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[–]Codiku 8 points9 points ago

No way! MY website of choice is obviously better than yours!

[–]Pony_Stanza 0 points1 point ago

Just look at all these "Oh, YouTube" posts! I laugh at them. This makes me superior!

[–]vppsintist 12 points13 points ago

Apples and oranges.

[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

Apples are for the weak

ORANGE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

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[–]Gromitt42 9 points10 points ago

Yes.

I don't think reddit is for everyone and believe me that IS a good thing. My brief experience with tumblr wasn't as bad as when I haunted funnyjunk for bored time distraction but it catered to a more social person. The type of people who would want their real life friends involved. Personally I avoid that as I can be a dick on the internet.

[–]Klahvubo 3 points4 points ago

I agree reddit isn't for everyone I would hate it of all the retards from Facebook etc. just started posting all their shit on here but I still think it is better than any other site/application/whatever

[–]Gromitt42 4 points5 points ago

True but reddit is a different machine than tumblr ie: Apples and Oranges, Tomatoes and Potatoes, Gnomes and Dildos...

[–]Klahvubo 2 points3 points ago

That last one literally made me crack up

[–]midgetfury[S] 2 points3 points ago

I always had gnomes and dildos down in the same category, I guess I was wrong.

[–]j0esj0es20 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. I browse tumblr from time to time and depending on who's posting, it's not bad at all. The only thing that really gets me about tumblr is the constant use of gifs when they are highly unnecessary.

[–]mylittleraichu 8 points9 points ago

I love Tumblr! and I love Reddit! they are two completely different communities. But we both hate idiots, so that's something we have in common. Tumblr isn't for everyone, same with Reddit. Another Redditor commented that this is a good thing, and I very much agree. I purposely don't tell many of my friends about either website, just because I'm very judgmental and don't think they're cool enough. I don't want them spamming up my favorite sites.

[–]theTezuma 0 points1 point ago

lolwat

[–]LuperFlipino 3 points4 points ago

I agree with her.

[–]adriennek 2 points3 points ago

And then you said "I no longer have a sister." and never spoke to her again.

[–]lalondtm 1 point2 points ago

Really? Same gif, you just change it to tumblr? Sad

[–]Randomawesomeguy -1 points0 points ago

I tried to show my older sister reddit once she basically said "Fuck you tumblr is better" didn't even give reddit a chance

[–]AlterBridgeFan 0 points1 point ago

Well, they got Eddsworld.

[–]silitung 0 points1 point ago

I kind of wish Reddit had a similar browsing mode, like Tumblr. I dislike having to click links to view content, event with RES.

[–]zicronblade 0 points1 point ago

I like 4chan....

[–]batman_is_awesome 0 points1 point ago

Tumblr is a great site.

[–]AdamBake 0 points1 point ago

how did you fuck up the aspect ratio?

[–]mcadude500 0 points1 point ago

I believe this is from the movie In Bruge, is it not?

[–]SamElliottsVoice 0 points1 point ago

Maybe that's what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges.

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

What a kunt.

I mean cunt. Sorry, I've been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat

[–]clevernamesarehard -1 points0 points ago

Any time she asks "HAve you seen this?", Yes Sister, 3 days ago, in fact.

[–]DarkStar5758 -1 points0 points ago

At least she didn't say 9gag