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[–]OrangeThrower 530 points531 points ago

And all this time she was telling her boyfriend "he is just a friend, don't worry"

[–]elmoredudd 248 points249 points ago

haha that hit home.

[–]soulcontrol221 144 points145 points ago

Same here unfortunately

[–]ElDanio 96 points97 points ago

One of my gfs was talking to me about how her manager was immature and spent all his money on his car. 2 months later she leaves me saying she's not ready for a relationship. 2 weeks later she is with this guy and she expresses on facebook how much she loves his car.

I didn't cry...

[–]Fernandifunk 11 points12 points ago

....much

[–]Windsurfer 5 points6 points ago

Bam, right in the past experiences.

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[–]Offensive_Brute 42 points43 points ago

lolI had a girlfriend one time who tried pulling this shit on me. She really believed he just wanted to be her friend. I asked her simply to confront him about his motives. She did, and the dude answered honestly. "Of course I wanna fuck you". It was a wierd kinda "welcome to the real world" comforting, but I also wanted to say "I told you so." and do a little dance. Some women really are oblivious to mens intentions. They either assume its always sex, or that its never sex. They seem to lack the tools to navigate the shades of gray that exist.

[–]Spectralhook 77 points78 points ago

I long ago learnt to not be bothered by these kinds of "friends". Look, you can't control what your partner does. I see these guys all the time. If my girlfriend is in a situation where one of them has made her their "goal", I'll sit her down and tell her my concerns. No arguing, no jealously, and no forbidding her to see them. She's a grown woman welcome to do what she wants. I've done all I think I need to to warn her about the dangers friendships like these entail.

If she then decides to cheat on me, that's entirely on her. I'd rather have a relationship end like that, then succeed only because I have to actively control who she socialises with. I've got zero interest in a relationship only sustainable due to my paranoia about her actions.

[–]Eversmot 18 points19 points ago

I like your style man, noted.

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 617 points618 points ago

And it only took 5 years.

[–]marimbaguy715 723 points724 points ago

[–]dqsl 160 points161 points ago

[–]Xen0nex 38 points39 points ago

[–]AndMen87 12 points13 points ago

ouch

[–]patefoisgras 377 points378 points ago

Dear God, this one stings.

[–]unjson 163 points164 points ago

Right in the feels.

[–]Draedgal 194 points195 points ago

[–]10inchdisc 30 points31 points ago

Take me to the place I love

[–]DrPeacemaker 27 points28 points ago

Take me all the way.

[–]Dont_do_dat 9 points10 points ago

Heroin.

[–]nariox 112 points113 points ago

Hey look, that's me!

[–]KEEPCARLM 39 points40 points ago

Hey look! that's that tool who speaks to my GF on FB whenever he gets chance!

[–]Noir24 4 points5 points ago

That exact tool made my GF a necklace in the beginning of our relationship, almost felt sorry for the guy.

[–]Ceejae 45 points46 points ago

You now owe me two parts of happiness.

[–]Ravelthus 46 points47 points ago

This hurts. So, so, so fucking much.

FUCK IT, WHERE'S MY BOTTLE OF GREY GOOSE

[–]NvaderGir 29 points30 points ago

...

Fuck.

[–]Nirgilis 27 points28 points ago

That shit hurts man! It describes my thought process 5 years ago perfectly.

[–]StickSauce 145 points146 points ago

Persistence pays off.

[–]wannabecarttonist 719 points720 points ago

Keep trying. You never know.

[–]tooCheezy 103 points104 points ago

Your cartoons are so awesome dude! Your novelty account is becoming one of my new favorites next to "shitty"watercolor. Keep it up!

[–]Traumahawk 75 points76 points ago

SWC AND WBC

BATTLE ROYALE

I DEMAND IT

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 29 points30 points ago

Not much of a Battle Royale with only two people. I vote that we get all of the art/media-producing novelty accounts to do a full-scale Battle Royale.

Whether this be a wrestling-style Battle Royale, or an explosive-bomb-collar-on-an-island Battle Royale I shall leave up to you...

[–]NotaMethAddict 97 points98 points ago

I held open the door for a girl, do I cash my sex in now or later?

[–]boredatwork920 20 points21 points ago

You are forced to take it in 50 smaller sums.

[–]Saicotic 6 points7 points ago

But I need a lump sum.

[–]Forever_Capone 8 points9 points ago

Best I can do is a hug every month or so.

[–]b00n96 30 points31 points ago

Never :(

[–]7zark77 6 points7 points ago

As does blackmail.

[–]stir_the_pot 41 points42 points ago

And hundreds of dicks later.

