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[–]HWDylan 47 points48 points ago

This is far more common then anyone would like to believe. I work at a Target and in the 8 years I have been here I have seen this multiple times.

One time a lady shit on the floor right in front of the jewelry counter because the line was too long and she was mad about it. It is also common for people to shit on clothes in the dressing room.

[–]iamadogforreal 58 points59 points ago

I could have gone my whole life not knowing those facts.

[–]HWDylan 25 points26 points ago

It sucks having to know how disgusting people get when they don't get their way.

How does shitting on the floor in public even become an option?

[–]FrisianDude 5 points6 points ago

Slightly before punching them in the face does.

[–]redclocks 16 points17 points ago

That's the first time I've heard of a spite poo from someone older than 3.

[–]0verdr1ve 2 points3 points ago

Why, this study for example claims that throwing poop is a sign of intelligence.

[–]h3rpad3rp 19 points20 points ago

Yet somehow there are people who don't think we are related to apes.

[–]K4ge 20 points21 points ago

We aren't related to apes. We ARE apes.

[–]Pecksniffer 0 points1 point ago

classic comment

[–]JPjulio 0 points1 point ago

classic schmosby

[–]jesticle 4 points5 points ago

It is also common for people to shit on clothes in the dressing room.

it's ...common?

[–]HWDylan 0 points1 point ago

You have no idea how many time I have seen that... I am scared for life.

[–]The_Original_Gronkie 6 points7 points ago

It should be happening every day in every aisle of every Walmart just on general principle.

[–]LocalMadman 2 points3 points ago

I saw this when I worked at Wal-Mart as well. Some people have no decency.

[–]FrisianDude 6 points7 points ago

Indeed. I can't possibly imagine just walking off after shitting without wiping!

[–]alpacalips42 0 points1 point ago

Eat lotsa fiber!

[–]FrisianDude 1 point2 points ago

Still gonna wipe, even if just for security.

[–]wendigo-go 7 points8 points ago

Well...Wal-Mart...

[–]charol_astra 1 point2 points ago

Some context from a previous thread about it. Guess this is way more common than I ever expected.

[–]Ckw89 1 point2 points ago

Or smearing their shit on the walls. Wtf people? Just...why?

[–]lullabyrequiem 0 points1 point ago

Was the woman made to clean it up??

[–]Hoodedki 0 points1 point ago

Do these people ever get in trouble? Like arrested or something?

[–]Pecksniffer 81 points82 points ago

For the edification of any budding scatologists, she is likely to have done what is known in the trade as a 'ghost' poo; a turd that requires no wiping and returns a clean sheet upon inspection. This is not to be confused with the legendary 'double-ghost' which, having conflated its former keeper by it's conspicuous absence on the paper, is not visible in the pan either, the fortuitous effect of gravity having aided it on its course around the u-bend.

[–]n3ovice 10 points11 points ago

Don't know why, but I laughed to the point of tears

double edit: reddit

[–]mitigel 19 points20 points ago

From the early days of the web, I present you with... the shit list.

[–]Instantwinner1 1 point2 points ago

I just laughed so hard i nearly shit myself!

[–]Ghilanna 1 point2 points ago

that type should be in the list as well

[–]Gooberpatrol66 1 point2 points ago

Angelfire...

[–]smokedogg 0 points1 point ago

I always encounter the jack the ripper.

[–]Deeman9 1 point2 points ago

More like from the early days of Spencer's gifts

[–]nanoage 0 points1 point ago

I just read this while pooping.

[–]wdejr 3 points4 points ago

Point Tears, it's quite a pretty cove isn't it? Sometimes when i been goin' steady with a gal for a while I'll take her to Point Tears in my '57 Chevy and kiss her.

[–]n3ovice 5 points6 points ago

upvoted.. ..dick

[–]wdejr -1 points0 points ago

Doesn't Matter; Got Upvoted

[–]mitigel 1 point2 points ago

From the early days of the web, I present you with... the shit list.

[–]n3ovice 2 points3 points ago

When I saw that I was going to angelfire, I knew I was going somewhere special, somewhere like point tears.

