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The older I get, the more I realize Abe was right. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Xeeko 92 points93 points ago

Abe was, of course, talking about dubstep

[–]Simonzi 30 points31 points ago

He probably got paid more than $250,000 that night, to look like he was getting attacked by a bee.

[–]one_happy_camper 15 points16 points ago

how hard could it bee....zzzzzzz

[–]JohnMatt 9 points10 points ago

We'll see who takes in more honey!

[–]thefreq 1 point2 points ago

Alright, do it.

[–]choiceselects 0 points1 point ago

Oh I see what you did there!

[–]reagan2016 2 points3 points ago

Who the fuck is that?

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 8 points9 points ago

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess without clicking: Skrillex?

[–]keyboarduser 1 point2 points ago

WTF how

[–]NotTheNews 0 points1 point ago

He?

I thought it was Janeane Garofalo.

[–]BCP27 -4 points-3 points ago

You jelly? I know I am.

[–]Simonzi 27 points28 points ago

Yes, of course I am. Why would I not be jealous of someone younger than me, who already has more money than I'll ever see in my life, does something they love every day, and has already traveled the whole world many times over? What is there not to be jealous of? The hair cut I guess, but if that was the trade off, I'd take it any day.

[–]larkable 5 points6 points ago

This image bugs me because it looks like his hair is super greasy. It just makes me feel unclean.

[–]zephyy 4 points5 points ago

His hair is super greasy. I've been a fan of him since he was like 16 and his hair has always looked like a greasy mess, no matter what haircut he has.

[–]typing 5 points6 points ago

This is needless to say.

[–]GuyFromSpace 0 points1 point ago

I'll Bee the judge of that.

[–]Ascott1989 -4 points-3 points ago

Careful waving puns like that around you might sting yourself.

[–]DRKS -3 points-2 points ago

Oh, buzz off.

[–]705nce -2 points-1 points ago

You're not pollen off that one.

[–]sparster -2 points-1 points ago

The hive-mind really knows how to keep these pun threads going.

[–]callgirlofcthulhu 2 points3 points ago

These are the same spastic movements I make when approached by a bee. I never thought about adding music into the equation before.

[–]SpecialEdShow 0 points1 point ago

Totally saw this being the top comment before opening.

[–]anthereddit 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have a video link for that? I want to see if it looks as ridiculous with the music paired up along with the video.

[–]AFaderDarkly 0 points1 point ago

Dubstep's not 'it' any more! Try Mumbah. Or Spaceclop. Actually, I think Spaceclop has its own reddit...

[–]chthonical 0 points1 point ago

What has been popularized as dubstep is the Limp Bizkit of the modern day.

[–]museumsarewonderful 35 points36 points ago

I used to be "with it", now I'm just "reddit".

[–]krazyhand 13 points14 points ago

Clever, I like it.

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[–]Peatore 2 points3 points ago

I love reaction gifs. It's so much easier to use a cookie cutter response than it is to actually think about why I write.

[–]EscoBeast 14 points15 points ago

`it'

[–]ZsaFreigh 1 point2 points ago

yeah I don't know what "`" is used for, but it's certainly no "'"

[–]Taylor1137 0 points1 point ago

It's a left quotation mark; its used in typesetting programs such as LaTeX to properly differentiate left and right quotes.

[–]Xeeker 1 point2 points ago

actually

[–]TheRealJarred 27 points28 points ago

Is this same post going to be a regular thing now?

[–]The_Mosephus 9 points10 points ago

it already is. where have you been?

[–]Megabert 17 points18 points ago

He's not with it.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 11 points12 points ago

He's streets behind.

[–]checkmike -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck whoever downvoted you. Community references always deserve an upvote.

[–]Urban_Savage -1 points0 points ago

Why was I thinking that was from Sunny?

[–]Kanye_Westicles 14 points15 points ago

The older I get, the more I see this posted.

[–]Draykon 3 points4 points ago

Does that mean... this picture is 'it' now?

[–]unohoo09 2 points3 points ago

`it'

FTFY

[–]kkataro 5 points6 points ago

No way! I'm gonna be rockin' forever!forever foreverforever

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

It's a lot easier if you were never with it in the first place.

[–]Reebzy 7 points8 points ago

...aaaand I tied a brown onion to my belt, which was the fashion at the time....

[–]MoonDaddy 15 points16 points ago

I wanna upvote you, but he doesn't say "brown" he just says "onion." His next line is about how they "only had those big yellow ones, because of the war."

I'm afraid he says "which was the styyyyyle at the time," too.

[–]russscott 14 points15 points ago

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

[–]MoonDaddy 3 points4 points ago

This guy... this guy knows what he's talking about.

[–]gmb0044 15 points16 points ago

I seriously seem to see this every week. Can we please just stop. We get it. People age. Shit changes.

[–]Kitsch22 25 points26 points ago

Karma... karma never changes.

[–]Itisme129 -1 points0 points ago

Or does it?

[–]MooCwzRck 7 points8 points ago

This is the first time I have ever seen it and I completely appreciate that it was posted. A fear of reposting would have prevented me from experiencing this awesome picture.

[–]gmb0044 -2 points-1 points ago

I really don't mind reposts and rarely comment about them, but this is seriously just posted far too often.

[–]pmk422 4 points5 points ago

Either I miss it every time or you have no life because it's my first time to see it.

[–]gmb0044 -3 points-2 points ago

No life? Every time it's posted it gets sent to the front page.

[–]pmk422 2 points3 points ago

I've been on reddit for half a year and have just now seen it.

