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[–]foreverjerome 227 points228 points ago

Your title made that picture 100x better than it originally was. slow clap

[–]doctorlust[S] 43 points44 points ago

haha i truly enjoyed the picture.

[–]Squirtle07 9 points10 points ago

Props for not putting, "Only 90's redditors will get this" in your post. I hate when people do that

[–]Shakes_The_Clown 13 points14 points ago

Only 90 Redditors will get this.

[–]safety_clown_says 9 points10 points ago

shaking a clown is never the safe thing to do, a safer alternative is to nudge your clown, and as always stay safe.

[–]G_Sharpe 1 point2 points ago

I browse new and see way too much of this i spend way too much time on reddit.

[–]ClockStalker 3 points4 points ago

/u/G_Sharpe: Analyzing 362 comments and submissions over the last 224 days

Hypothesized location: Eastern North America

The Sun is a harsh master

[–]G_Sharpe 1 point2 points ago

YES. IT WORKED. but I really do spend too much time on reddit.

[–]BraveSirZaphod 1 point2 points ago

As a "not a 90s" redditor, I can confirm this.

[–]Squirtle07 0 points1 point ago

I'm a "90's" redditor, but I still hate when people do that

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 0 points1 point ago

I once stopped the wind with this jacket..... Til it got stolen.

[–]Kaminaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

Excuse me doctor, did you know that someone stole your post and is on front page with it right now?

[–]AyYiYii 23 points24 points ago

Title & picture were taken from awkward family photos. Originality has died :(

[–]supasteve013 4 points5 points ago

Scumbag op

[–]Sparklebutt69 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, title sold this one. Nice job!

[–]professorfox 183 points184 points ago

Ladies and Gentlemen. For those who don't get it, they are wearing wind-BREAKERS. Again Wind-BREAKERS.

[–]aherr01 41 points42 points ago

Thanks for this, because that's not at all what I think of when I see jackets like that.

[–]chickenbean 12 points13 points ago

you can be guaranteed they all have matching bottoms. Shell Suits.

/shudder

[–]doctorlust[S] 18 points19 points ago

it would be like a herd of shopping bags blowing towards you.

[–]ayaPapaya 6 points7 points ago

you mean swooshing towards you

[–]barrettgpeck 0 points1 point ago

swoosh, swish... silly semantics

[–]fakecandy 0 points1 point ago

Was this a 80's trend?

[–]chickenbean 9 points10 points ago

more very early nineties

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[–]fakecandy 14 points15 points ago

Thanks for reminding me Probably_Illegal. It's spelled *piece.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 2 points3 points ago

Ahh, nothing better than ironic hypocrisy..

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[–]fakecandy 0 points1 point ago

No need for you to apologize for the behavior of someone else. I actually thought it was kind of funny. I take into consideration that I'm going to run into some Asshats on the internet and I don't take it personally.

[–]Probably_Illegal 1 point2 points ago

Wow, thanks.

[–]Tannz0rz 5 points6 points ago

I used to have one that was colored black, neon green and neon blue. The 90s were stylin'.

[–]odwizard 0 points1 point ago

I like you.

[–]Elliott2 1 point2 points ago

ugh, i can only image the swooshing noise that made when they got up and moved around... ::shudder::

[–]jediwu 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for explaining that. I was like this post makes no sense. Upvote for you.

[–]Chet_Awesomelad 1 point2 points ago

Same here. We don't call them windbreakers here, so the title just seemed nonsensical.

[–]koonat 66 points67 points ago

Fucking... bravo.

Haha... so good.

[–]doctorlust[S] 31 points32 points ago

I laughed for a good 5 minutes at how much i wished i was in that family

[–]WellandOne 13 points14 points ago

So far my only laugh on r/funny today. I am actually done redditing for the day. Ending on a high note. Good night everybody.

[–]Floopa 10 points11 points ago

My only laugh as well for r/funny today. The title made the picture priceless. Touché Doctorlust.

[–]doctorlust[S] 18 points19 points ago

Please, call me Lusty.

[–]Nocturnhabeo 0 points1 point ago

I am still confused...

