this post was submitted on
1,382 points (53% like it)
11,329 up votes 9,947 down votes

AdviceAnimals

subscribe1,451,035 readers

2,370 users here now

The mods of /r/AdviceAnimals will be doing an AMA in /r/internetAMA this weekend!

Welcome to r/AdviceAnimals

Sound advice from animals anything!

Rules

  • We're here to have a laugh, don't get too serious.

  • Follow the general Advice Animal format. Two line setup or a pinwheel background

  • No reposts, if you didn't make it, don't post it.

  • No verticals, staredad, or batman slapping comics. At all.

  • No posting memes you saw in real life.

  • Don't make memes about your friends in real life. Ever.

  • Shortened links (tinyurl, bit.ly, etc.) are not trusted by the spamfilter and will be automatically removed. Please refrain from using them.

Making Memes

Visit:

or use

  1. Please keep the 'advice' relevant to the character. If you're not sure, go to knowyourmeme.com.

  2. If you'd like to use AdviceAnimals in your comments, here's how.

Messaging the mods

  1. We are always happy to help. Please attach a link to the comments of your submission and a description of the question/problem you are having.

  2. If you can't see your submission in the new queue and think it has been filtered as spam, please double check that your new queue is ranked by new and not rising.

  3. If you still think it is in the spam filter, don’t delete your submission, message the mods instead. Deleting it will make the spam filter more likely to filter you next time you post.

  4. click here to message the moderators

  5. click here to request a new flair to be made

  6. The Adviceanimal Moderators will be doing an AMA in /r/internetAMA this weekend, so look out for that!

You might also enjoy:

Our Family

and Friends

Good Guy Gregs check the new queue


created by mesutima community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 184 comments

[–]AlmightyRedditor 130 points131 points ago

Ironically, I've already seen this too.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 7 points8 points ago

Around the Net on G4 just isn't the same since becoming a Redditor.

Hey, I saw that 5 hours ago, way to stay current G4!

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 4 points5 points ago

They're all too busy pretending to laugh at whatever terrible jokes and rapey advances towards Candace Kevin Pereira is making.

[–]jon_ossum 2 points3 points ago

What? What happened to Olivia Munn? (Yes, it's been a while since I saw G4)

[–]FuhrerVonSwagg 2 points3 points ago

Kevin and Olivia are both gone.........I've stopped watching.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 2 points3 points ago

She does shitty sitcoms now.

[–]drunkensage 3 points4 points ago

And the Newsroom, that show is definitely not shitty!

[–]WishIhadaLife21 5 points6 points ago

Kevin Pereira left ;/

[–]jeg101586 -1 points0 points ago

I bet Around the Net get's their content off Reddit!

[–]backoffbro 1 point2 points ago

I came here to point out irony too. You did a bad job though. The fact that you've seen it already is a coincidence. The fact that OP decided to talk about how non-redditors bring old shit to his attention via an old meme is ironic.

[–]AlmightyRedditor 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure everyone got what I meant. I couldn't say anything else with what I said, or else it would ruin the delivery of the joke.

[–]backoffbro 0 points1 point ago

i know. i just have a quota of ball busting and its nearing the end of the month

[–]polihigh 200 points201 points ago

yeah sometimes I pretend something my friends show me is new, just so they don't feel bad.

[–]HaggarShoes 97 points98 points ago

Nah. Now comes stage 2. Start memorizing top/funny comments from the thread. Become witty bad ass.

[–]lbutton 79 points80 points ago

"Hey look at this! Isn't that hilarious, dude?"

"yeah sometimes I pretend something my friends show me is new, just so they don't feel bad."

"Oh.. ok man.."

[–]DCBizzle 29 points30 points ago

So meta.

[–]Neosilver 9 points10 points ago

I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym.

[–]LeInterwebsFTW 4 points5 points ago

xkcd is always relevant.

[–]blueasclepius 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, it's happening

[–]JiiZZi 18 points19 points ago

Trapped_in_Reddit style!

[–]iceman0486 30 points31 points ago

Or make me look bad. It is not necessarily a good thing when every single thing they want me to see is something I saw weeks ago.

Edit for clarity.

[–]thesircuddles 14 points15 points ago

Since browsing reddit I've also found it hard to find a nice way to say that I've seen something. Most of the time I just laugh, I suppose that's the polite thing to do.

