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[–]Diggens 87 points88 points ago

Those are men making fun of prohibitionist women.

[–]thescrapplekid 14 points15 points ago

Is it? Holy crap I've never noticed this...I always thought "wow... you'd think they would want a man to drink"

[–]yostevo052 4 points5 points ago

I was thinking along the same lines as you.... when I first saw this I was like, "I'd rather drown myself in whiskey than give any one of them so much as a peck on the cheek."

[–]Datastream 0 points1 point ago

All is now explained.

[–]Ocrasorm 21 points22 points ago

I think the "woman" in the middle right is doing Magnum!

That or maybe she is just dying from malnutrition.

[–]readdingit 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure but the woman in the middle front looks like it could be Ryan Styles

[–]smackavelli 0 points1 point ago

She would like to know how long peyote lasts.

[–]BLVD 0 points1 point ago

It's probably lupus.

[–]zendick 9 points10 points ago

never wanted to drink more

[–]Villainsoft 10 points11 points ago

Threats. You are doing it wrong.

[–]NewZJ 9 points10 points ago

Did I notice duck face?

[–]Gromitt42 3 points4 points ago

baahh stole it from me!!

First duck face in recorded history. Bottom right.

[–]Emily_theNotSoGreat 3 points4 points ago

That would pretty much be fine with me if I were alive back then.

[–]dinojr95 4 points5 points ago

My freshman history teacher showed my class this, and said he would rather drink.

[–]SonicCephalopod 1 point2 points ago

4th from the left. A man could cut himself on that lady's face.

[–]KikiCollins 1 point2 points ago

Any man's lips that touch liquor shall not touch mine.

"Your lips?"

No, my liquor!

[–]Hustle77 2 points3 points ago

I don't think I have ever seen a better reason to drink.

[–]bieberhole82 3 points4 points ago

That's funny cause I'm pretty sure any man would have to be hammered to kiss any of them.

[–]mellooo 0 points1 point ago

Bottom left in the white pointing ...

[–]Hustle77 0 points1 point ago

Obviously had a sex change.

[–]QuiteKid 0 points1 point ago

Pro-inhibition.

[–]ragnaROCKER 0 points1 point ago

far left, middle.

GANGSTER!

[–]Schwoopzy 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, worked 12 or so hours on a timeline project, and put this exact same motherfucking picture on there.

[–]retrobuddha 1 point2 points ago

continued to drink a lot

[–]spinach015 0 points1 point ago

That woman on the left,the one who is pointing. Is she a he?or a she? it bothers me!

[–]LincolnSt 2 points3 points ago

They are all guys making fun of women

[–]valiantX 0 points1 point ago

My eyes! Give me some scotch! Whiskey! Rum! Vodka! Anything to rid my conscious of these she-devils! Fuck you have nothing?! Argh, well dammit! Gimme the rubbing alcohol then!!!

[–]rraptor1985 0 points1 point ago

Wau.... I mean... Wau.

[–]Woopity3 0 points1 point ago

1919 was a great year...

[–]Hosfac 0 points1 point ago

I already don't drink...but hell, pass me the bottle! Quickly!

Before it's too late....

[–]jemistheonlyhologram 1 point2 points ago

A thoroughly un-fuckable group.

[–]SalvageOperation 0 points1 point ago

"you've got a deal"

[–]Curly92 0 points1 point ago

I think we need a face swap with the leftmost one.

[–]QuantumTycoon 0 points1 point ago

Why would they hate booze? Beer--googles could have saved them much strife.

[–]digdugsmug 0 points1 point ago

I guess they had to patronize the prostitutes.

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

this is why state's rights should trump federal laws. you should be able to live next to people who hold the same beliefs as you. if there was a state where enough people believe alcohol should be outlawed then so be it. people who don't like it can move.

[–]Celtic12 0 points1 point ago

Alcohol laws are state controlled at least insofar as age is concerned, the problem lies with the fact the fed says if you don't follow our liquor age then you get no funding for certain things

[–]mrgregg92 -1 points0 points ago

OH GOD DRINK MORE! FASTER! DRINK FASTER BOYS, THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY!

[–]scar3face -1 points0 points ago

Look at the faces of each one of those hags.

They all look like they're suffering from a hormone imbalance.

Would probably do a few of them anally after a few shots of vodka (sans condom)

[–]Canker17 -1 points0 points ago

Little did they know that THEY in fact would be drinking all the liquor.

[–]Softice4 0 points1 point ago

I need some liquor fast

[–]Bryanide3004 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap is that Dara O Briain over on the left?

[–]WheredMyMindGo 0 points1 point ago

[–]underp_ressure 0 points1 point ago

who would want to kiss them!

[–]deafis 0 points1 point ago

Now we know the origins of the ducky lips pose

[–]im_too_literal 0 points1 point ago

Before people get up-in-arms about prohibition, the main reason women fought for the temperance movement was economical.

For the majority of the temperance era, women were strongly discouraged from working outside the home. They had zero legal say over their husbands' financial decisions. That being said, there was a serious problem in some parts of the Western world where men would literally drink away their paychecks and leave very little, if anything, to pay for food and rent. Campaigning against drinking was actually a way to ensure their family's financial security.

[–]laffer313 0 points1 point ago

upper right. would bang.

[–]cletusjenkins 0 points1 point ago

I'll drink to that!

[–]gglinnith 0 points1 point ago

So this is one of those rare moments when a movie I watched with my grandparents is refered to in the modern world. I suddenly wish I'd paid more attention so this comment could offer better insight... I found the movie boring.

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

Someone never told them that it's a good way to get fucked. Even those stone cold bitches would probably get rage fucked after putting down some Jim Beam with the drunks at the bar.

[–]shibadoowaby 0 points1 point ago

Everytime i see this i look at the woman far left in the middle row and think its dara o' brien.

[–]sandradakachini 0 points1 point ago

I spot a duck face, this could be the pic that started it all.

[–]terrifyingprospect 0 points1 point ago

dude on the left looks like mr. bean, just sayin

[–]panders2reddit -2 points-1 points ago