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[–]nonlogicality 526 points527 points ago

the guy looks like he's made of croissant

[–]cjs3 41 points42 points ago

Fucking. Hilarious.

[–]rtirado 60 points61 points ago

[–]YouPickMyName 20 points21 points ago

And possibly delicious.

[–]ctmay 447 points448 points ago

I envision a situation where he is wiping his ass and sneezes...crushing his hand in the process.

[–]yougotservered 180 points181 points ago

I knew one day this would be relevant!

[–]M3TLH3D 101 points102 points ago

Oh Eddie Murphy. Why aren't you funny anymore?

[–]byzantinian 82 points83 points ago

Because he makes terrible children's movies instead of doing raunchy/offensive standup.

[–]long_live_king_melon 40 points41 points ago

Hey. I don't disagree, but Shrek is the shit.

[–]liredditzzae 25 points26 points ago

You know, i never thought about it that way. I just always hate on him for making shitty movies but maybe he makes family movies because of his kids or something

[–]TheBestBigAl 16 points17 points ago

You mean like the child he had with Scary Spice which he denied was his and never sees?
Something tells me the reason he does these films is because they're the only scripts that land on his doorstep these days.

[–]BigSwedenMan 17 points18 points ago

I believe he's actually said something along the lines of him wanting his kids to be able to watch his movies. Murphy was a A-list comedian. I'm sure he could get some better offers on his plate if he was willing to go back to being raunchy and offensive

[–]truejedishavebeards 37 points38 points ago

"Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass."

[–]theapeboy 16 points17 points ago

I mean, as long as he's honest about it. Most of us have jobs where we whore ourselves for money in one way or another. My job is absolutely about earning a good deal of money, for as long as I can, until I die.

I think this is only a problem when a celebrity considers themselves as 'performance artists' in which case it's expected that they have a certain degree of artistic integrity. If that expectation doesn't exist, then yeah, get paid, son.

[–]kernelhappy 2 points3 points ago

I think part of it is bitterness on the part of adult viewers (myself included). Murphy was funny, really fucking funny. We could argue whether or not he had another Delirious in the tank, but when he committed to making family friendly movies, he had to forgo any adult content to maintain that family friendly image.

In other words, we're not going to get the really funny Murphy because The Klumps are about as crude as he can get without alienating the parents of the Shrek audience.

[–]Sluisifer 17 points18 points ago

[–]Charleybucket 15 points16 points ago

This is a photo of a hairless diamondback guerrilla.

[–]goldheavy 2 points3 points ago

during mating season.

[–]time4anewsn 7 points8 points ago

What a hardass!

[–]Sauna1980 118 points119 points ago

He must be able to launch a turd into orbit

[–]shadowq8 14 points15 points ago

New NASA space program, now they just gotta find midget astronauts

[–]bureX 191 points192 points ago

[–]GerrigMAX 91 points92 points ago

[–]LilMaiden 89 points90 points ago

I just saw this tiger/cat thing http://i.imgur.com/RZjW7.png

[–]DarthLysergis 503 points504 points ago

[–]futuremarine213 130 points131 points ago

I would like to know where this magical realm of "far" might be.

[–]The_Painted_Man 31 points32 points ago

Michael Jackson apparently went to soon.

[–]TrustyGuy 9 points10 points ago

Just before Far Away, if you reach Far, Far Away you've gone too far.

[–]Megadelphia 72 points73 points ago

Oh my God Becky...

[–]hveilleux 18 points19 points ago

Look at his butt...

[–]Praise_the_boognish 25 points26 points ago

It looks like grandma's elbow

[–]just_defy 81 points82 points ago

Squats & Oats (& steriods)

[–]sick_of-this_shit 6 points7 points ago

hall & oates?

[–]FastRedPonyCar 3 points4 points ago

SQUOATS!

[–]rooklaw 61 points62 points ago

Very frightening. I'm glad to know they're gone now. Apparently to a place called Far.

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

That's where all MBL players go when they get suspended.

[–]robertgc 11 points12 points ago

Ahh the good ole mbl

[–]idrathergolf 12 points13 points ago

It looks like one of those big misshaped pumpkins.

[–]534seeds 13 points14 points ago

Where is far and how do I get there?

[–]Onzez 114 points115 points ago

Something something steroids.

[–]UNCROP 291 points292 points ago

Or just an AWKWARD ANGLE

[–]hehehahaoohoohoo 44 points45 points ago

Thank you for making my day just that much worse

[–]Cobek 20 points21 points ago

Straight out of a nightmare.

[–]Ringoko 15 points16 points ago

The toot makes it.

[–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

Autodesk sketchbook designer?

[–]UNCROP 4 points5 points ago

Bingo mate

[–]TooSexyForMyKayak 4 points5 points ago

I'd hit it.

