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[–]TheDaggle 94 points95 points ago

This is not unusual. The college town near me has a standing "celebrity cup" rule for cops. All law enforcement officers get a free throw when checking parties. As long as they don't drink it isn't against any rules.

[–]pegcity 77 points78 points ago

There was a story kicking around my friends old dorm that a cop came to check on their tailgate and was scolding the RA (guess he knew him, or someone sold him out?). Some drunk kid handed him a ball, he took it and went back to scolding the RA, assuming he wasn't going to throw the team on the other side turned away and started talking to each other, cop turns and bounces the ball into one of the two remaining cups, elimination bounce celebrity shot, I still don't believe it.

[–]JELLY__FISTER 37 points38 points ago

Elimination? The way we play around here, you can't win on a bounce shot or anything that would knock out both remaining cups

[–]ForcefulXCon 55 points56 points ago

Every town is different. Shit, every party has house rules.

[–]IZ3820 10 points11 points ago

The last party I went to had a rule that, if you can knock the cup off the table with the ball, it counts.

[–]Pycckuu 19 points20 points ago

I use this rule, if you have so little beer in your cup that a PONG ball can knock it over, you deserve it.

[–]Apex_Fail 5 points6 points ago

Or if the other guys are acting like dicks. Was at a party and two guys kept talking shit to my friend (not the usual banter, just acting like assholes) so he wound up like a MLB pitcher and nailed the last cup off the table. It was funny until they took it way too seriously...

[–]Iggynoramus1337 6 points7 points ago

For sure. We have Rebuttal, where if you sink all of a teams cups, they get to shoot till they miss, and if they sink all your cups, then it goes back to a three cup standoff.

[–]rolandgilead 15 points16 points ago

The way I play is opposing team would get a rebuttle if there was 2 cups and a bounce made it in. If there was 1 cup and a bounce made it, no rebuttal. Basically if you cause more cups to be drunk than there are left on the side then no rebuttal

EDIT: Spelling

[–]MaxX_Evolution 3 points4 points ago

rebuttal*

[–]Sleepy_One 10 points11 points ago

If you manage to get one in on a bounce, you deserve that extra cup.

[–]ANAL_ADJUCATOR 6 points7 points ago

Pussies.

[–]rish234 2 points3 points ago

Amazing. Simply Amazing.

[–]kactus 12 points13 points ago

Celebrity trick shot equates to instant legend status.

[–]feureau 4 points5 points ago

I don't get it. free to throw what at what exactly?

[–]disposablechild 13 points14 points ago

beer pong. celebrity shot is when someone else comes in and is allowed to shoot for a team.

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

Oh, ... Thanks

[–]TheDaggle 17 points18 points ago

Beer pong. There are a lot of $5 buy in tournaments, people can throw a "celebrity cup" for $1 if they're not in the game. It is standard practice that on-duty cops get a freebie in the spirit of good relations. Frats especially have a very strong policy of respect and courtesy toward cops, as its amazing how far a little decency goes with law enforcement.

[–]obliviousheep 5 points6 points ago

They get a free shot at throwing a ping pong ball into a SOLO cup.

[–]Lord_Attikus 2 points3 points ago

Hartford CT isnt a college town.

[–]a_very_stupid_guy 2 points3 points ago

From vernon, I'm trying to guess where the hell white people are in Hartford..

Certainly not Park Ave!

[–]pingspike 175 points176 points ago

You wrong-way-smiley HEATHEN!

[–]endercoaster 45 points46 points ago

It makes it look like it's having a stroke instead of winking.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 11 points12 points ago

I look like I'm having a stroke when I wink.

[–]DemonicAmoeba 21 points22 points ago

I look like I'm having a wank while I stroke

[–]mateodos 0 points1 point ago

I chuckled

[–]Malgas 14 points15 points ago

How else are we to make a "having a stroke" smiley? ∫;

[–]MrUppercut 5 points6 points ago

Seriously! >:(

[–]iowan 225 points226 points ago

My internet's extremely slow (Tanzania) and I thought this was a gif. I spent like 40 seconds waiting for him to throw it.

[–]madeatshirt 11 points12 points ago

I hear Tanzania is great around december! I'm going there to summit Kilimanjaro this christmas!

[–]iowan 11 points12 points ago

Bahati njema!

