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[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

I swear I saw this yesterday. And no, i'm not joking.

[–]nimahu 20 points21 points ago

[–]NewCommenter 26 points27 points ago

Ironically, he only called it OC when it had become a repost.

[–]Doggerel 15 points16 points ago

Correct use of "ironic". Marry me.

[–]NewCommenter 5 points6 points ago

[–]Doggerel 2 points3 points ago

"Yup?" "Yup? If in response to my proposal, insufficiently romantic. If a calculated dismissal of my proposal of marriage, insulting! In either case, love is dead and I withdraw my offer.

/sob

[–]NewCommenter 3 points4 points ago

It's just that I can't really express my emotions, because I'm so ironic. In fact, I'm 90 percent iron.

[–]Doggerel 0 points1 point ago

Interest is piqued! I'm carbon-based, myself.

[–]Vohr 4 points5 points ago

It would be so ironic if it rains on your wedding day!

[–]indermann 2 points3 points ago

To those of you who downvoted this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg

[–]Doggerel 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for context. If you had not intervened Vohr would have received a sound thrashing from me!

[–]IronOxide42 0 points1 point ago

Who would of thought it figgers.

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

"Irony" has a far more general definition than most people think.

[–]DukeOfGeek 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, a black and gold DE .357 was at the top of Gunnit yesterday. Really.

[–]thekenturner 8 points9 points ago

That's because you were on the Internet yesterday...

[–]l1nk1npark -2 points-1 points ago

Anything older than 24 hours is "Original".

[–]Ryusko 114 points115 points ago

That really depends on your definition of original.

[–]20thCenturyClocks 80 points81 points ago

"Clumsily crammed together clichés depicting the Internet" wouldn't get upvotes.

[–]dapanda 4 points5 points ago

You've convinced me, I want my upvote back.

[–]Squirrel_Dysfunction 5 points6 points ago

I'll up vote on the repost.

[–]laur7620 2 points3 points ago

Then fight for it.

[–]masrama -3 points-2 points ago

False. Got over a thousand upvotes so far.

[–]Interwhat 12 points13 points ago

Wrong. He's saying it wouldn't have gotten upvotes if the title was "Clumsily crammed together clichés depicting the Internet".

[–]holyfields-ear 6 points7 points ago

Correct. You understood 20thCenturyClocks perfectly. Masrama (a.k.a. Dwight) did not.

[–]masrama 0 points1 point ago

Oopsies.

[–]YourMomSaidHi 3 points4 points ago

Yeah. I thought "wow, 8 bit graphics and cats and a fuckin unicorn. Never seen any of that shit around here".

[–]Einchy -3 points-2 points ago

T-rex with a mullet shitting out rainbows while fighting a shark with mustache that has a Star Wars shirt and, fuck, I don't know, Chuck Norris in the background.

Hell yeah, we're funny and clever and totally weird but in the good way.

[–]catshapedjesus 4 points5 points ago

I still want this.

[–]Craigistan 28 points29 points ago

absolutely nothing about this picture is original.

[–]SchroedingersHat 4 points5 points ago

Welcome to the internet.

[–]shadowq8 3 points4 points ago

Op must think that by taking a big mac and switching around the buns he created a new burger and mcdonalds would give him big bucks for it.

[–]qleblat 1 point2 points ago

You crazy? There is a cat on it! Never seen that before.

[–]chrisgrizle 36 points37 points ago

Not enough dicks.

[–]H20prototype149 8 points9 points ago

It can't be the Internet with out at least 32. And that's the bare minimum.

[–]VeryOvbiousTroll 22 points23 points ago

Actually 34. Because thats the rule.

[–]DayOfTheDolphin -1 points0 points ago

In a row?

[–]H20prototype149 0 points1 point ago

No, anywhere within the image. A dick is a dick, regardless of location. Except at your grandma's house. Never there...

[–]Roxxer 2 points3 points ago

Apparently they haven't traveled to omegle yet.

[–]CBresp -2 points-1 points ago

What disorders?

[–]fishboner 1 point2 points ago

Not enough pixels.

[–]josieisabunny -1 points0 points ago

there is NEVER enough dicks for you jesus, susan!

