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[–]nix-xon 97 points98 points ago

I'm going to have to disagree partly. 4chan should be the one wearing the kaiser helmet.

[–]Big_bouncy_bricks 83 points84 points ago

It's 4chan, he should be wearing the head of the guy wearing the Kaiser helmet. As a helmet.

[–]Ka1ser 23 points24 points ago

it's called Pickelhaube, as if you would care

[–]Big_bouncy_bricks 7 points8 points ago

I do care, and I do know, but the last guy referred to it as the Kaiser helmet and I assumed the majority of Reddit probably wouldn't know what I was on about if I called it a Pickelhaube.

[–]Ka1ser 4 points5 points ago

Sorry, my comment might have sounded a bit harsh. I should have written "not that anybody cares" or just typed FTFY instead...

[–]Big_bouncy_bricks 4 points5 points ago

No hard feelings, pal.

[–]pastafarian_monk 6 points7 points ago

This place has so much love. :')

[–]addmoreice 4 points5 points ago

can...can I show you my love? It's engorged with love.

[–]Big_bouncy_bricks 2 points3 points ago

I'm thinking marriage...

[–]addmoreice 2 points3 points ago

but I have hard feelings, pal.

[–]BICEPS 1 point2 points ago

*Pickelhaube (instead of kaiser helmet)

[–]TheOriginalSamBell -4 points-3 points ago

4chan krautchan should be the one wearing the kaiser helmet.

[–]DaFunny1[S] 79 points80 points ago

R.I.P Edd Gould One of the best animators

[–]IronLung420 11 points12 points ago

He died???

[–]Varis259 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, in March. It's really sad. Here's a video they put out when it happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkEvbOsr138&feature=plcp

[–]nerdherd4 1 point2 points ago

Saw that video the day they put it up. I was about the 30th person to stumble across it, and believe it or not, I learned about it from a rage comic I read. Bawled my eyes out because I couldn't believe such an amazing person was dead.

[–]PirateLordBush 5 points6 points ago

Where can i see more oh his stuff?

[–]Varis259 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Sniper555666777 -4 points-3 points ago

They took eddsworld down

[–]StarCheese 0 points1 point ago

facepalm they did not take it down, they still have the channel and will carry on the series.

[–]Sniper555666777 0 points1 point ago

Yes they have the YouTube channel but I was talking about the website they had. I should have been more clear

[–]StarCheese 0 points1 point ago

Oh ok. Never mind then, my bad.

[–]gH0o5T 2 points3 points ago

I was really shocked when I heard it. It was close to april fools so I thought it was a joke at first. Big disappointment.

[–]GwsGeorge 1 point2 points ago

RIP Edd Gould The best animator. FTFY

[–]fuzaco 158 points159 points ago

Do you guys really not know that 4chan hates reddit just as much as they hate 9gag?

Edit: Are you happy now?

[–]ProjectGSX 20 points21 points ago

Yeah, but Reddit loves 4Chan so they just choose to ignore it.

[–]thebigger 8 points9 points ago

Lot of Redditors are 30 year olds who were on 4chan a decade ago in college, and like to see articles from the German press interspersed with the lulz.

[–]Shnead 2 points3 points ago

4chan wasn't around a decade ago.

[–]thebigger 1 point2 points ago

I'm in my 30s and I was in my 20s then. That's a decade. 9 years officially. Sorry.

[–]clickitie_click 109 points110 points ago

4chan hates 4chan as much they hate 9gag

[–]merwaan123 10 points11 points ago

4chan hates 4chan like Reddit hates Reddit

[–]VikingSlayer 15 points16 points ago

Anon hates himself as much as he hates 9gag

[–]Doctorwhoisawsome 0 points1 point ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

[–]skinnyowner 44 points45 points ago

4chan hates everything though

[–]IronLung420 18 points19 points ago

Except dicks.

[–]ConspicuousUsername -4 points-3 points ago

And cats. Dicks and cats.