[–]Omega52 2 points3 points ago

"I agree"

[–]Tdaug1996 3 points4 points ago

since i've been on reddit, i think in memes. the internet has fucked with my brain :'(

[–]madbuttery 1 point2 points ago

[–]Tdaug1996 -2 points-1 points ago

XD that's hilarious! almost as hilarious as the one i made for ilove2dance a while ago.

[–]CavedeRave 4 points5 points ago

I have to do this with my wife else she gets offended, cause she only sees them once some obscure group has posted it to facebook which makes it at least a month after i have already seen it reposted 100 times.

[–]turchx 8 points9 points ago

just so I still have friends

FTFY

[–]aussieredditboy 6 points7 points ago

As an internet user who has been on here since before the inception of (fucking) Reddit, I can tell you that being on Reddit is the exact same thing for me - except I am you and you're the idiot friend who thinks they are laughing at the cream of the crop of new photos. Most of the shit posted on this site was posted ad nauseum for years on 4chan before it EVER reached here. And on other websites before that.

[–]polihigh 4 points5 points ago

I can tell you are telling the truth because of your web-weathered verbage

[–]albany89 1 point2 points ago

so true

[–]Mr_Papagiorgio 0 points1 point ago

I even do that with my friends who are on Reddit since I'm on here so much more than them.

[–]wpbops 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a meme with those exact words before.

glares eyes in suspicion

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend hates when I say I've seen it already so five minutes ago she showed me a picture of a cat with "haters gonna hate" on it an I had to play dumb.

[–]Pooploser-69 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Greg?

[–]paper_towels 112 points113 points ago

Unless your "non-redditor friends" are 4channers.

[–]FeepFeepOG 16 points17 points ago

In which case they'll hate you if they found out.

[–]Fresh_Pillows_Rock 1 point2 points ago

Not only that, they'll rip out your eyes and piss into your eye socket. You know, after they rape it.

[–]madmelonxtra 7 points8 points ago

Is this legitimate rape?

[–]BeMoreCareful 1 point2 points ago

a moose once bit my sister

[–]someguy73 49 points50 points ago

Honestly, that's how I feel as a 4chan veteran. I frequently see pictures on Reddit that have been on my hard drive for years.

[–]aussieredditboy 3 points4 points ago

Ergh, exactly. I don't know why I slowly merged from there to here, all I know is that from the start of my Reddit browsing I have noticed endless posting of archaic internet images under the guise of being brand new. My 4chan folder still has endless pictures that have the potential to make it to the front page (since I've watched most of it get there), but the populairty of an image is never gauranteed, it's mostly just luck that images pick up velocity on this.

[–]dr3dg 3 points4 points ago

Most people don't claim the images posted on reddit are brand new. Everything is a repost.

[–]someguy73 1 point2 points ago

Yea, I hear ya. I really need to go through my 4chan folder because apparently it's a fucking Reddit karma gold mine.

[–]disgruntled_pilot 1 point2 points ago

more convenient to browse i guess

[–]iPodLurker 12 points13 points ago

What if I told you we've seen this already

[–]LearnProgramming7 22 points23 points ago

Unless they are a 4channer. Then they get things first

[–]Lurking_Grue 22 points23 points ago

Yes... but at what COST!

[–]TrustmeIreddit 9 points10 points ago

Some gave all, all gave some

[–]Space_Bungalow 0 points1 point ago

YOUR EMOTIONS

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

*Looks up at the sky*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[–]koolgoben 5 points6 points ago

You've seen past present and FUTURE? Wow dude.

[–]faptastic6 2 points3 points ago

That awkward moment when the whole class is laughing besides you because you have already seen it..

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 2 points3 points ago

Haha, my buddy just sent me an email today saying this:

"Every Friday, my girlfriend's company sends out an email with a funny viral video, and she always forwards it to me. When I open it it is something you sent me two months ago, and when it had only 5,000 views, and not 100,000."

I felt so cool.

[–]LuckyNumberHat 1 point2 points ago

Stop. Fucking. Reposting this. Please.

[–]SecondSkin 1 point2 points ago

This is why I block people on FB who "share" George Takei's posts.

[–]aussieredditboy 4 points5 points ago

But you're the douchebag then - because when you first saw -insert meme here-, you thought it was original and you laughed - everyone from 4chan gritted their teeth at Reddit cumming in their pants over 'original' material which we had all seen years earlier. Except instead of bitching and moaning about it, we (mostly) left you to your own devices so you could circlejerk each other into thinking you were the fringe of internet hilarity, filtering out the garbage to create classics, when the truth is you created fuck all; just got suckered into liking things which had been proven to work already. You should be getting blocked for douchebag syndrome.

