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[–]mcc31193 608 points609 points ago

[–]Spencer027 71 points72 points ago

[–]IT_Derp 48 points49 points ago

Why are there so many of these?!?!

[–]NotADamsel 25 points26 points ago

Kangaroos. Playing with their balls.

I'm surprised there aren't more.

[–]neogod 3 points4 points ago

Whether they admit it or not most guys are jealous right now

[–]vsal 63 points64 points ago

Oof. That last pull made me wince.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 51 points52 points ago

The last pull is always the greatest.

[–]frankin_berry 2 points3 points ago

Ugh!! Why would you do that to your balls?

[–]46966 188 points189 points ago

I like how the other kangaroo reacts by looking away like he's embarrassed of him.

"Dude, stop.. what the fuck, man, stop it, we're in public."

[–]Churn 51 points52 points ago

no, I see that one as a female and the male is like, "come on, nobody is looking, show me your tits, that's it baby!"

[–]NotaMethAddict 389 points390 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

<|>

/ω\

[–]SupermanV2 100 points101 points ago

No need for the balls of disapproval here. We've all been there at least once. Sometimes you just gotta go for it.

[–]ElTerreeblay 27 points28 points ago

You know what?

I'm not even curious.

[–]VirtualAnarchy 14 points15 points ago

I'm curios. Bi-curious.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 40 points41 points ago

I'm trysexual. I'll try anything once.

[–]TurdWolf 24 points25 points ago

Trysexuality at its finest moment.

[–]th1nker 6 points7 points ago

He's like "Hm. Okay."

[–]Generation_Why 6 points7 points ago

Probably helped that she was fine as hell.

[–]LittleCucumber -1 points0 points ago

:O <===3 :O===3 :3

[–]Eat_Bacon_nomnomnom 5 points6 points ago

Is the mouth closed on the last one?..... That sadistic bastard just bit it off!

[–]BioHazardEX 29 points30 points ago

That's balls-deep bro.

[–]Eat_Bacon_nomnomnom 9 points10 points ago

balls deep would be :/3 or maybe even :O3

:3 means that the mouth is tightly closed, and the once majestic penis is now nothing more than a high protein nutritional supplement.

[–]neurosin 3 points4 points ago

Nope, those are the balls.

[–]tritter211 16 points17 points ago

I laughed for like 5 minutes non stop....WHY DO THEY DO THAT??

[–]JBOSS_08 37 points38 points ago

Same reason you do.

[–]Cupcake_In_My_Eye 9 points10 points ago

Kangaroo gifs are now my new favorite thing

[–]FecalFunBunny 13 points14 points ago

Or have an incredible level of pain tolerance in the testicular regions of their anatomy.

[–]red321red321 24 points25 points ago

somebody call up coach k because that man can handle the ball like a mothafucka

[–]031101431 9 points10 points ago

You can also purchase Kangaroo ballsack paraphernalia such as bottle openers and wallets.

http://www.souvenirsaustralia.com/category202_1.htm

[–]AndyRooney 39 points40 points ago

[–]joelwna 45 points46 points ago

[–]slaya771 27 points28 points ago

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I like this too much.

[–]nucleus_accumbens 7 points8 points ago

[–]tswillcox 10 points11 points ago

You will never get this, you will never get this! LA LA LA LA LA

[–]TheLastBadger 9 points10 points ago

But one time he break the cage, and he get this.

[–]caliphanatic 3 points4 points ago

and then we all laugh. High Five!

[–]StuporCollider 4 points5 points ago

wubbity wubbity wubbity

[–]mcknicker 4 points5 points ago

Unfortunately for Roo, kangaroos have trouble understanding the idiom, "beating it."

[–]Kjack646 3 points4 points ago

Hey look its Jackie Legs

[–]bonesaw_is_ready 2 points3 points ago

Ouch.

[–]Lj27 2 points3 points ago

I know that feel

[–]andrewsmith1986 8 points9 points ago

I watched this for way too long.

[–]rightshot 164 points165 points ago

[–]Spencer027 78 points79 points ago

[–]Slightly_Lions 43 points44 points ago

It's funny because he's rotating anti-clockwise.

