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[–]Dont_trustme 135 points136 points ago

There were 8 seasons of "flavor of love"?!?

[–]bvanman 85 points86 points ago

It's sad Flava was never able to find love.

[–]ms-whatever 46 points47 points ago

Maybe if he was a different flavor..

[–]TwoLegsJoe 16 points17 points ago

I'm thinking strawberry...

[–]Pillagerguy 29 points30 points ago

or... watermelon.

[–]BaconChapstick 22 points23 points ago

Maybe grape.

[–]Flowpoke 45 points46 points ago

Just purple.

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian 14 points15 points ago

Is there a flavor "not retarded"? I think that's the flavor he needed.

[–]ColdCaulkCraig 3 points4 points ago

White? wait, what? Oh shit! No, I didn't mean that! :O

[–]DawsonsBeak 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad we've covered every possible racist remark... o.o zzzzzzzz

[–]SleepyEel 46 points47 points ago

No, there were only 3. I know this because I watched all 3 seasons, what the fuck was wrong with me?

[–]JessieLand 3 points4 points ago

Don't worry. I'm much worse. I watched all 3 seasons.....and all the spin-offs.

[–]SleepyEel 2 points3 points ago

Yea I watched I Love New York seasons 1 and 2 as well

[–]JessieLand 4 points5 points ago

Funny thing is though, I actually enjoyed watching them. I don't what it was, but they were just enjoyable for me. This is the worst crime of all. :p

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 3 points4 points ago

I also watched all 3. Shit was hilarious.

[–]asksteevs 2 points3 points ago

I watched all 3 also. You kept watching because Flav is hilarious. Also that girl pooped on the floor.

[–]SleepyEel 0 points1 point ago

Oh god I forgot about that

[–]ONXwat 7 points8 points ago

Please, see a psychiatrist. You may have a serious mental condition.

[–]SleepyEel 13 points14 points ago

Hey, I was in high school. I've forgiven myself.

[–]ONXwat 3 points4 points ago

We've all done some stupid things in highschool, but really.

Also, to the people who downvoted my other reply, it was a fucking joke. christ you people are touchy sometimes.

[–]Quietbetrayal 6 points7 points ago

[–]internet-arbiter 10 points11 points ago

Chocolate, Strawberry, Raspberry, Marshmallow, Almond, Pomegranate, Cherry, and the unpopular Mayonnaise.

[–]trsn 9 points10 points ago

And a couple of spin-offs.

[–]stone500 9 points10 points ago

Oh god, how far the spinoff's went was re-fucking-diculous.

The Surreal Life. Fair enough, get some minor/has-been celebrities in a house Big Brother style and have them do stuff. One season featured Bridgette Nielson and Flava Flav, who seemed to spark it off.

Strange Love. Okay, fine. Now it's a romance "reality" show with Bridgette and Flav. Whatever.

Flava of Love. Okay, I'm pretty tired of Flav by this point, but fine, give Flav his own dating show, I don't care. Giving all the dumb chicks their own nicknames gave trashiness to a whole new level.

I Love New York. Wait, seriously? You're giving some obnoxious (and may I add unattractive)nobody who was a CONTESTANT on another reality show HER OWN reality show? Why? Were people watching and seriously saying "Man, I wanna see more of her!" Jeebus.

Real Chance of Love Are you fucking kidding me? Now you got contestants from a nobody's reality show THEIR OWN reality show? Fucking hell!

That is way too fucking much. And this isn't even going into OTHER spinoffs like I Love Money, Charm School, New York Goes to Hollywood, or New York Goes to Work

And god damn me for knowing all this.

[–]asksteevs 2 points3 points ago

I loved Charm School.

[–]ravelle 1 point2 points ago

Wiki says it's only 3.

[–]Scorpulus[S] 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't know. Leave it to the black guy.