[–]SecondSkin 0 points1 point ago

Valid point but so what? I also prefer to call myself Old Man Secondskin than douchebag.

[–]AlterBridgeFan 0 points1 point ago

Do you know Eddsworld?

[–]LiteraryBoner 0 points1 point ago

My sister texts me funny memes a lot. THe other day she sent me the free pussy riot inappropriate bill meme. I just don't have the heart to shoot her down. So I just laugh. For her sake.

[–]accountnotfound2 0 points1 point ago

That is my life.

[–]Disconsolate -1 points0 points ago

Dude, you are so cool.

[–]BobbyD84 0 points1 point ago

Two of my coworkers have recently discovered that "ohmagerd gerse bermps" girl and keep sending pics back and forth on Facebook. Been there, saw that.

[–]bobtowned 1 point2 points ago

Unless they're from 4chan.

[–]happiest_tree_friend 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this pic already. my mind is whirling

[–]definetlynotsam 1 point2 points ago

You get a similar problem when all of your friends are redditors and have already seen anything

[–]longhofer 0 points1 point ago

I have personally experienced this at my work.

[–]Bools -1 points0 points ago

What if they told you they've already seen more tits than you will in your lifetime.

[–]b-ko 0 points1 point ago

meme transcriber, where are you when i need you?

[–]thetallestnebraskan 0 points1 point ago

Yeah this have been on here before too, asshat.

[–]LETTERSAREMOVING 0 points1 point ago

if this is true then why are there so many reposts?

[–]lilJayer 1 point2 points ago

I can relate to this completely. I feel kind of bad when I don't laugh after they show them to me. And they always say things like "There's no way you've seen these before", and accuse me of lying. Nope

[–]Platinumized 0 points1 point ago

Unless they start to show you funny pictures from their real life experiences/encounters.

[–]kyerussell 0 points1 point ago

And then you post it on reddit, anyway.

[–]TheOriginalPaulyC 1 point2 points ago

My friends could learn from this..

[–]jazzyjjr99 1 point2 points ago

i find this kinda ironic considering this is a repost

[–]MapleToothpick -1 points0 points ago

What if I told you... I've already seen this meme?

[–]le_R -1 points0 points ago

mind = blown

[–]MapleToothpick 0 points1 point ago

I'm sensing sarcasm...

[–]da_man_made_of_bread -1 points0 points ago

I say that's bullshit.

[–]AlphaSheepdog 0 points1 point ago

I only joined Reddit recently. I was stunned when I found out the rest of the world lags behind reddit in, what can only be described, as Internet years.... it is old, gone, and forgotten and then I see it again and go...oh, i remember that from last week....

[–]btryhard7 0 points1 point ago

mainly because i'm on reddit

[–]DHarry 0 points1 point ago

It's more polite and endearing to smile and laugh anyway than to say "Yeah, I saw that on Reddit." every time.

[–]Galactic777 0 points1 point ago

Ha, true! Same with stories. You remember that Dr. Seuss book a girl got as a graduation gift from her dad? That was talked about on my local radio show yesterday! He opened with "I just read this great story online"...

[–]Fredfredburger27 0 points1 point ago

so true.

[–]HurricaneHugo 0 points1 point ago

I just remember witty comments from the threads and use them as my own.

[–]Habieru7 0 points1 point ago

My brother is an avid Facebook user and once in a while he will show me pictures Ive already seen months before on Reddit.

I can tell he hates that.

[–]Nightwing11 0 points1 point ago

none of my friends show me funny pictures....because reddit made me have no friends

[–]Nevermind04 0 points1 point ago

I just don't read reddit until the late evening. I'd rather be disappointed at reddit than my friends.

[–]Fantomelvin -1 points0 points ago

My non-4CHAN friends just can't compete

[–]Jahames 0 points1 point ago

And what if told you, that 4chan made them and saw then months before?

[–]1nkyb00g 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine was showing me funny stuff from sites he goes to when I say 'already saw that on Reddit'. Then he says 'well everything comes from Reddit'. THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON HERE!

[–]Shaggy_Xx 0 points1 point ago

Please everyone, stop making this same meme.