[–]well_welp_ok 30 points31 points ago

and thousands of back rubs, rides to her dates with other guys, hour conversations on why she cant find a good guy, free movies, free dinners. not that i'd know or anything. just a wild guess here.

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 1240 points1241 points ago

[–]Alexxandros 366 points367 points ago

[–]YourOldBoyRickJames 31 points32 points ago

The last time I saw this gif it was spliced in with a gif of a golf ball landing in a woman's arse. I'd completely forgotten, and just spent the past 10 minutes giggling like a little girl haha. thanks.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 346 points347 points ago

[–]feketegy 121 points122 points ago

This is the guy who realized he got out from the friendzone

[–]turkeyllama 168 points169 points ago

Thanks for pointing that out

[–]wasduf 188 points189 points ago

[–]blaw_blaw 191 points192 points ago

[–]Tzer-O 1141 points1142 points ago

Meanwhile, everyone who is still friendzoned

Edit: So this is what it feels like to get 900+ karma for a single comment. Straight to the moon!

[–]PerilPhoSho 251 points252 points ago

Poort Colbert.

[–]bearXential 80 points81 points ago

Did you just sneak in another silent "T"?

[–]Punkmaffles 7 points8 points ago

He did, and I didn't notice until I read your comment..

[–]helium_hydrogen 205 points206 points ago

I'd unfriendzone Stephen Colbert any day.ifyouknowwhatImean.

[–]Britredditor 140 points141 points ago

Iknowwhatyoumean

[–]Take42 125 points126 points ago

Whyarewewhispering?

[–]Britredditor 185 points186 points ago

becauseofthemonsters

[–]Brruceling 6 points7 points ago

they'reonlyrealifyoubelieveinthem

[–]macoylo 14 points15 points ago

What is this? A comment thread for ants?

[–]eeviltwin 30 points31 points ago

Hey, you misspel--OHHHH... <upvotes>

[–]SupermanV2 144 points145 points ago

I love it that Karl Stefanovic is an internationally used gif. One of my favourite aussie personalities.

[–]KosherNazi 119 points120 points ago

TIL awesome-fistpunch-guy's real name.

[–]NotaMethAddict 37 points38 points ago

The city where I live (Manitowoc) has a company that makes ice machines. They're in a lot of hotels around the country and every time I see one I feel like some sort of local celebrity. Probably the same feeling there.

[–]neverve 205 points206 points ago

[–]Lemuria_91 48 points49 points ago

[–]CaiserZero 174 points175 points ago

[–]barrelotomato 62 points63 points ago

Aww.... I was expecting dora and boots singing the song.

[–]daleadil 19 points20 points ago

You must have children. I simultaneously feel happy and sorry for you.

[–]fuck_its_my_ex 730 points731 points ago

Fuck yeah! Whats the secret?

[–]NotaMethAddict 1802 points1803 points ago

Being attractive.

[–]SuperPanic 1462 points1463 points ago

And not being unattractive

[–]JayJayBn 713 points714 points ago

Well, shit..

[–]ends_with_comma 321 points322 points ago

There are plenty of other ways other than being attractive. For instance,

[–]OutoflurkintoLight 182 points183 points ago

Step 1. Meet the girl

Step 2. Become friends with the girl

Step 3. ???

Step 4. UN-FRIENDZONED

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 103 points104 points ago

3 is profit... for her. As in money.

[–]Kakoose 30 points31 points ago

thats what i called a gold diggerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–]ultimatetor 76 points77 points ago

I think I'm going to enjoy this novely account,

[–]NotaMethAddict 45 points46 points ago

I can't tell if I hate it or love it. On one hand it's funny,

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 26 points27 points ago

On the other hand I wanted to hear what it had to say. I'll tell you what though,

[–]Batcaptain 9 points10 points ago

Dicks.

[–]ruinersclub 26 points27 points ago

,have a giant dong.

[–]bretttwarwick 9 points10 points ago

$$

[–]thatguywithnowalls 825 points826 points ago

[–]YourDad 54 points55 points ago

[–]lofi76 272 points273 points ago

That is absolutely adorable.

[–]ThatJesterJeff 181 points182 points ago

I found it rather sad...

[–]Windows_98 427 points428 points ago

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

[–]Stalejokesbakedfresh 107 points108 points ago

I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take.

[–]heimdall237 94 points95 points ago

When people run in circles its a very very

[–]TheSandyRavage 33 points34 points ago

Its rather horrifying.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points46 points ago

When a baby flicks on the frown switch, you know your ears are going to suffer shortly after.

[–]BluntStatement 39 points40 points ago

If you cry back louder, it will stop.