[–]edubation 10 points11 points ago

Deshi basara!

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 62 points63 points ago

Oogedy boogedy!

[–]proamateur 2 points3 points ago

You sir have made quite the impression across Reddit in your first few days.

[–]rish234 2 points3 points ago

I went in July/August, and the weather there was awesome. It was winter there so it was like 70-80˚F the whole time. Amazing.

[–]vtron 4 points5 points ago

I was there just a few weeks ago. I can confirm your internet is crazy slow.

[–]SeviMan 40 points41 points ago

I actually had to Google Tanzania.

For all of you that are wondering

[–]iowan 26 points27 points ago

That was really mean to make it a gif. I Wasn't sure what it was supposed to do, but I had high hopes.

[–]SeviMan 8 points9 points ago

There, fixed it ;)

[–]siddububba 5 points6 points ago

you fucker

[–]SeviMan 7 points8 points ago

I'm sorry

[–]MowwMoww 2 points3 points ago

You know, Zanzibar and the Serengeti?

[–]TheBaconator1990 9 points10 points ago

facepalm

[–]SeviMan 5 points6 points ago

I'm sorry

[–]banjocornbread 4 points5 points ago

JAMBO!

[–]FelizLeiter 0 points1 point ago

Tan-zania? or Tanza-nia?

I say the latter.

PRONUNCIATION OUT. PEACE.

[–]brownchickenbr0wnc0w 0 points1 point ago

Forty seconds? I applaud you, I can only stand 5 seconds.

[–]Darabont09 40 points41 points ago

Ugh, I"m from Hartford. The cops definitely have a lot of, you know, murderers to catch.

[–]LGMuir 10 points11 points ago

Which is why they don't deal with public drinlong

[–]rdeluca 20 points21 points ago

They've ignored drinlong too much if you ask me, one drinlong, another drinlonger, then dringlongest comes along and you're really in trouble.

[–]LGMuir 8 points9 points ago

I need to quit drinlong

[–]HollowScope 0 points1 point ago

this guys seem pretty nice. Much nicer than the officer who put me in cuffs for finding my own stolen car in Hartford.

[–]Vitalstatistix 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Hartford is a shithole of a town. We had the worst "town gown" relationship in the country and no one cared because Hartford locals around our part of town were worthless gangbanger assholes. My friend was stabbed in the face and neck with a box cutter by a 13 year old because he wouldn't let him into our party. Almost died. Fuck the "Rising Star".

[–]harry_waters 0 points1 point ago

This is probably the Comcast center dontchathink? I had a different experience...

[–]taurentino 60 points61 points ago

Why did you include a wink face in the title?

[–]rodtang 36 points37 points ago

OP is a girl that wants your cock.

[–]DarbyW 38 points39 points ago

is that Hartford Ct?

[–]c_hand 32 points33 points ago

Go Whalers.. </3

[–]edubation 10 points11 points ago

:(

Hartford represent.

[–]PiratesARGH 10 points11 points ago

My childhood was sold in 1997. Never forget.

[–]ioncloud9 2 points3 points ago

Wolf Pack is the Whale now. The singlular bothered me to no end.

[–]WhoWiz 4 points5 points ago

It's probably tailgating before a concert at the Meadows (I don't remember the real name of the place).

[–]LGMuir 9 points10 points ago

It's the Comcast theater now, I swear they rename it like ever year. Always will be the meadows to me... Just like Riverside in Agawam

[–]ioncloud9 4 points5 points ago

and the XL center is the Civic Center

[–]DrArchitect 3 points4 points ago

Yes, this also seems to be close to University of Hartford.

[–]genericusername319 17 points18 points ago

It looks like it's at a tailgate in one of the parking lots for the outdoor Comcast Theatre.

[–]woo_hah 11 points12 points ago

Probably Dave Matthews.

[–]Xangy 3 points4 points ago

TrinColl?

[–]Vitalstatistix 1 point2 points ago

No chance would anyone at Trin wear what that kid's wearing. And that doesn't look anything like our campus.

The cop in the picture though is a guy named Jose I believe--he and his partner stopped by our house one time to take some guest shots.

[–]beefinbed 29 points30 points ago

Sink it or ticket

[–]Bran_Solo 18 points19 points ago

As an immigrant, I'm super confused by the public drinking laws here. You can't walk around town with a beer in hand, but beer pong on a public street is ok? And I've gone tubing with a group that had a whole raft of beer and we were openly drinking as we passed through cop check stops.

