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[–]Whybanme 25 points26 points ago

He needs a cat to pet.

[–]Varnishedchrome 10 points11 points ago

And then give the small cat a chair so it also turns around dramatically after the dog does. And give the small cat an even smaller hairless dog to pet.

[–]Cheat2Lose 84 points85 points ago

Pugs make everything 100% funnier.

[–]khoolade 17 points18 points ago

Man I need to be using my pug as a Karma generator. I just can never get him to sit still.

[–]maxilla 9 points10 points ago

[–]my_fucks_are_missing 7 points8 points ago

I don't know why, but I feel like this could be a scene from Austin Powers.

[–]seliberry 1 point2 points ago

haha how to win the internet: get a pug, corgi, shiba inu, & scottish fold munchkin cat. maybe a french bull dog too.

[–]retinger251 23 points24 points ago

This is the third time this guy has gotten to the front page with his Pug.

[–]raevpet 9 points10 points ago

Oh god, it's the guy who nearly made me gay!

[–]trubetch 17 points18 points ago

[–]Jerreth[S] 79 points80 points ago

[–]ZoranTheBear 31 points32 points ago

Best. OP. Response. Ever.

[–]Pointy130 11 points12 points ago

Oh shit, It's you, with your crazy attractiveness and photogenic dog! I knew I recognized your username.

[–]I_Inhale_Frequently 7 points8 points ago

You are officially the coolest mother fucker on reddit. I don't have the authority to proclaim that, but everyone knows this.

[–]trubetch 2 points3 points ago

Ah! This just made my day! I love it!

[–]timekillah 4 points5 points ago

Damn, I love fat pugs.

[–]mcknicker 3 points4 points ago

How is this image never not funny or randomly appropriate? It's almost supernatural.

[–]Hannar08 6 points7 points ago

Now I know what giggling sounds like after fighting off a cold for four days - "huh huh huh, hurr hurr, huuuuuurrhurrhurrhuhhurr-COUGH-HUUUURRR-COUGHCOUGH-wheeeeeeeeze-COUGH-wheeeeeeze"

[–]jimtracysmyhomeboy 5 points6 points ago

I cried laughing at this and I have no idea why I found it so funny. Thanks

[–]leftaab 3 points4 points ago

"...young Skywalker"

[–]MechanizedJesus 0 points1 point ago

I prefer the Empire over the Rebel Alliance, but seriously, fuck the Emperor's voice.

[–]serosis 0 points1 point ago

The Emperor is one of my favorite characters because of his condescending bullshit.

[–]aceskateboarder555 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me, or does anybody else see the illusionary camera zoom when it replays?

[–]hooplah 2 points3 points ago

I have you tagged. You're the pug dude. I see you, pug dude.

[–]silencer1581 2 points3 points ago

I've had you tagged as Photogenic Pug since you made your album. Glad you didn't disappoint with this post!

[–]yousaywhutnow 2 points3 points ago

yes yes i can see it now... Jerreth will soon be the king of pug-related posts

[–]ritratt 2 points3 points ago

I am not easily impressed....but this post impressed the shit out of me.

[–]IAMDARTHTHUMPER 2 points3 points ago

It was the head tilt at the end that got me.

[–]LalalandChelsey 2 points3 points ago

Upvote because pug!

[–]khoolade 0 points1 point ago

I like how the light when he turns around blinds you...almost as if you can't quite make him out at first.

[–]Whoa_Chill_Bro -1 points0 points ago

fishing line bro. i totally see it. everyone knows pugs aren't magic.

[–]Chias 0 points1 point ago

They are too, liar!

[–]tiredcoffeetable 0 points1 point ago

Y U no take me before work?

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

Y U no

woop-woop-weeeeooo

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

That kinda looks like Jake from Adventure Time

[–]damaximum 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of star wars

[–]headbone 1 point2 points ago

Argh, there's a movie that I saw in the 70's that ended like this. The wife thought the husband was dead and came home to find his "death message" playing and then gasped when he turned around in the chair and was still alive after her plot to have her boyfriend kill him obviously failed.

He gave her choices, he could kill her, kill the boyfriend, frame her, stuff like that, and then the movie ended with it hanging as to what he actually chose to do.

I hope someone knows the name of this movie.

[–]DeepRoot 1 point2 points ago

Was that the one she said, "I've been waiting for you, Ben."? That line has been stuck in my head since I saw that semi-scary horror movie way back when and I still don't know the name of it. Your last statement... me too!

[–]headbone 1 point2 points ago

[–]DeepRoot 1 point2 points ago

That's it! Good find. I knew it was a TV movie but I didn't know that it never was in the theaters. Scared the bejesus outta me as a 5 year old.

[–]headbone 1 point2 points ago

Haha, I was 14, but yeah, it smacked of Alfred Hitchcock's style. Great story.

[–]Dillon74 0 points1 point ago

I pictured him saying 'exelent' like mr burnes from the Simpsons

[–]jellystone 1 point2 points ago

Pug Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over here?

[–]Cythos 0 points1 point ago

I have the exact same chair.

[–]niggling23 0 points1 point ago

God I just died. Hilarious.

[–]mindbanter -1 points0 points ago

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE DOGS ON THE FRONT PAGE, REDDIT?!

[–]pickel5857 1 point2 points ago

Story of my fucking life. Except there's two, and they are 10 years apart in age.

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to feed me.

[–]rawrc 0 points1 point ago

Pugs are cartoon characters. There's just no other explanation.

[–]seliberry 0 points1 point ago

[–]BoomerFTW -2 points-1 points ago

Needy bitches...

[–]boolpies -2 points-1 points ago

It looks like your dog would prefer the /r/mildyinteresting subreddit.

[–]Komplete_Bullshit 0 points1 point ago

I sense much hate in you

[–]candyman420 -2 points-1 points ago

"When I set my dog in this chair and slowly spun it in front of the camera for karma"

[–]MYDOGSTELLA -4 points-3 points ago

Needs better chair

[–]Mana_leak 2 points3 points ago

Some people are poor