[–]Sohcahtoa82 40 points41 points ago

Everyone thinks you're joking, but I've done it and it works. Baby started fussing, and I fussed louder, and he just stopped and looked at me. If I stopped, he'd start again, and so I would too. After about 3 or 4 times, he gave up and was quiet.

[–]godgoo 25 points26 points ago

AAAAAH! AAAAH! AAAH AH! I'm beating you!

[–]daftpunkfunk 36 points37 points ago

At least my right hand doesn't judge...

[–]Whitewinters 62 points63 points ago

Oh, it does. It just can't speak up. :D

[–]dmagee33 19 points20 points ago

Sometimes i think it wants to say "really dude? That? You should be ashamed of yourself"

[–]C-4 61 points62 points ago

Not being a meth addict helps as well.

[–]hooplah 52 points53 points ago

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 19 points20 points ago

I have news for you which you're probably not going to like...

[–]zalixaz 7 points8 points ago

that's for the attractive part above not the meth part

[–]ZombieGrenadier 5 points6 points ago

Well, he's also rich - don't forget that part.

[–]tarekiswhat 18 points19 points ago

Actually, that depends on the girl.

[–]diewhitegirls 23 points24 points ago

Plus he has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

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[–]cherenkov_blue 116 points117 points ago

Deshi basara basara!

[–]thewetcoast 85 points86 points ago

When the friend zone is in ashes, you have my permission to date.

[–]Machinax 73 points74 points ago

The Nice Guy Rises

[–]Anon2971 65 points66 points ago

"You don't owe her any more. You've given her everything."

"Not everything. Not yet."

[–]skwirrlmaster 19 points20 points ago

"Not everything... Just the tip"

[–]TwoLegsBetter 57 points58 points ago

You have merely adopted the friendzone, I was born in it, moulded by it.

[–]17Hongo 15 points16 points ago

I did not see a real relationship until I was a man.

[–]compto35 29 points30 points ago

Fish fish pasta pasta

[–]Markuss69 59 points60 points ago

Just kinda wave your penis around, she'll get the message.

[–]YourOldBoyRickJames 37 points38 points ago

What is that yellow hazard sign for?

[–]Cobruh 30 points31 points ago

it's for his pee-pee.

[–]bitparity 117 points118 points ago

Learning that girls have surprisingly low standards, and that YOU TOO can be one of those low standards.

God how I wish I knew this in high school...

[–]FuzzyBlumpkinz 331 points332 points ago

Actually I have a rather good way of escaping friend zone - disappear. No seriously, if you've been friendzoned, stop talking/texting/FBing/redditing/and seeing the person for a while(minimum two-three months, I recommend 5 or 6, and if you're long time friends a year or so). Work on yourself during this time, make yourself more appealing to that person. When the time is right, go back in with confidence and make your intentions clear(flirt, compliment, ask on a date). It's worked for me 4 times out of the 5 times I've tried it. Just beware - if the relationship goes sour, you've basically lost them for a long, long time.

[–]ichangedmyname 206 points207 points ago

This is the best advice on it. I've done it also, but it has never taken me more than 2-3 months of no contact for the chick to realize the mistakes she had been making.

The other easy way is to NOT BE A PUSSY. Let your feelings be known from the get-go. Once you start liking a girl, tell her. If she doesn't feel the same way, move on. There are plenty of girls out there, and I bet you're lying to yourself if you truly think that this girl right here is the best you'll ever come across. Hint: there will always be someone out there who looks better, is smarter, tells better jokes, laughs more at your stupid jokes, and fucks better than the girl you're currently ruining your life over.

Edit: Shin-LaC tried calling me out, so I'll make things a bit easier to understand. When I'm describing that better girl, I also meant to indicate that this better girl would be someone who also has an interest in you. Hell, it can't get any worse than the current situation, though, right? Why not take the chance with something better?

[–]MegaFireDonkey 114 points115 points ago

Hint: there will always be someone out there who looks better, is smarter, tells better jokes, laughs more at your stupid jokes, and fucks better than the girl you're currently ruining your life over.

Despite what that other guy says, I really needed to read this right now, so thanks for typing it. Interestingly, I just ended a 7 year relationship with a girl that I was best friends with for a year before dating (so 8 years total I guess?). It was a truly fantastic experience, however, if you actually are best friends with someone, it makes the breakup exponentially that much worse. The last week of my life has been hell. Still, here's hoping for that better looking, smarter, funnier girl to come along.

[–]deejaweej 6 points7 points ago

I came out if a 6 year one. She was everything to me. It took a little over 6 months of heavy searching before I found someone I was interested in. Almost a year later now and three rejections, but I'm still looking. Just keep your chin up, even when it seems like there aren't anymore out there.

