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Muscles...gone to far... (imgur.com)

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[–]nonlogicality 526 points527 points ago

the guy looks like he's made of croissant

[–]cjs3 41 points42 points ago

Fucking. Hilarious.

[–]rtirado 60 points61 points ago

Relevant

[–]YouPickMyName 20 points21 points ago

And possibly delicious.

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    [–]ctmay 447 points448 points ago

    I envision a situation where he is wiping his ass and sneezes...crushing his hand in the process.

    [–]yougotservered 180 points181 points ago

    I knew one day this would be relevant!

    [–]M3TLH3D 101 points102 points ago

    Oh Eddie Murphy. Why aren't you funny anymore?

    [–]byzantinian 82 points83 points ago

    Because he makes terrible children's movies instead of doing raunchy/offensive standup.

    [–]long_live_king_melon 40 points41 points ago

    Hey. I don't disagree, but Shrek is the shit.

    [–]liredditzzae 25 points26 points ago

    You know, i never thought about it that way. I just always hate on him for making shitty movies but maybe he makes family movies because of his kids or something

    [–]TheBestBigAl 16 points17 points ago

    You mean like the child he had with Scary Spice which he denied was his and never sees?
    Something tells me the reason he does these films is because they're the only scripts that land on his doorstep these days.

    [–]BigSwedenMan 17 points18 points ago

    I believe he's actually said something along the lines of him wanting his kids to be able to watch his movies. Murphy was a A-list comedian. I'm sure he could get some better offers on his plate if he was willing to go back to being raunchy and offensive

    [–]truejedishavebeards 37 points38 points ago

    "Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass."

    [–]theapeboy 16 points17 points ago

    I mean, as long as he's honest about it. Most of us have jobs where we whore ourselves for money in one way or another. My job is absolutely about earning a good deal of money, for as long as I can, until I die.

    I think this is only a problem when a celebrity considers themselves as 'performance artists' in which case it's expected that they have a certain degree of artistic integrity. If that expectation doesn't exist, then yeah, get paid, son.

    [–]kernelhappy 2 points3 points ago

    I think part of it is bitterness on the part of adult viewers (myself included). Murphy was funny, really fucking funny. We could argue whether or not he had another Delirious in the tank, but when he committed to making family friendly movies, he had to forgo any adult content to maintain that family friendly image.

    In other words, we're not going to get the really funny Murphy because The Klumps are about as crude as he can get without alienating the parents of the Shrek audience.

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                [–]Sluisifer 17 points18 points ago

                Bravo

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                  [–]Charleybucket 15 points16 points ago

                  This is a photo of a hairless diamondback guerrilla.

                  [–]goldheavy 2 points3 points ago

                  during mating season.

                  [–]time4anewsn 7 points8 points ago

                  What a hardass!

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                    [–]Sauna1980 118 points119 points ago

                    He must be able to launch a turd into orbit

                    [–]shadowq8 14 points15 points ago

                    New NASA space program, now they just gotta find midget astronauts

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                      [–]bureX 191 points192 points ago

                      Hup

                      http://threewordphrase.com/squats.gif

                      [–]GerrigMAX 91 points92 points ago

                      http://i.imgur.com/iw0bP.jpg

                      [–]LilMaiden 89 points90 points ago

                      I just saw this tiger/cat thing http://i.imgur.com/RZjW7.png

                      [–]DarthLysergis 503 points504 points ago

                      http://imgur.com/qaVem

                      [–]futuremarine213 130 points131 points ago

                      I would like to know where this magical realm of "far" might be.

                      [–]The_Painted_Man 31 points32 points ago

                      Michael Jackson apparently went to soon.

                      [–]TrustyGuy 9 points10 points ago

                      Just before Far Away, if you reach Far, Far Away you've gone too far.

                      [–]Megadelphia 72 points73 points ago

                      Oh my God Becky...

                      [–]hveilleux 18 points19 points ago

                      Look at his butt...

                      [–]Praise_the_boognish 25 points26 points ago

                      It looks like grandma's elbow

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                        [–]just_defy 81 points82 points ago

                        Squats & Oats (& steriods)

                        [–]sick_of-this_shit 6 points7 points ago

                        hall & oates?

                        [–]FastRedPonyCar 3 points4 points ago

                        SQUOATS!

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                          [–]rooklaw 61 points62 points ago

                          Very frightening. I'm glad to know they're gone now. Apparently to a place called Far.