[–]cheebeesubmarine 75 points76 points ago

Feast your eyes! http://imgur.com/a/nbmFH

[–]fm87 47 points48 points ago

I could have sworn TLC originally meant "The Learning Channel".

Although I suppose it sort of still counts, teaching you how not to raise kids and be a parent?

That might be a bit of a stretch the more I think about it.

[–]studder 44 points45 points ago

You can't judge a channel by it's name anymore...

A & E (Arts and Entertainment) = Rednecks and crime

OLN (Outdoor Life Network) = Rednecks and Food

Discovery Channel = Redneck activities with a subtext of intelligence

History Channel = Discovery Channel with a subtext of history

IMHO the only channel that has stayed pretty true to their original intentions is SpikeTV. Even as the channels change they're pretty consistent in finding "manly"* content to show.

  • I'm not saying that what they show is what a man should or should not be interested in, I'm referencing "manliness" as SpikeTV would define it to be.

[–]stillnotking 17 points18 points ago

Don't forget AMC aka "American Movie Classics", now best known for Breaking Bad, Mad Men and The Walking Dead.

In that case it's actually a step up from what they used to show.

[–]MapleSyrupIsAwesome 15 points16 points ago

They are basically out-HBO-ing HBO.

[–]fm87 12 points13 points ago

To be fair on the Discovery channel, they still have some of their good stuff on once in a while (not counting shows like Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters which are always good), unlike...... yeah the other channels you mentioned which rarely/if ever show anything they were originally showing.

As for a channel that has kept with it's name...... The Travel Channel maybe?

[–]studder 24 points25 points ago

The problem I have with the mythbusters is when you compare the old mythbusters to the new mythbusters... It's just following this trend of "redneck all of the things". Most episodes lately seem to be following this trend of blowing things up in the most implausible and over the top way. Yeah it was fun originally but it's just a cheap overused gimmick now.

Just look at the myths they've been testing by season here. As you go further and further down the list it gets to the point where every other episode (and occasionally every episode [during some stretches]) has explosives in it. I'm not denying that it can be fun to watch and that there is science involved, but it cheapens the the show's experience. It's not pyrotechnics-busters, it's mythbusters.

"Myth didn't work? Well... [insert a whopping hyperbole of what "should" happen] so we should probably stuff it with as much C4 as possible for science"... What I'm trying to say is that I don't need explosives to be satisfied with the scientific premise of the show. It's disheartening that anti-intellectualism is so prevalent that even the scientific method has to be watered down with pyrotechnics in order to appease the masses these days.

I should mention I used to love Mythbusters and I feel it's important to point out that I don't hate it for what it is. I just feel really disheartened that a show that I had loved so much has devolved to become what it is now.

Edit: To get back to your point, History Channel and Discovery Channel aren't the worst offenders... It's their transition to becoming the worst offenders that worries me the most.

[–]fm87 5 points6 points ago

I'm actually a bit glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this. Recent episodes of Mythbusters (I'd say the past..... 1 or 2 seasons not counting the current one [but the current one still has this probem]) had quite a lot less..... Well, theory and science in it. Which is a damn shame.

Of course, we all know it's a ratings game no matter how good (or bad) a show is. :(

At the very least I know that the cast doesn't really like it either (adam, jamie and grant both explained in seperate interviews that they didn't really like that direction as much).

It's their transition to becoming the worst offenders that worries me the most.

Cases in point: Court TV (now known as TruTV) and G4.

What in the holy hell happened there?

[–]studder 4 points5 points ago

I haven't heard about the casts remarks about the direction of the show, but I have watched Adam's speeches on TED and on youtube where he talks about his passion for learning and science.