[–]figro58 28 points29 points ago

It's funny because he's rotating anti-clockwise.

he's rotating anti-clockwise.

anti-clockwise

ANTI-clockwise

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ErikHK 22 points23 points ago

British motherfucker, do you speak it?

[–]alreadytakenusername 42 points43 points ago

That's a counter joke.

[–]Slightly_Lions 22 points23 points ago

[–]LaboratoryManiac 13 points14 points ago

[–]Wibbles 14 points15 points ago

"Technically" as in definitely not. Anti-clockwise is the usual choice of phrase in Britain.

[–]LaboratoryManiac 7 points8 points ago

I'm going to start saying it in America to try to draw corrections from people.

[–]Ceejae 7 points8 points ago

That is how Australians say it. And British. And most places.

[–]Damien007 2 points3 points ago

I'm Australian can someone please explain why that is funny? Do Americans say it differently?

[–]butlersrevenge 17 points18 points ago

They did produce this gif as well, that was nice...for a time.

[–]whatwasigonnasay 40 points41 points ago

Wallaby damned.

[–]HaydenB 41 points42 points ago

A kangaroo can fuck you up.....

[–]Dr_Funkenstein_ 18 points19 points ago

Mentally and physically. But mostly mentally.

[–]FISTRAPESKULLFUCK 39 points40 points ago

Sexually, you forgot sexually.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 23 points24 points ago

You never forget.

[–]Garrettishere 6 points7 points ago

Legitimate rape, you forgot legitimate rape.

[–]Spencer027 16 points17 points ago

I posted this last week, but it seems so much more relevant now. http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-gifs-kick-it-off-kangaroo.gif

[–]PirateMug 2 points3 points ago

I can't believe that this gif can be so relevant.

[–]logipond 41 points42 points ago

As an Australian, I can confirm that that's how kangaroos react when Americans think we ride them.

[–]alexlp 36 points37 points ago

And then we jump in the pouch and hurry off to the shops before they close at 3 pm!

[–]nitnitwickywicky 13 points14 points ago

Don't forget yah thongs mate!

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 12 points13 points ago

My kangaroo doesn't let me wear thongs in its pouch, fussy bastard.

[–]TitaniumShovel 41 points42 points ago

[–]Schroedingers_gif 8 points9 points ago

I expected an actual kangaroo.

[–]brysi 14 points15 points ago

[–]Cpt_Kirks_Waffles 12 points13 points ago

The cold stare of animals can be quite chilling. http://i.imgur.com/ZVua6.gif

[–]DekardPain 4 points5 points ago

After trying to stare it down twice....I turned away with a shudder both times.

[–]starcrap2 2 points3 points ago

[–]BobRawrley 26 points27 points ago

Question for Australians/Kangaroo lovers: how smart are kangeroos? As smart as a smart dog?

[–]Zafara1 37 points38 points ago

Very low on the intelligence scale. They can exhibit some smart behaviours, smarter than Koalas at least. But still pretty damn dumb.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 35 points36 points ago

If there is something in their way, they will try and jump over it. You have to admire their optimism and self-confidence.

"Bush? I'll clear it. Fence? Fuck it, watch this fellas. Car? I got thi-...."

For an iconic Australian symbol, we sure do knock a few of them off.

[–]BeastofamaN 15 points16 points ago

For some reason, when I got to the kangaroo quote, my mental accent turned Australian.... And it was good.

[–]empireofnyy 10 points11 points ago

Those stupid Koalas.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 12 points13 points ago

They're not even bears.

[–]AMArequester 34 points35 points ago

[–]maate 23 points24 points ago

Essentially they're big-ass rabbits that can fuck you up.

So yeah, pretty fucking dumb.

[–]Kristyyyyyyy 25 points26 points ago

Dumb as a post. I can't tell you how many of them I've belted into with my car because they just go "oh hello, here's a car. Quick look right; giant empty paddock and freedom. Quick look left; car doing 120km/hr and certain death. Might jump on out in front of her then!". Silly buggers.

[–]maate 8 points9 points ago

Um. How are you still alive?