[–]mj512 36 points37 points ago

WHY ONLY ONE RAINBOW

[–]jeffery015 11 points12 points ago

Yes! I demand double rainbows!

[–]exceptionE 4 points5 points ago

Nyan cat's fart can be the 2nd "rainbow" but I guess that's debatable.

[–]NotaMethAddict 4 points5 points ago

This needs to be x-posted to /r/rainbowbar for maximum rainbows!

[–]runnergunner 0 points1 point ago

god bless you sir

[–]goonbox 10 points11 points ago

needs more titties and advertisements, then its the true internet

[–]borass69ass 10 points11 points ago

self awareness = Downvote

[–]shadowq8 -1 points0 points ago

HEY LE REDDIT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BLAB ABLABLABLALBALBA = formal post format for every post....

I think self awareness is praised

[–]markevens 8 points9 points ago

Unicorns, cats, and rainbows are not original, no matter what you did with them.

[–]Trewq343 3 points4 points ago

[–]SamReidn -1 points0 points ago

[–]silvergrove[!] 2 points3 points ago

Ah, one of the Four Horsemen.

[–]Hosfac 2 points3 points ago

Taking bets on how long before this is reposted. My money is on 6 hours.

Any takers?

[–]PENDRAGON23 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the warning. Should I wait to upvote the repost?

[–]menomenaa 3 points4 points ago

Your warning is corny. Could have done without.

[–]ColouredPants 0 points1 point ago

Needs more unicorn triforce branding.

[–]crstephens11 0 points1 point ago

the golden deagle adds the icing to the cake

[–]demons_sins -1 points0 points ago

Holy fuck watch out that cat has a gat.

[–]kingproz -1 points0 points ago

Haha that's a cat with a desert eagle

[–]galaxies 0 points1 point ago

here let me get you a .gif of that http://i.imgur.com/mnj9j.gif

[–]thekenturner 0 points1 point ago

This would be better as a gif.

[–]Combatmonkey -1 points0 points ago

You know you should have fired the Nyan cat out of the unicorns arse.

[–]L1AM 0 points1 point ago

I think you might be missing some boobs.

[–]Ohfauxshow 1 point2 points ago

Who's "Weuser 2012"? I mean it's placed as if it's the signature of whomever made it yet you're claiming it's OC. What's going on here??

[–]Always_smooth 0 points1 point ago

and the three month effect begins.

[–]RaginReaganomics 0 points1 point ago

To me, the gold deagle is a COD4 reference, and really seals the deal

[–]illuminati_by_nature 0 points1 point ago

"Meet hot singles in your area tonight" Needs to be written somewhere.

[–]murgish 0 points1 point ago

I would like to see a naked Jesus riding shotgun

[–]TwoMothersTacos 0 points1 point ago

Lacking porn.

[–]Tragedyx 0 points1 point ago

I love your art, but this needs more stuff. It feels too...empty. The internet is full of fuck, and this has a distinct lack of it.

[–]NyxsnOMFG 0 points1 point ago

Origninal Content: Nyxan Cat in Background

well played

[–]persianduck 0 points1 point ago

The castle in the background looks familiar...hmmm

[–]xtfftc 0 points1 point ago

Love the pixels.

[–]tr4p 0 points1 point ago

Im missing laser-shooting dino's!

[–]omgwtfmilo 1 point2 points ago

Ya know, I almost posted this here after I saw it on DeviantArt the other day. Now I'm really glad I didn't. You made it so you deserve the karma.

[–]TigerWylde 1 point2 points ago

Good Guy Omgwtfmilo

[–]titansballs 0 points1 point ago

No tits: Not the internet

[–]Arturas_93 0 points1 point ago

Not enough walrus and bacon.

[–]AntsnCows 0 points1 point ago

but boobs.

[–]eximo 0 points1 point ago

*welcome to reddit

the rest of the internet is just dicks

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

This picture is fake, you can tell by the shadows.

[–]Hekki27 0 points1 point ago

My new desktop background.

Thanks

[–]DrCripple 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the new background!

[–]Drachri93 1 point2 points ago

Needs more lens flare!

[–]tdrules 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on Facebook yesterday, not original in the slightest.

