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[–]FeSki 12 points13 points ago

why is he holding jafars lamp?

[–]emdeema 1 point2 points ago

i came here hoping for the answer to that very question.

[–]BoomerFTW 4 points5 points ago

I clicked this expecting sex.

[–]drawingdead0 3 points4 points ago

If I had a nickel...

[–]Anathema320 -1 points0 points ago

Wasn't that song about anal?

[–]lydocia 2 points3 points ago

No, that was "a -hole, new world".

[–]Shiftyze 0 points1 point ago

I've noticed that when it's night time here in America, the rest of the world posts stuff from 2010 and earlier.

[–]GramNapkin -1 points0 points ago

Wow, I'm wasted on some Indian Gin, and was not expecting to laugh as loud as I did at this.

Fucking Indian Gin

[–]sheleftmalfoy 0 points1 point ago

Sorry Aladdin, I'm waiting for the Doctor.

[–]bigbrian80 -1 points0 points ago

amen brotha

[–]calldom 0 points1 point ago

terrible caption, but upvote for the gobby this just scored me