[–]Kristyyyyyyy 6 points7 points ago

I don't know. Never had a "big" crash as such, a few that have put the car off the road for a week or 2 but nothing that's put me in an ambulance or anything.

Edit: touch wood!

[–]Ronnoc_The_Great 1 point2 points ago

Hitting an animal at high speed is better then hitting one at low speed...isn't it?

[–]preperat 10 points11 points ago

by what logic does this happen?

[–]Mountebank 10 points11 points ago

The idea is that hitting the animal fast will launch it over the car rather than onto it. The mythbusters looked at this, and busted it.

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[–]Subhazard 4 points5 points ago

High speed, they're more likely to clear the vehicle, and go completely over it, low speed, they go through your windshield.

Also, if you're gonna hit an animal with your car, better make sure you kill it, so it doesn't suffer.

[–]huggableplum 12 points13 points ago

That's what my driving instructor said for white tail deer. If you hit one at a low speed, it will fuck your shit up. But if you're moving fast, there's the chance their stupid hesitation will result in them side-stepping, and if not that, than they'll fly off the side or go under your car.

http://i.imgur.com/tdbt9.gif

as such

[–]VaguelyCondescending 1 point2 points ago

What does roo meat taste like? I mean, do you and your friends ever just get a hankering for roo burgers?

[–]031101431 10 points11 points ago

Tastes exactly the same as beef with the texture of venison. Roo meat is also very low in fat and high in protein so it's great for your health, it's also better for the environment since it produces ALOT less greenhouse gases than beef production and if you're from Australia it's cheaper than beef.

[–]w0bb 14 points15 points ago

[–]Kristyyyyyyy 5 points6 points ago

It's not bad. It's probably on rotation in my household at about the same frequency as maybe fish, not very very often but fairly regularly. And I guess it's like most other meats, we go "what's for dinner tonight, do you want pasta, do you want curry, do you want kangaroo steaks?"

I don't think I personally have ever gone "gee I really feel like some kangaroo tonight". My son absolutely loves it and would eat it every night though.

[–]DeepGreen 1 point2 points ago

You have to be a bit careful about cooking it or it gets tough as hell. Use a very hot pan. Flash fry it, quickly on both sides. Rest it a little, then jump in.

A pan that isn't hot enough will turn it into boot leather.

Also, Roo is arguably the most ethically killed meat, too.

[–]Smills29 9 points10 points ago

Really damn stupid.

[–]vicd1 16 points17 points ago

On the verge of retarded, they even let you kidnap them with no effort. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA

[–]Never_Seen_An_Ocelot 7 points8 points ago

I lived with a bunch of Aussies for the last 2 years and from the sounds of it, they're essentially the intellectual equal of white-tailed deer. A danger to your vehicles and just a pain in the ass all around.

[–]Colin_Oscar_P 8 points9 points ago

I'm an Aussie and I can confirm that we are the intellectual equal of white-tailed deer.

[–]hinduguru 45 points46 points ago

You think this is a motherfucking game?

[–]tommydubya 19 points20 points ago

ummmmm, proving once again that linking to a picture of a cat on reddit gets you more karma.

[–]Vindexus 12 points13 points ago

I'm pretty sure that picture is the origin of the phase. If not the origin it's at least a popular version of it.

[–]Rushm00re 59 points60 points ago

Does anyone else find that kangaroo's black, soulless eyes creepy as fuck?

[–]Richeh 27 points28 points ago

It's the new Australian horror b-movie. They transplant the brain of a shark into the body of a kangaroo, and it escapes and rampages around the outback, culminateing in a scene where, bloodied and wounded, the trapped female lead screams to her unlikely larrikin knight in shining armour

OH JESUS

OH GOD

TIE IT DOWN

TIE THE KANGAROO DOWN

TIE THE KANGAROO DOWN

[–]thatnewjunksmell 14 points15 points ago

You're gonna need a bigger jeep.

[–]SHIT_CAKED_PUBES 11 points12 points ago

yknow, i'd watch that.

[–]cdahlkvist 6 points7 points ago

Sounds like a SyFy movie.

