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[–]ladybetty 245 points246 points ago

Clearly the little girl is the favourite. That iPod is ooooooooooold.

[–]sonnyworld 158 points159 points ago

It's the best iPod though. A true mp3 player.

[–]Ethosia 79 points80 points ago

Nothing like 120gb of storage space. What does a touch have? 64 at the top end?

[–]ijustwantcoffee 102 points103 points ago

And the functionality of a wifi smartphone. You can even call with skype.

[–]soupisawesome 15 points16 points ago

160GB on the iPod classic and yes on the 64GB touch.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 7 points8 points ago

You often hear about people regretting expensive purchases or not being as satisfied as they initially thought it would make them.
Not with this baby. It brings me pure joy every single day. My only regret is that I bought a new battery only to find out that the last generation Ipods are impossible to open without ruining the case.

[–]beefycheesy 8 points9 points ago

I got my 80gb ipod back in 2005. I just took the protective screen cover off it last month.

[–]Wickyy 34 points35 points ago

People like you sicken me.

[–]LetoTheTyrant -1 points0 points ago

Have you ever gone and taken it off of someone's device? I have but only ever family

[–]N0V0w3ls 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, because it's got a HDD instead of solid state.

[–]brosenfeld 2 points3 points ago

I have a 160gb iPod Classic. In addition to music, I keep all of Farscape and The X-Files on it. I can also use it as external storage.

[–]Rorkimaru 1 point2 points ago

The disk hard drive was a major drawback though

[–]QuantoQuandoQuatro 4 points5 points ago

People often forget what's truly great about the iPod "classic". It's a tiny portable hard drive that also doubles as an awesome mp3 player. I used to fill mine up with movies, tv shows, (pirated of course) as well as music and take it to friends houses and you could plug it into a computer and watch films, or even better, grab a chord (once it was the "iPod Video") and plug it straight into the TV.

[–]Pockets6794 1 point2 points ago

I loved my 160gb ipod until some jerk off took it from my bag. Still, filled that sucker to the brim.

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I'll never give it up. I'd much rather have a device only dedicated to music AND an iPhone than having an iPod touch. Fuck that.

[–]reluctant-upvote 14 points15 points ago

No it's not. I just bought a 120 g last week. It's really expensive and it's called the classic. It's not old. They also use to make a 160, I had one in Iraq, but they stopped making them. 120 g I pod classic is the shit though. I have over 16,000 songs and lots of movies. The only thing old about it is the design, but that's why they call it classic. Oh and it's not touch. But touch is screen sensitive to cracking

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[–]N0V0w3ls 2 points3 points ago

Wouldn't you rather have one of the ones with SSD storage if you're afraid of dropping it?

[–]Beznia 0 points1 point ago

How else am I going to play Fruit Ninja or Angry Birds?

[–]rennydoll 0 points1 point ago

You get an ipod touch.

[–]Beznia 0 points1 point ago

D: I replied to the wrong person 10 hours ago :( This post was completely out of context here -.-

[–]reluctant-upvote 1 point2 points ago

sweet

[–]PohTayToez 0 points1 point ago

Hate to tell you but the classic is the worst when it comes to impact resistance. The classic is the only one that still uses a traditional hard drive rather than solid state memory which makes it much more prone to complete failure when dropped. In terms of durability it would be shuffle>nano>touch>classic.

Source: Having repaired literally hundreds of iPods.

[–]the_guy1 0 points1 point ago

I bought a 160 two months ago new and I love it

[–]FellerFeller -2 points-1 points ago

Touch screens are a pain anyway. I honestly don't understand why someone would prefer not to have buttons...

[–]reluctant-upvote 1 point2 points ago

Trend

[–]moderndayvigilante 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]darkops32 6 points7 points ago

Or he got it when he was much younger, and she got that iPad recently.

[–]lenchmob 2 points3 points ago

But he has a gold medal?

