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[–]joshcad85 268 points269 points ago

I NEED this shirt....

[–]AnonymousHipopotamus 98 points99 points ago

Yes, you do.

[–]tronn4 13 points14 points ago

I, for one, welcome our new hippo meme lords

[–]mesin95 9 points10 points ago

At the right time.

[–]king_hippo77 0 points1 point ago

No, I do!

[–]blindedbybears 40 points41 points ago

11/10 would wear.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 5 points6 points ago

This is the exact opposite of a virginity keeper

[–]Hellothereawesome 10 points11 points ago

Want... want.... want.

[–]Take42 4 points5 points ago

I don't know what YOUR meaning of "NEED" is, but I assure you that my extended version of it ("NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED") beats yours. Speaking of which, I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS SHIRT.

[–]crunchy51 1 point2 points ago

That was my first thought but mine was all in CAPS.

[–]RedditCommentCritic 17 points18 points ago

Short, shallow and in-cohesive to the original, this latested addition to the "This" series will leave the remaining fans disenchanted with the already poor franchise.

[–]Doovid97 1 point2 points ago

I like you.

[–]serux 38 points39 points ago

I'm sorry but its not worth $35.

Maybe 15 at most (inc. shipping).

[–]codythomashunsberger 30 points31 points ago

Am I the only one seeing this being $25?

[–]clambam11 26 points27 points ago

Best I can do is $10.

[–]OhNoMellon 24 points25 points ago

I need bout three fiddy

[–]NotKennyG 5 points6 points ago

Let me call my buddy who's an expert in shirts that feature hippos howling at the moon.

[–]nbrennan 5 points6 points ago

Hippocorns, though. Does he know from hippocorns?

[–]RicksterCraft 2 points3 points ago

It's all in the battletoads.

[–]williepee24 0 points1 point ago

Didn't realize that everyone was so poor. $35 for this shirt is a STEAL!!

[–]MasterAardwolf 8 points9 points ago

Get out of here, ya damn Loch ness monster!

[–]serux 3 points4 points ago

30 for US 37 for Canada/mexico

My bad.

[–]runsoutofspace 2 points3 points ago

XXL price +$3
Shipping +$5
Of course, that's only 33 bucks.

[–]vonCam 3 points4 points ago

$3 surcharge for not following through with New Year's resolution.

[–]codythomashunsberger 4 points5 points ago

But tax.

/Why the hell am I getting downvoted? Sales tax is a thing.

[–]giubaloo 7 points8 points ago

No.

[–]codythomashunsberger 3 points4 points ago

No?

[–]jamstight 1 point2 points ago

I know for North Carolina you only pay sales tax on internet goods if the company you buy it from has a store within North Carolina.

[–]vonCam 0 points1 point ago

That's weird. Wouldn't a state want the incentive in favor of exporting?

[–]giubaloo 1 point2 points ago

I don't know about all states, but I know in many [most?] you don't have to pay sales tax online. I'm in AZ and I buy shit on Amazon all the time because I never have to pay tax. Not because I'm against taxes, but because I'm a relatively poor college student.

[–]I_dont_feel_tardy 0 points1 point ago

I'll have to call my buddy who's an expert on Unipoptamuses.

[–]kellyhelly 0 points1 point ago

Wait, he's got a horn worth it now.

[–]washago_on705 0 points1 point ago

That's a 27 dollar bill ALL DAY LONG BRANDO

[–]farewelltokings2 5 points6 points ago

Serious question.. should I be worried about their expired security certificate? Im not exactly sure what the dangers are, if any.

[–]Awesome-O415 7 points8 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–]vonCam 21 points22 points ago

HAHAHAHA THAT NEVER GETS OLD AMIRITE REDDIT???

AM I??!?!?!!1!!/!!!?!

edit: FUCKING TELL ME

edit: PLEASE ANYONE PLEASE SCIENCE JUST FUCKING LET ME KNOW

edit: CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? AM I REALLY ALIVE? PLEASE, SOMEONE JUST NARWAHL IF I'M BACON OR NOT

edit: I'm so lonely...

[–]kellyhelly 3 points4 points ago

I loved your use of other grammatical marks in place of your exclamation marks.