[–]9ambassador 9 points10 points ago

and cats with dicks...

[–]Red_Leader123 4 points5 points ago

and dicks on cats

[–]GwsGeorge 2 points3 points ago

And dicks in cats.

[–]skinnyowner 0 points1 point ago

Dicks In dicks too

[–]ImRussell 8 points9 points ago

4Chan hates 4Chan.

[–]gH0o5T 5 points6 points ago

They ruined 4Chan!

[–]Haust 2 points3 points ago

You 4Chan sure are a contentious people

[–]CowSarlacc 1 point2 points ago

You've just made an enemy for life!

[–]Curiosity_man 42 points43 points ago

An enemy of my enemy is my friend?

[–]cjhanpatty 32 points33 points ago

Its like russia and america in ww2 both hate each but have to work with each other to get rid od 9gag

[–]Captain_Awesomex 19 points20 points ago

4channer here. 99% of us hate you just as much as 9gag.

[–]diegocg 28 points29 points ago

> Implying that you are not a redditor

[–]BryanBeast13 16 points17 points ago

Implying Captain isn't a fag

[–]Captain_Awesomex -1 points0 points ago

I said 99% dumbass

[–]Red_Leader123 5 points6 points ago

captain is an angry south pole elf

[–]patmcdoughnut 1 point2 points ago

call me elf....one more time

[–]HeatSlinger 0 points1 point ago

Elf.

[–]Apollo64 5 points6 points ago

Redditor here. Pretty sure at least 50% of 4chan and reddit are a shared userbase.

[–]Slappyhour 8 points9 points ago

Redditor here.

No fucking shit, Sherlock.

[–]Apollo64 2 points3 points ago

It was a joke, since Captain-Awesomex seems to think he isn't a redditor.

[–]Slappyhour 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure he realises he's a redditor, but he was clarifying that he is a 4channer as well. It's pretty obvious that if you're on reddit you're a redditor, but I would never have guessed he was a 4channer if he hadn't said.

[–]Captain_Awesomex 0 points1 point ago

Never said that. I said I'm primarily a 4channer. To be honest I'm more of a internetter

[–]Red_Leader123 0 points1 point ago

no way! you're a redditor??

[–]SpottyGiraffe 3 points4 points ago

agreed. As a 4channer as well, reddit is full of douches but there are few gems in here. I visit both.

[–]SmartAssX 15 points16 points ago

gem gem gem

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[–]Captain_Awesomex 2 points3 points ago

This

[–]FlyingJib 0 points1 point ago

ctrl+f "This" was not disappoint.

[–]Captain_Awesomex 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Ajinho 33 points34 points ago

Do you guys really dont know

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[–]so_carelessly_here 3 points4 points ago

I read it about 4 times. I thought maybe I could find some hidden sense in there somewhere.

WELL, THERE IS NONE.

[–]OmniChaosTheory 14 points15 points ago

                     Your english,
                 It gave me cancer.

[–]TheReverend403 8 points9 points ago

"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Reddit and 4Chan! Or Tumblr and 4Chan! Or Memebase and 4Chan! Or 4Chan and 4Chan! Damn 4Chan! They ruined 4Chan!"

"You 4Channers sure are a contentious people."

"You just made an enemy for life!"

[–]jnethery 2 points3 points ago

Do you really not know that 4chan isn't one person?

[–]inthefantry 1 point2 points ago

No they don't, they hate reddit, but they hate 9gag more than reddit.

[–]cirillios -3 points-2 points ago

Do you really don't know that that it should be "really not know?

[–]Wulftastic 13 points14 points ago

i know its eddsworld but source on this episode?

[–]Wulftastic 13 points14 points ago

[–]AlterBridgeFan 6 points7 points ago

A true animator, from start to the end.

[–]d3dsh33p 7 points8 points ago

I like how reddit is trying to be like 4chan

[–]Amateur_Ninja 6 points7 points ago

R.I.P. Edd. We all miss you.