                          [–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

                          That's where all MBL players go when they get suspended.

                          [–]robertgc 11 points12 points ago

                          Ahh the good ole mbl

                          [–]idrathergolf 12 points13 points ago

                          It looks like one of those big misshaped pumpkins.

                          [–]534seeds 13 points14 points ago

                          Where is far and how do I get there?

                          [–]Onzez 114 points115 points ago

                          Something something steroids.

                          [–]UNCROP 291 points292 points ago

                          Or just an AWKWARD ANGLE

                          [–]hehehahaoohoohoo 44 points45 points ago

                          Thank you for making my day just that much worse

                          [–]Cobek 20 points21 points ago

                          Straight out of a nightmare.

                          [–]Ringoko 15 points16 points ago

                          The toot makes it.

                          [–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 6 points7 points ago

                          Monsieur Cheeks from Ultimate Muscle

                          [–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

                          Autodesk sketchbook designer?

                          [–]UNCROP 4 points5 points ago

                          Bingo mate

                          [–]TooSexyForMyKayak 4 points5 points ago

                          I'd hit it.

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                            [–]FlyingPasta 13 points14 points ago

                            Something something crushing butt sex.

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                              [–]TheDarkDoctor 56 points57 points ago

                              relevant

                              [–]treynolds787 9 points10 points ago

                              Textures for the next doom.

                              [–]behindtheaegis 18 points19 points ago

                              NOT...FAR....ENOUGH

                              [–]RaoulDuke92 18 points19 points ago

                              His ass has it's own ass...

                              [–]polaburr 16 points17 points ago

                              Am I the only one who thinks this strangely resembles a thanksgiving turkey?

                              [–]redsoxfan95 8 points9 points ago

                              buns of steel

                              [–]BanditoRojo 11 points12 points ago

                              buns of limestone

                              [–]heyimapokemon 10 points11 points ago

                              buns of steroids

                              [–]online222222 2 points3 points ago

                              Yah, Buns and Ties.

                              [–]Big_Green_Piccolo 7 points8 points ago

                              Dem glutes.

                              [–]fatalconfidence 36 points37 points ago

                              too*

                              [–]Sagavera- 18 points19 points ago

                              Oh, now I get it. I was wondering where Far was, and how the muscles got there.

                              [–]troubleshot 2 points3 points ago

                              This needs more up votes.

                              [–]austin43 3 points4 points ago

                              Came here looking for *too. Was not disappointed.

                              [–]cudakid210 5 points6 points ago

                              How does he wipe?

                              [–]Timmytanks40 42 points43 points ago

                              Well this is just a theory but im assuming all his shit is compressed into diamond upon exit there by effectively negating the need for wiping.

                              [–]ClockCat 22 points23 points ago

                              Sits on a piece of toilet paper and flexes.

                              [–]rich97 7 points8 points ago

                              That is the most horrible mental image I've had in a while... thanks for that.

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                                [–]drgigglez 16 points17 points ago

                                Dat ass

                                [–]Jenovacell 8 points9 points ago

                                I think this is what becomes a tank in L4D

                                [–]BoogiddyBoo 4 points5 points ago

                                Sacks O'Walnuts

                                [–]gorillapavilion 5 points6 points ago

                                it looks like a cooked turkey with arms put on backwards. i mean he.

                                [–]HurricaneWaves 4 points5 points ago

                                r/swoleacceptance

                                [–]sirclarity 10 points11 points ago

                                This almost looks to bizarre to be real... is it?

                                [–]IvyLeagueBro 13 points14 points ago

                                As someone who follows competitive bodybuilding and works out regularly, I would say no. The proportions look odd.

                                [–]koprofile 29 points30 points ago

                                A reverse image search brings up some bodybuilding forums here and here. Apparently the image is photoshopped and the bodybuilder in question is Angel Higueras of Spain.

                                [–]Hyperexposed 2 points3 points ago

                                Good detective work!

                                [–]GrymFandango 19 points20 points ago

                                In times of distress, I too look to Bizarre.

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                                  [–]PShireman 1 point2 points ago

                                  The muscles went to far? Okay, well let me know when the muscles get back. I have to teach muscles the difference between 'to' and 'too'.

                                  [–]h_lehmann 1 point2 points ago

                                  too

                                  [–]Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 1 point2 points ago

                                  *Too, rittard

                                  [–]MadMan80 7 points8 points ago

                                  drink some water! super dehydrated body here

                                  [–]bc465 6 points7 points ago

                                  That's the idea. Bodybuilders want to look dry and grainy before contest. No-one actually looks like that 24/7. That look is only maintainable for maybe a day.