[–]fergie434 3 points4 points ago

Thats still the current iPod classic

[–]wolfgangamade 0 points1 point ago

Everybody thinks that iPod is old! It's not. It's the newest generation, and it has 160 mother fucking gigabytes!

[–]1inchis25point4mm 0 points1 point ago

I still love my iPod Video (yes, that was what it was called before they started calling them "classics"). 30GB of music, yeah!

[–]foregotheparable 0 points1 point ago

I traded my 3rd gen iPod Touch last week for my sister's iPod Classic. Not even the current version but the one she's had for 7 years. No regrets at all - it still works absolutely perfectly and it's just so much classier. I found myself using apps less and less and needing more space for music.

[–]the_television 0 points1 point ago

or it's...you know...new

[–]thespaceoddity 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how things work in their household, but in my household, I only got electronics that were either a) previously my older sibling's or b) on sale.

[–]PTCruisin 112 points113 points ago

[–]emohipster 68 points69 points ago

Why does that Caucasian man buy apple gadgets for that Asian family?

[–]I_ate_a_milkshake 48 points49 points ago

white guilt?

[–]workingalot 29 points30 points ago

The White Man's burden.

[–]wannabecarttonist 17 points18 points ago

The redditor's burden.

[–]Battletooth 5 points6 points ago

I like you. I'm going to start stalking you. And I expect you to improve slightly with each picture as you practice. I will watch your every move. Especially when you poop.

[–]JesusIsAScapegoat 0 points1 point ago

But that's when he gets the most practice! Cause who doesn't need something to do when they poop?

[–]velit 2 points3 points ago

He looks like he could be Asian just as well.

[–]eyecite 2 points3 points ago

Like any normal white guy doesn't love Asian women.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It all began with a... holiday.

[–]titan413 44 points45 points ago

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That joke was terrible.

[–]mrpti 1 point2 points ago

[–]titan413 5 points6 points ago

Hey, I calls em like I sees em. I'm a whale biologist.

[–]sarahhlove 31 points32 points ago

what's worse? calling an ipod touch an 'itouch'

[–]obliterationn 13 points14 points ago

Oh no

[–]kidmerkury 2 points3 points ago

Apple store guy here. I got used to hearing that. Whats worse is "iPad 3" - that's technically not the name. It's the third generation iPad, but the technical title is "the new iPad".

I like iPad 3 better though.

[–]sarahhlove 3 points4 points ago

but what will they do when another new ipad comes out?

[–]puttygrey 5 points6 points ago

This is the end
My only friend, the end

[–]gasundtieht -1 points0 points ago

You sing like an Animal.

[–]kidmerkury 6 points7 points ago

Trust me: you, me, all my coworkers, and pretty much all apple retail employees have the same question

[–]fearlesspancake 1 point2 points ago

I think the Mario bros series were in a situation like this, they released "New Super Mario Bros", and the sequel was "New Super Mario Bros 2". It almost makes sense.

[–]merwaan123 1 point2 points ago

The new iPad, just as theyve been doing with the iPod touch for 5 years

[–]guyver_dio 51 points52 points ago

Try facebook. It's a little to mild for reddit.

[–]baxterg13 53 points54 points ago

if he posts it on facebook, someone else will post it to reddit along with a facebook gem title

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 24 points25 points ago

Found this gem on my Facebook. Nailed it?

[–]Fleabert 15 points16 points ago

Just a little gem I found on facebook. Nailed it? [Fixed]

[–]stferago 8 points9 points ago

Just a facebook gem level: Nailed it

[–]Sproutykins 13 points14 points ago

DAE Just a Le Facebook Gem Level: Nailed It (ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL GET THIS) [LE FIXED]

[–]123ada321 2 points3 points ago

Just nailed a Facebook Gem

[–]Augrills 1 point2 points ago

I see your nailed it and raise you this Facebook gem. Apple Price Level: too damn high. [FIXED]

[–]dannymca 2 points3 points ago

SO I just found this little gem on Facebook. Nailed it? [Fixed]

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 1 point2 points ago

Actually, it's the Facebook now. Read that today in another thread.

