I accidentally mentioned our sex life to my girlfriend's parents

hopsinduo · 11 days

I have currently got a sport of subtly insinuating that certain sexual acts have taken place, between my girlfriend and I, to her farther... It's no fun with her mother. She retaliated by explaining the magnitude of her husbands cock and how during oral it is quite the inconvenience.

Scooder · 11 days

Friend of mine was in his girlfriend's parent's van. He's riding shotgun, dad's driving, gf and mom behind. They're driving home from some kind of party/get together, he's tipsy as per usual... gf says something snarky, he turns around and replies 'When we get home, I'm gonna stick it in your BUTT'.

biscuit_0 · 11 days

My boyfriend and I stayed at his family home for the weekend during the first year of college, and we had started up some files on Pokemon Silver and Gold and were in the middle of a trade. His mom pokes her head in the door to say goodnight and asks, "What are you doing?" and my boyfriend replies, "Trading Pokemon".

His mother pauses, looks at me, and says "...I'm not so sure THAT'S what she wants [boyfriend name]". She leaves, and we just looked at each other and said "Did she.........?"

dodecaheytheredron · 11 days

I was in the car with my then girlfriend, her parents and her younger sister. My then girlfriend brought up the topic of her squeaky bed, and how it made a noise, as if the bolt wasn't tight enough. Most uncomfortable car ride of my life.

MisaMisa21 · 11 days

What did you say?

grimslo · 11 days

My fiancée and I just had our first child this month. She is 22, and I am 23. When we told her mother that she was pregnant, her response was "What?! When did you start having sex? I thought you were still a virgin!" We have been sleeping in the same bed for three years, and we even had an apartment on our own for one of those years. I guess she thought we were waiting for marriage.

CannibalBanana · 11 days

So semi related:

Girlfriend (19) mentions that she had told her mum that we've had sex. At first I'm all like ohgodwhy.jpg. Then she tells me that her mum cracked open two beers, kept one to drink and gave the other to my gf, and said "Look at this. My daughter's in college, I'm fine with her drinking a beer, AND she's getting laid."

That went a lot better than expected.

IngGoodface · 11 days

Relevant XKCD

Znt · 11 days

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umokumok · 11 days

This whole situation has just turned our sex life upside-down face.

ShadowRam · 11 days

Same reaction,

When I said to my father-in-law who shaved what was left of his beard off due to chemo and was then sporting an epic mustache.

"You look like Jack Layton!"

/facepalm

nicklogan · 11 days

Similar thing happened with my girlfriend (now wife) and I. A little backstory, her dad (6'4" 260lbs) was in prison for homicide and I (5'6" 150lbs) only met him one other time (locked up then too).

Story: I said "Yeah she was so tired and wasn't used to me sleeping next to her that after moving my stuff into her place she rolled over and smacked me in the face to turn off the alarm."

Dad: serious scowl

Me: oblivious, then slowly realized what I said..

Dad: stopped and just laughed

Me: excuse me while I go clean the turtle of of my pants.

Gf/wife: a while afterwards "well everything went better than expected."

Me: "are you fucking kidding me? He almost killed me when he found out I was fucking his only daughter!"

Gf/wife: "oh I told him before, he was just fucking with you!"

Pike1914 · 11 days

Can't remember context of gif from the show. Any help?

kittymaridameowcy · 11 days

I believe I look at my boyfriend like this at least twice a day.

mcknicker · 11 days

Accidently how?

Mother: "Would you like some peas?"
You: "No thanks, ever since your daughter discovered an insatiable urge to stick my penis into her mouth literally 24 hours a day, I've found that peas don't quite agree with me. She also loves anal."

Mushiemallows · 11 days

When I told my mum that me and my boyfriend had sex (at 16 years of age...) she said "Ooh, my baby is growing up!" and got all happy. Is that a strange reaction...?

souldonkey · 11 days

I go on a canoe trip every year with my wife's father and brothers. 3rd year I went with them (not married yet) I made a joke about enjoying doggy style in front of all of them. Her dad and oldest brother laughed their asses off and her other 2 brothers fist bumped me. I think you're doing it wrong if this is not the reaction you received.

To be fair though, this trip is men only and that may have played a part in their reaction to this news.

dangoodspeed · 11 days

My girlfriend mentioned it at my family's Thanksgiving dinner. Fortunately only my siblings heard, and not my parents or grandmother :-p

VomitEverywhere · 11 days

One time I was eating dinner with my ex and her parents and I said I wanted a set of ben wah balls. I thought I was talking about the Chinese chime balls that you rotate in your hands to relax. I think her parents figured out what I was talking about. They didn't react in a way that suggested that they thought I was referring to the vaginal exercise balls.

bezitazita · 11 days

My boyfriend's parents found out we had a sex life. Mind you, we're in our 20's, but I don't think anything besides marriage can take away this reaction.

Shadesoflight · 11 days

This belongs in /r/reactiongifs , but it still made me chuckle. Here's an upvote.

lawlshane · 11 days

How do you accidentally do that? "So I was struggling to get my limp dick in your daughter the other day and I thought to myself, gee, her mom makes some great dinner!"

You're probably just using a bullshit story to post a stupid gif and get karma.

DirtyMonday · 11 days

My girlfriend's father jokes with me about it. Not usually anything more than a "That's what she said" type joke though, noting specific. Really awkward for her but we get a good laugh.

AdamDeVine · 11 days

The details are overwhelming...

davidofderbyshire · 11 days

How did you bring it up?

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