Edit Downvotes really?

Edit Upvotes really?

[–]DrugsOnly 3 points4 points ago

I am so confused and I don't think its the lsd either.

[–]DrugsOnly 1 point2 points ago

EDIT It might just be the lsd

[–]PasswordIsntHAMSTER 2 points3 points ago

Humor on /r/funny?

Sir, you'll have to come with me.

[–]ruinmaker 3 points4 points ago

Why did they let their security certificate expire?

[–]vonCam 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, at least 3 different prices reported in comments and an expired security certificate. I really fuckin' want it, but I really fuckin' don't want my credit card info stolen.

[–]TechGoat 1 point2 points ago

Because GoDaddy.

[–]Wojtek_the_bear 0 points1 point ago

couldn't he find a table or a bedsheet to take the picture?

[–]nevynev 0 points1 point ago

Purchased. They take PayPal so no worries on the certificate errors!

[–]AnonymousHipopotamus 112 points113 points ago

I'm an anonymous hippopotamus and I approve this shirt.

[–]ScornfulHippopotamus 44 points45 points ago

I don't believe that you are a real hippopotamus.

[–]alpackabackapacka 34 points35 points ago

FightFightFight

[–]ColdFalcon 2 points3 points ago

i love the wild.

[–]BigDeliciousSeaCow 0 points1 point ago

Psh. I'll take you all!

[–]Chaser892 10 points11 points ago

Are your rhymes bottomless?

[–]elderezlo 4 points5 points ago

Note the horns. These are hippowhals.

[–]kittyroux 12 points13 points ago

False. Narwhals' "horns" are actually long teeth, and accordingly grow out of their mouths. These are hippopoticorns.

[–]GoneAPeSh1t 0 points1 point ago

Now that would be a fucking awesome animal !

[–]GoneAPeSh1t 1 point2 points ago

Anonymous ? I think I know your sister. She is a real cow

[–]kipz0r 49 points50 points ago

[–]Shyamallamadingdong 13 points14 points ago

"This isn't even my final form"

[–]davidrools 11 points12 points ago

hippacorns.

[–]PUMPKIN_IN_MY_POOPER 20 points21 points ago

The correct term is unipotomaus.

[–]davidrools 0 points1 point ago

that would mean one-horse or something with no reference to a horn.

get your greek right

:P

[–]Verbose_Slayer 7 points8 points ago

Unippos

[–]tferroato 10 points11 points ago

I prefer the latin, Unipotamus awesomous.

[–]janemorrisgoodall 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking more along the lines of a narwhal/hippo cross...narpos!

[–]elderezlo 0 points1 point ago

I like hippowhals.

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 12 points13 points ago

The most dangerous animal in Africa. This shirt bleeds it.

[–]insert_expletive 9 points10 points ago

I have one with Donkeys...

[–]reneepussman 12 points13 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]vonCam -1 points0 points ago

Second

[–]Cocoa121 4 points5 points ago

I'm wearing that shirt right now...

[–]zzzuluz 0 points1 point ago

Yeah? Prove it!

[–]Obvious115072 9 points10 points ago

And...my christmas list just got updated.

O_O

[–]all_white_turkey 9 points10 points ago

I'm having a pretty drunken upsetting night, come on reddit to cheer myself up...first few posts I stumble upon this. This is why i love reddit; you guys are the best at making me smile when I'm down

[–]HighInAK 6 points7 points ago

[–]apcolleen 0 points1 point ago

I got mine too :D

[–]Im_a_Hippo 14 points15 points ago

AWWW FUCK THEY CUT ME FROM THE FINAL PHOTO! I was further to the right in the original, but we did have a bit of a falling out. Terry and Jimbo must have convinced Reggie that I didn't deserve the honor of being on a T-shirt. Assholes.

[–]washago_on705 1 point2 points ago

Remind me again, how do Hippos exploit keyboards, or other character mapping/inputting devices?

[–]Im_a_Hippo 1 point2 points ago

I believe this will answer any and all questions.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1cjnQtA11qbskmvo1_400.png

[–]ambiguouslygayhippo 0 points1 point ago

I am the one in the middle. FABULOUS.