[–]commandakeen 97 points98 points ago

No.

[–]keithfinn 85 points86 points ago

THIS MAN FEARS NOTHING

[–]iammolotov 35 points36 points ago

Well that picture makes that gif of the kangaroo playing with his balls a whole lot worse to watch.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 22 points23 points ago

Luckily this big claw is on their legs, not their paws. No balls were harmed in the filming of this video.

[–]njstein 9 points10 points ago

Kangaroo prison shank.

[–]butlersrevenge 55 points56 points ago

Could have had a better title, I think OP dropped the ball with this post.

[–]MoosiPunch 19 points20 points ago

Even with the bad title, I'm surprised this post bounced to the top.

[–]ThisAverageGuy 20 points21 points ago

Once he got the ball rolling it was all good.

[–]mijamala1 11 points12 points ago

Oooh, another pun thread for us to go round and round in.

[–]tlicky12 9 points10 points ago

Mentioning the pun thread in the pun thread. Takes some balls to do that.

[–]andrewsmith1986 111 points112 points ago

[–]SupermanV2 36 points37 points ago

When I went to the zoo with my family as a kid, a kangaroo jumped on my little brothers feet and starting going to town on him. I thought it was hilarious. He doesn't go to the zoo anymore.

[–]andrewsmith1986 46 points47 points ago

You are from austrailia, outside is a zoo.

[–]andrewsmith1986 14 points15 points ago

I'd try to pet the first wallaby I saw.

OZ would kill me.

[–]plytvanim_the_world 3 points4 points ago

I wish I owned a golf course :(

[–]NotaMethAddict 13 points14 points ago

Remind me to be thankful I live in the uneventful midwest.

[–]Remnants 0 points1 point ago

All we have to worry about is tornados.

[–]andrewsmith1986 5 points6 points ago

I'd take my chances in the thunderdome instead of the outback.

[–]SupermanV2 4 points5 points ago

It's more or less the same thing.

[–]andrewsmith1986 3 points4 points ago

Thunderdome has a higher rate of survival.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 2 points3 points ago

You don't fuck with Tina Turner.

[–]StuporCollider 93 points94 points ago

HEY, INVISIBLE CAMERAMAN, HELP THAT POOR BYSTANDER

[–]andrewsmith1986 10 points11 points ago

Every man, woman and child for themselves.

[–]Where_am_I_now 4 points5 points ago

Drop the ball...

Kill the cameraman.

[–]plexiff 2 points3 points ago

Kill the ball...

Drop the cameraman.

[–]The51stState 10 points11 points ago

Drop the kill

Ball the cameraman.

[–]jorsiem 2 points3 points ago

[–]IceBreak 1 point2 points ago

She'll roo the day.

[–]Cerblu 6 points7 points ago

Hugh Jackman once told the tale of his Christmases as kid, when every year his father would have to fight a kangaroo. If the father lost the fight, he'd have to get sodomized by said kangaroo.

[–]roomac 13 points14 points ago

Yo man he looks pissed. I think it's time to bounce.

[–]AndyRooney 5 points6 points ago

[–]k1ko 2 points3 points ago

[–]DEINSTITUTIONALIZED 9 points10 points ago

Joey doesn't fuck around.

[–]maate 3 points4 points ago

I'm glad someone finally pointed out it's a joey. This is a baby kangaroo. It's cute. See?

[–]Fooza 10 points11 points ago

http://reversegif.com/3m7c The ball becomes a weapon.

[–]rupeshjoy852 3 points4 points ago

This was literally just posted about 3 hours ago in r/gifs. Repost record?

[–]RMiranda 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
OH SHIT... 0coms 3pts 2hrs gifs
That's it! I'm done! 12coms 335pts 4hrs gifs
You wanna go? let's do this. 0coms 14pts 1dy aww
The longer you watch, the creepier it gets. 8coms 10pts 2mos WTF
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing 38coms 960pts 2mos funny
Hot Milf 12coms 219pts 2mos OnOff

source: karmadecay

[–]kiljaeden 5 points6 points ago

One of these things is not like the others.