Having seen the passion that Adam has for the show, I can't help but feel bad for the position he's in right now. On the one hand, Mythbusters has inspired people to question things they had never thought about before and look deeper into the epistemology of what they've learned or taken for granted. It helps pay his bill, support his family, and pursue his interests (if you have time to watch his video on the Maltese Falcon I would highly recommend it, the passion he has for his hobbies is staggering). But on the other hand, he has to cater to the network execs who direct the show in order to increase it's viewer ratings. He has to do what they want in order to pay his bills, support his family, and fund his hobbies, even though the show isn't headed into the direction he wants to go. It's literally a shell of it's former self and I'm pretty sure Mythbusters was one of Adam's prodigy creations.

I feel like, for the sake of the purpose of the show and it's premise, that Mythbusters owes it to it's viewers to maintain some level of scientific rigor/process. The show started as a way to get everyday people interested in the world around them by de-bunking what some people hold to be true. Going forward, the future of the show owe's it to it's former self to return to the scientific premise. People who have been watching it since it's inception are more curious about science then they may have ever been and for the show to effectively turn it's back on it's roots and viewers would be an absolute travesty.

If I could have just one wish in the world, I would wish that Mythbusters would be funded by BBC instead of Discovery Channel. For the integrity of the show, it needs to be funded by an objective network that has more interest in the content of the show than it does in the metrics of the show. I would recommend NatGeo since it's pretty much what Discovery Channel used to be, but they seem to be more interested in anthropology/sociology/drug trade.

Also, don't forget SciFi channel (now SyFy?). What an absolute cluster-fuck that has become compared to it's former self in the 90's.

[–]fm87 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, wholeheartedly. At the very least I can at least say it's still entertaining, so I will still watch.

Also, don't forget SciFi channel (now SyFy?). What an absolute cluster-fuck that has become compared to it's former self in the 90's.

Yeeeeeaaaaah........... I don't even know what to say about that one. Might as well be called "the paranormal and terrible Asylum movies channel".

Also AMC has done a pretty good job with itself, it's not all american movie classics but they still show a lot of them, and their TV shows aren't half bad.

TVLand is another example, but I'm not sure anyone but my grandparents watch it.

[–]krimsonidol 0 points1 point ago

Actually if I recall correctly, the show was Jamie's idea (or someone's idea but it was set up with Jamie in mind) and they brought Adam on because he was more TV-friendly. Just to set the record straight and all. But Adam is certainly at least 50% of why the show was (is..ish) so awesome.

[–]Sherm 1 point2 points ago

As for a channel that has kept with it's name...... The Travel Channel maybe?

Food Network. Still food porn, 20ish hours a day (the rest is paid programming).

[–]JazzyNips 3 points4 points ago

Food network is full of contest shows with the same format everytime though. I swear they have like 10 variations of chopped on it. I used to like the channel, but I can't watch it anymore because it's just too much of the same shit all the time. Travel channel is ok though, that's where I tend to get my food porn from nowadays.

[–]frobischer 2 points3 points ago

My thoughts exactly! I can't stand the competition/reality shows on Food Network. I want to see yummy food, creative recipes, and innovation, not a showcase of jerk judges trying to make contestants cry for ratings.

Travel channel is still awesome with Bizarre Foods and No Reservations. I even like Man vs. Food!

[–]jax9999 2 points3 points ago

i'm thinking that at some point rednecks were the only ones left watching cable.

[–]nekozuki 2 points3 points ago

Very plausible. Apparently a significant portion of the US population has no qualms spending their money on satellite or cable rather than Netflix.

I will say that living in rural America is extremely, mind-numbingly boring. And hot as hell. If the people don't have a hobby like quilting or MMOs, then the only passive thing left to them is television. I feel sorry or them and disgusted by it simultaneously.

[–]kahuna08 2 points3 points ago

MTV. And remember when it actually was music? Now it's just semi-celebrities and their "everyday lives"

[–]Kennian 0 points1 point ago

They even pulled "music" out of the name, or were thinking about it anyway

[–]SteveGreysonMann 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget USA = shooting almost every show they have in Canada.

[–]Nougat 0 points1 point ago

This is a pretty common occurrence.