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                                    [–]Erikland 9 points10 points ago

                                    That's not disturbing, this is disturbing.

                                    [–]GRFatman 5 points6 points ago

                                    an ass that would turn a gay man straight

                                    [–]braknurr 1 point2 points ago

                                    I choose to believe this isn't real.

                                    [–]jako67 2 points3 points ago

                                    Solid, thick, tight.

                                    [–]moxiedrinker82 0 points1 point ago

                                    Where is Far and how do you get there?

                                    [–]SARmedic 1 point2 points ago

                                    What in the holy fucking hell is going on with that person?!

                                    I've done my share of cadaver dissections and some of the muscle orientation/structure just doesn't look right, aside from the steroid abuse.

                                    [–]seeashbashrun 15 points16 points ago

                                    That's not real. The grooves of the muscle do not follow the striations of real muscle. Primarily, the gluteus maximus. It's a convergent (fanning) muscle that inserts into multiple points of the os coxa, but here it's just all going horizontally.

                                    [–]nambio 36 points37 points ago

                                    Actually, it is real... this is Jay Cutler just prior (night before) the Olympia a few years back. There are more photos out there just like this.

                                    Edit: here's another one: http://imgur.com/0gW77

                                    Edit 2: here's one more: http://imgur.com/eB4Io

                                    [–]i_forget_my_userids 6 points7 points ago

                                    Actually, Angel Higueras

                                    [–]zorreX 4 points5 points ago

                                    Definitely not real. Looks nothing like Jay Cutler.

                                    [–]nambio 7 points8 points ago

                                    Nah, it's definitely him. It's before the '09 or '10 Olympia. Here's a link but be warned -- it's a bodybuilding forum.

                                    [–]Siffcat 5 points6 points ago

                                    Not that Jay Cutler

                                    [–]Jss555 4 points5 points ago

                                    The bodybuilder, not the American football player.

                                    [–]i_forget_my_userids 3 points4 points ago

                                    It is actually Angel Higueras. Here is another photo

                                    [–]lovehate615 9 points10 points ago

                                    Maybe he's old and has ass wrinkles.

                                    [–]Bluemanze 3 points4 points ago

                                    Visible musculature doesn't always follow actual muscle shape. There is a lot of fatty tissue and skin in between his ass muscles and our eyeballs. The visible lines are probably the result of his dermal layers being compressed by his flexing, forcing it into a wave pattern.

                                    Source: Im a portrait artist

                                    [–]dikfeld 2 points3 points ago

                                    Your clearly looking a it wrong mate, it is definitely real there is heaps of Bodybuilder photos showing their glutes like this (as can be seen from jay cutlets photos). You also have to remember that these glutes aren't normal glutes they are fucking huge! Lol and the glute max actually only has one insertion which is into the gluteal tuberosity of the femur (also the ITB), it does fan out from its origin correct but everything here looks perfectly fine just ridiculously ripped! And impressive imo

                                    [–]sirclarity 3 points4 points ago

                                    What an intelligent and informative comment

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                                      [–]darkdoom 8 points9 points ago

                                      DAT ASS

                                      [–]wildgordo 6 points7 points ago

                                      And that's enough internet for me today http://i.imgur.com/pOKQ3.gif

                                      [–]RockyPowPow 4 points5 points ago

                                      Cannot be unseen. :/

                                      [–]fucket_thuglife 0 points1 point ago

                                      Wherever Far is, I don't wanna go.

                                      [–]Judge_Hate 3 points4 points ago

                                      That just disgusting.

                                      [–]handshakeholocaust -1 points0 points ago

                                      The gremlin is ready to spawn.

                                      [–]BanditoRojo 0 points1 point ago

                                      A buttox has ridges?

                                      [–]judehoffman 1 point2 points ago

                                      The fusion dance went terribly wrong.

                                      [–]nerdycoty -1 points0 points ago

                                      Where's Far at? Why did only the muscles go there?

                                      [–]KindredBear -1 points0 points ago

                                      Your dick is now diamonds...

                                      [–]orimathath 0 points1 point ago

                                      Someone stick an empty beer can in there.

                                      [–]SimonTheDigger 0 points1 point ago

                                      I imagine he poops in paper thin sheets. Paper shits.