[–]JamOutWithUrClamOut 0 points1 point ago

I even cued her to r/aww and r/pics BLATANTLY with explanations and she still decides to browse and share facebook pics. Then I have another that is so close -- exclusively browsing and posting links to imjur.

[–]relativex 0 points1 point ago

My FB feed always makes me feel nostalgic about Reddit from two weeks ago...

[–]Mustin_Dobley 0 points1 point ago

Bitch i'm from the interwebs...

[–]Fish_Master_Flex 0 points1 point ago

So you saw this post... Before you posted it?

[–]asnof 0 points1 point ago

They can compete, with funny stories from this mysterious thing I hear is called real life

[–]poopsmith666 1 point2 points ago

only if you were a 4channer back in the day too though.

only THEN would you truly have seen everything the internet has to offer.

[–]jtj-H 0 points1 point ago

Iv been on the internet so long. ill probably already seen 99% of new submissions for the next 6months on reddit.

[–]TheFourthTriad 0 points1 point ago

Why are people still using this pic of Morpheus?

[–]Shelbyram 0 points1 point ago

Every. Single. Time.

[–]sh2248 0 points1 point ago

That happens to me too. But on the off chance that they show me something new, I pretend I've seen that too. Just to protect my rep.

[–]telltaleheart22 0 points1 point ago

ughh. facebook. scroll thru it and see pictures from literelly 5 years ago like wth. see a bunch of pictures on reddit the next day its on those stupid "funny" facebook pages with different captions.

[–]Geronimo15 -2 points-1 points ago

You must be the most knowledgeable man alive.

Or an asshole.

[–]sdmcarth 0 points1 point ago

And every video on Tosh.0

[–]GeraldShopao 0 points1 point ago

OMG. I hate facebook because it's just xpost after xpost after xpost with no downvote button!!! it drives me insane!

[–]timetravel_fanof 0 points1 point ago

implying the funny stuff doesn't come from 4chan

[–]kyerussell -1 points0 points ago

I've been doing a lot of half-hearted research and plotting out where funny pictures originate and where they end up. You'll be happy to know that it's almost always reddit, however 4chan comes in second best, closely followed by someone with a private Facebook account and an Internet-savvy friend that'll pick it up and post it online. From reddit, you'll almost always see the picture on 9gag a day or two later (along with the exact title of the reddit submission), and if it's popular on 9gag it'll be posted on their Facebook page. This is around the same time that wimp.com either features it on the website or just posts it on the Facebook page; wimp.com is cool so I don't have an issue with it, but it's still part of the circle of lifeee. After it hits Facebook all hell breaks loose, it'll be posted on 9gag a couple more times and — at the same time — it'll make its rounds through the circlejerky Facebook Pages (the 'Brock Obama' page, the unofficial 4chan Facebook pages.etc) which'll cause it to be re-uploaded almost five million times on Facebook and reddit slowpokes (none of it gets past /new, reposts are fine but not a few days after the 'original' is posted). After it's made its rounds on Facebook the administrators of the Pages we all 'Liked' or 'Became a Fan' of in 2009 will pick it up and post it everywhere, this'll usually result in a loss of 'Likes' on said pages, many bitch fits are had.

After that the meme will die for a while, until someone gets lucky on reddit and the repost reaches the front page, and it all starts again.

[–]fuse2112 0 points1 point ago

Tomorrow I'm gonna go tell this to all my friends that think ifunny is way better.

[–]JaggedToaster12 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend gets pissed every time I tell her I already saw it on reddit.

[–]EmcOnTheRocks 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on ebaumsworld already

[–]SheaF91 0 points1 point ago

My dad came into my room the other day and tried to get me to laugh at this picture. Looks like the Reader's Digest is very behind the times as far as the internet goes.

[–]johyn 0 points1 point ago

So true...

[–]johyn 0 points1 point ago

Wait I've already seen this! ;)

[–]lingering_flatulence 0 points1 point ago

twice

[–]adanceparty 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes it hits twitter and news feeds so late I almost forgot about them. Then I lul in silence at how behind they are.

[–]dukishlygreat 0 points1 point ago

When my friends show me stuff now they say "remember this" because they know I have seen it all.

[–]Kooshawa 0 points1 point ago

and what if I told you that 4chan made all those pictures

[–]haleted 0 points1 point ago

You must not have any 4chan friends.

[–]joshmccrillis 0 points1 point ago

We're in the same boat.