[–]bizkut 11 points12 points ago

I know the feels bro. Just had a similar thing with a 3 and a half year relationship. Was my best friend.

[–]Syphon8 66 points67 points ago

Hint: there will always be someone out there who looks better, is smarter, tells better jokes, laughs more at your stupid jokes, and fucks better than the girl you're currently ruining your life over.

Unfortunately, to the best of our knowledge and despite our greatest attempts, love is not quantifiable.

[–]Vesperidone 8 points9 points ago

Or yknow, if you don't like being friends with a woman, don't be.

[–]5mokahontas 63 points64 points ago

But it fucking sucks for the girl if her best friend just ditches her for month at a time. I'd be pretty hurt, and you'd probably lose major points.

[–]foodeater184 58 points59 points ago

In this case the relationship is imbalanced and very bad for the guy. He has a crush and she does not, but she keeps him around anyway while he bottles up his feelings for the sake of his "friendship" that he wants more from. She gets more out of it than him. If it sucks for the girl when the guy disappears, she will consider why she wants him around. If it doesn't work out for the guy then at least he's no longer in a soul-crushing quasi-friendship anymore. Best is to not let it get to that point in the first place, but guys are dumb and think it will help them get a girlfriend. This is the correct method for getting out of that.

[–]nanonanopico 11 points12 points ago

This doesn't really work for close friends, but those you should be close enough to to explain how you feel.

[–]MrShow 28 points29 points ago

Simple. You just barge in on her when she's masturbating loudly in her bedroom.

[–]Ioncannon 15 points16 points ago

Then tell Reddit it went okay.

[–]bacon_butter 50 points51 points ago

My boyfriend was only my best friend until he got up the courage to say (word for word) "I like you like you".

[–]Xavdidtheshadow 124 points125 points ago

Truly a wordsmith.

[–]whyoulittle 42 points43 points ago

where do i learn such smith? I've been to Orgrimmar‎ three times. All i got was "me not that kind of orc"

[–]Meowschwitz420 12 points13 points ago

did this go down on the playground during 5th grade?

[–]papajohn56 50 points51 points ago

Not being a bitch and actually asking her out

[–]imperfect5th 97 points98 points ago

Stepping up and being the man.

[–]clothes_are_optional 89 points90 points ago

what do you mean? i thought i just had to continue stalking her on facebook

[–]BigSwedenMan 37 points38 points ago

I get that it's a joke, but in all seriousness confidence is huge

[–]dmagee33 26 points27 points ago

Confidence is everything. It's the gas that drives the car. Without it, you're not going anywhere.

[–]skocznymroczny 71 points72 points ago

confident guys get all the chicks because they are confident because they get all the chicks

[–]Osiris32 6 points7 points ago

Nope. I'm now 18+ months into a relationship with a girl well outside my league because I went in with quiet confidence when I asked her out. Did I get "all the chicks?" No, not even close. Until I met my gf I'd had exactly TWO successful relationships that had lasted longer than 6 months, and that's including high school AND junior high into the mix. The number of one-night stands I'd had could be counted on one hand.

What made me feel confident was when I realized one day that feeling sorry for myself did absolutely dick. Fuck being chubby and ugly, I can do something about those!! I can exercise, I can eat better, I can take better care of my skin, I can dress better, I can cut off my long greasy hair. Boom, huge turn around in the course of a year or so, and damn if I didn't feel better afterward. I felt like I could conquer the world.

Then I went to the bar to hang out with some friends, and I met this tall girl with long black hair, a body that could feature in the lyrics for Brick House, and a smile that could make even the most chaste of men think extremely impure thoughts. I took an extra swig of gin and tonic, silently asked the boys if they could throw just a little more testosterone my way for a moment, and asked her out. Poor girl said yes. Today is officially 1 year and 7 months that we've been together, and I figure it's probably never going to end.

TL;DR - You don't need notches on your belt to feel confident. A little self improvement and you'll get that confidence on your own.

[–]jackdbunny 13 points14 points ago

Just do the same thing I did to become an instant astronaut-rockstar-superhero: lie about it!

[–]Brad3000 152 points153 points ago

Stop it. You're giving people hope.

[–]redditor3000 6 points7 points ago

Oh god, you're right. Now redditors will think it's a good idea to stay in the friend zone

[–]Great_Gig_In_The_Sky 553 points554 points ago

Yeah but it happened in NJ so it's not like it counted in real life.

[–]tls445 240 points241 points ago

I hate you.