[–]FlyingPasta 13 points14 points ago

Something something crushing butt sex.

[–]TheDarkDoctor 56 points57 points ago

[–]treynolds787 9 points10 points ago

Textures for the next doom.

[–]behindtheaegis 18 points19 points ago

NOT...FAR....ENOUGH

[–]RaoulDuke92 18 points19 points ago

His ass has it's own ass...

[–]polaburr 16 points17 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks this strangely resembles a thanksgiving turkey?

[–]redsoxfan95 8 points9 points ago

buns of steel

[–]BanditoRojo 11 points12 points ago

buns of limestone

[–]heyimapokemon 10 points11 points ago

buns of steroids

[–]online222222 2 points3 points ago

Yah, Buns and Ties.

[–]Big_Green_Piccolo 7 points8 points ago

Dem glutes.

[–]fatalconfidence 36 points37 points ago

too*

[–]Sagavera- 18 points19 points ago

Oh, now I get it. I was wondering where Far was, and how the muscles got there.

[–]troubleshot 2 points3 points ago

This needs more up votes.

[–]austin43 3 points4 points ago

Came here looking for *too. Was not disappointed.

[–]cudakid210 5 points6 points ago

How does he wipe?

[–]Timmytanks40 42 points43 points ago

Well this is just a theory but im assuming all his shit is compressed into diamond upon exit there by effectively negating the need for wiping.

[–]ClockCat 22 points23 points ago

Sits on a piece of toilet paper and flexes.

[–]rich97 7 points8 points ago

That is the most horrible mental image I've had in a while... thanks for that.

[–]drgigglez 16 points17 points ago

Dat ass

[–]Jenovacell 8 points9 points ago

I think this is what becomes a tank in L4D

[–]BoogiddyBoo 4 points5 points ago

Sacks O'Walnuts

[–]gorillapavilion 5 points6 points ago

it looks like a cooked turkey with arms put on backwards. i mean he.

[–]HurricaneWaves 4 points5 points ago

[–]sirclarity 10 points11 points ago

This almost looks to bizarre to be real... is it?

[–]IvyLeagueBro 13 points14 points ago

As someone who follows competitive bodybuilding and works out regularly, I would say no. The proportions look odd.

[–]koprofile 29 points30 points ago

A reverse image search brings up some bodybuilding forums here and here. Apparently the image is photoshopped and the bodybuilder in question is Angel Higueras of Spain.

[–]Hyperexposed 2 points3 points ago

Good detective work!

[–]GrymFandango 19 points20 points ago

In times of distress, I too look to Bizarre.

[–]PShireman 1 point2 points ago

The muscles went to far? Okay, well let me know when the muscles get back. I have to teach muscles the difference between 'to' and 'too'.

[–]h_lehmann 1 point2 points ago

too

[–]Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 1 point2 points ago

*Too, rittard

[–]MadMan80 7 points8 points ago

drink some water! super dehydrated body here

[–]bc465 6 points7 points ago

That's the idea. Bodybuilders want to look dry and grainy before contest. No-one actually looks like that 24/7. That look is only maintainable for maybe a day.

[–]Erikland 9 points10 points ago

That's not disturbing, this is disturbing.

[–]GRFatman 5 points6 points ago

an ass that would turn a gay man straight

[–]braknurr 1 point2 points ago

I choose to believe this isn't real.

[–]jako67 2 points3 points ago

Solid, thick, tight.

[–]moxiedrinker82 0 points1 point ago

Where is Far and how do you get there?

[–]SARmedic 1 point2 points ago

What in the holy fucking hell is going on with that person?!

I've done my share of cadaver dissections and some of the muscle orientation/structure just doesn't look right, aside from the steroid abuse.

[–]seeashbashrun 15 points16 points ago

That's not real. The grooves of the muscle do not follow the striations of real muscle. Primarily, the gluteus maximus. It's a convergent (fanning) muscle that inserts into multiple points of the os coxa, but here it's just all going horizontally.

[–]nambio 36 points37 points ago

Actually, it is real... this is Jay Cutler just prior (night before) the Olympia a few years back. There are more photos out there just like this.

Edit: here's another one: http://imgur.com/0gW77

Edit 2: here's one more: http://imgur.com/eB4Io

[–]i_forget_my_userids 6 points7 points ago

Actually, Angel Higueras

[–]zorreX 4 points5 points ago

Definitely not real. Looks nothing like Jay Cutler.

[–]nambio 7 points8 points ago

Nah, it's definitely him. It's before the '09 or '10 Olympia. Here's a link but be warned -- it's a bodybuilding forum.

[–]Siffcat 5 points6 points ago

Not that Jay Cutler

[–]Jss555 4 points5 points ago

The bodybuilder, not the American football player.