[–]stone500 1 point2 points ago

I find The Science Channel is pretty much what Discovery used to be, added with some Firefly.

[–]iagainsti 0 points1 point ago

I really like the science channel. It's got a bunch of cool shows and stays pretty true to its name.

(I can't remember- is how it's made on science channel? I fucking LOVE that show)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Any surprise here? Watching actual cable or network teevee has been obsolete for quite a few years now. So its no surprise that the only content left panders hard to the redneck / moron crowd. They're the ones who put the teevee on for "background noise" or just haven't figured out that there is teevee on the internets nowadays.

[–]j0shi -1 points0 points ago

I have a feeling you don't like Rednecks?

[–]studder 2 points3 points ago

It's hard to find one single adjective that encompasses people performing bad ideas with a mixture of explosions, danger, and mind-numbing stupidity. Plus it's easier to bash networks with the negative connotation that "redneck" has to it.

If you take away their culture of ignorance... I would probably come out of the closet from being a closet redneck. The shit they do looks seriously fun if you can turn off the rational side of your brain that tells you how close you are to death.

[–]DirtPile 1 point2 points ago

It does. You have now learned about child abuse.

[–]someweirdguy 7 points8 points ago

[–]Quartzblade 18 points19 points ago

Somewhere inside that girl is a real, actual human being. She might act and think to herself in these affected mannerisms she learned from her mother, TV, or whatever, but behind that is a young girl who is just as confused and ignorant as anyone else was at six. Can you even remember yourself at six years old? Your personality probably wasn't even a half congealed soup at that point, just a facade of learned social behavior while you frantically figure out what the fuck you are. But I'll bet the seeds of your insecurities were there. Ones that maybe turned into real personality flaws. The type that make you cringe a little when you see some of the home videos your parents took at that age. I'll bet this girl won't look so contemptable when her dog dies, or her friends ignore her, or six years later in middle school she can't understand how people can be so coldly cruel. One day she's going to be aware of herself, and of her personality, and I can't help but wonder what will be going on inside her head then, if she'll look back at this part of life and want to curl into a ball and cry.

[–]herpdederpdedo 1 point2 points ago

One day she's going to be aware of herself

I wouldn't bet on it.

[–]edstatue 0 points1 point ago

Who hurt you?

[–]Hubso 5 points6 points ago

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 8 points9 points ago

beating head into desk repeatedly

[–]BaconChapstick 2 points3 points ago

After watching these I literally made a look of disapproval.

[–]sinje 2 points3 points ago

UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE... RISING...

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

I'm so scared she's gonna have huge problems when she gets to middle school..

[–]SpeedyTaco626 1 point2 points ago

My life wasn't prepared for that...not one bit.

[–]albequirky 0 points1 point ago

...why?

[–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

[–]pan0ramic -4 points-3 points ago

The chins don't end, and neither does my boner

[–]jax9999 -4 points-3 points ago

I can't wait till she's older and the other kids start beating that shit out of her.

[–]Karlor 23 points24 points ago

Honey Boo Boo taught me that Vaginias look like Biscuits. You can't learn that in school.

[–]We_found_peaches 8 points9 points ago

If it's been cooked right

[–]FVAnon 17 points18 points ago

Man if it weren't for the gossip rag that is Reddit, I guarantee I would never have even heard about this thing. Now I get to be the only person in my circle that knows wtf "honey boo boo" is ><

[–]Sherm 6 points7 points ago

Just remember, pain shared is pain halved, my friend.

[–]NotSoFreshPrince 1 point2 points ago

Oh!....so the holocaust?

[–]Ze_Invisible_Man 0 points1 point ago

Does this count as Godwin's law?

[–]ahardwight 81 points82 points ago

What the fuck is a honey boo boo?

[–]bigbendalibra 53 points54 points ago

spin off reality show from "toddlers and tiaras". The controversy is about the possible exploitation of the family's poor living conditions and "hill billyish" lifestyle for money and ratings.

