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[–]Mooseheaded 179 points180 points ago

[–]Razor_Storm 44 points45 points ago

I love that it loops so well

[–]KittenWithMittens 0 points1 point ago

It ought to. It's reversed when the dog stops moving...

[–]newtothelyte 64 points65 points ago

"I laugh every time" = I'm about to repost

[–]iamagainstit 18 points19 points ago

"i totally know this is repost but i am going to post it anyway"

[–]telfman123 10 points11 points ago

It's better than claiming its OC when it's not.

[–]mastervisaamex 79 points80 points ago

[–]alpha69 28 points29 points ago

The best was "They brought A1. We brought C4"

[–]Coolguyzack 4 points5 points ago

Oh god. Runescape memories flooding through

[–]fleming222 7 points8 points ago

It's the second moo that perfects it.

[–]Alonewarrior -1 points0 points ago

I read it in more of a calm type voice.

[–]AdolfHusainBinladin 44 points45 points ago

Do you even lift?

[–]Chaster321 12 points13 points ago

FIGHT ME IRL

[–]K1ND_BUDZ 11 points12 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]Chaster321 9 points10 points ago

lol ur just mad cuz i fukd ur mom lol fag

[–]gfantom 5 points6 points ago

1v1 m3 y0 1ll quicksk0p3 u s0 f4st yull t4k3 a sh1t

[–]Chaster321 2 points3 points ago

fuk u bro its past my bedtim3 nd if my mom sees me ill get grundd from cod

[–]methamp -1 points0 points ago

... And on Reddit!

[–]DEINSTITUTIONALIZED 30 points31 points ago

How about this time?

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 13 points14 points ago

Mad cow disease, alright.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 22 points23 points ago

Madagascar has closed its ports.

[–]jethroboom 4 points5 points ago

DAMMIT, EVERY TIME

[–]Hurricane_Michael 10 points11 points ago

About 6 months ago, the original post said this was the first time the cows had been released in the spring.

[–]jethroboom -4 points-3 points ago

Probably not the original post then either.

[–]Inamanlyfashion -1 points0 points ago

Denny Crane.

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[–]I3gumbyI3 41 points42 points ago

So, what you're saying is, this has been posted before?

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[–]redaa 4 points5 points ago

or 27 times...

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 9 points10 points ago

And the best anyone could come up with in all of that was:

"Mooooooo-ve bitch get out da way"

[–]morachan -2 points-1 points ago

I don't care how many times its been posted, I will upvote it because it makes me laugh every time :)

[–]thechoclatewonder 4 points5 points ago

I didn't even realize cows could move like that.

[–]BinaryRunt 0 points1 point ago

It's when they are outside for the first time after winter. They get all crazy because of their new freedom.

[–]AJzer 35 points36 points ago

I don't care how many times people udder the word repost, I am suede to upvote every time I steer at it. Milk it for everything it's worth, OP. The time is cow!

[–]Sparkyyy[S] 26 points27 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/uR9Sr.jpg

Also, I like you.

[–]AJzer 19 points20 points ago

[–]Sparkyyy[S] 13 points14 points ago

[–]Don2k12 64 points65 points ago

Alright you two, this is getting weird...

[–]Reqol 17 points18 points ago

Get a room!

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[–]millivolt 10 points11 points ago

Reminds me of this gif.

[–]Sodfarm 2 points3 points ago

Is it possible for a gif to suffer from a serious case of too much jpg?

[–]YoureInAGhostStory 0 points1 point ago

Too much gif?

[–]orphanitis 6 points7 points ago

lik if u cry everytim

[–]Dragoryu3000 -3 points-2 points ago

lik dis if u laff everytim

[–]GhostofSteveMartin 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes I am the biggest hypocrite because if I see a repost I did't like that much I downvote, but if I see a repost I love I upvote.

Lucky for you OP I fuckin love this gif.

[–]huskerfan4life520 16 points17 points ago

Glad you laugh every time, because it's reposted every other week.

[–]Sparkyyy[S] 49 points50 points ago

[–]irunthepeg 25 points26 points ago

Fuck that guy, OP, I laughed. AND I upvoted.

[–]redaa 1 point2 points ago

my natural internet skepticism is kicking in so i don't know whether to believe he knew it was was overposted or not...

I will take time to think about this tomorrow morning during the weekly sacrifice to Tonatiuh.

[–]irunthepeg 0 points1 point ago

As long as I'm not seeing three threads on the same image within the same day I'm usually okay with seeing reposts in a week or two, as long as they make me laugh. If you post something once and it gets a bad response and then you post it again, you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]gH0o5T -1 points0 points ago

Yea, that picture has like limitless repost tickets.

[–]Kateraide 0 points1 point ago

It made me smile.... :)

[–]CowFu 11 points12 points ago

I hadn't seen it, and it's highly relevant to my interests.

