void.

As far as your alternative solution towards getting the same information, I respond to all of that with "Or I can shift the focus of my eyes to the bottom right corner of my monitor and get the same information." Computers are good at giving information when asked... key point being "when asked". Both computers and humans can easily multitask, however, the connection between the two is singular. You can only send commands to a computer one at a time, and so asking the computer to do something would stop you from doing something else. You might say, well it only takes 5 seconds to get the information so it doesnt really matter, however, that's 5 seconds I gain over you, without losing my train of thought and without losing anything at all considering that I don't feel the sticker inhibits the monitor's aesthetics.

[–]Rottwang82 32 points33 points ago

Head is sideways. 2/10. Would not bang.

[–]OccasionMU 25 points26 points ago

The girlfriend isn't bad though...

[–]el3kt2ik 2 points3 points ago

Pet the pussy.

[–]Smaktat 3 points4 points ago

What if.. .she's dead? OP is taunting us with this picture as part of a grand plot to advertise his victims so we'll know what happened a few days later on the news.

[–]46966 8 points9 points ago

I think you wants karma too.

[–]DevilsLittleChicken 23 points24 points ago

And with a face like that, you'd be mad not to give her it.

[–]d3l3t3 130 points131 points ago

[–]gorillapavilion 6 points7 points ago

they are actually both just severed heads.

[–]rewision 9 points10 points ago

Please let me hit him ;_;

[–]Sarks 5 points6 points ago

On one hand, that gif works well. On the other hand, I hate that bastard with the burning passion of a thousand dying suns going supernova. On the other other hand, SoIaF is awesome.

So here is your order of one(1) upvote.

[–]Nullvoid123 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I hate the bastard as well. I'm guessing the 15 other redditors do to, but as you said it works well.

[–]Daibuoxx -1 points0 points ago

The fuck man that's beastiality

[–]Jakems 12 points13 points ago

that girl is gorgeous

[–]extravagant1110 2 points3 points ago

Catception

[–]bryster126 2 points3 points ago

She's hot. Laptop fans will do that.

[–]spontaneity777 3 points4 points ago

Suddenly, laser pointer.

[–]Hades1029 0 points1 point ago

Did you really had to cut her head off? A simple no, would have been enough. I am right?

[–]Colonel_Buttercup -1 points0 points ago

Well she's not a cat now is she!?

[–]bricardo -1 points0 points ago

I didn't laugh out loud, but it's pretty funny.

[–]Stav3ng3r -1 points0 points ago

That's .. creepy :S

[–]parkBomm 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that the first thing I notice is that I have that very same laptop?? :(

[–]Aubrey76 0 points1 point ago

If I Fits She Can Sits!

[–]mojoisjojo 0 points1 point ago

i have the same laptop :)

[–]modex20 0 points1 point ago

have her make a post on reddit... oh wait

[–]ElPazerino -1 points0 points ago

It have to rub the head with Lotion

[–]ThatGuyNamedStiker 1 point2 points ago

She is beautiful!

[–]megademonspawn666 1 point2 points ago

If she wants my attention she would be under the table.

[–]Dioxyss 0 points1 point ago

Nicole... Is that you?

[–]skeeder 1 point2 points ago

You need to make this your updated wallpaper. Just saying.

[–]VTSvortex 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg I heard you liked pictures of computers on computers, so I made you a computer taking a picture of a computer of a computer

[–]monstergert 0 points1 point ago

stay calm and just ignore it and it'll go away

[–]O_oblivious 0 points1 point ago

Question- why are you looking at cats with an actual human to interact with?

[–]Pollydora 1 point2 points ago

Redditor kidnaps and decapitates random woman he passes on the street and places disembodied head next to his laptop. All for the sweet, sweet karma..

[–]Dresdain 0 points1 point ago

I have the same laptop as you!

[–]elijah_valentine 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing how fast they grow.

[–]sprimate 0 points1 point ago

After reading the comments, I noticed there was a girl in the picture.

[–]roger_podakter -1 points0 points ago

But you totally don't want attention by telling her to do that while you pull up the image of a cat on your pc, and snap a pic on your phone. It just happened that way...

[–]herrodersir 0 points1 point ago

give her the D

[–]M374llic4 1 point2 points ago

Well, where are her GW pics?

[–]FondlingYourBrother 0 points1 point ago

Blowjob

[–]mchao 1 point2 points ago

you get to fulfill the desires of two pussies at once you lucky bastard

[–]Colten95 0 points1 point ago

Is that Jessica Alba?

[–]Andypwns 1 point2 points ago

First time a girl on reddit actually made me say awww, without my pants getting tighter.