What's the deal?

[–]JesterAzazel 47 points48 points ago

College.

[–]bfogarty27 8 points9 points ago

except when they need a little extra revenue

[–]Apex_Fail 3 points4 points ago

I've found that tailgates are essentially a "law-free zone" so long as no one is belligerent or getting violent.

[–]barrettj 9 points10 points ago

The deal is that there isn't just one set law but rather it can vary by street, city, state, and can be further modified by special events. It be further impacted by selective enforcement (which can vary by those same factors, plus based on the individual cop and/or department).

In general, however, it is better to assume you cannot if you are unsure.

[–]jillyboooty 4 points5 points ago

It be further impacted...

Yeah it do be!

[–]barrettj 5 points6 points ago

You say it don't, but it do.

[–]jillyboooty 4 points5 points ago

-Thomas Jefferson

[–]SatanIsMyCopilot 7 points8 points ago

Hartford needs the Whalers back

[–]AntiCitizenJuan 15 points16 points ago

It's really nice when you meet a pleasant officer of the law.

The problem with American law enforcement is that as opposed to feeling safe and cozy when they're around, your first initial reaction when you see them is "Oh Shit."

[–]QuasarsRcool 7 points8 points ago

Even when you haven't done anything. And people who like cops feel this way too because subconsciously they know cop corruption and greed exists.

[–]daverod74 8 points9 points ago

Whoa, my hometown. Where is that exactly?

[–]kactus 56 points57 points ago

Probably your hometown

[–]Fire_Man 14 points15 points ago

You could be a detective.

[–]bugpoker 5 points6 points ago

Looks like UConn football game.

[–]daverod74 4 points5 points ago

Rentschler Field is in East Hartford, though. I thought maybe this was near the Meadows but there isn't enough in the background to tell.

[–]Brian_Jacques 2 points3 points ago

yes there is. this is the expo lot by the meadows. you can see the side of the sign. if you were taking this picture the theater would be off to your left, past the guy playing the trumpet. directly behind you is the expo center and behind that is the dirt lot. to your left you will see cars parked, then the midas car care place. past that is carmax and the rest of weston street.

[–]BonerSoup22 7 points8 points ago

the question on everyone's mind is did he make the shot or not

[–]Psilocybin0 8 points9 points ago

Looks like the free parking for the Comcast theater!!

[–]patsaw 7 points8 points ago

I don't understand why emoticons are more frequently going the other way. It is like the internet decided we are going to read from right to left instead of left to right all of a sudden. Someone help me understand!

[–]the_flying_toaster 4 points5 points ago

It's because a lot of chat programs and email clients have started automatically turning text smiley faces into actual small pictures of smiley faces. People don't like the pictures, so in order to avoid them, they just type it backwards.

[–]mattedgod 4 points5 points ago

I really do hate that. When I see a smiley like this (: I always read it first as a mis-typed sad face. I wish I could understand

[–]dmxgrrbark 2 points3 points ago

I read this as chilli cops. There was no chilli and now I'm just hungry. :(

[–]rickaccused 5 points6 points ago

hell yea connecticut

[–]ioncloud9 2 points3 points ago

its hilarious how many people from connecticut come to the comments section like "OMG THE INTERNET NOTICED US!" Im born and raised from Connecticut so I still feel the pride, but I dont live there at the moment.

[–]SultanRony 2 points3 points ago

That feel when your dinky little home state is on the front page of r/funny

[–]DirtyMonday 0 points1 point ago

If that Hartford, CT? Ship some of those guys up here to Foxboro for the concert this weekend. The Staties around here are killjoys.

3 years ago they made us sit in our cars and not unpack til 3 O'clock, 2 years ago they arrested my SO's little brother for minor in possession of alcohol when he was not drinking, but standing with his mother, father, aunts, uncles and siblings at a tailgate and threatened to charge us with providing to a minor. Refused to give him and two friends a breath test because they were not in trouble for consumption. And last year we just didn't tailgate to avoid trouble and a cop pushed me on the way out and said, "Look how drunk you are" in front of the same family members as the last time. Brutal, but the local cops are A-Okay by me.