[–]i_forget_my_userids 3 points4 points ago

It is actually Angel Higueras. Here is another photo

[–]lovehate615 9 points10 points ago

Maybe he's old and has ass wrinkles.

[–]Bluemanze 3 points4 points ago

Visible musculature doesn't always follow actual muscle shape. There is a lot of fatty tissue and skin in between his ass muscles and our eyeballs. The visible lines are probably the result of his dermal layers being compressed by his flexing, forcing it into a wave pattern.

Source: Im a portrait artist

[–]dikfeld 2 points3 points ago

Your clearly looking a it wrong mate, it is definitely real there is heaps of Bodybuilder photos showing their glutes like this (as can be seen from jay cutlets photos). You also have to remember that these glutes aren't normal glutes they are fucking huge! Lol and the glute max actually only has one insertion which is into the gluteal tuberosity of the femur (also the ITB), it does fan out from its origin correct but everything here looks perfectly fine just ridiculously ripped! And impressive imo

[–]sirclarity 3 points4 points ago

What an intelligent and informative comment

[–]darkdoom 8 points9 points ago

[–]wildgordo 6 points7 points ago

And that's enough internet for me today http://i.imgur.com/pOKQ3.gif

[–]RockyPowPow 4 points5 points ago

Cannot be unseen. :/

[–]fucket_thuglife 0 points1 point ago

Wherever Far is, I don't wanna go.

[–]Judge_Hate 3 points4 points ago

That just disgusting.

[–]handshakeholocaust -1 points0 points ago

The gremlin is ready to spawn.

[–]BanditoRojo 0 points1 point ago

A buttox has ridges?

[–]judehoffman 1 point2 points ago

The fusion dance went terribly wrong.

[–]nerdycoty -1 points0 points ago

Where's Far at? Why did only the muscles go there?

[–]KindredBear -1 points0 points ago

Your dick is now diamonds...

[–]orimathath 0 points1 point ago

Someone stick an empty beer can in there.

[–]SimonTheDigger 0 points1 point ago

I imagine he poops in paper thin sheets. Paper shits.

[–]akwardgunman -1 points0 points ago

He played too much Gears of War...wanted to be a Berserker I guess

[–]Mongul -1 points0 points ago

WTF IS THAT

[–]K1N9 -1 points0 points ago

not far enough

[–]SrulDog 1 point2 points ago

bobo from double dragon???

[–]RaginReaganomics -1 points0 points ago

ET GO HOME

[–]Vuqez -1 points0 points ago

STEEROOI DEEENKIINS!

[–]theislandking 1 point2 points ago

He looks like croissant. Well his buns do

[–]NivexQ -1 points0 points ago

I got a hernia just from looking at this.

[–]GrundleOuch 0 points1 point ago

It's not NSFW because it doesn't look real, let alone human.

[–]quasishort 0 points1 point ago

Even his muscles have muscles!

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

He looks like an action figure.

[–]IHateYourKidsAndPets 0 points1 point ago

Who is this guy? He looks ripe for the stage at pro level, so he most likely is.

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

Is that negative body fat? That can't be healthy.

[–]Bowser23 1 point2 points ago

I thought gears of war soldiers were fake

[–]OceansofLotion 0 points1 point ago

Where is this far, and why do the muscles look disgusting when they go there?

[–]Carnivalgames 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if I'm looking at the front, side, or back of a man. Hell, I don't even know if its human.

[–]SteiniDJ 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's wearing an exoskeleton underneath his skin.

[–]poppajay 0 points1 point ago

We really shouldn't laugh a the mentally retarded...

[–]LogicWizard 1 point2 points ago

Gone to far what? Gone to far Egypt? Gone to far lands?

[–]fritsypeij 0 points1 point ago

The guy looks like a bee nest

[–]HarvestMoonfan -1 points0 points ago

I'd like to go to Far, too. Where is this "Far" that you speak of?

[–]linzeexgirl 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the alien's body from District 9.

[–]Chunty 0 points1 point ago

totally tight butthole of him.

[–]Mitchello 0 points1 point ago

not sure if back or front.

[–]shadowq8 0 points1 point ago

Op forgot to mention this was an x-post from /r/fitness

[–]goldheavy 0 points1 point ago

mmm, shredded ass cheeks.

[–]rainboe -1 points0 points ago

BRIX WERE NOT SHAT

[–]jonnyrotten7 -1 points0 points ago

Where is "far." And how do I get there?

[–]Cognoggin[!] 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for the alien to burst out, but then I saw it was a still.

[–]SpaceCampDropOut 0 points1 point ago

Quaddo?

[–]contemptor_numinis 1 point2 points ago

Came here to upvote the first "repost-comment" i see. sadly there is none...