[–]everythingistakenlol 0 points1 point ago

What if I told you I've seen this meme before

[–]meldorp 0 points1 point ago

That's why making redditor friends is no good.

[–]Murreki 0 points1 point ago

Every day at work, without fail.

[–]lightmystic 0 points1 point ago

The crazy part is when you show them a funny picture and they're like "Yeah, whatever." Then 2 months later they're like "Dude, check out this hilarious picture!" and they link you that same picture and you're all like "Seriously?"

[–]Stenchr 0 points1 point ago

Are you me?

[–]teacoopz 0 points1 point ago

This should be a Forever Alone.

[–]Aticon 0 points1 point ago

What if some of your non-redditor friends are b/tards?

[–]_CitizenSnips_ 0 points1 point ago

haha nailed it! facebook is just reddit plus about 24-48 hours. In a lot of cases its weeks behind. Even worse when they try to take credit for it.

[–]ESqu13R 0 points1 point ago

Bet you aint never been on /b/

[–]_PODS_ 0 points1 point ago

i can relate so much

[–]dwilliams292 0 points1 point ago

A couple days ago I told my sister to check out Reddit. Two hours later I had two links on my Facebook and a text asking if I saw them. Had to politely explain that I have been 10 pages deep for the last 5 months.

[–]escrow76 -1 points0 points ago

Saw this on 9gag.

[–]ppfnagain 0 points1 point ago

I have a friend that swears up and down that 'lolsnaps' is better. One day he'll join reddit and go through my comment history and find this post, so I'll leave this here.

Brian, you're my best friend. You've always been like a brother to me, but damn it lolsnaps sucks. Thanks for finally listening to me and joining reddit.

[–]imnocatlady 0 points1 point ago

How I feel when I try to show my boyfriend something funny...he is a redditor

[–]wickwotan 0 points1 point ago

Some people call this sad. I call this Life!

[–]supertaco_12 0 points1 point ago

Lol This is what it was like with my GF...that is til I converted her.

[–]ThrasherContinue 0 points1 point ago

The rest of my family uses 9gag

[–]Rescuedmike 0 points1 point ago

what if i told you, you said that in morpheus voice.

[–]Prettymotherfucker 2 points3 points ago

Redditors seem to think that this site is the be all end all of the internet. It's fucking not. It's great and I love it, but there were sites around before this (4chan, 420chan, etc.) that created much of Reddit's content. And many of these sites still generate OC, unlike Reddit this summer...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Every.single.time

[–]whatupnig -1 points0 points ago

What if I told you you're just a hipster who is will never find satisfaction because you think you already know everything?

[–]momo010 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody else ever notice there is a gun pointed at Neo's head in Morpeus's glasses reflection.

[–]snumfalzumpa 2 points3 points ago

first time i noticed it!

[–]EnlightenedNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]LuciferThoth 0 points1 point ago

every time my wife shows me something funny iv seen it, every time!

[–]MrCaldas -4 points-3 points ago

Annnnnnnnnnnd repost

[–]samcornwell -1 points0 points ago

This is me. Embarrassingly so.

[–]bumfighter3000 0 points1 point ago

You must be proud

[–]chadpatrick -1 points0 points ago

I would say that you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

[–]GayLoveSessions 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is pulp literature to 4chan's more refined, complex James Joyce novel. Whereas the clean cut, simplistic layout of reddit appeals to even the most novice of bored neckbeards at work, 4chan serves as a reward for those who wish to look deeper into the field and stimulate their minds.

[–]colinmurphy00 -2 points-1 points ago

Really dude? SERIOUSLY??? You stole this from reddit, waited two months, and just posted it again?? You're a cunt. Go die.

[–]T_Mucks -2 points-1 points ago

What if I told you thousands of people take funny pictures everyday?

What if I told you you've been living in a world where the same couple of thousand of photos are reposted between a close network of web sites through which those photos got popular?

What if I told you there is absolutely no way to have received all the information in any such broad category within the ever-expanding data clusterfuck that is the internet?

Welcome to the matrix, bitch.

[–]gender_bot -3 points-2 points ago

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:
* 90% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
* Gender is male with 79% confidence
* Approximate Age is 28 with 98% confidence
* Persons mood is sad with 53% confidence
* Persons lips are sealed with 77% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

[–]ONicholasCage -2 points-1 points ago

Saw this on 9gag.