[–]alphaCEO 1 point2 points ago

Bitch turn that smiley face around right now

[–]chucka82 2 points3 points ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ;)

[–]RyMaN600 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, CT cops have been known to be pretty chill about beer pong.

[–]Phaque1285 0 points1 point ago

Moving to Hartford now...

[–]cydonia90 10 points11 points ago

Bring your kevlar, honey.

[–]Russia_Chell 3 points4 points ago

Its not that bad. At least we're not new haven.

[–]abjennifleur 4 points5 points ago

At least you're not Bridgeport. But seriously, go live four miles up in Avon. Much nicer!! :)

[–]jweezy3 0 points1 point ago

Celebrity Shot!

[–]KillerBunny666 2 points3 points ago

Are they allowed to do that kind of thing?

Not a complaint, just a question.

[–]Stridsape 11 points12 points ago

I don't see why they wouldn't, there is no law against the act of throwing pingpong balls into plastic cups... :)

[–]statikuz 3 points4 points ago

In general cops have a lot of discretion on the street. This can work in your favor, if you're decent to them they can let many things slide, if you're a jerk, they can throw the book at you.

[–]Tyrannosaur 2 points3 points ago

yeup. This. The number of times cops have shown up at parties I'm at, and I've simply talked with them calmly, and thrown out people who were disrespectful, Its regularly turned into a light warning. Like a lot of us they're really just doing their job, and they do a lot for us, often without respect or recognition. Especially on the nights that they tend to get called to parties, they don't want to work on weekends... hell i remember one cop i talked to that came because of a noise complaint, And he was newly married and woulda killed to be home with her instead, but it was his job and he told me that it really sucks when you're not trying to eb the bad guy but its your job, and people can be such colossal dicks.

Tl;Dr: Cops deserve more respect than they receive, treat them as such and they tend to be more lenient

[–]majesticartax 1 point2 points ago

Is he aiming for the rinse cup?

[–]Rizzpooch 2 points3 points ago

He's there to clean up the streets... so yes

[–]d3lacruzz 1 point2 points ago

...is that vomit..?

[–]ratajewie 3 points4 points ago

Yea, just a nice bit of casual vomit under the table.

[–]AANASA 0 points1 point ago

Silver Bullet!

[–]3series 0 points1 point ago

Your smiley face is backwards. Get it right. ;)

[–]Sengura 0 points1 point ago

Heh, Hartford. I went to college there.

[–]Crabrubber 0 points1 point ago

dat imgur filename

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

i saw this on facebook first.....thats sad

[–]wellsdb 1 point2 points ago

Some agencies will actually pay people to get drunk so new officers can be trained on observing/detecting the signs of alcohol use. My friend, who is a police officer, invited me to do it, but I thought it sounded like a bad time.

[–]overide 0 points1 point ago

Thank you OP for posting this, now said awesome cop is going to be disciplined or possibly suspended.

[–]MrBadGamz 1 point2 points ago

Officer Lahey is fine with your drinking as long as you aren't growin' dope.

[–]WTFWatch 0 points1 point ago

The guy on the right is so tall

[–]prairiewest 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU for inciting emoticon rage within me.

Also, why is your squinting guy wearing a hardhat??

[–]jacksonfiore 0 points1 point ago

This isn't at a college... it's at the Comcast Theatre in Hartford, CT where numerous concerts take place every summer. A bunch of police always patrol while everyone is tailgating before the show, but they're generally lenient there, unlike many other places I've seen concerts, hence the cop partaking in some BP.

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

THE FACE IS THE WRONG WAY ROUND, ARRRRGHHHHHH

[–]bunnymeee 0 points1 point ago

Yea but isn't it a douchebag move to post his face?

[–]Craysh 0 points1 point ago

Cop Misses

Alright everyone gather around, you're all under arrest for being drunk in public!

[–]Mattg167 0 points1 point ago

when i was in college i was in a fraternity and lived in a frat house, when we would have parties we would have off duty police there for security reasons. on one of the nights that i wasn't trying to party i walked down stairs and saw two cops playing a game of BP. at first i thought they were just students wearing cop costumes until i walked up to one of them and said nice costume and one cop said, this isn't a costume this is my uniform I'm working the front door. just one of the great things i get to tell my boy when he is considering colleges.

[–]tNisu 0 points1 point ago

I WAS THERE, I SEENT IT. I SEENT THE REPOST!