[–]lidster 69 points70 points ago

So, it's like most reality shows then.

[–]Szos 15 points16 points ago

Oh, its more than just any old reality show.  

This is the new low-point for television... And society. The gf has tried to get me to watch it, but I've resisted all current attempts.  But I fear the weekend approach, and with it will come another struggle to keep that show from popping onto the tv.

"You better Redneck-inize!"

[–]347MAN 9 points10 points ago

My roommates got me to watch a full season of Jersey Shore. We mostly made fun of it but it was a low point in my life.

[–]DizzyBeanz 3 points4 points ago

Not worth it man, nothing is worth being exposed to this... NOTHING!!!!!

[–]Paulus81 -1 points0 points ago

Why do women like reality TV?

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 17 points18 points ago

Probably the same reason men do.

[–]G0VERNMENT 6 points7 points ago

Men watch different idiotic programming. Rather than the bachelor or celbrity rehab, men watch ice road truckers and swamp people.

[–]ForrestFireDW 5 points6 points ago

BUT THATS THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE!!!

[–]Lecks 4 points5 points ago

It's people. driving trucks. on roads. made of ICE! That's quality TV right there, my friend.

[–]MoneyMan_Jones 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget Pawn Stars!

[–]Aaod 2 points3 points ago

Actually I remember reading more women then men watch reality TV.

[–]ericlikesyou 4 points5 points ago

I would like to see statistics on that. I can't find a single trustworthy study.

[–]Aaod 2 points3 points ago

I am unable to find properly cited statistics. Can find a few but none I trust or are properly cited. My apologies. I do know based on what I have seen in my experience is is almost entirely females, anyone else have any input?

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

Just look at the reality tv shows. The majority of them are obviously aimed at women. Why does common sense need to be cited?

[–]herpdederpdedo -1 points0 points ago

So men just watch them later?

[–]Zjackrum 0 points1 point ago

To compare my life to other people and feel better about myself?

[–]Paulus81 -5 points-4 points ago

But those are gay men...

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 7 points8 points ago

You had to dig deep for that one, huh?

[–]jax9999 0 points1 point ago

as a gay man i'm fucking offended by that. the last time i watched reality tv was the first season of survivor, and i only got like 3 episodes in before i lost interest.

[–]Paulus81 -1 points0 points ago

If that's the case, you are missing a whole bunch of shows that you would like.

[–]jax9999 1 point2 points ago

no i'm really really not. Ive seen a few bits and pieces of this reality shit. doesn't appeal to me in the slightest.

[–]eric1589 -1 points0 points ago

Artificial, unnecessary drama. If women don't get it, they will create it. Some of them need it, like nutrients.

Perhaps this is all a study to create more level headed women by giving them the drama they crave and removing their need to create some themselves when they aren't getting enough bullshit that nobody needs.

Disclaimer, not all women fit this description, and an upsetting amount of men do.

[–]MrFappy -2 points-1 points ago

Drama, scripted or not... Drama. It's the same reason they love the soap operas.

[–]JensenDied 6 points7 points ago

most?

[–]lidster 4 points5 points ago

In fairness, not all reality shows are hill-billyish.

[–]akukame 4 points5 points ago

And the ones that are are about millionaires

[–]347MAN 1 point2 points ago

Those are the two types of people in America.

[–]akukame 8 points9 points ago

Rich hill billies and poor hill billies?

[–]inchesfromdead 3 points4 points ago

We're a diverse lot.

[–]Incompatibert 2 points3 points ago

"Possible"?

[–]Willyjwade 2 points3 points ago

I was unaware that NASCAR was a reality show.

[–]Odusei -1 points0 points ago

So... why care? People throw around the argument that if you ignore someone or thing it will just go away far too often, and they're often dead wrong. I'm pretty sure TV shows work that way, though.