[–]TheJEBSProductions 3 points4 points ago

WHY ARE WE MATT. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT.

[–]Failscout 1 point2 points ago

Because we're self-absorbed and care about no-one but ourselves.

[–]TheJEBSProductions 0 points1 point ago

i still don't like matt.

[–]Wundt 3 points4 points ago

4chan is wearing the skin of dead babies and tranny penis. This shit we got here... Kid stuff.

[–]Grammar_Nazi009 4 points5 points ago

My first day on 4Chan, I saw more fucked up shit than I see in one month on Reddit.

[–]IgnosticZealot 1 point2 points ago

Dead babies are out, they lost out to dogs being thrown off of tall buildings. Also, what's wrong with transvestite penis?

[–]CriminalMacabre 2 points3 points ago

Rip Edd Gourd, you magnificent bastard

[–]gH0o5T 2 points3 points ago

Gould* And downvote for the 'magnificent bastard'.

[–]michzoozoo -1 points0 points ago

We have no soul?

[–]CB983 0 points1 point ago

The cavalry rides cats.

[–]AlterBridgeFan 1 point2 points ago

Edd owns the frontpage of reddit.

[–]Jombo65 1 point2 points ago

Edd.... :(

[–]unireed 0 points1 point ago

the 4chan one should at least look older, more like a vietnam vet that's seen it all.

[–]MEWOVER9000 1 point2 points ago

4Chan has incredibly funny content, but its so unorganized you will most likey just find gore and bad porno.

[–]TegaladTDM 0 points1 point ago

RIP Edd Gould 1988-2012

[–]no_more_jokes 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because you think 4chan doesn't fucking hate reddit

[–]ermagerdermah 0 points1 point ago

Eddsworld :D

[–]policies94 0 points1 point ago

R.I.P Edd Gould One of the best animators.

[–]synysterlove 1 point2 points ago

Of course Tom had to be 9gag...:(

[–]logan38a 0 points1 point ago

R.I.P edd

[–]SirHephaestus 0 points1 point ago

Wrong..

[–]DaveAlt19 0 points1 point ago

But... Tomska!

[–]trolltamer5 0 points1 point ago

Why can't we be edd?

[–]Sireph 1 point2 points ago

RIP Eddsworld

[–]PsychowithanRPG 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is a Ginger? So THATS why it steals souls!! It all makes sense now!

[–]SonOfAGrayHairedMan 0 points1 point ago

Wait... we respect Tumblr?

[–]lozzer69 0 points1 point ago

R.i.p Edd Gould

[–]Consequence6 0 points1 point ago

I don't really understand what this gif means, but fuck 9gag :D!

[–]Thatonepsycho -1 points0 points ago

Switch Tumblr's helmet with Reddit's, it looks more like an upvote...

[–]ElricG 1 point2 points ago

But literally none of these groups like each other. (For the most part). It's also the great internet OC Train. 4chan to Reddit to Tumblr to 9gag.

[–]bytemunch 0 points1 point ago

So... MySpace is Tord?

[–]Obangutang -1 points0 points ago

LOL 9GAG SUCKS RITE?! I KNOW RITE~!? HAHAHAH WOW THATS SO FUNNY. YOU MADE FUN OF 9 GAG LOL! 9 GAG IS THE WORST! LOL

[–]Derekabutton -5 points-4 points ago

I'm just going to leave this here.

[–]ZaneBarrow 0 points1 point ago

4chan isn't skullfucking a toddler. This picture is hugely inaccurate.

[–]unit2244 0 points1 point ago

edd gould was a brit though

[–]Gedude10 -4 points-3 points ago

Is Facebook on the Ground bleeding out and twitter cradling a grenade on the ground.

[–]leworkaccount -2 points-1 points ago

4chan is off in the village raping a 14 year old girl and burning her body.

Oh, wait, that was the US army.

[–]trentown -3 points-2 points ago

Why did I watch this for so long ?!?!?!?!?