[–]mang87 0 points1 point ago

redditor for 1 day

FOR SHAME.

[–]AmpleWarning 6 points7 points ago

Many nights have I sat out under the stars, savoring the gentle African winds on my face, listening to the mournful nightsong of the Unicotamus...

[–]SatchmoPhipps 6 points7 points ago

Saw the picture, thought "Oh, that's cool... wait a tick..."

HOLY CRAP HOW DID I MISS THE HORNS?

[–]Only_Up_Votes 4 points5 points ago

Hungry hungry hippos, intergalactic edition. Now with planetary theme painted marbles

[–]itsturningred 3 points4 points ago

THE HIPPOCORN!

[–]reneepussman 1 point2 points ago

Well, I know what I'M buying on a drunken whim tonight.

[–]midnight_at_dennys 2 points3 points ago

Dude, I love hippopotamuseseses... hippotameese? hippopotami?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]A_Sveati_Yeti 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]UnOpen 2 points3 points ago

Check mate KassemG.

[–]Mr__Random 3 points4 points ago

wolves are to mainstream "puts on hipster shades"

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 1 point2 points ago

Hipster Wolves: We were on shirts before it was cool.

[–]Salvius 1 point2 points ago

According to Amazon, I added this shirt to my wish list on August 8, 2010.

Yes, that's right, you heard me: I was into the three hippopoticorn moon t-shirt before it was cool.

(Well, "into" metaphorically, since I still haven't actually bothered to physically acquire one...).

[–]mellodymaker250 -1 points0 points ago

Take my money... Take it all

[–]violetfyre 0 points1 point ago

"You're goddamn right!"

[–]Underdressed_Groove 1 point2 points ago

Spiritual Hippos

[–]dancingjake 0 points1 point ago

Love it, and it seems reasonably priced, too. I'd like to get more t shirts like this (whatever that means) but websites I've found charge way too much - anyone know of other websites that sell "cool" t shirts for reasonable prices?

[–]Khalifa_The_Cat 1 point2 points ago

Try shirt.woot.com. Every day they have a different shirt that I'm sure a lot of redditors would love (Mario, cats, video game references, cool artsy stuff) for 12.00 dollars. Every week they have people compete to have their design featured. And they keep the shirts for a week or longer.

[–]dillpiccolol 0 points1 point ago

Is that a hippapotacorn?

[–]Boring_Machine 1 point2 points ago

I want this shirt without the horns, I think they're too much. I think hippos howling at the moon without horns is just enough.

[–]applesnsmoke 0 points1 point ago

this. is. a. great. shirt.

[–]Sir-nipsalot 0 points1 point ago

Screw the shirt, I want a pet hippopotocorn.

[–]odwizard 0 points1 point ago

I like this.

[–]chelseawashere 0 points1 point ago

I'd rock the fuck out of this shirt.

[–]Ronaldr5 0 points1 point ago

Hippopototamus unicorn can only be ridden by a mermaid leprechaun.

[–]HippoxDragon 0 points1 point ago

Hippo dragons are the way to go for mythical hippo creatures.

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

Already tattoo'd on my chest...

[–]AlbertCamus590 0 points1 point ago

Looks fake. Real hungry hungry hippos has 4 hippos.

[–]Disco_Bloodbath 0 points1 point ago

HA! I practically snorted allover my computer screen. Flawless.

[–]kwh71787 -1 points0 points ago

lol

[–]HippoxDragon 0 points1 point ago

As a Hippo Dragon I approve of all mythical hippos.

[–]eradicate 0 points1 point ago

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?

[–]DrugsOnly 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ender1337otron 0 points1 point ago

I actually already have that tattooed on my chest.

[–]sparkle_bomb 0 points1 point ago

I want this shirt so hard.

[–]rednotes 0 points1 point ago

I just cried at the beauty of this shirt...

[–]DignifiedDingo 0 points1 point ago

They need unicorn horns.... And perhaps some more cowbell

[–]eagleis25 0 points1 point ago

My first thought: "HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!"

[–]nuxeon 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what this is... but for the record, I'm into it.