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad 7 points8 points ago

Nigga who you calling Kangaroo Jack?

[–]thesidebproject 1 point2 points ago

It's shit like this that makes reddit great.

[–]diewhitegirls 0 points1 point ago

This just skyrocketed to my favorite gif of all time.

[–]parhelic 2 points3 points ago

And this is when the crushing reality finally sets in. All the time spent on Reddit just made the hideous transformation to full-blown living nightmare.

[–]NewAccount89 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else read that in Christopher Walken's voice?

[–]Tararoar 2 points3 points ago

To me that looks more like he dropped the ball accidently, and was too awkward to try and grab it again so played it off cooly.

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[–]JayElDeee 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for this info. I have now watched this 6 times.

[–]skatefrenzy 2 points3 points ago

dude i can't stop laughing at this shit

[–]KingZuul 0 points1 point ago

Just get behind him and you'll be fine.

[–]abe_blinkin 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else think of the rabbit from Donnie Darko?

[–]locatraviesa25 1 point2 points ago

He just discarded the ball like it was NOTHING! WHAT AN ANIMAL!!!

[–]squack95 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroo Jack anyone? No? Ok...

[–]pbaumer 0 points1 point ago

Don't mess with Australian gangsters...they got balls

[–]jgl2832 1 point2 points ago

roo talking to me?

[–]infinitygioom 0 points1 point ago

It's kangaroo Jack

[–]Vipa95666 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did you just say?

[–]Ge_ne_rate_81 0 points1 point ago

Sh*t just got real

[–]PunisherXXV 0 points1 point ago

Soon

[–]moogoesthecat 1 point2 points ago

Playtime, motherfucker.

It's over.

[–]UnlikelyParticipant 0 points1 point ago

That's a big fucking rabbit!

[–]janesaysspain 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of a game i downloaded off the internet. You were some kind of kung fu, vengeance hungry rabbit who killed other rabbits because they killed your family. It was actually really good. You did flips and shit.

[–]tolerance_break 2 points3 points ago

Lugaru? There's a sequel called Overgrowth.

[–]fail_girl 0 points1 point ago

that has got to be the most ominous-looking kangaroo I've ever seen.

[–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

That was a foul mother fucker!

[–]karmacow 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like my dad...

[–]angelsdontburn 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroo is about to throwdown!

[–]G0rilla55 0 points1 point ago

Look at the nuts on that thing!

Oh that's a tail?

[–]T4u 0 points1 point ago

I actually sank in my chair a little

[–]Remy1985 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroo aint nuthing ta fuck wit.

[–]Xeonia 0 points1 point ago

He's hopping mad.

[–]GokaiSilverFox 1 point2 points ago

I just laughed openly and loudly on the bus, I don't even care.

[–]Scopae 1 point2 points ago

Nothing conjures more fear than an angry Kangaroo.

It's both Australian and Pissed.

[–]TheWall94 0 points1 point ago

well my ride to school looks pissed off now thanks a lot!

[–]IDlOT 0 points1 point ago

That can't be unphotoshopped. The head is too big.

[–]JonasPolsky 0 points1 point ago

More like, "OH SHI--"

[–]milfness 0 points1 point ago

fergie ferg gonna love you long time (o shit)

[–]czhunc 0 points1 point ago

It's like watching a T-Rex with a basketball.

[–]jorsiem 0 points1 point ago

[–]jpirog 0 points1 point ago

Are the roo pictures Aussie's way of trying to take reddit over.

[–]Luhmanniac 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know where this is from? Original video source or anything?

Would love to see what happened afterwards or know more about the general context of this footage.

[–]ozzymustaine[S] 1 point2 points ago

Here buddy

[–]Banorac 0 points1 point ago

You thought the spiders in australia were dangerous?

Think again son.

[–]aRagingAlcoholic 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroos have been reported attempting to drown dogs, they disembowel their enemies (they gut them like fish) and will punch somebodies lights out... pretty much the Australian Mafia.

[–]yuktfyjgfyt 0 points1 point ago

This is why I can't bring myself to unsub from /r/funny

[–]zachstatler 0 points1 point ago

HA