                                      [–]akwardgunman -1 points0 points ago

                                      He played too much Gears of War...wanted to be a Berserker I guess

                                      [–]Mongul -1 points0 points ago

                                      WTF IS THAT

                                      [–]K1N9 -1 points0 points ago

                                      not far enough

                                      [–]SrulDog 1 point2 points ago

                                      bobo from double dragon???

                                      [–]RaginReaganomics -1 points0 points ago

                                      ET GO HOME

                                      [–]Vuqez -1 points0 points ago

                                      STEEROOI DEEENKIINS!

                                      [–]theislandking 1 point2 points ago

                                      He looks like croissant. Well his buns do

                                      [–]NivexQ -1 points0 points ago

                                      I got a hernia just from looking at this.

                                      [–]GrundleOuch 0 points1 point ago

                                      It's not NSFW because it doesn't look real, let alone human.

                                      [–]quasishort 0 points1 point ago

                                      Even his muscles have muscles!

                                      [–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

                                      He looks like an action figure.

                                      [–]IHateYourKidsAndPets 0 points1 point ago

                                      Who is this guy? He looks ripe for the stage at pro level, so he most likely is.

                                      [–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

                                      Is that negative body fat? That can't be healthy.

                                      [–]Bowser23 1 point2 points ago

                                      I thought gears of war soldiers were fake

                                      [–]OceansofLotion 0 points1 point ago

                                      Where is this far, and why do the muscles look disgusting when they go there?

                                      [–]Carnivalgames 0 points1 point ago

                                      I don't know if I'm looking at the front, side, or back of a man. Hell, I don't even know if its human.

                                      [–]SteiniDJ 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looks like he's wearing an exoskeleton underneath his skin.

                                      [–]poppajay 0 points1 point ago

                                      We really shouldn't laugh a the mentally retarded...

                                      [–]LogicWizard 1 point2 points ago

                                      Gone to far what? Gone to far Egypt? Gone to far lands?

                                      [–]fritsypeij 0 points1 point ago

                                      The guy looks like a bee nest

                                      [–]HarvestMoonfan -1 points0 points ago

                                      I'd like to go to Far, too. Where is this "Far" that you speak of?

                                      [–]linzeexgirl 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looks like the alien's body from District 9.

                                      [–]Chunty 0 points1 point ago

                                      totally tight butthole of him.

                                      [–]Mitchello 0 points1 point ago

                                      not sure if back or front.

                                      [–]shadowq8 0 points1 point ago

                                      Op forgot to mention this was an x-post from /r/fitness

                                      [–]goldheavy 0 points1 point ago

                                      mmm, shredded ass cheeks.

                                      [–]rainboe -1 points0 points ago

                                      BRIX WERE NOT SHAT

                                      [–]jonnyrotten7 -1 points0 points ago

                                      Where is "far." And how do I get there?

                                      [–]Cognoggin[!] 0 points1 point ago

                                      I was waiting for the alien to burst out, but then I saw it was a still.

                                      [–]SpaceCampDropOut 0 points1 point ago

                                      Quaddo?

                                      [–]contemptor_numinis 1 point2 points ago

                                      Came here to upvote the first "repost-comment" i see. sadly there is none...

                                      [–]MrRicey 0 points1 point ago

                                      DAT A... no, no i can't.

                                      [–]DatBanana1 1 point2 points ago

                                      no human should look like that...

                                      [–]applec4ke 0 points1 point ago

                                      I'm suddenly in the mood for eating chicken

                                      [–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

                                      Human headcrab.

                                      [–]sorry_bro_but 0 points1 point ago

                                      Thick. Solid. Tight. Etc.

                                      [–]sfacets 0 points1 point ago

                                      I ate something that looked remarkably similar to this tonight.

                                      [–]TheDude66 -1 points0 points ago

                                      too*

                                      [–]jm1778 -2 points-1 points ago

                                      Gross.

                                      [–]idiosidiot 0 points1 point ago

                                      Guys, I get it now, you know the difference between 'to' and 'too'.

                                      BRA-FUCKIN'-VO. Now move on.

                                      [–]darthvalium 0 points1 point ago

                                      Nice glutes.

                                      [–]ganjamensch 0 points1 point ago

                                      From near to far.

                                      [–]Towlybear 0 points1 point ago

                                      I can imagine him doing the most powerful shits.

                                      [–]PAUL_ONEIL 1 point2 points ago

                                      Looks like a coupe of quad bike tyres.