[–]scigs6 1 point2 points ago

Poetry

[–]Thomsenite -1 points0 points ago

poo-etry

[–]degenerate_imbecile 0 points1 point ago

wut

[–]tttruckit 0 points1 point ago

I don't think so, dude. That shit went splat, was clearly not a log. Ergo, she probably had the shits. This comment is going to look so weird on my profile...

[–]Pecksniffer 0 points1 point ago

Possibly, although one has to take into account sphincter exit velocity, aperture size, distance to receptacle and contact velocity. Clearly this was ejected with some considerable heave.

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

This guy knows a thing or two about these matters.

[–]h0nor 0 points1 point ago

I could never be a scatologoist... I would be shitting myself from laughing all day.

[–]jforteza 13 points14 points ago

One... single... plop

[–]i_go_to_uri 5 points6 points ago

Musta been a no-wiper!

[–]superdude4agze 4 points5 points ago

Nah, there was a second nugget. Use RES to drag the photo to enlarge, watch as she goes to get up after the initial plop and she squats a bit more then you see a single pixel of poo land next to the initial pile.

[–]n3ovice 5 points6 points ago

enhance

[–]jforteza 1 point2 points ago

...you thought too much into it... but I liked your play-by-play there

[–]cjmook21 0 points1 point ago

Looks like she did a little shuffle to shake the shit off since she didn't have toilet paper.

[–]jforteza 2 points3 points ago

I noticed that subtle ass shake.. but then was captivated by her robot-like turn down the next isle

[–]moparornocar 13 points14 points ago

Damn, she did that with speed and precision.

[–]evilted 6 points7 points ago

I wish I could poop that quick. Then again, I enjoy my moment of solitude at work.

[–]Rheaonon 0 points1 point ago

You're also getting paid for it. So there's that...

[–]chibucks 8 points9 points ago

it's even better this way...

http://reversegif.com/3lf2

[–]HomieGSkillitBiskitt 8 points9 points ago

Are we going for the gold medal for how many times we can post this in a week? Because I think we just hit 14.

[–]tehgama95 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time it's been posted in a month...

[–]HomieGSkillitBiskitt 0 points1 point ago

So I exaggerated a bit, but still. This has been posted a lot.

[–]stationcommando 1 point2 points ago

Anything that's already been on Tosh.0 shouldn't get posted again. New rule.

[–]tehgama95 0 points1 point ago

Not everyone watches Tosh.0

[–]altbaby 4 points5 points ago

well... she seems to live by the "if you gotta go, you gotta go" rule...

[–]Hero4sale85 10 points11 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
What i think "Catching Fire" did to the hunger games trilogy.[NSFW] 9coms 5pts 26dys funny
Hit and Run 541coms 898pts 5mos WTF
No she didn't ... ? 2coms -2pts 1mo WTF
Saw it on Tosh.0 and just found it again off Tumblr. 14coms 41pts 1mo WTF
When you have to go 9coms 13pts 6mos WTF
I guess sometimes you just gotta go. 14coms 15pts 7mos WTF
The poo bandit 9coms 28pts 7mos WTF
poop 522coms 755pts 7mos funny
Speed pooping [NSFW] 3coms 32pts 6mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]jforteza 2 points3 points ago

Who cares..? I missed it the.. let's see... nine other times it was posted. Glad I caught it now

[–]iSunMonkey 8 points9 points ago

Did you even read the comment?

[–]xomokaox 1 point2 points ago

Wtffffffff.... I wanna see someone's reaction to that when hey walk by lol full video?

[–]Inspector-71 2 points3 points ago

She forgot to wash her hands

[–]androidsixteen 0 points1 point ago

And wipe her bum

[–]mikeyRamone 3 points4 points ago

Bad Luck Brian on his first day on the job could have never imagined what he was in for when the page came across the PA system: "Clean up Aisle 12"

[–]Toodlez 0 points1 point ago

Completely normal when you work at a pet shop... people don't think to walk their dogs before bringing them in the store...

[–]akakillacal 0 points1 point ago

Guess there isn't a bathroom there

[–]PCPhD 1 point2 points ago

Why didn't she shit in the toilet paper aisle?

[–]Djesley 0 points1 point ago

she did, sort of, notice tha keft portion of the gif

[–]mynameismotherfucker 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that's what happened at work the other day... I work at Target, and we found a piece of poop on the ground with no other evidence.

