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[–]rules_bot 40 points41 points ago

Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday are not allowed in this subreddit. Please read the rules in the sidebar.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 6 points7 points ago

Basics of reddiquette

[–]Posts_Reddiquette 2 points3 points ago

[–]NonPermissive 69 points70 points ago

Who fucking cares.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 10 points11 points ago

Neither of us apparently

[–]NotYourMothersDildo 8 points9 points ago

Who upvotes this shit?

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 2 points3 points ago

Maybe they make 300 accounts and then all upvote within an hour to make it to the "hot" sections in r/funny

[–]TheFifthCan 6 points7 points ago

[–]BurntTheToast -1 points0 points ago

I would upvote for a gif but it's ponies and I fucking hate those ponies.

[–]NonPermissive 2 points3 points ago

And Reddit isn't set to your timezone anyway, idiot.

[–]oligobop 0 points1 point ago

I thought you meant "who fucking cares." As in

"welp I might as well just upvote it cause i don't care."

Which is exactly what I did. Because if it's no skin off your back, you might as well be nice.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

Being nice to people I don't like causes me emotional stress.

[–]tekka444 26 points27 points ago

No.

[–]Spazit 10 points11 points ago

For one brief moment I hoped it was an OC upvote gif. Sadly, it is not.

[–]AnUnfriendlyCanadian 11 points12 points ago

Nope. Just more valueless content upvoted to make some user feel special.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 0 points1 point ago

damn. I'm not about to read the rest of the comments to see you inevitably be proved correct, I'm just going to stop reading here, and remove my upvote. So if you're lying, then you're a dick, and I'm sorry OP.

[–]killallarabs 8 points9 points ago

Nope

[–]tannis21 9 points10 points ago

wow another i just realized it was my cakeday...yawn

[–]TRH_42 4 points5 points ago

only 30 minutes left

submitted 3 hours ago

Still has cake icon.

Hey everybody, this guy's a big fat phoney!

[–]chrisgrizle 12 points13 points ago

Fuck you circlejerking faggot! Cake days are meaningless, it just means you've spent an entire year wasting away valuable time on a website full of cats and dick jokes.......Now as I was saying, today my cat scratched my dick, here are some pics (M)

[–]chokomilk 4 points5 points ago

Karma status: DENIED

[–]moonclash 1 point2 points ago

A cakeday repost. We've never seen that before. -.-

[–]BeerScience 1 point2 points ago

Lazy douche.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

No.

[–]thatotherskyrimnerd 1 point2 points ago

YOU LIED

[–]bk404 0 points1 point ago

Remind me in 364.25 days.

[–]rNdomredditor -1 points0 points ago

Cakeday or no it's still a repost, some would say it's a little old, but I don't think that a few months is old soooooooo downvoted

[–]goldec 1 point2 points ago

Why are people upvoting him??

[–]elepunt 0 points1 point ago

I wish i could upvote this twice.

[–]Aidansteele -5 points-4 points ago

That is a bacon cape.

That. Is. A. Bacon cape.

Fuck yes.

[–]UraharaZR -5 points-4 points ago

Close enough.

[–]thatonefatass -4 points-3 points ago

how does one go a full day without realizing it was their cakeday. there's 24 hours in a day and you don't realize this until the last 30 minutes. a full 23 and a half hours have passed.

[–]gibbyandthehaynes 4 points5 points ago

Idk about you but I don't spend ALL 24 hours of the day on reddit

edit: nah I'm just fucking with you of course I do

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[–]Fagel88 1 point2 points ago

Well we all hate you, could you just not come back anymore please?

[–]_AxeOfKindness_ -2 points-1 points ago

You're so...negative.