[–]TheColourAwsome 0 points1 point ago

Just

[–]pretzelzetzel 5 points6 points ago

"Facebook Gold" is the new term. I've seen it 3 times today.

[–]AlexBrallex 0 points1 point ago

You sure? I think 9gag will take it from facebook and watermark-proof as theirs..

[–]ivras 6 points7 points ago

I didn't think i'd ever see a repost from facebook on reddit...

[–]latenightrage 18 points19 points ago

Why the fuck does an 10 yr old girl need a fucking ipad. What possible explanation could there be?

[–]drizzfoshizz 32 points33 points ago

Does anyone really need an iPad?

[–]phriend2spin 1 point2 points ago

No one needs an iPad but I use mine 10x more any other device. As a gigging musician we store all of our song charts on these. Saves us from carrying around bulky massive binders.

[–]latenightrage 3 points4 points ago

I whole heartedly agree with you, however i hate this new fad of kids who are just barely in middle school having these several hundred dollar gadgets that they have no real use for except angry birds and showing off to their friends.

[–]ValiantAbyss 7 points8 points ago

Its the exact same thing as having a super nintendo! Jesus, I hate this fad where people seem upset over kids having toys. You think that your super nintendo or gameboy color wasn't expensive? Did you need those things?

(No, you didn't.)

[–]latenightrage 1 point2 points ago

I bought my own gameboy when i was a kid, i didn't have my parents buy it.

[–]FormerSlacker 0 points1 point ago

I remember my mother got me the original Gameboy for my birthday, and it cost something like $100 dollars Canadian. It wasn't that expensive.

[–]aesamattki -1 points0 points ago

Those were classics. The iPad is stupid on many, many levels.

[–]Pulpedyams 5 points6 points ago

Courtney at school has one.

[–]paxton125 1 point2 points ago

kid logic.

[–]Fleeb 5 points6 points ago

Need vs want.

[–]iamnoss 1 point2 points ago

Wide variety of educational applications, access to TV, films, and music. Also a good way to introduce a child to the internet and computers in general because of the easy to use interface.

Half the people complaining about children having things like iPod Touches and iPads had access to PCs and games consoles at the same age. If the father has the money to pay for luxuries such as that, then why shouldn't he?

[–]paxton125 1 point2 points ago

tell me, have you seen this generation? if a kid walks into school WITHOUT a phone, ipad, etc. they are counted as the odd one out. i'm serious. when the current generation needs to make money as an adult, the world will burst into flames.

[–]ngtstkr 19 points20 points ago

That little girl's face is at least 20 years older than her body.

[–]ReversePoopOperation 8 points9 points ago

That is aphex twins true form

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 2 points3 points ago

She looks like the Crypt Keeper. Maybe she'll grow out of it though.

[–]pretzelzetzel 13 points14 points ago

Wow, this has 921 karma. /r/funny is officially shitty.

[–]Chridsdude 8 points9 points ago

So far you have 3 comments on this post. Maybe you should leave?

[–]darktemplardude 3 points4 points ago

You think this was the straw that broke the camels back?

[–]Hinchburglar 0 points1 point ago

How did I see this on Facebook first?

[–]BlackBlizzard 0 points1 point ago

I've finally seen something on Facebook before Reddit

[–]I_sense_highschool 2 points3 points ago

i think this is the final straw, unsubscribing from /funny

[–]capnjack78 2 points3 points ago

[–]SupaFlySnookums 2 points3 points ago

That's the stupidest fucking thing ever! Fuck that asshole family... And FUCK YOU OP!

[–]cannibalistic_duck 2 points3 points ago

This should belong in r/WTF. WTF is a fucking 5 year old doing with an iPad.

