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[–]DeaconSage 117 points118 points ago

So he didn't really die, he just made his move.

[–]Major_Yippie_Skippie 76 points77 points ago

Actually, Boba Fett escapes. His Mandalorian armor saved him, and he ends up killing the sarlacc.

[–]FlyingPasta 41 points42 points ago

That's not a very nice thing to do to the thing you're having sex with.

[–]trsn 15 points16 points ago

Reverse Black Widow Syndrome.

Look it up.

[–]FlyingPasta 11 points12 points ago

[–]jimbo_akimbo 0 points1 point ago

That's because your computer is broken.

[–]FlyingPasta 1 point2 points ago

Fuck I knew it.

[–]JustHereToDerp 2 points3 points ago

IIRC he didn't kill it intentionally.

[–]Accipiter1138 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. It was more of a one-night stand for him, although the poor Sarlacc just couldn't handle it. The relationship just burned it out for a while.

[–]PrudeProstitute 0 points1 point ago

If I recall correctly?

[–]FlyingPasta 2 points3 points ago

Yeap.

[–]nah_you_good 5 points6 points ago

How? I never read any of the books.

[–]Hubso 6 points7 points ago

I always thought the threat of the Sarlacc was a bit weak - "In its belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years."

Yeah, but I'd probably be dead in a few days or so, unless there's a restaurant down there.

[–]byzantinian 4 points5 points ago

Just spent way too long on Wookiepedia. As it turns out, when a Sarlacc consumes you, it slowly works its way into your body and turns you into part of its biomass, altering everything from your mind to your metabolism. Boba Fett actually met an individual who was 4,000 years old in its belly.

[–]Hubso 1 point2 points ago

Deus Ex Georgelucasa.

[–]TheWaywardBus 4 points5 points ago

I just read half an hour's worth of Madelorian history. I would say it's well worth your time, but...

[–]omaha_shanks 0 points1 point ago

The irony is he falls back into the sarlacc after that, twice.

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW 4 points5 points ago

Wait really?

[–]omaha_shanks 0 points1 point ago

[–]Wolf_Man92 -2 points-1 points ago

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd! Lol I knew that too.

[–]antrino 0 points1 point ago

gtfo

[–]Major_Yippie_Skippie 0 points1 point ago

Don't know why you're getting down voted. I LOL'ed when I read this. Upvote for you sir.

[–]econymous -4 points-3 points ago

And so George Lucas resurrects a character once again for more cash

[–]kankraka 1 point2 points ago

The expanded universe is not recognized by him at all, so many books could be turned into truly awesome Star Wars movies.. but he's content to keep making us pay for the same thing over and over again.

[–]econymous 0 points1 point ago

What? That little kids cartoon isn't recognized? Last I heard, he had canceled the entire KOTOR series because they contradicted the canon of the cartoon

[–]LastRedCoat 21 points22 points ago

Now now, sometimes a massive, gaping, toothy vagina in the desert is just a cigar.

[–]Smartio 7 points8 points ago

Who the fuck left Snooki in the Desert?

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 1 point2 points ago

Most of America, hopefully.

[–]Smartio 0 points1 point ago

But we were supposed to put her in Antartica! Everyone knows the wild New Jersey Slut needs spray tans and douchebag sex to live! Deserts have real tans and some douchebags! Dammit people do your research!

[–]nwow 2 points3 points ago

Antarctica is a desert.

[–]Smartio 1 point2 points ago

A tundra. A frozen desert. Not a bright sunny one. SHE CAN STILL LIVE.

[–]Trainer_Red_ 9 points10 points ago

I bet this would get more upvotes if you had a shorter link.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 37 points38 points ago

It still took me only one click to see it.

[–]mentions_the_obvious 4 points5 points ago

[–]Reesch 0 points1 point ago

Dude, how? I had to click 5 times to power through that beast.

[–]JokerandtheThief 2 points3 points ago

You know what they say about long links

[–]luslus 13 points14 points ago

Now that I think about it, the iteration of the character on Robot Chicken is a Bro-ba Fett.

[–]BrainKatana 18 points19 points ago

As far as I'm concerned, the Robot Chicken version of Boba Fett is the canonical one.

[–]FuhrerVonSwagg 1 point2 points ago

100% agreed. He's the best.

[–]floppy115 0 points1 point ago

"hey good lookin' i'll be back to pick you up later"

[–]PeeTer_Tape 3 points4 points ago

That's the voice I read it in automatically.