[–]SuperSlayin 0 points1 point ago

Yes they are. rolls eyes Hippos are so much more badass

[–]p4lm3r 0 points1 point ago

I think the last time I saw this shirt posted it was 2010 or 2011. Must be a second edition.

[–]rebelreligion 0 points1 point ago

Am still laughing..what a surprise!

[–]slothwrangler39 0 points1 point ago

It's a hippopotamus! It's a unicorn! No, it's uni-potamus!

[–]JGL011 1 point2 points ago

it's too bad i already have this tattooed on my chest.

[–]SpineBuster 0 points1 point ago

Baby seals like to howl at the moon too.

[–]Ishkatar 0 points1 point ago

Me and my buddies have a running thing going where every thursday is wolfshirt thursday. i really want there to be a hipposhirt monday

[–]Hellzapoppin[!] 0 points1 point ago

Replace the moon with a midget and you talking.

[–]trixter21992251 0 points1 point ago

So brave.

[–]MomTackey 0 points1 point ago

Shut up and take my money

[–]PakPak96 0 points1 point ago

TAKE MY DAMN MONEY

[–]Foogenberry 0 points1 point ago

i want this so bad

[–]Machinax 0 points1 point ago

Hipster hippos.

[–]thebeattakesme 0 points1 point ago

its things like this that make me hate the world a little less

[–]crankysquirrel 0 points1 point ago

Cliche is a noun. You mean cliched. You're welcome.

[–]jimbonaut 0 points1 point ago

I want this. Give it to me. Please.

[–]15herzh 0 points1 point ago

Hippos could make the next twilight. Anything is possible.

[–]Kyllan 0 points1 point ago

10/10. Would buy.

[–]duBiYou 0 points1 point ago

Werewolf-unicorn-hippos... I have a feeling this might end up being a new twilight franchise

[–]degenererad 0 points1 point ago

Hippos emulating Rhinos emulating Wolfes. My head hurts.

[–]Brentakill 0 points1 point ago

Is it sad that I already knew exactly what shirt this was going to be based only off of the title?

[–]karlisgay 1 point2 points ago

I'm throwing money at the screen, but nothing is happening.

[–]Kyle_Crafty 0 points1 point ago

Is this legit?

[–]Laser-circus 0 points1 point ago

Inspired by Stephenie Myers.

[–]Wolf_Man92 0 points1 point ago

All I see in this shirt is hungry hungry hippos.

[–]MonsieurMarko 0 points1 point ago

Did you... get... that thing I sent you?

[–]JimboSliceT 0 points1 point ago

I was yawning when I clicked on this picture and now I feel like a hippo.

[–]EupraxiaCM -1 points0 points ago

I hate to be that guy... but I can do you one better.

[–]SydTheDrunk 0 points1 point ago

Hungry, hungry hipsters.

[–]rhysdennis225 0 points1 point ago

if this is a real shirt, I m willing to pay good quality moneys for it!!

[–]zorbak39 0 points1 point ago

I MUST OWN THIS. More than the rest of you fools

[–]skeetchosaurusrex 1 point2 points ago

anything with galaxies is cool

[–]CGord 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck the pride I would wear this with.

[–]Fusrohduh 0 points1 point ago

Hippos are my favorite. :3

[–]Obnoxiousdonkey 0 points1 point ago

Shut up and take my money!! I need one.

[–]Jahara 0 points1 point ago

The Werehippo Galum Jindalsamir has come! A large hippo twisted into humanoid form. It is crazed for blood and flesh. Its eyes glow red. Its brown hide is cracked. Now you will know why you fear the night.

[–]DerpSnoozy 0 points1 point ago

OMG I need that shirt!

[–]Lady-SilverWolf 0 points1 point ago

Another way of saying that is "too mainstream". Just sayin'.

[–]Shippoyasha 0 points1 point ago

The statistic that Hippos have killed 30,000+ people in Africa during the 2000's/Aughts is amazing/horrifying.

[–]Cogit 0 points1 point ago

That should be a marble, not a moon.

[–]reddit_candy -1 points0 points ago

because you're only hip if you like hippos

[–]phil8248 0 points1 point ago

I have this exact tattoo on my chest but cool tee shirt for cooler weather.

