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[–]SaveTheFlyingUnicorn 11 points12 points ago

[–]Well_Torn 6 points7 points ago

That kid will never be invited over again.

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

*kids

[–]workingfisch 2 points3 points ago

Being on slow internet, it took awhile for that GIF to run through. The entire time I'm saying to myself, "No. No don't do that. That stuff is really flammable. Oh. Oh God. OHHHHH."

[–]peacebewithyouall 4 points5 points ago

I will use this technique during the zombie apocalypse.

[–]DoctorNose 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit. A cake day repost that isn't even on a cake day.

I hate you so much.

[–]wackyninja -1 points0 points ago

Don't worry man, no body cares about you. Only about what they are going to do for their cake-day.

Chin up!

[–]Silly_Korean -1 points0 points ago

Well I now know what happens with silly string and fire. Endless amount of fun at the soon to be bald guy's expense. And if they're already bald then another celebration is due for now he has HAIR OF FLAMES!

[–]joesalts1 0 points1 point ago

right there with you I think I am at 10 months and the frantic search for something original began once I first learned what cake day was. Guess I am gonna have to make a gif of me getting hit in the nuts.

[–]Digimule 0 points1 point ago

11 months? Jesus man, log off and get some sleep.

[–]CrazyJoe91 0 points1 point ago

At one time, long ago, Cake Days were not simply reposted .gifs or shitty memes. On his Cake Day, the Redditor would create something of his own, giving back to the internet he has spent so long on, bringing Original Content to all others who browsed, just as he does. Those were happy and prosperous times, and my one wish is that we may see them again someday

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday, fuckstick.

[–]mick4state 0 points1 point ago

TIL silly string is flammable.

[–]ansate 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games until dad's toupee explodes.

[–]vag-atarian -1 points0 points ago

You give me nothing to look forward to...

[–]IonAnubis 1 point2 points ago

I'm on the same boat buddy.

[–]ArnikaEmes -1 points0 points ago

[–]BurntJoint -2 points-1 points ago

Who gives a shit about 'cake day'. Congratulations, you have spent an arbitrary amount of time as a member of a website, well done...

[–]OwnCarmacode 0 points1 point ago

I have my first cake day like in three days. Should I just shave my head?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

I'm going to keep a close eye on you on your reddit birthday and downvote everything you say or post because you wasted my time with this horse shit.

[–]brightamends -4 points-3 points ago

i'm getting too old for this... that gif was slightly nsfl.

[–]I_FUCK_CHEETAHS 6 points7 points ago

This is reddit how is THAT nsfl.

[–]theirishnarwhal -1 points0 points ago

good luck with that! hahaha