[–]withoutatres 1 point2 points ago

Fine ill say what everyone is thinking, post photos of her naked

[–]Zementid 0 points1 point ago

Mine does the exact same thing... just lying there.

[–]Dura1110 0 points1 point ago

I have the same laptop _^

[–]docscott 0 points1 point ago

"Okay mom, put your head behind my laptop... Hold on while I take the picture for karma."

[–]dawkota 0 points1 point ago

When I see pictures like this, all I can think of is the face-munching that must have ensued.

[–]THEDumbasscus 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD! is that a golf bag?

[–]SarahLoren 0 points1 point ago

ALL.THE.UPVOTES.

[–]dominique484 0 points1 point ago

Catception.

[–]iamcq 0 points1 point ago

your girlfriend is attractive. are you also attractive? is that a requirement for an attractive girlfriend? I'm so lonely. and no, banging a 4 won't make me appreciate an 8.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

Just fuck her brains out and get back to Reddit.

[–]Pinoth 0 points1 point ago

This is freeling out my mind.

[–]murderbum999 0 points1 point ago

BENGAL!

[–]Bergger 0 points1 point ago

I'd play with that pussy.

[–]Titan7771 0 points1 point ago

Solid humblebrag.

[–]p_U_c_K 0 points1 point ago

OP...Do you live in Minneapolis?

[–]Don_Thate -1 points0 points ago

Shit, man. You didn't have to kill her to put her behind the laptop.

[–]cuteintern -1 points0 points ago

Nice self-portrait, OP.

conspiracyKeanu.bmp

[–]metempirical -1 points0 points ago

Stop posting and go jizzle in her nizzle then!

[–]thenewaddition -2 points-1 points ago

I think you are she.

[–]Nucking-Futs 0 points1 point ago

Aww. Put your dick in her mouth

[–]ozman51 -4 points-3 points ago

Get off the computer. Alternatively you can give her my number and I will get off the computer.

[–]notmyrealnam3 2 points3 points ago

any more pics and i'll be getting off on my computer

[–]coronawithlime -5 points-4 points ago

very cute girl! I wish my wife wanted my attention :( but my baby daughter does :) so I gives it to her all she wants

[–]Leshow -1 points0 points ago

its hard to read that without thinking you're raping your family. smiley faces are creepy.

[–]Nerfherder32 -1 points0 points ago

Do you hear banjos?

[–]coronawithlime -2 points-1 points ago

Hide yo sister! Hide yo wife! Hide yo dogs!

[–]Sinister05 -2 points-1 points ago

Is that a life size stuff Gumby in the background? ... Nice

[–]fleetber -2 points-1 points ago

must go deeper!

[–]stash0606 -4 points-3 points ago

hey hey hey, nice laptop!

and oh yea, the pussy's nice too. :D

[–]HyZerboy -3 points-2 points ago

for thelove of god...rub her!

[–]Mikebx 0 points1 point ago

Did you decapitate her!?

[–]shaise -2 points-1 points ago

think for the 1st time in my life I'm envious :|

[–]imgurbust -1 points0 points ago

YUM

[–]Thereminz -2 points-1 points ago

Looked at this while in bed, feels weird man

[–]crashgold 0 points1 point ago

How I feel when my boyfriend is redditing :(

[–]Zerble -1 points0 points ago

I got your attention right here...

[–]fe3o4 0 points1 point ago

Next time be more specific.. simply asking for head... well, you know.

[–]DownWithTheSickness -1 points0 points ago

Give it to her. Please.

[–]tanly84 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the cat, then the girl

[–]allmen 0 points1 point ago

Needs to place her head on your lap and stuck sucking.... that'll get your attention.

[–]LibraryNerdOne -3 points-2 points ago

and a belly rub.

[–]majidm -3 points-2 points ago

haha nice. she does deserve some attentionafter all ;)

[–]wicket146 -1 points0 points ago

9/10. Would give attention.

[–]MustangGuy -3 points-2 points ago

Rub her belly bro, females love gettin there bellies rubbed.

[–]Ana_Thema -2 points-1 points ago

Hey you have a girlfriend! Hahaha brilliant! That's really great! You guys must have such a good time together! I'm so glad to be able to get a glimpse into your japes!

[–]NBurg -2 points-1 points ago

Give that bitch some attention, bitches love attention.

[–]I_have_tissues -5 points-4 points ago

I would give her all the attention she wants, if you know what I mean.

[–]Leshow -3 points-2 points ago

would fuck

[–]PedobearLV -3 points-2 points ago

You have that to play with yet you are more concerned about your cat? Are you a homo or something?

[–]Dankycheese -2 points-1 points ago

Who's upvoting this shit?