[–]labradorrescuer 7 points8 points ago

iLame

[–]thischarmingman18 5 points6 points ago

[–]dillywin 2 points3 points ago

We know this wasn't taken on an Iphone

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

Yeah or else the title would have said "taken on an iPhone"

[–]dillywin 0 points1 point ago

Or the image quality would have been bearable

[–]Massivz 2 points3 points ago

He looks an awful lot like Sam Merlotte

[–]Sil369 0 points1 point ago

LUNA!!!

[–]Massivz 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck is that?!

[–]Sil369 1 point2 points ago

gotta love Pam hehehe

[–]manark 2 points3 points ago

what does a kid that looks 8 need an ipad for

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

There are far better tablets now with Android that cost 1/3 the price, and yet people still buy their 8 year olds $600 iPads. It makes me rage.

[–]manark 1 point2 points ago

yeah, like those kids who buy expensive imacs to browse facebook ...

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

A client of mine, an elderly woman, was just talked in to buying a $700 ipad, a time capsule, and an imac by a friend of hers. All she does is check email and type documents.

[–]manark 0 points1 point ago

they ought to punch those people in the nose

[–]Trunkers -1 points0 points ago

Where's the wife with the 'iLaid' sign?

[–]lifelesslies 9 points10 points ago

he's married... of course his wife doesn't have that sign

[–]Ninjago1 0 points1 point ago

uncle jesse?

[–]BALAGU3R 0 points1 point ago

You can tell daddy's favorite by the budget.

[–]8835711 1 point2 points ago

They should rename this subreddit "dad humor"

[–]Dear_Hunter 0 points1 point ago

Is that Anthony Green?

[–]cwolfe 0 points1 point ago

good Dad

[–]that_mn_kid 0 points1 point ago

Is the dad Jim Carrey?

[–]enzo702 0 points1 point ago

Yeah to me he looks like Jim Carrey with a mustache.

[–]litljac73 1 point2 points ago

They're the mini-van family with the 2 large and 2 small apple stickers on the back window.

[–]Missmayo 1 point2 points ago

Clearly the son got the shaft.

[–]jplug93 0 points1 point ago

I always love when family is used for karma!

[–]A_G 0 points1 point ago

That little girl looks like she's sucking my soul.

[–]gotmewrong66 0 points1 point ago

Just a single dad tryna get some hos yo

[–]champiain 0 points1 point ago

IS it just me or does the girl totally looks like a young Angela (The Office US). Anyone??

[–]SilverHammerMan 0 points1 point ago

I just counted the pixels in that picture on one hand.

[–]ammysaur 0 points1 point ago

bit of an over done joke.

[–]ekolis 0 points1 point ago

Aw, I was hoping it was a joke about how they tell an iPod from an iPad in England, since the words sounds the same there...

[–]thunderbrother 0 points1 point ago

Picture needs more jpeg.

[–]buideals 1 point2 points ago

Good Guy Colin Farrell buying Apple products for strange children

[–]BluePuma 1 point2 points ago

Garbage

[–]CGord -1 points0 points ago

Upvoted SO HARD.

[–]efie 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who wants to punch that little girl in the face

[–]chamberx2 0 points1 point ago

Taken with an iPhone.

[–]big_bad_mojo 0 points1 point ago

THANK YOU for not putting the punch line in the title.

[–]dulocrazy 0 points1 point ago

you paid for it..why are you complaining. You could of said no

[–]uncle_balls 1 point2 points ago

i hate that dad.

[–]Pigtattoo 0 points1 point ago

Why did Casey Jones buy those kids presents? Did they escape the foot clan?

[–]Indetermination 1 point2 points ago

This is literally the quality of something my mother would send me, which had already been forwarded through a dozen of her middle aged friends. Who on earth thinks this is funny? Like, people with kids? Is that who is laughing at this poor attempt at wordplay, coupled with an embarrassingly american family?

[–]CosmaiOwl 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't this some sort of comic? I recognize this.

[–]S_Dub7 1 point2 points ago

I don't feel bad for this Dad, not one bit. Want me to feel bad for you because you paid? No; I feel bad for you because you can't say no to your kids.

