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[–]PoWn3d_0704 7 points8 points ago

I'm an Atheist, and I laughed my ass off.

[–]timgaga[S] 4 points5 points ago

You might be a gamer if...

[–]Fallie 8 points9 points ago

You realize that by putting 'I'm a christian" in the title this post isn't going anywhere right?

[–]drpepperisbest 1 point2 points ago

You do realize that you were completely wrong right?

[–]Triforcespower 1 point2 points ago

One does not simply be a redditor and be Christian at the same time

[–]kimbakoo 2 points3 points ago

We are here! It' just that not all Christians are a-holes.

[–]Triforcespower 2 points3 points ago

I think you have done the impossible haha I respect your beliefs though

[–]DevilsLittleChicken -1 points0 points ago

That's absolutely ace. And just like playing the PS2 beta!

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell is there an okcupid watermark on this?

[–]heyivebeenthere 0 points1 point ago

You're traveling in dangerous lands my friend, do not divulge that information unless you are willing to battle with most locals.

[–]gh0sts0n 0 points1 point ago

Well played, Jesus, well played!

[–]Jdog-666 0 points1 point ago

That's because you are a kid

[–]monstergert 1 point2 points ago

thats exactly how i feel about halo 3's respawn in 5 sec lag that ends up taking more than 5 minutes

[–]GetManey 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you are 6 years old OP

[–]sumphatguy 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember him respawning.

[–]omgrc 0 points1 point ago

Well nice to meet you Christian, I'm Tim.

[–]Boineau_CDS16 1 point2 points ago

Tim the Enchanter?

[–]EmptyBarrel 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ this joke is old. But for some reason it never dies.

[–]repungent 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would bang

[–]xcbro12 0 points1 point ago

Oh good I was worried you might be an atheist and that Christians hadn't condoned laughing

[–]jms3r -3 points-2 points ago

REALLY old repost and also not even funny to begin with

[–]BBR91 2 points3 points ago

Yes it is. And I didn't see it before. It's a good post, leave it...