[–]supasteve013 7 points8 points ago

You're done when reddit says you're done

[–]Tnoel212 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I'm from Welland too. Small world.

[–]ampdgrouch 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, right. You think this is a game that we can just quit whenever we want?

[–]meangrampa 22 points23 points ago

I can imagine the rustling sound as they set up for that photo.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

For a whole year my mom dressed me in nothing but windbreakers.

[–]unholymackerel 12 points13 points ago

For a whole year my mom did nothing but break wind.

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 5 points6 points ago

For 525,600 minutes straight? That's beautiful.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 2 points3 points ago

And I thought my record of 19 seconds was impressive… I feel like crap now…

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 6 points7 points ago

Probably felt like a crap toward the end of those 19 seconds, too.

[–]t0rn4d0r3x 0 points1 point ago

You must have been the biggest badass in 4th grade! Were they Nike windbreaker suits?

[–]barrettgpeck 1 point2 points ago

nah man, adidas... or puma. you still had to get that hipster cred back in the '90's

[–]glennrosehv 8 points9 points ago

I think this has one of the best titles I've ever seen on Reddit ever

[–]stupiddickface 5 points6 points ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhwow.

[–]snacksforyou 4 points5 points ago

The bangs...THE BANGSSS

[–]TheRealEggNogAdam 6 points7 points ago

I was like '... A chance to... Blow through their bedsheets because they were constantly having children?' it took six comments and one minute for me to realize what they were wearing!

[–]kaiden333 1 point2 points ago

It took your comment for me.

[–]TheRealEggNogAdam 0 points1 point ago

I do what I can.

[–]doctorlust[S] 0 points1 point ago

I am what i am

[–]ReversePoopOperation 4 points5 points ago

how dare they break wind before me

[–]ShadowNexus 3 points4 points ago

W-w-w-w-windbreaker!

[–]McFro 0 points1 point ago

Dammit!

[–]MelisSassenach 4 points5 points ago

I KNOW HIM. I KNOW HIM.

[–]shadofx 6 points7 points ago

[–]morsecoderain 0 points1 point ago

We've all been tempted to do it. I'm pretty sure I have some saved for future karma.

[–]ebbinflo 2 points3 points ago

The title made it! upvote!

[–]notsurewhatiam 2 points3 points ago

I bet the only reason this isn't on the front page yet is because many didn't get it, but this is better than most of the shit currently there.

[–]benrbls 2 points3 points ago

[–]soulhammer4 1 point2 points ago

[–]bladerunner89 2 points3 points ago

Windbreaker? More like wind destroyer

[–]Mstroup4 2 points3 points ago

The secret to always winning at 'heads up 7 up'

[–]scribblesbetterhalf 2 points3 points ago

can I double upvote this?

[–]RyanUncensored 1 point2 points ago

I can hear the swishing noise as I look at that picture.

[–]jpflagg 0 points1 point ago

So broken

[–]expertonbreasts 0 points1 point ago

She will see this. She will know your username. Is this a risk you want to take?

[–]doctorlust[S] 2 points3 points ago

[–]expertonbreasts 2 points3 points ago

All in the name of karma :)

[–]raraparooza 0 points1 point ago

Neither did the turtles..

[–]buffering 0 points1 point ago

I didn't understand the purpose of a windbreaker in 1989, and I still don't.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

They could stop a hurricane.

[–]SyrupyEnvelope3 0 points1 point ago

i know those people.

[–]imARidge 1 point2 points ago

There must be tiny shards of shattered wind everywhere.

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 0 points1 point ago

I think the 90's were leaking a bit.

[–]renny7 1 point2 points ago

I always wanted one of the super cool iridescent pull-overs. Never got one, and I cannot say I'm mad about it.

[–]doctorlust[S] 0 points1 point ago

deep down you're a little mad.

[–]renny7 1 point2 points ago

It's been hard suppressing it all these years. That picture just tore down the gates of my repressed emotions. Looks like Salvation Army is on my list of places to go tomorrow!