[–]phedre 0 points1 point ago

I keep hearing about how they're living in poverty, but I've seen pics and it looks like they have lower-middle class lifestyle. Sure they're not rolling in it, but they have a clean house, clean unripped clothing, food, and a grocery store's worth of products in the background.

And honestly if they can afford to spend a thousand dollars on a dress for their kid, they're not living in poverty.

[–]Sartro 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck is Google?

[–]ahardwight 0 points1 point ago

I used Ask Jeeves, but he seemed confused.

[–]sevenbitbyte 0 points1 point ago

Some things just can't be un-Google'd

[–]yakusokuN8 2 points3 points ago

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 5 points6 points ago

Yea I've never even heard of it, and as a white person I am equally disappointed in flavor of love and toddlers and tiaras

[–]albertscoot 7 points8 points ago

I'm more disappointed in toddlers and tiaras since they're using children, stupid is as stupid does so I wasn't disappointed any more than usual by flave or jersey shore even.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 0 points1 point ago

Reality tv in general is just not a surprise if it is stupid

[–]shamecamel 3 points4 points ago

I'm personally loving all the "why should I be ashamed? Not all white people are like th- oooohhh, I finally get it, now" comments in this thread. :D

[–]UnholyDemigod 0 points1 point ago

I'm disappointed nobody got the Delirious reference

[–]bojang1es 0 points1 point ago

If you have ask... you're living a good life.

[–]Terrance021 0 points1 point ago

Aint no time to Google

[–]Coolfuckingname 0 points1 point ago

God bless your soul.

You are lucky.

I havent had a tv in years and i still know of this abomination.

Its like bird flu. You dont have to find it, IT will find YOU.

[–]rossryan -1 points0 points ago

A crime against humanity.

[–]w0shington 19 points20 points ago

apology accepted "JBREEZY THE POET"

sincerely, normal white guy name

[–]ademnus 21 points22 points ago

I don't feel ashamed of Honey Boo Boo as a white person. I feel ashamed of Honey Boo Boo as an American.

[–]Aaod 25 points26 points ago

I feel ashamed of it as a human being.

[–]Milton_Friedman 2 points3 points ago

... mammal.

[–]The_Thought_Police 5 points6 points ago

It sends chills down my spine and am a SNNNAAAAKE.

[–]Aaod 0 points1 point ago

It will come to your species next. Up next on SSSSsssSSS the snake family who rolls everywhere they go and rolls into each other repeatedly.

[–]ProfOddLust 13 points14 points ago

Sorry, but I'm not nearly as embarrassed of this as I would be if Tyler Perry was white.

[–]jbrizz 8 points9 points ago

We have Adam Sandler. That's embarrassing also.

[–]ProfOddLust 3 points4 points ago

Everything he has done lately has been an abomination. I will never forgive him for Click. But I honestly really liked him in 'Funny People', although everyone I know hates that movie. So I guess I'll shut up...

[–]worldsfirsanalrapist 3 points4 points ago

Honestly.. I didn't think click was that bad. I didnt find it funny at all, but it actually felt a little emotion near the end.

[–]CrispyPudding 1 point2 points ago

i was ok with the emotional stuff. what i really didn't like about the movie was the message. he didn't fuck up because he wanted to skip the boring parts of his life, but because he didn't know that the remote will skip the same thing (in the broadest sense) every time. he was told in this skipped time he would act normal but he didn't and that screwed his life. everybody around him noticed that he is in zombie mode. the worst part was when he wanted to skip foreplay and acidently skipped sex too. he could have skipped a great foreplay but no, the remote skipped him throuh a bad, short foreplay his wive didn't like.

and when everything is back to normal he pretty much runs away screaming when he sees christopher walken again. he could have just take the remote controll and never use the skip function and he would have an awsome life. he could even stop time, do his work and spend a lot of time with his children that way.

just weird that adam sandler characters have more wits when they are supposed to be stupid then when they are supposed to be smart.