[–]B3ags 0 points1 point ago

Wow

[–]forshow 0 points1 point ago

How do I get rid of subreddits from my r/all? Is this possible.? I unsubscribed but this shit won't go away.

[–]hell-brent 0 points1 point ago

ME GUSTA.

[–]noobzRus 0 points1 point ago

It would be better if the cat had a bow...

[–]allegedactor126 0 points1 point ago

You forgot bacon.

[–]iamanowl 0 points1 point ago

[–]mechanical_jesus 0 points1 point ago

Original content...? On the internet? You must be new here.

[–]tentativesteps 0 points1 point ago

honestly there needs to be a huge penis on the horse. that would complete the internet better

[–]spartican 0 points1 point ago

This picture missing something. Replace the unicorn with a lion and give the cat a machine gun. Add two jets in the back ground with a rainbow! So make a army behind him!

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

I think I just found my fb cover photo.

[–]lbinetti 0 points1 point ago

It's funny cause when I remove the text at the bottom it automatically becomes my content

[–]josieisabunny 0 points1 point ago

this is so ..scary

[–]Zcrash 0 points1 point ago

"stupid memes" apparently is the same thing as "original content"

[–]JerosScotland 0 points1 point ago

We are upvoting OC now?

[–]thorizzle117 0 points1 point ago

nice deagle

[–]njtwkr 0 points1 point ago

Wow man, seeing something other than the same memes nearly gave me a heartattack. Fuck you!

[–]Triplej840 0 points1 point ago

Now I know what tattoo to get on my back, except ill put "FUCK YEAH" at the bottom

[–]Ormusn2o 0 points1 point ago

Woooaaahhh.

[–]Mobius01010 0 points1 point ago

MARIO! I told you to stop those mushrooms or I have no brother! Why, Mario?

[–]obliterationn 0 points1 point ago

OC? Seen maybe 30 pictures like that

[–]frazier6567 0 points1 point ago

OH SHIT! Original content!?!? What do I do!?!? I haven't had the training for this!!!! Shit shit shit shit!!!

[–]DeathFromWithin 0 points1 point ago

Is the rainbow a cat fart or unicorn jizz?

[–]shizumuka 0 points1 point ago

I'm curious of only one thing if anyone can explain .... why does the Horse have an flame inbetween the rear legs???

[–]miamiswag 0 points1 point ago

Here, have an up vote for that golden dessert eagle.

[–]shan034 -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to my wallpaper

[–]skinsfan917 0 points1 point ago

Narwhals

[–]kleinerDAX -1 points0 points ago

"original content" = making a collage out of "funny" things from around the internet and calling it your own.

[–]Dyzfunctionz 0 points1 point ago

This would be awesome if I was 12 years old. Downvote.

[–]Griblettz 0 points1 point ago

That is the most epic thing I have ever seen

[–]defiler86 0 points1 point ago

It's my new work desktop.

[–]iconography853 0 points1 point ago

-NEW WALLPAPER ACQUIRED-.

[–]code_guerilla 0 points1 point ago

-1 for lack of bacon

[–]itailianstallion 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck is the bacon!!!!

[–]ccoady454 0 points1 point ago

Gold Desert Eagle YES

[–]Idontknowwhattowrit3 0 points1 point ago

Forgot the boobs! Everyone always forgets the boooobs!!! ._.

[–]djsupersoak 0 points1 point ago

No bacon.

[–]Rikplaysbass 0 points1 point ago

The fuck are the tits?

[–]showmercy 0 points1 point ago

No but close the horned animal should have been a whale.

[–]1leggeddog 0 points1 point ago

WARNING: Original Content

It's gonna get reposted 20 times in less then a week.

minimum.

[–]I_Am_TheSnuggler 0 points1 point ago

This looks just like the horse outside of Denver International Airport http://beforeitsnews.com/ckfinder/userfiles/0000000000005416/images/denver_airport_horse1(1).jpg

[–]Cptnwalrus 0 points1 point ago

But it says Weuser 2012 in the bottom right..

[–]summer2012 0 points1 point ago

I'm upvoting this for the content. Not the caption.

[–]everbodygetsgrubby 0 points1 point ago

I really don't think you brought home the bacon on this one

[–]thebawsman360 0 points1 point ago

Very good but I'm afraid I must take away points for the unicorn not being a robot.

