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[–]EVD12 21 points22 points ago

This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow!

[–]Derpybro 6 points7 points ago

Pirate so brave, on the seven seas

[–]Boondocks44 4 points5 points ago

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

[–]NovaPrime15 4 points5 points ago

Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze

[–]streetfighter178 14 points15 points ago

I'll upvote anything with Captain Jack Sparrow in it.

[–]The_Mosephus 7 points8 points ago

i'll upvote anything with Christina Perri in it..

[–]radiosnatch 10 points11 points ago

Someone ruined it for me and now I can only hear " Jar of farts" :/

[–]Anthonyy15 2 points3 points ago

You son' bitch

[–]Ian1732 7 points8 points ago

Uuuuuurgh, I loathe Christina Perri with a passion. Probably because my sister listens to her without headphones all the time, and her songs all surround the same topic of her getting manipulated by a douchebag.

[–]zShwagg -2 points-1 points ago

I know this is really off topic, but IRL I have the same name as you. Anyway, just for the record, a lot of artists nowadays are like this, and it annoys me too. Thankfully, we have record players, old CDs and YouTube to help with that.

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

Brofist for a fellow Ian!

[–]the_dissonance 10 points11 points ago

Sigh... Okay, two things. 1. It's a repost. 2. Terrible title. There. I've done my hating for the day.

[–]Killjoyxtrm 4 points5 points ago

Did somebody say repost?

title comnts points age /r/
Captain Jack Sparrow 1com -3pts 1mo funny
Jar of hearts... 86coms 1029pts 2mos funny

To be fair, it's not like some with 8 or more entries, it's only front-paged once, and that was quite a few months ago.

[–]Holy_Ponchos 0 points1 point ago

Saw it before, made me laugh again. Therefore, up-voted.

[–]Killjoyxtrm -2 points-1 points ago

I agree. It's still funny, because it's a good joke... it's just not OP's good joke.

[–]J4Seriously 0 points1 point ago

That's not good either, nothing should be reposted more that zero times, how about some originality.

[–]justalittlebleh 4 points5 points ago

I've got a jar of diirt, I've got a jar of diiiiiiirt, and guess what's inside it?!

[–]animechick7 0 points1 point ago

This made my day. Jack Sparrow is the best!!

[–]lhl274 0 points1 point ago

Jack SPARRAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

/Jon Hamm

tor-TUUGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[–]Black-Fedora 0 points1 point ago

This is so old, it's become one of those share and like things in Facebook.

[–]Redditisquiteamazing 0 points1 point ago

This is good, but I swear I've seen this beforE on reddit... No up vote, but no down vote.

[–]Stoy 1 point2 points ago

Oh crap. Is this the moment I got too old to "get it"? : (

[–]The_Mosephus 1 point2 points ago

the top pic is christina perri singing her song: Jar of hearts

the second one is jack sparrow, holding a jar with a heart in it.

[–]Dimonah 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for this! Now that song isn't half as creepy/scary as it was before!

[–]TheStatic -3 points-2 points ago

What movie is the chick from?

[–]The_Mosephus 4 points5 points ago

Christina Perri.

she's not from a movie. she's a singer/songwriter... but back off, she's mine!

[–]TheStatic 1 point2 points ago

Thanks

[–]virusrt -5 points-4 points ago

you can have her and her fucked up mouth.

[–]The_Mosephus 2 points3 points ago

because i'm sure you're perfect in every conceivable way...