[–]ProblemRelativity_qm 2 points3 points ago

I loved click ._.

[–]r00giebeara 1 point2 points ago

He should have stopped after Billy Madison & Happy Gilmore.

[–]flownmuse 0 points1 point ago

Punch Drunk Love was an interesting departure for him, if you haven't seen it.

[–]GunpowderX 3 points4 points ago

So, I had no idea what "Honey Boo Boo" was. I Googled it and it turns out the first episode can be found on YouTube. I legitimately feel stupider for having watched that, but I just couldn't look away. It was disturbing, like a car wreck representing my faith in humanity.

At one point the mom says, "all that...vajiggle jaggle...is not...beautimous." :|

[–]mont94 0 points1 point ago

i know. its watching a horrible accident but you can't stop watching.

[–]DreamoftheEndless 0 points1 point ago

Beautimous!

[–]PinkPuff 1 point2 points ago

Don't encourage this to become a thing. Please.

[–]cookiemonstah87 6 points7 points ago

TIL Toddlers and Tiaras has a spinoff... So glad I don't waste the money on cable!

[–]Incompatibert 1 point2 points ago

The very existence of that show has pushed us veerrryyy close to cancelling the cable package it comes with. Only the fact that it comes bundled with Nat Geo and Discovery has saved it... For now.

[–]Aaod 1 point2 points ago

Then cable companies wonder why anyone with half a brain stopped watching TV long ago and converted to the internet. Not that they really care according to Leo Laporte advertisers hate smart watchers.

[–]timmeh87 7 points8 points ago

" After 3 seasons, Flavor Flav chose to not marry or date any of the winners from any of the three seasons. Instead, it was revealed that he would marry Liz, the mother of his seventh child, Karma, on the Season 3 reunion show."

[–]Lecks 2 points3 points ago

7th child? Karma? God damn it...

[–]whodiopolis 5 points6 points ago

What about the TV series "I Love New York"?

[–]Loyover 2 points3 points ago

Flava of love was alright, but Charm School was really where the genre excelled.

[–]TigerWylde 1 point2 points ago

do I really want to know what a honey boo boo is?

[–]guesswhostalkin 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]skeeter_valentine 1 point2 points ago

What the hell is "honey boo boo"? do I even want to know?

[–]LeMeowman 10 points11 points ago

No! Don't go to youtube and search it! It will make you sad!

[–]Incompatibert 6 points7 points ago

NO.

[–]Paulus81 4 points5 points ago

Honestly, my wife watches reality TV like it's cool, and the Honey Boo Boo show is better than most of them IMO. I think it is because reality TV has sunk down to my level finally.

[–]armauld 2 points3 points ago

I enjoyed that show more than I wanted to. I watched it expecting to rubber-neck a car crash but they were actually pretty funny and likable.

[–]nice1111 0 points1 point ago

I thought so too, I like how self-aware and grounded they are like they realise that they live a red neck life style and dont try to justify or give excuses they just say "hey this is who we are so whatevs".

[–]BettyMcBoob 1 point2 points ago

OK, please post this everywhere!

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[–]ThePunisher56 2 points3 points ago

... Is this English?

[–]ben174 3 points4 points ago

Not English. It's redneck. But from the comment you can tell he loves everyone and doesn't really care if he's redneck or not. He loves everyone no matter what.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Not English. It's redneck.

In other words, he was home schooled. Right?

[–]soundsjustlike -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]avonasak 1 point2 points ago

i still think it's better than the jersey shore.

[–]TwistedOneOfFate 0 points1 point ago

Listen to this man damnit, he's a poet!

[–]brewmaster5 1 point2 points ago

This show can't be nearly as bad as the people watching it

[–]zhacques 1 point2 points ago

I guess I'm glad that I don't know what "honey Boo Boo" is...?