[–]beardlesswonder 0 points1 point ago

Nice table, I have the exact same one. Best purchase ever

[–]viewerdoer 0 points1 point ago

yah it happens... when you're white...

[–]Giggyjig 1 point2 points ago

The smiley made me downvote. You look about 11 when you do that

[–]TheLostBigBoss 1 point2 points ago

Wait, this showed up on my facebook almost 24 hours before it showed up here. Erin?

[–]Iheartdragonsmore 1 point2 points ago

HEEEEEEY! I'm from Hartford Connecticut :3

[–]djmjd720 1 point2 points ago

Drive-by shooting.

[–]A13X37 0 points1 point ago

Elbows...

[–]zoeypayne 0 points1 point ago

Dude, never put the cup upside down, WTF?

[–]madeupstatistician 0 points1 point ago

Your smiley face is upside-down.

[–]lmbb20 0 points1 point ago

Celebrity shot!

[–]swagen 0 points1 point ago

Back in summer of '08, my buddy and I drove from Wisconsin to New Brunswick, NJ for the annual VW show "Waterfest". Most hotels in the city are inundated with inebriated Dubbers after the show, and ours was completely full of them. We arrived after a long day's drive at around 6PM only to find the parking lot full of awesome cars, crowds of people drinking, and beer pong games.

Being 19 at the time, and a little bit of a square, I was a little sketched out drinking in public, but my 21 year old buddy bought a case and we started pounding them while participating in the beer pong antics.

Not long after we started our 5th or 6th game, the 5-0 rolls through the lot. We're near the back of the lot and the cops were just rolling through, waving at people, making sure shit wasn't getting destroyed. I was a little nervous as I saw him check a few IDs, but whatever, I thought I could get away if he wanted to check mine. As he rolls up to our table he gets on the car's PA system and says "I don't think that table is regulation size, boys." And then gets out, we hand him a beer, he drinks it with us for about 5 minutes (Jersey cops kick ass), and then gets back in the cruiser and rolls out.

Fuck yeah cool cops. I'll gladly pay my taxes if you do this kind of thing.

[–]GiveMeBackMySon 0 points1 point ago

Did someone yak right by the table?

[–]timredditwis 0 points1 point ago

Woah, how did you wink with your left eye like that

[–]WaterBuffalo21 1 point2 points ago

CT Pride baby woo!

[–]shifty1032231 0 points1 point ago

The question is did he make the cup?

[–]ace2559 0 points1 point ago

Only in connecticut lml

[–]justinsidebieber 0 points1 point ago

Nothing illegal about BP...

[–]fatalvaux 0 points1 point ago

I think the cop came by to issue a citation for using blue solo cups.

[–]mtpelletier31 -1 points0 points ago

Must be at another crappy DMB concert weekend. Where adults hit on underages high schoolers, and were underage highschoolers think that meeting up in parking lots to drink is a music festival

[–]BecauseTheyDeserveIt 0 points1 point ago

Hartford Connecticut? If you were a cop there, people playing Beerpong in the streets would be welcomed compared to the other things they deal with. (at least when I was there, a few years ago, there's quite a large amount of shit there)

[–]WhiskeyMeteorite 0 points1 point ago

Ultimate celebrity shot

[–]Archangel05 -1 points0 points ago

Woah woah woah, you mean to tell me, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME!!! THAT COPS!! ARE BORN HUMAN!!! JUST LIKE YOU AND I!!! AND THAT THEY COME FROM DIFFERENT WALKS OF LIFE!!! JUST LIKE YOU AND I!!! AND THEY LIKE TO HAVE FUN!!! JUST LIKE YOU AND I!!!! Well color me blue.

[–]n27k 0 points1 point ago

I live in hartford, and i can guarantee that if the civilians in this picture were minorities, the police would likely be beating them senseless.

[–]m4lign4nt 0 points1 point ago

Cop: "Okay, so if I sink this cup, you all get a free ride down to the station with me."

[–]Diminished540 0 points1 point ago

Those guys just got redemption

[–]lifelongAFC 0 points1 point ago

you know he made it

[–]3eeve 0 points1 point ago

Hartford's finest...

[–]enzo32ferrari 0 points1 point ago

cross post this to /r/Good_Cop_Free_Donut/ for more karma!

[–]Uncomfortable_Facts 0 points1 point ago

Positive cop post by an account a month old?