[–]Ben_RavenCroft 8 points9 points ago

[–]FaithSkirata 10 points11 points ago

There's a Mandalorian subreddit!?

Sir or madam, I am in your debt.

[–]KevPham 14 points15 points ago

[–]zolfe 2 points3 points ago

I knew what it was going to be, but why did I still click the link?

[–]Jovai 0 points1 point ago

You know, it doesn't actually show anything really being done. I mean, he could just be captured very suggestively and...I'm just tempting fate at this point aren't I?

[–]Nefarious_Lobster 0 points1 point ago

Oh jeez. This is as close to tentacle porn as America gets. Although, it was probably drawn by some sort of otaku or someone like that, so it doesn't count.

And why, WHY BOBA WHY?!

[–]NotaMethAddict 28 points29 points ago

+1 for actually linking to the webcomic. That never happens.

[–]faggatron 35 points36 points ago

Except he might as well have used imgur. He's linking directly to the image file, which means the site owner has to pay for the bandwidth but without any ad impressions.

[–]the_real_jb 13 points14 points ago

Exactly. Use this link to the actual page, so the guy can get some pageviews / ad revenue.

[–]Captunawsum[S] 11 points12 points ago

Sorry

[–]PalermoJohn -4 points-3 points ago

-1 for not understanding the internet.

[–]evand4567 3 points4 points ago

Do you guys ever think about what it would be like to repost this comic?

I've seen it reposted.

Alot.

[–]Clever_and_Original 7 points8 points ago

It is probably just like having sex with my ex-wife.

[–]Nefarious_Lobster 2 points3 points ago

heeyy-o

[–]LittleGiraffe3 0 points1 point ago

Genius.

[–]projectretreat 1 point2 points ago

This explains so much about his character.

[–]trolling_for_karma 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know he was japanese

[–]Clobbertr0n 0 points1 point ago

Bib Fortuna looks freaked out.

[–]NOTAPERSONNOTAPERSON 1 point2 points ago

I have had this comic in my phone for months now.

[–]OTuama 1 point2 points ago

How can you read if you are not a person? Unless...you must be! I've always heard that the original redditors were cats! I am honored to be in your presence, oh wise one!

[–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point ago

I am totally reading this in the same Boba Fett voice from Robot Chicken.

[–]NUK380Y 1 point2 points ago

Makes me think of "Teeth".

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 0 points1 point ago

I'm right there with you.

[–]squishy-banana 0 points1 point ago

Well he does end up inside of it.

[–]honkingufo 0 points1 point ago

You don't fuck it, it fucks you.

[–]redditchao999 0 points1 point ago

And now he's literally inside it. Or was, depending on your viewpoint.

[–]imitationcheddar -1 points0 points ago

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[–]BobRedshirt -1 points0 points ago

A very spiky hallway.

[–]s0undwave 1 point2 points ago

I love Jabba's expression.

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

I think this is the first time a comic made me literally facepalm.

[–]eyren 0 points1 point ago

I know both of the guys who wrote these comics.

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

I just read that in the voice of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[–]LordEnigma 1 point2 points ago

When Star Wars: The Old Republic first came out, some friends and I made a bunch of "bro" characters. Broba Fett was one. There was also Han Brolo, Lanbro Calrissian, etc. It was glorious.

[–]Theothodos 1 point2 points ago

Now all we need is a C3P-Bro and a Brobi Wan Kenobi.

[–]cpenny20 0 points1 point ago

I think this would be funnier if it were just called Boba-Fett.

[–]tender_moments 1 point2 points ago

[Reminds of the movie, Teeth](www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/) Pretty stylish and entertaining if you never gave it a chance.

[–]Juiceman17 0 points1 point ago

I remember watching that movie shortly before losing my virginity. I knew it was preposterous, but it still made me rather concerned.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 1 point2 points ago

Well the Sarlacc paralyzes you with neurotoxins and slowly absorbs your body and mind into itself over 1000 years, all while it speaks to you. So it would be pretty interesting.

[–]MadModderX 0 points1 point ago

fett in the pit = hot dog in a hallway

[–]Sallazar 0 points1 point ago

That was my username on SW:TOR.

[–]macVillain 0 points1 point ago

INTO THE PIT OF SARLACC LITTLE DICK

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 0 points1 point ago

Jabba looks like Peter Griffin.

[–]nat3245 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the movie Teeth...

[–]iC3xM4n 2 points3 points ago

[–]nanh 1 point2 points ago

Nah man, Repsect Knuckles.

[–]MidnightCladNoctis -3 points-2 points ago

hahahaha