[–]khammack 1 point2 points ago

On behalf of...at least some white people...thank you for your kind words in these trying times.

[–]UnicornsPoopSkittles 0 points1 point ago

Do you have my dad's lawnmower?

[–]aridge02 -1 points0 points ago

No! I'm not clicking that, My brain melted the last time this subject came up. I cannot handle it again, good day sir.

[–]ToastyNathan 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad I now have a reference point

[–]Raleighirishman 1 point2 points ago

I just had to google this Honey Boo Boo thing. After research, I'm still not going to purchase any cable.

[–]smthngclvr 1 point2 points ago

At at least white people will get to watch her turn into a crackhead live on TV. That would have made Flavor of Love much more interesting.

[–]mad_gardener 0 points1 point ago

Yup.. us white people will jst have to deal with rednexploitation..

[–]jumpinjohnnycakes 0 points1 point ago

I was at a concert when Public Enemy was on stage. At one point Flava-flav jested to the crowd that he would be making Flava of love 3. Never in my life have I heard a more instantaneous and angry response from a massive crowd.

[–]SoloDolo92 1 point2 points ago

As a black man, I affirm this post.

[–]firefeng 0 points1 point ago

Didn't know what the fuck Honey Boo Boo was, immediately regretted searching for it.

May the tears that fall from my eyes nourish the seeds of the destruction of what TLC has become.

[–]winkandthegun 0 points1 point ago

I've never heard of either of those shows.

[–]Steve638 0 points1 point ago

So Flava flab is an embarrassment to JBreezy the poet? Lol

[–]dome210 0 points1 point ago

Imagine how they felt when Sine Yo Pitty on the Runny Kine came out.

[–]Sparklebutt69 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Never thought of it like this. Point taken.

[–]Rasta_Man69 0 points1 point ago

FLAVA FLAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]mojam 0 points1 point ago

Jbreezy truly is a poet, couldn't have expressed those sentiments better myself.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

There were eight seasons?

There were more then eight episodes?

[–]Mustard-Tiger 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is honey boo boo?

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is honey boo boo

[–]monty477178 0 points1 point ago

I'm personally loving all the "why should I be ashamed? Not all white people are like th- oooohhh, I finally get it, now" comments in this thread. :D.

[–]xfcanadian 0 points1 point ago

Watching it now...hilarious. Let's face it, people love a good train wreck. The mother is 32, and has a 17 year old, who of course is pregnant.

[–]d_spaceley1 0 points1 point ago

This dudes twitter is humorous if you like black comedy

[–]yooamatwa 0 points1 point ago

I suppose you have to take the rough with the smooth but reddit I'm not thanking you for introducing me to this. No sir.

Wtf ....GO GO Juice?

[–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

FLAVORR FLAAAAAVE

[–]gman1401 -5 points-4 points ago

Dear black people,

This is how we feel every 6 months when Tyler Perry releases his next movie or TBS series.

Sincerely,

(A majority of) All white people.

[–]spaceylacey83 0 points1 point ago

You're white. You can't just say things about black people.

[–]Blue_ODaniel 0 points1 point ago

I live near that damn Honney Boo Boo and Dance Moms... I want to move so bad

[–]AstralTraveller 0 points1 point ago

They got rid of the most likable character on the show this episode when they gave Glitzy the pig back.

[–]Tango91 -4 points-3 points ago

I'm glad I had the foresight to open an incognito window to Google that.

'murrica!

[–]DCJodon -1 points0 points ago

Wisdom from the poet, JBreezy.

[–]ChrisJL 0 points1 point ago

If Chad Kroeger can find love then surely there's someone out there for Flava Flav

[–]Mycakedayis1111 -2 points-1 points ago

Honey bobo IS black.

[–]Laowai-Mang -1 points0 points ago

What's Honey Boo Boo? What's Flava of Love? Am I just uncultured, or extraordinarily lucky not to be acquainted with these... TV shows I'm guessing?