[–]lol_panda -1 points0 points ago

Reddit needs to hear that "kids these days" are not going downhill or stupid because they don't have the exact same childhood they did.

[–]hellya 0 points1 point ago

Kinda like every year there is a post of someone discovering something cool in college. Been there done that.

[–]cofsirep 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone have a video link of this?

[–]Cartrodus 5 points6 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saPhxZZQCWk

[–]venom8599 0 points1 point ago

Too bad they cut out the best part. :/

[–]Cartrodus 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, tried to find a better version, but no luck.

[–]caffeine-overclock 2 points3 points ago

Twitter.

[–]mollshenanigans 0 points1 point ago

I realized this a few weeks ago when I was driving through my parking lot and said "fucking teenagers" to myself as I passed some kids. I'm 24 :-/

[–]Hazy_V 2 points3 points ago

No, it's not scary and weird, it's fucking retarded. Kids have no taste and their parents money, so exploiting them is simple and profitable.

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 2 points3 points ago

His upper lip is in front of his arm.

Korean animation at its finest.

[–]desi-merican 0 points1 point ago

its scenes like this tha made 'simpsons' magical

[–]JediMasterSam 3 points4 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel every time I miss the beginning of a new meme on Reddit. 2coms 93pts 3mos funny
The day is coming... 217coms 976pts 7mos funny
I hate how much I relate to this... at 20 349coms 1033pts 9mos funny
It's my b-day, not my reddit one, my real one. 31 564coms 1424pts 11mos reddit.com
What I think of when I see people whining about dubstep, facebook timeline, and 3D movies... 19coms 307pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]P5i10cYBiN 8 points9 points ago

This was posted more recently than 3 months ago. Pretty sure it was last week some time.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 5 points6 points ago

I remember that too.

[–]London_Bridge -1 points0 points ago

I WANNA FUCKIN RAAAAGGGGGEEEEEE!!!

[–]Baridi -1 points0 points ago

I never was with "It" and never really cared.

[–]Peatore -1 points0 points ago

So edgy. So brave.

[–]sh2248 -1 points0 points ago

I had to read that 3 times to understand it. God I'm dumb

[–]Rohaq 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes I realise that I don't get something, and that maybe I'm getting older and no longer get 'it'.

Then I realise that thing is really fucking retarded, and I'm happy to be left behind.

[–]Session 1 point2 points ago

I think being with "it" simply means being young, and trying to find your independence with tastes that are separate from your parents. Look at the South Park episode with the pokemon things, as soon as the parents started delving into "the pokemon things", the kids stopped liking it

It is a generational identity.

[–]addsomecremefraiche -1 points0 points ago

some of the new "it" sucks :( cough lil wayne cough

[–]1AshWilliams1 0 points1 point ago

Gigantic arm!

[–]JaminThaGreat 0 points1 point ago

All these little "`" things are bothering me.

[–]Coolbreezy 1 point2 points ago

I think about this line every time I see a young person expressing enthusiasm for Skrillex...

[–]ardaihm 0 points1 point ago

Is that a Led Zeppelin poster on Homer's wall?

[–]abe2323 0 points1 point ago

I agree, Abe is usually right

[–]synfin80 0 points1 point ago

Replace "weird and scary" with childish, lame, over produced, and annoying.

[–]Defender_Of_EDM 0 points1 point ago

Nice, that's really cute.

[–]Octaviom18 0 points1 point ago

Oh god....

[–]enteringthevoid 0 points1 point ago

The simpsons are pure gold.

[–]Berdiie 0 points1 point ago

With Wikipedia and Google it's really nothing short of laziness to not be "with it."

[–]gawjess 0 points1 point ago

EEPA EEPAAAA!

[–]NotAlana 0 points1 point ago

Today my teenager sisters pandora channel made me feel like my ears were going to bleed. I do not want "get nasty radio."

[–]Crallium 0 points1 point ago

Why do I have you tagged as Disappointed Arren...

[–]graverubber 0 points1 point ago

I wear it as a badge of honor.

[–]Vlaed 0 points1 point ago

When did I get old. . .

[–]TheDoktorIsIn 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly how I felt when I heard about Twitter. "This is stupid, why would anyone do this. This shouldn't even exis..... oh, I'm old. ...damn."

[–]abe320 0 points1 point ago

I'm always right.

[–]shitler420 0 points1 point ago

swag

[–]nunchuckfahk 0 points1 point ago

What is it?

[–]hyperion23 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why they used these ` instead of these ' on the front

[–]CUNT_SMASHER_69 0 points1 point ago

Didn't someone post this a couple of days ago? :(

[–]policies94 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have a video link of this.

[–]ZergKnight 0 points1 point ago

I've never been 'with it'

[–]chattyWw 0 points1 point ago

I knew it was right the first time I heard it.

[–]tobyserra 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was It, from the Stephen King book.

[–]300FeetPerSecond 1 point2 points ago

While I bet you just thought of this. I happen to not care, as it is a re-post. Less than a week old of I recall.

[–]helreidh 0 points1 point ago

Nope, was never with "it." Never will be. Get off my lawn.

[–]MathewMurdock 0 points1 point ago

I gave up 22 years ago. Also I'm only 22 years old.

[–]metamurpho -2 points-1 points ago

I was always old for my age. It started at 5, when I refused to call things "cool" because it did not make sense unless you were talking about temperature.

[–]YNot1989 0 points1 point ago

What if you never gave a shit what "it" was?

[–]afrosheen -5 points-4 points ago

meh, I'm with people who don't care and don't know what 'it' is. Life's more interesting that way.

[–]austin13ftw -1 points0 points ago

I feel like that already and I'm 15.

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