[–]Kiwiteepee 1 point2 points ago

You could probably hear that family coming from a mile away. swish swish swish

[–]sexi_squidward 0 points1 point ago

I had the same windbreaker as the kid on the bottom right

[–]Anev 1 point2 points ago

Combo-breaker

...sorry

[–]came_here_2_say 0 points1 point ago

So 90's...

[–]TheTrooperKC 0 points1 point ago

It took me a while to get the joke.

[–]Erestus 1 point2 points ago

Is that Karl Pilkington?

[–]migzors 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that, they're wind DESTROYERS.

[–]chickenbean 0 points1 point ago

your Mother is Irish amirite?

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

Too much 90s. It hurts.

[–]0_Fucks 0 points1 point ago

I didn't get it, and then it hit me like ton of bricks. Well done OP, Well Done.

[–]mellophone11 0 points1 point ago

[–]chicagostyle27 0 points1 point ago

the title made this 39 times better

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

All I could think of right now is Trix Yogurt.

[–]mightbetrolling 0 points1 point ago

That feel when you wore one in grade school and it was heads up seven up day. Felt bad man.

[–]hfkjdsfas 0 points1 point ago

I think I had the same jacket as the bottom right girl when I was young. I feel ashamed.

[–]hungry138imp 0 points1 point ago

Dear somebody: Faceswaps please?

[–]hijackedflavor 0 points1 point ago

I can hear this picture.

[–]Schnitzelmann7 0 points1 point ago

kid in the middle looks like phillip defranco

[–]principessa1180 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ! WTF is with white people and disturbing family photos?

[–]madoog 0 points1 point ago

Mothers. We have at least 5 similarly awful family photos based on my mother's opinion that 'this will look lovely'. I think the floating heads in a background of black a la Bohemian Rhapsody was probably the worst of the set, closely followed by denim-and-pastel.

[–]Nocturnhabeo 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand what is going on.

[–]Bowlero 0 points1 point ago

Nice Guy Eddie's family reunion

[–]Noah_Anders 1 point2 points ago

This had me crying laughing. So good, thank you.

[–]Bottenbig 0 points1 point ago

They never won a single game of heads up seven up

[–]mockduckcompanion 0 points1 point ago

You're the hero Gotham deserves.

[–]barrettgpeck 0 points1 point ago

So many windbreakers... that poor wind, what did it do to anyone?

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

I must break you

[–]justalittledude 1 point2 points ago

That was one hell of a title. Can you please teach me how to do that?

[–]frenchypadenchy 1 point2 points ago

That title is the best title I have ever seen..

[–]Fausto1981 0 points1 point ago

the cheap and ugly suits family

[–]galaxyforsza 0 points1 point ago

Kind of makes you wonder what they wore to the family reunion.

[–]yoyosarefun 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for the clever title

[–]IrrevrentHoneyBadger 0 points1 point ago

My God, I can just imagine the noise they make as they move as a pack.

[–]AdrianNW4l 0 points1 point ago

You could hear this family coming in from across the entire mall.

[–]realhermit 0 points1 point ago

Explain...

[–]foreverjerome 2 points3 points ago

Wind breakers.

[–]realhermit 0 points1 point ago

Ah... Thanks. Get the moderately funny joke now.

[–]foreverjerome 0 points1 point ago

Are you depressed?

[–]FalseFactsOrg 1 point2 points ago

Listen to my story, its true (despite my username)
I lost a drinking bet with my friend in college and my friend dared me to wear a windbreaker to my psychology class (I also had to show up late so everyone could see me). Wearing a windbreaker didn't sound soo bad until my friend passed me his mother's straight from the 90's windbreaker. A soon as i walked in wearing this atrocity of style, the entire class and professor burst out laughing. looked something like this

[–]doctorlust[S] 0 points1 point ago

brilliance

[–]stutteringgeiser -1 points0 points ago

Terrible joke/title. Downvoted.

[–]Nydrummer76 -1 points0 points ago

That vagina has got to be a trainwreck.

[–]doctorlust[S] 1 point2 points ago

Like throwin a hot dog down a hallway.

[–]Ironn -3 points-2 points ago

Where's the joke?

[–]fractal7 -5 points-4 points ago

Is there a joke here somewhere?