[–]danoll 0 points1 point ago

This is so good. I honestly think it would better without the horns.

[–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

I had the stupid wolf one. Awesome in its own way, like a mighty beard knocking out a mountain troll sort of awesome.

But this is awesomer.

[–]Mongul 0 points1 point ago

I think 3 may be too many.

[–]ProfessionalGeek 0 points1 point ago

I got this shirt a few years back when the 3 wolves shirt has started getting big. It always confuses people, but I love my 3 hippoticorns!

[–]surfmachine 0 points1 point ago

Shut up and take my money.

[–]Fliff42 0 points1 point ago

Too bad I already have this tattooed on my chest...

[–]Blackstar5001 0 points1 point ago

Ok, who can make this for me for less than $30 including shipping, begin bidding now!

[–]danif9 0 points1 point ago

I want that shirt!

[–]ForwardsMan 0 points1 point ago

Howlin' Howlin' Hippos by Hasbro®

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

unicorn hippos?

[–]Grrbam 0 points1 point ago

Fudge.. now i want that shirt.

[–]CBS_Meisterbrau 0 points1 point ago

I got this a few days ago: http://www.emp.de/mastodon-interstellar-hunter-t-shirt/art_237020/

already got me a really good grade in the last exam of my degree :D

[–]TacticalNukePenguin 1 point2 points ago

Brought to you by the Ankh Morpork tourist board.

[–]-_-readit 0 points1 point ago

If only they were walruses on it. I'd need that

[–]hipppo 0 points1 point ago

this is too awesome. I need this shirt

[–]masrama 0 points1 point ago

Hungry Hungry Hippos

Eat the moon

[–]Highwind4 0 points1 point ago

Unihippos motherfucker.

[–]thedoctorbrody 0 points1 point ago

is this the Sarah Palin version everyone was talking about?

[–]MrPeel11 0 points1 point ago

HIPPOCORNS... a majestic and savage creature

[–]Triplej840 0 points1 point ago

I own a lot of "the mountain" shirts, ill be adding this one to my closet very soon

[–]Ecbndts 0 points1 point ago

Awesome! Who needs wolves when you have those beautiful majestic animals?

[–]mars_cross 0 points1 point ago

Hipos are way more dangerous than wolves.

Rage wolf pees itself near a hipo.

[–]dodge0069 0 points1 point ago

We should submit the design to shirt woot and then all upvote it. I'd buy that! maybe put a little reddit logo in there somewhere subtly

[–]lilnicky261 0 points1 point ago

I would buy the shit out of this

[–]kill_that_robot 0 points1 point ago

don't be telling KassemG that! he will NOT be pleased.

[–]Brewster-Rooster 0 points1 point ago

i feel like it'd be better without the horns

[–]NormanKnight 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me this is real and post a link to where I can buy it.

Edit: why isn't the link the top comment??

[–]LordJotunheim 0 points1 point ago

[–]account8_17 0 points1 point ago

I have the Three Creeper Moon shirt.

http://www.jinx.com/p/minecraft_three_creeper_moon_premium_tee.html

No one understands what it means and I don't give a fuck anymore. I still wear it.

[–]beercitizen 0 points1 point ago

I salute you sir.

[–]katahroo 0 points1 point ago

Why has no one made this with narwhals?

[–]PandasCoon 0 points1 point ago

Logged in to give you an up vote. this shirt is great!

[–]Hboston 1 point2 points ago

where can we buy? google turns up nothing but pics of it..

[–]zzzuluz 0 points1 point ago

Yay for the Hippocorn!

[–]Gentleman_Bastard 0 points1 point ago

FALSE. Unipotamuses howl at the sun.

[–]TheAgentPanda 0 points1 point ago

Now if the moon was a meatball...

[–]zgardner44 0 points1 point ago

Who needs howling wolves when you can have howling unicorn hippopotamuses?

[–]RickRackRollz 0 points1 point ago

I am making this shirt happen. More to come. Probably will do an initial batch of a hundred.

[–]UnicornHump 0 points1 point ago

I am 1,000,000,000% serious. Can I please have one. At any price