[–]haywardmj 1 point2 points ago

Funnier the first time it was posted.

[–]panictim 0 points1 point ago

Just a casual drop and shop.

[–]swiftpants 0 points1 point ago

shit happens

[–]chicago69 0 points1 point ago

That's the fastest poo I've ever seen.

[–]Pheeshy 0 points1 point ago

I hope she went to the toilet paper section afterwards. How can you walk around without wiping your ass? Plus you would probably still smell like shit.

[–]cute_monger 0 points1 point ago

She has taken the art of passing gas to a whole other level. Bravo.

[–]AnalSupremacy 1 point2 points ago

My brother actually had the same episode once in the grocerystore he works in. An old lady just couldn't keep her shit in at all and decided to just pump that motherfucker out right between some shelves and later on asked if she could borrow a toilet. When she had gone, my brother were to use the toilet and found used toiletpaper just lying there on the floor about 10m away from the toilet, like if she was trying to make a fucking bloody hell out of everything. I laughed so fucking hard when he told me. It made me fucking CRY. Never before has an elderly person made me laugh as much as I did. Almost like I wish I was working there at that time just to like experience it myself.. Fucking hell, I'll just stop, my humour is probably way too absurd

[–]TolmanP 1 point2 points ago

Something like that...makes you wanna catch them in the act, drag them back, and rub their nose in it. "Do you see what you did? NO! BAD!"

[–]honglath 0 points1 point ago

i bet the cleaner was glad she didn't have diarrhea

[–]OferZak 0 points1 point ago

She didn't even wipe

[–]bowhiker 0 points1 point ago

Shit happens.

[–]RenegadeBAM 0 points1 point ago

Is anyone else thinking that the didn't get to wipe?

[–]CinnamonToastCrack 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLXS7HQAdv4

[–]terrordactoll 0 points1 point ago

Why? What compels someone to do this shit? I work at a McDonald's and people shit on the floors all the time. I just don't get it.

[–]dokenmoken 0 points1 point ago

Oh America, the birthplace of fucked up.

[–]pandavega 0 points1 point ago

you guys have never gotten one of those "holly shit my insides are about to implode in the next 5 seconds" feeling before?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You do not post videos of my girlfriend without her permission, you SOB!

[–]Runsapuusa 0 points1 point ago

That's gotta leave one hell of a rash later on..

[–]ZeDocktor 0 points1 point ago

It's not always just being disgusting. My grandmother used to shit herself when she was in public due to some kind of social condition that made her incredibly nervous. I don't remember exactly what it was, as I was 6 or 7, but she shit in the middle of an aisle in a Walmart one day while no one was looking. I didn't know what was going on. Looking back on it, it must have been extremely embarrassing. This lady looks older, so maybe it's the same thing. I dunno.

Sorry if I'm an idiot.

[–]mrsuckmypearl 0 points1 point ago

Fucking repost

[–]shadowguise 0 points1 point ago

When I worked in a grocery store, someone pooed in the women's restroom and spread it around the floor. It was all over the place and you could see finger marks like she was fingerpainting.

The only other WTF I had was when there was menstrual blood all over the floor. Again, all over the place.

Come to think of it, the women's restroom was always, ALWAYS more nasty than the men's. Men may miss the toilet and get piss on the floor at worst, but women squat. Yay, piss on the floor AND the toilet seat! Fucking A.

[–]xeonrage 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this again

[–]ixdriver 0 points1 point ago

Someone decided to shoot up in one of the dressing rooms at the Fred Meyer I work at. There was blood splattered on the walls and they apparently peed on the floor as well. I felt so bad for the lady who had to clean it up.

[–]mistahowe 0 points1 point ago

I swear this must get reposted at least once a week

[–]I_HaveAHat 1 point2 points ago

Is anyone else impressed with how fast she was?

[–]NightmanSC 1 point2 points ago

dam she dropped that deuce pretty dam quick. im impressed

[–]idunnothis 0 points1 point ago

imagine the store clerk going, what the fuck is this shit?

[–]LeftoverBoots -1 points0 points ago

Aside from all the times this had been reposted on reddit, this has been featured in numerous "true life" shows, Tosh.0, ridiculousness, etc.