[–]Sneakyteapot 0 points1 point ago

New wallpaper :)

[–]Aptorian 0 points1 point ago

Hey, that's only a single rainbow! That's not very intense.

[–]Edabrown 0 points1 point ago

I think I just found my new desktop background.

[–]dominique484 0 points1 point ago

Another hero Reddit needs, not the hero Reddit deserves.

[–]mikojack 0 points1 point ago

He who has the nickel plating makes the rules.

[–]rebelraiders101 -1 points0 points ago

Bullshit. This is made by Jason Heuser. Artist of the epic presidential art

[–]Emmanuell89 0 points1 point ago

man i wish the internet was an actually physical realm , it will be so amazing and so creepy at the same time , damnit i want to be born 1500 years from now

[–]avery51 -1 points0 points ago

By original, you mean the same shit everyone does right?

[–]StephanZAQ 0 points1 point ago

This is now my desktop

[–]FatZombieMama 0 points1 point ago

Saw this yesterday on /r/pics. Already reposting!

[–]Heil_Satan 0 points1 point ago

This type of imagery isn't original.

[–]bendedheadtube 0 points1 point ago

oh, you made a original content image on reddit, .... aaaaand it's stolen

http://9gag.com/gag/5145902

[–]callgirlofcthulhu 0 points1 point ago

I now have a new Facebook cover.

[–]WeConqueredTV 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for my new wallpaper!

[–]professagreen 1 point2 points ago

we now have matching wall paper <3

[–]kennybob 1 point2 points ago

Where is the bacon?

[–]FuhrerVonSwagg 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for my new 70's dodge Van art idea.

[–]Dankycheese 0 points1 point ago

Stupid as shit

[–]sultrous -1 points0 points ago

Not really original content. Your headline is a direct plagarism of a 4chan image/meme and the actual picture is basically a copy of the "absurdism" memes (e.g. dinosaurs with lasers battling Moses with bears that shoot bees out of their mouth). Downvote me to the left.

[–]moejike 0 points1 point ago

Sharpwriter? As in THE Sharpwriter?!

Dude, at least 90% of my wallpapers are your creations.

Thank you for what you do! Keep up the good work!

[–]CarpetFibers -2 points-1 points ago

Good, good, let the penis enter your esophagus.

[–]crazy88s -2 points-1 points ago

This guy is the shit. I have one of his posters. You can't really see it, but there's an easter egg on the pin on his lapel.

[–]mitchg01 0 points1 point ago

Unicornius! Defender of upvotes! Keeper of the front page!

[–]milesd37 0 points1 point ago

1000 people are downloading it now so they can forget where they got it in 10 hours and submit it to reddit...

[–]Betorange -1 points0 points ago

How is this not higher?

[–]yellowhat -1 points0 points ago

You have my upvote.

[–]dracozeitgeist -3 points-2 points ago

This needs to be submitted to /r/photoshopbattles

[–]SkySilver 5 points6 points ago

Why?

[–]xlunacii 0 points1 point ago

Now part of my wallpaper collection, ty

[–]FlamingZebra 0 points1 point ago

no.

[–]VeryOvbiousTroll -2 points-1 points ago

Debating over if this one is more worthy of wallpaper status than the one of Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor...

[–]mreid74 -2 points-1 points ago

Desert Eagle Mark XIX.

[–]-Zilla -2 points-1 points ago

We ride!

[–]Fliff42 -2 points-1 points ago

Can we get this as a desktop background?

[–]Tuppjuck -2 points-1 points ago

Aaaaan there is my new wallpaper on my work computer. Cant wait to hook it up to the projector for my presentation for the meeting that takes place in 2 hours.

[–]tristamus -2 points-1 points ago

Excellent.

[–]Texas03 -1 points0 points ago

Is that a Mario castle in the background?

[–]cheyas -3 points-2 points ago

-NEW WALLPAPER ACQUIRED-

[–]Blah00 -2 points-1 points ago

New cover photo on facebook

[–]Schlagvuk -3 points-2 points ago

If you suck that much at creating OC, just stick to repost.

Shitty OC is still a shitty post.