[–]MrRicey 0 points1 point ago

DAT A... no, no i can't.

[–]DatBanana1 1 point2 points ago

no human should look like that...

[–]applec4ke 0 points1 point ago

I'm suddenly in the mood for eating chicken

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

Human headcrab.

[–]sorry_bro_but 0 points1 point ago

Thick. Solid. Tight. Etc.

[–]sfacets 0 points1 point ago

I ate something that looked remarkably similar to this tonight.

[–]TheDude66 -1 points0 points ago

too*

[–]jm1778 -2 points-1 points ago

Gross.

[–]idiosidiot 0 points1 point ago

Guys, I get it now, you know the difference between 'to' and 'too'.

BRA-FUCKIN'-VO. Now move on.

[–]darthvalium 0 points1 point ago

Nice glutes.

[–]ganjamensch 0 points1 point ago

From near to far.

[–]Towlybear 0 points1 point ago

I can imagine him doing the most powerful shits.

[–]PAUL_ONEIL 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a coupe of quad bike tyres.

[–]Hayzix 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the velocity of his excrement

[–]magic7ball 0 points1 point ago

is that thing even human?

[–]pcct 0 points1 point ago

IS THAT A PERSON?

[–]michaelcool 0 points1 point ago

rule 34 broken.

[–]FlippyDog 0 points1 point ago

imagine how to shit with this :o

[–]LeftBehind83 0 points1 point ago

What... is.... it?

[–]Lovelyhorror13 0 points1 point ago

Oh.....my......God. What... .the.....flying.......fuck.

[–]IEatRosaryBeads 0 points1 point ago

Are you classified as human? Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

[–]xiandrii 0 points1 point ago

what the actual fuck is that?! is that human?!?

[–]Hellothere1990 0 points1 point ago

i genuinely thought someone put clothes on a dead chicken for this photo... o.O

surely thats not a human?

[–]Battbrett 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a frozen chicken on steroids

[–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

The whole point of bodybuilding is Muscles...gone too far...

[–]Broseidon241 0 points1 point ago

Dude's ass looks like a walnut.

[–]Cthulhu_Bloop 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that's just a Sontaran without his armor.

[–]roxxe 0 points1 point ago

yeah buddy, “Ain’t nothin’ but a peanut.”

[–]NotSureIfGusta_ 1 point2 points ago

There is muscles..... ON HIS MUSCLES

[–]dj_polymath 1 point2 points ago

...and the fact that it's four-foot tall, makes for a handy WTF??!

[–]nybjj 0 points1 point ago

Quaid...Quaid....start the reactor.

[–]PolishPrince 0 points1 point ago

Quick! Kill it before it lays eggs!!!!

[–]shartmobile 0 points1 point ago

All your base are belong to us.

[–]SHITKEEPSFALLING -1 points0 points ago

Dem glutes.

[–]RadamHusane 0 points1 point ago

o

[–]Captainpiky 0 points1 point ago

Dude i'm gonna type as sober as possible...

[–]duynguyenle 1 point2 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[–]SpottedGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

How does he poo?

[–]Horsehumper 1 point2 points ago

I imagine something crawling out of his ass like a gigantic larvae of some new species.

[–]natmaster 0 points1 point ago

Is there something wrong with the skin?

[–]kill_that_robot 0 points1 point ago

"I am... BreadMan"

[–]deathmint 1 point2 points ago

Could you imagine if this guy ever got tased by the cops? It would probably kill him.

[–]jcf005 0 points1 point ago

Yea well... maybe it is muscles too far.. But maybe it's muscles to far on a GIRL.! HOURGLASS SHAPE JUS SAYIN!

[–]garrow10 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a cooked turkey!

[–]Richeh 1 point2 points ago

It's like his entire torso is turning into a gigantic muscular penis.

I wonder why I saw that.

[–]rupertwinston 0 points1 point ago

this looks like something on ren and stimpy

[–]WhoFan 0 points1 point ago

Now, does anyone know how someone would recover from something like this?

[–]dreakon 2 points3 points ago

Start playing World Of Warcraft.

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

Nah, that's just a man built using the unreal engine.

[–]MrAwesomeSauce013 -1 points0 points ago

Dat ass

[–]EntinludeX 0 points1 point ago

His shits must come out in cubes.

[–]Robathome 0 points1 point ago

Time for... CRACK SPACKLE!

[–]Abrinjoe 0 points1 point ago

It looks really gross because of the shadows. The picture is of Jay Cutler.

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

holy shit....look how short he is! his waistline is way below the counter...

[–]fallenangel3 1 point2 points ago

That's just nasty.

[–]Winkelkater 0 points1 point ago

he should've played bane.