Enough. We've seen it, you karma whoring faggot.

[–]simplejack0113 0 points1 point ago

how the fuck do you notice something like that?

[–]incoherentpanda 0 points1 point ago

When I was 15 I went with my family to an all you can eat buffet. They decided to hit the grocery store after, and man did I have to shit like nothing I have ever felt before. I get in there and start looking for the restroom. I look for the common spots for there to be a restroom, but I just can't find it. I stop for a second to try to squeeze and get a hold of myself before I accidentally let loose. Right when I try to take a step again bam! A solid log forces its way out into my boxers. It rolls out of the leg and down my pants. It gets stuck between my pant leg and shoe so I try to slowly waddle to the bathroom(wherever it is) so I can lob it in the toilet. I get about three steps and it falls out... I look around and I don't see anyone so I kick it under the lip of the nearest shelf and walk away as if nothing happens. Little did I know that it had left a greenish yellow streak from my butt to the bottom of my pants...

[–]redjubear 0 points1 point ago

It's a bit too late to be returning that food.

[–]Alaska555 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck would do that!!!!!??????

[–]sdwrage 0 points1 point ago

Aww she laid an egg :) Bet that thing hatches as a cashier.

[–]flyhighboy 0 points1 point ago

Instant Poop Maker.

[–]trugstomp 0 points1 point ago

I like how her arse is pixelated but not the shit.

Anyway our company shares toilets with a couple of others and one day I went into the toilets to take a piss. The place was absolutely rank but I just passed it off as someone having just done a shit and left. Later that day I went to take my own shit and the place still stunk. When I opened the door the stall I was greeted with a sloppy shit sitting on the floor, about 10 centimetres from the bowl. Turns out one of the other businesses let some old bloke use the toilet.

I drove home that day to go to the toilet and didn't use the office one again for atleast a week.

[–]u_kno_wat_im_saying 0 points1 point ago

pit stop on isle 3

[–]strawicky 0 points1 point ago

I worked at Dillard's for awhile and saw some pretty nasty stuff like pee and poo in fitting rooms. Lots of used and gross feminine hygiene products stuck to the walls.... It was awful.

[–]theredditnarc 0 points1 point ago

fucking hawt. id run up and penetrate her pooper as punishment.

[–]michzoozoo 0 points1 point ago

That's ok.. One day I was driving to work and I stoped at a light on my street.. And when I looked over I saw my neighbor crouch down and take a shit on the side walk.. He then proceded to scrape it off with his foot..

[–]clam_chips 1 point2 points ago

Clean up on aisle...

Number 2.

[–]Stekpannadeath 0 points1 point ago

Weird the way she turns the corner, like a robot. A pooping robot.

[–]AllMustSuffer -1 points0 points ago

That's what happens when you don't let your customers use the restroom.

[–]Reddit_Riding_Hood 1 point2 points ago

Actually this woman just walked in, did her business, and left..

[–]fetsalad 0 points1 point ago

When you gotta go, ya gotta go....

[–]Raymond_Carver -2 points-1 points ago

Eddie Izzard?

[–]crazyex 0 points1 point ago

Shop til you drop!

[–]iheartbakon[!] 5 points6 points ago

Shop til you plop!

FTFY

[–]Kenpochad -2 points-1 points ago

Don't you think she waited to get home to whip?

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

Shopped. I can tell by the shitsels.

[–]1985jack000 -1 points0 points ago

This is where I would use the term "shat". For some reason it has a ring like, one did a shit very quickly, with a sound like "slap"...

[–]Juztin747 -3 points-2 points ago

Must of been a clean cut poop, I'd hate to imagine anyone would walk around with a shitty arse crack!

[–]goldheavy 5 points6 points ago

i feel as if her pooping so nonchalantly in the aisle is a good indicator shes riding dirty constantly.

[–]32_Wabbits 3 points4 points ago

They see me poopin'... They hatin'...

[–]nofugginwayz -4 points-3 points ago

There is a a good reason for this shitting incident .. She REALLY had to go and couldn't cringe her ass cheeks together any longer . When you gotta go , nigga you gotz to go .

[–]Jehad555 -4 points-3 points ago

Now that's a dude can't hold his poo

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