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[–]string97bean 62 points63 points ago

That look is priceless...

[–]javalin 12 points13 points ago

Oh it's gonna cost you..

[–]brygy24 2 points3 points ago

I like my women... natural.

[–]javalin 2 points3 points ago

[–]Vurz 2 points3 points ago

OH GOD.

[–]Vurmz 0 points1 point ago

IT BURNS!

[–]90cali90 4 points5 points ago

I know. What is Vladimir Putin doing on a bus?

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 1 point2 points ago

Putin has some sexy legs.

[–]Volkamar 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Rik Mayall.

[–]badgarok725 0 points1 point ago

damnit, someone always has my "clever" comment

[–]SnoobY 2 points3 points ago

He looks like the French guy from Johnny English.

[–]flubberjub 1 point2 points ago

John Malkovich? The "french guy"?!

[–]jboyle89 0 points1 point ago

John Malkovich is American ;) Also, obligatory plug to convince you to watch 'Being John Malkovich'. Great film.

[–]Ev00 0 points1 point ago

His hand is coming out to look like either a horsedong or a gigantic deflated nutsack.

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[–]EGG_THE_SYSTEM 1 point2 points ago

What is it and why is it getting downvoted? Don't wanna click it

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 10 points11 points ago

He has the smooth legs of a Goddess.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 2 points3 points ago

That.. that user name. ._.

[–]dontrememberanything 9 points10 points ago

Wow Henry Winkler has certainly changed a lot since Happy Days

[–]Immynimmy 8 points9 points ago

I heard he's a really shitty lawyer now.

[–]bootnuts -1 points0 points ago

I hear he works in a children's hospital

[–]Lizardizzle 0 points1 point ago

I hear you're a loud masturbator.

[–]Fellow51 8 points9 points ago

He likes the attention.

[–]ms-whatever 4 points5 points ago

He's an attention whore.

[–]noahpoah 6 points7 points ago

I like lamp.

[–]Cretin_Detection 4 points5 points ago

I like turtles

[–]ZombieJonathan 2 points3 points ago

I like you

[–]artsyangel 2 points3 points ago

Me too

[–]javalin 0 points1 point ago

Your name is Dustin, Be quiet.

[–]FaptainAwesome 7 points8 points ago

It took me way too long to realize that all of it was painted on...

[–]Dave21101 1 point2 points ago

Same here, I thought some was and some wasn't.

[–]zappa78 4 points5 points ago

[–]G2LOQ 4 points5 points ago

That was in Hamburg, as advertisement for the "Nivea House".

[–]nowandlater 4 points5 points ago

He knows

[–]hammerdowns 5 points6 points ago

I like trains

[–]danya101 1 point2 points ago

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

[–]MollySmithMS 1 point2 points ago

That is awesome.

[–]seeBurtrun 2 points3 points ago

Whoever came up with this idea is a genius. Bravo!

[–]moar_noaw 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Oh...don't mind me 0coms 20pts 1mo funny
Why does it look like everyone is laughing at me? 14coms 243pts 11mos funny
What are you looking at? 32coms 771pts 8mos pics
Nice legs! 186coms 1409pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]anonymousHacker 4 points5 points ago

I don't like reposts

[–]Dubbys 2 points3 points ago

I am sickened every time I see this. As if public transportation isn't bad enough now this guy has people pointing and laughing at him... Fuck You to who ever put this on the side of that bus.

[–]dsgnmnky -2 points-1 points ago

Not everyone takes public transpo because they are poor.

[–]livingdots 1 point2 points ago

he never said that though...

[–]dsgnmnky 0 points1 point ago

I thought he sort of implied it by mentioning that riding public transportation is "bad". But if I misunderstood, my apologies for assuming.

[–]Dray11 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't Stuart Pearce be training or something?

[–]pizzaazzip 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the internet...

[–]BakedGoodness 3 points4 points ago

Where reposts thrive

[–]CaptainTim1982 0 points1 point ago

Where are his bus pants?

[–]bojang1es 1 point2 points ago

I'm a sucker for a sexy set of legs on a... man?

[–]DrKaoz 1 point2 points ago

Whenever i see buses without a second s i read it in my head like bjuses and get really confused :(

[–]IWillEatYourChildren 1 point2 points ago

I Like Trains.

[–]imperfcet 1 point2 points ago

Is this as bad as Facebook using pictures of you in advertisements without you knowing? Discuss.

[–]nikzaar 0 points1 point ago

[–]artsyangel 0 points1 point ago

I'm fabulous.

[–]EchoFiveTwo 0 points1 point ago

The fare is $2.50 and your dignity

[–]6months23days 0 points1 point ago

Genius! And thus free advertising all over the internet!

[–]bevus -1 points0 points ago

I like turtles

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but do ye like dags?

[–]Dimezilla 0 points1 point ago

maybe it's real or maybe it's maybelline

[–]TrepidationNation 0 points1 point ago

What you like is the creative team behind that advertisement.

[–]syah7991 0 points1 point ago

I like trains.

[–]PollysLithium 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh more than it really should have.

[–]donagan 1 point2 points ago

In America there would be outrage and lawsuits.

[–]mundymund -1 points0 points ago

that's genius marketing!

[–]Nizzler -2 points-1 points ago

I like turtles

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