Yup.

[–]epsilonbob 0 points1 point ago

Over-sensationalized news story incoming: "Hartford police participate in drive-by shooting"

"Witnesses described the officer as a total bro-fessional, story at 11"

[–]pattiusmaxim 0 points1 point ago

Hartford , CT! What show was going on?

[–]Heathlynn99 0 points1 point ago

Hartford, CT? I am assuming so.... probably at Mayhem Fest.... municipal cops of huge cities can give a shit less when it comes to certain things... especially when murder is on the daily agenda.

[–]terikana 1 point2 points ago

downvoted because of the smiley face, do it right next time.

[–]WombatCombat7 0 points1 point ago

Those are the police from Hartford Connecticut. Just to let you know.

[–]foshouken 0 points1 point ago

why can't we get these cops in Irvine?

[–]piercetopherftw 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]IZ3820 0 points1 point ago

"Though no one was arrested, everyone was given a warning, and the officers insisted on confiscating both the cooler and the contents there-of."

[–]clandetinej 0 points1 point ago

The vomit on the ground is a nice touch.

[–]TheRyesCatcher 1 point2 points ago

No way, I'm in the back round of this picture! I can't really prove it, but this was at a Luke Bryan and Jason Aldean concert on July 16th, Hartford CT.

[–]PETABearWins 0 points1 point ago

I had no idea hartford had chill cops..

[–]gutterball94 0 points1 point ago

As someone who lives in Hartford County I can safely say that he is the coolest cop in CT.

[–]extraperson1988 0 points1 point ago

Is he going for the water cup?

[–]Isakill 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone decide to post this to BCnD

I'm sure they will love it!

[–]iwasapolygon -1 points0 points ago

Not if the kids were black. They'd probably be dead in the back of the cruiser.

[–]theloz 0 points1 point ago

Officer Sheldon Cooper

[–]StaceysDad 0 points1 point ago

Raises roof "Hartford! Woot woot!"

[–]tmars 0 points1 point ago

spring weekend? cops in CT don't disrupt spring weekend, they just stick around to make sure nobody gets hurt.

[–]dez0 0 points1 point ago

Next thing u know hes fired D:

[–]BIC3PS 0 points1 point ago

They haven't discovered crime in Connecticut yet.

[–]evilphish 0 points1 point ago

Once a cop came into our apartment while we were having a party because someone had accidentally opened a fire-door. He fixed the alarm, and on the way out pointed to my end of the beer pong table and said "You need a re-rack bro". College-area cops are chill.

[–]Petrified_Wood 0 points1 point ago

They're chill if you're 21 -_-

[–]85218523 0 points1 point ago

Probably why Hartford is such a shit hole.

[–]grammacrobat 0 points1 point ago

UCONN Spring weekend?

[–]BruZooka 0 points1 point ago

Hartford CT?

[–]Bgreen25 0 points1 point ago

Love how its in my home city :)

[–]BuckyDucksauce 0 points1 point ago

[–]HollowScope 0 points1 point ago

lol this is @ meadows isint it?

[–]cottonballz 0 points1 point ago

That's gotta be at a Dave show

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

the only question i have is : Did he make that celebrity shot?

[–]Reindeer411 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck plays pong with Coors?

[–]UKMuffins 0 points1 point ago

A couple days ago a cop asked me for a lighter then said "where the weed at?" I at a [6] did not know how to react so just laughed and said "well that's not entrapment"

[–]Lord_Attikus 0 points1 point ago

My dad was a cop in Hartford. That looks suspiciously like him. Im sending him the link.

[–]gbook2 1 point2 points ago

... and that's why I live in West Hartford.

[–]CoolTommy 1 point2 points ago

This makes me proud I live in Connecticut.

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

He better bounce that shit in

[–]MarineSTA 0 points1 point ago

Hartford is a strange place. Fifty Cent/Mike Tysons former mansion, million dollar cars, are on one street, and then two streets down you can't even go if you're white.

[–]nerdycoty 0 points1 point ago

I award you no points.

[–]xx23465xx 0 points1 point ago

Hartford PD is only this chill because they ain't black

[–]thunderplacefires 0 points1 point ago

It still baffles my mind that cops support and participate in the kind of bro culture that flips over cars and sets them on fire (daily show 2004).