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 1 point2 points ago

Of course, the little girl gets the Ipad.

However, the boy has the sturdiest MP3 player known to MAN. I love those things.

[–]Bipolarruledout -1 points0 points ago

Um.... I beg to differ.

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

Dude, my dad bought one in 2005, I think. Only broke in 2011. Fukkin 6 years of valiant service.

[–]ianszymczak 0 points1 point ago

Oh, dad!

[–]SlibIsSandwich 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain to me the lure of the iPad? When I see them I still think they are just phones that can't make calls and are too big for pockets. And more useless than even a Mac cause I can't play my steam games on it at all.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

My mom would have been 'idrove you to the library! Pick out a book! Not too many!'

[–]V1bration 0 points1 point ago

He looks a little like Christian Bale.

[–]Amaroken 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't have paid!, you should feel bad!

[–]servuskal 0 points1 point ago

It seems like the poor mother only got a potato.

[–]Chunkyfunk01 -1 points0 points ago

iHatethosekidsandidontevenknowthem.

[–]coledog22 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one that believes these jokes are very over-used.

[–]MathewMurdock 0 points1 point ago

Damn kids

[–]cpitchford 0 points1 point ago

Is that Matt Berry?

[–]wajiji 0 points1 point ago

I guess he caved in from all that begging.

[–]Whysomadbro 1 point2 points ago

Those kids are hideous. Mother of god.

[–]stran9er 0 points1 point ago

Dad's look reads more like: iBroke.

[–]thefigpucker 0 points1 point ago

spoiled kids,nothing new...when I wanted a bike @ 8 yrs old,my awesome pops said go buy your bike with your own money dumbass...was different in the 70's.

[–]Triassic_Bark 0 points1 point ago

How to spoil your children in 1 easy step.

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

My mother won't stop calling the iPad an iPod. She's all butt hurt that some of her coworkers got on and she didn't.

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

Get her a Nexus 7. Far better.

[–]7fingersphil -1 points0 points ago

Ipod classic is the best ipod by a longshot

[–]masterbard1 -1 points0 points ago

I am a real tech fan but IMHO I find no real use for a tablet. anybody else think the same or am I just one of those idiots?

[–]koimaster 0 points1 point ago

I'm ashamed of seeing this on reddit now. The first time i heard about this picture was from my UNCLE who had seen it on FB. Which means he saw it before me, and so did the whole of FB!

[–]xRaptorJesusx 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me? or do those kids look weird as fuck..

[–]fowlerforce5 1 point2 points ago

That's bullcrap. I think all kids that want a phone should start with a flip phone.

[–]urukhai434 0 points1 point ago

this is a cartoon i saw..

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

What is wrong with the kids' faces?

[–]Pyromania37 0 points1 point ago

A+ for no punchline in title, seriously there is a big blinking sign and people still dont get this.

[–]shavethatpoodle 0 points1 point ago

iPwnd

[–]MrRebeccaSlumber 0 points1 point ago

those kids are gonna be such little shits. I heard some guy on line at the grocery store the other day saying he bought his daughter a new car because "if I was used to always having a car I'd want my dad to get me one" it's that fucking mentality

[–]Ervinski 0 points1 point ago

I actually bought my own ipod (which I am writing this on) touch with my money. Funny though.

[–]princessheeter 1 point2 points ago

I cannot downvote this enough.

[–]AlphaSkag1 0 points1 point ago

HOW CLEVER

[–]pretzelzetzel 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of the kind of joke you'd find in one those "101 jokes on some theme" written by some guy who doesn't understand what a joke is.

[–]panaflax 0 points1 point ago

iCorny

[–]JamoWRage -1 points0 points ago

/r/funny is slowly becoming 9gag ಠ_ಠ

[–]KingofGnG 1 point2 points ago

iDiot?

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe -1 points0 points ago

This humor is right about up there with Family Circus jokes. Congratulations Reddit, your standards have fallen that low.

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 0 points1 point ago

DILF

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