[–]robersz -1 points0 points ago

Who cares? if it get upvotes it means people like it. I personally hadn't seen it.

[–]scormz -2 points-1 points ago

Complaining about reposts is just as annoying...

[–]theHip 0 points1 point ago

This comment is a re-comment guys.

[–]Jakeyyz 5 points6 points ago

How have I only just found this .___.

[–]sassooooo 2 points3 points ago

I don't

[–]inanevoyage 2 points3 points ago

This is exactly like the beginning of an NFL game.

[–]capt_slim -1 points0 points ago

You Mad Cow Disease

[–]MasterNyx -1 points0 points ago

Do you even lift?!

[–]Kozik57 -1 points0 points ago

What is the first post of this? I want to save it...

[–]coghlan -1 points0 points ago

Ya, I don't want any because those cows with guns are going to come and get me... I think I'll leave you alone cow.

[–]Cantore18 -1 points0 points ago

Fucking glorious.

[–]TheCrazedCow -1 points0 points ago

Laugh it up

[–]bad_situation 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of playing competitive video games with my 10 year old nephew.

[–]Dart93 -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck did I just witness?

[–]ShivShaail -1 points0 points ago

[–]Tempest753 -1 points0 points ago

Many gifs would be so much funnier if there weren't stupid captions thrown all over the place.

[–]MatthiasReim 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ace-O-Matic 0 points1 point ago

Can I repost this next week?

[–]UltimateEmber 0 points1 point ago

I laugh at your repost

[–]turbofucker 0 points1 point ago

evrtm

[–]Rokmanfilms 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how the camera man recording this cow, when this was happening, was able to not fall over from laughter...

[–]2Swag4U 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of 9gaggers.

[–]Faajitas 0 points1 point ago

Hard rock + this gif.... Hahahaha

[–]reputably26 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that guy, OP, I laughed. AND I upvoted.

[–]Epistemology-1 1 point2 points ago

Also:

*every time

[–]Arousingly_Awkward 1 point2 points ago

I don't care how often this gets posted, I still love this gif.

[–]flwrgirlnerd89 0 points1 point ago

I never knew how funny cow could be

[–]JakanoryJones -1 points0 points ago

I couldn't breathe first time i saw this!

[–]brendanp8 -1 points0 points ago

I laugh evertim FTFY

[–]ThatOneTwo -1 points0 points ago

Upvot if u laff evertim.

[–]Limitless101 -1 points0 points ago

Repost...

[–]shifty1032231 -1 points0 points ago

Mooooooooooove Over, Bitch!

[–]jethroboom 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad you laugh every time, it makes me happy, because we see this pretty damn often.

[–]awesumjon -1 points0 points ago

=_= Not sure if trying to punk me. . . Or mad cow disease

[–]boeuf-et-oeuf 1 point2 points ago

That is a happy cow.

[–]Kingfin -2 points-1 points ago

Been posted before.

[–]Falcon555123 0 points1 point ago

I think I found a new favourite .gif

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[–]Arizzletron 4 points5 points ago

The hivemind dynamic:

"Wow, this is really great, what a laugh I had! But if I ever see this again, so help me god I will destroy my keyboard in a violent fury consisting nothing but the word 'REPOST'."

Nothing good comes from going on a post and going on about reposts. If you care enough to comment about it, take the time to do something useful like go through r/new and downvote reposts.

[–]ItinerantDegenerate 1 point2 points ago

Commenting on a respost and doing something "useful" in r/new aren't mutually exclusive actions.

[–]RickyMEME 2 points3 points ago

you get downvoted for stating this is a repost which it blatantly is, as you said........ what is with this site lately?

[–]opi8 0 points1 point ago

hey ive never seen this and it made me lol so thanks

[–]Prinkster 0 points1 point ago

I bet it would be funnier if you added even more words to it.

[–]callseveryonefaggot -1 points0 points ago

and I bet it would be even funnier if you came back in a week and posted the same thing!

here's a tip for you faggot, no one gives a flying fuck 'how you feel' or what makes you laugh, or what you think is 'a gem'...now fuck off please you're giving me a headache

[–]Chloeasha 0 points1 point ago

Lik dis if u laff evrytym

[–]johnyg -2 points-1 points ago

i used to laugh at this one....until it was REPOSTED for the 100th time!

[–]n00bkye -2 points-1 points ago

Repost. I mean seriously you can even see the senorgif logo!

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[–]CAPSLOCK_AND_RAPE 2 points3 points ago

Dont complain about reposts. reddiquette

Listen to the song if you dont want to read it.

[–]knomz -2 points-1 points ago

dude fucking hilarious!

[–]sauze -3 points-2 points ago

Upvote for a Winkler homie.