                                      [–]Hayzix 0 points1 point ago

                                      Imagine the velocity of his excrement

                                      [–]magic7ball 0 points1 point ago

                                      is that thing even human?

                                      [–]pcct 0 points1 point ago

                                      IS THAT A PERSON?

                                      [–]michaelcool 0 points1 point ago

                                      rule 34 broken.

                                      [–]FlippyDog 0 points1 point ago

                                      imagine how to shit with this :o

                                      [–]LeftBehind83 0 points1 point ago

                                      What... is.... it?

                                      [–]Lovelyhorror13 0 points1 point ago

                                      Oh.....my......God. What... .the.....flying.......fuck.

                                      [–]IEatRosaryBeads 0 points1 point ago

                                      Are you classified as human? Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

                                      [–]xiandrii 0 points1 point ago

                                      what the actual fuck is that?! is that human?!?

                                      [–]Hellothere1990 0 points1 point ago

                                      i genuinely thought someone put clothes on a dead chicken for this photo... o.O

                                      surely thats not a human?

                                      [–]Battbrett 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looks like a frozen chicken on steroids

                                      [–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

                                      The whole point of bodybuilding is Muscles...gone too far...

                                      [–]Broseidon241 0 points1 point ago

                                      Dude's ass looks like a walnut.

                                      [–]Cthulhu_Bloop 0 points1 point ago

                                      I'm pretty sure that's just a Sontaran without his armor.

                                      [–]roxxe 0 points1 point ago

                                      yeah buddy, “Ain’t nothin’ but a peanut.”

                                      [–]NotSureIfGusta_ 1 point2 points ago

                                      There is muscles..... ON HIS MUSCLES

                                      [–]dj_polymath 1 point2 points ago

                                      ...and the fact that it's four-foot tall, makes for a handy WTF??!

                                      [–]nybjj 0 points1 point ago

                                      Quaid...Quaid....start the reactor.

                                      [–]PolishPrince 0 points1 point ago

                                      Quick! Kill it before it lays eggs!!!!

                                      [–]shartmobile 0 points1 point ago

                                      All your base are belong to us.

                                      [–]SHITKEEPSFALLING -1 points0 points ago

                                      Dem glutes.

                                      [–]RadamHusane 0 points1 point ago

                                      o

                                      [–]Captainpiky 0 points1 point ago

                                      Dude i'm gonna type as sober as possible...

                                      [–]duynguyenle 1 point2 points ago

                                      KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

                                      [–]SpottedGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

                                      How does he poo?

                                      [–]Horsehumper 1 point2 points ago

                                      I imagine something crawling out of his ass like a gigantic larvae of some new species.

                                      [–]natmaster 0 points1 point ago

                                      Is there something wrong with the skin?

                                      [–]kill_that_robot 0 points1 point ago

                                      "I am... BreadMan"

                                      [–]deathmint 1 point2 points ago

                                      Could you imagine if this guy ever got tased by the cops? It would probably kill him.

                                      [–]jcf005 0 points1 point ago

                                      Yea well... maybe it is muscles too far.. But maybe it's muscles to far on a GIRL.! HOURGLASS SHAPE JUS SAYIN!

                                      [–]garrow10 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looks like a cooked turkey!

                                      [–]Richeh 1 point2 points ago

                                      It's like his entire torso is turning into a gigantic muscular penis.

                                      I wonder why I saw that.

                                      [–]rupertwinston 0 points1 point ago

                                      this looks like something on ren and stimpy

                                      [–]WhoFan 0 points1 point ago

                                      Now, does anyone know how someone would recover from something like this?

                                      [–]dreakon 2 points3 points ago

                                      Start playing World Of Warcraft.

                                      [–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

                                      Nah, that's just a man built using the unreal engine.

                                      [–]MrAwesomeSauce013 -1 points0 points ago

                                      Dat ass

                                      [–]EntinludeX 0 points1 point ago

                                      His shits must come out in cubes.

                                      [–]Robathome 0 points1 point ago

                                      Time for... CRACK SPACKLE!

                                      [–]Abrinjoe 0 points1 point ago

                                      It looks really gross because of the shadows. The picture is of Jay Cutler.

                                      [–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

                                      holy shit....look how short he is! his waistline is way below the counter...

                                      [–]fallenangel3 1 point2 points ago

                                      That's just nasty.

                                      [–]Winkelkater 0 points1 point ago

                                      he should've played bane.

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