[–]doug_vinny 38 points39 points ago

My girlfriend was my best friend for 4 years before we started dating. Where's my fucking party?

[–]AvianAzure 35 points36 points ago

[–]Toffeldjuret 10 points11 points ago

[–]fvicio 169 points170 points ago

Is like Bruce Wayne getting out of the pit

[–]gage117 198 points199 points ago

Hey Satan how's it feel for it finally to be cold down there?

[–]flytaggart1 108 points109 points ago

No bacon for me tomorrow! All my pigs are gone!

[–]gage117 86 points87 points ago

And in other news tonight Democracy has reached Cuba

[–]SC33 89 points90 points ago

This just in: North Korea no longer best Korea.

[–]svenhoek86 64 points65 points ago

Banned from /r/pyangyong

Edit: Mother fucker. I just clicked on the first one to come up automatically from RES when I was typing it in. Nice, I had no idea that sub existed.

[–]freerangehuman 7 points8 points ago

/r/pyongyang has UNBANNED EVERYONE and adopted **Democracy**.

[–]kithkatul 36 points37 points ago

After reading Dante's Inferno this stopped making sense.

[–]Bass3642 70 points71 points ago

Put him on a god damn Wheaties box

[–]HurricaneHugo 46 points47 points ago

No link to the original?

[–]Bloody_Conspiracies 21 points22 points ago

So the only think OP changed is adding the "He did it!" picture?

How on earth does crap like this get upvotes?

[–]notarapist72 240 points241 points ago

AMA request: the one great man who fled the friend zone.

[–]logarythm 237 points238 points ago

he didn't "flee". he championed through it. he's a gorram hero.

[–]A_Shadow 106 points107 points ago

he is the hero reddit needs

[–]okay_063 76 points77 points ago

but not the one it deserves.

[–]mach-2 54 points55 points ago

So she'll bang him. . .

Because he can take it. . .

Because he's not her best friend.

[–]Kapps 21 points22 points ago

I think she's the one taking it actually.

[–]Draracle 23 points24 points ago

I got a girl, got friend-zoned, got unfriend-zoned, 6th anny was a week ago, first child is tomorrow.

[–]notarapist72 5 points6 points ago

I call shenanigans on your last agenda point

[–]GenericOnlineName 13 points14 points ago

"I have escaped the deep dark abyss of the 'Friend Zone' with only an ounce of dignity left. I am a shell of my former self but I feel as if this was worth the wait. AMA."

[–]choupy 65 points66 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks being friends before dating is better? Most people I've dated could be said as being in "the friendzone" before I dated them. I want to get to know them as a friend first, then date them if there is something there. I don't feel like I know someone well enough to date unless I've known that for a while. Is that so bad?

[–]devsighs 5 points6 points ago

That sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

[–]Picklepants44 9 points10 points ago

Spurs game?

[–]toost1cky 53 points54 points ago

Go Spurs!!!

[–]HearshotAtomDisaster 19 points20 points ago

I was wondering if anyone noticed thats a San Antonio crowd cheering on a Spurs game.

Represent!

[–]Thediepend 46 points47 points ago

[–]God_Man 42 points43 points ago

So you're saying there's a chance?

[–]MileoNz 20 points21 points ago

Even if it is one in a million

[–]colmemaybe 39 points40 points ago

Upvote,

Save,

Print,

Hang on wall for inspiration,

...

Profit.

[–]johnnyringo41 31 points32 points ago

I'm proud of you fellas. You kept your head on a swivel and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight!"

[–]Rosefae 73 points74 points ago

As a female who spent all of her teenage years getting rejected by best guy friends, I hate seeing people reacting to these posts as though it's a monumental win for the guy and the guy alone.

[–]Roddy0608 20 points21 points ago

It's a win for whoever was being put in the friend zone.

[–]goodguygroose 87 points88 points ago

[–]Derelyk 32 points33 points ago

I just checked his status.. last week he got a great paying job.

[–]shartdart 21 points22 points ago

There was this greek place in manchester nh called souvlaki.. your name made me nostalg~ upvotes for you sir.

[–]souvlaki86[S] 28 points29 points ago

I am greek....the food is indeed AMAZING :D

[–]impaleargo 9 points10 points ago

upvote just for it being the spurs fans on the bottom

[–]Kripposoft 134 points135 points ago

I pretty much want to bang all of my female friends.

And sometimes, when they're being really charming, some of my male friends too...

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 375 points376 points ago

Believe it or not, the qualities that make someone bangable can also make them a pretty cool friend. One party wanting more doesn't mean all the friendship was fake.

[–]YoungSerious 154 points155 points ago

Exactly. I am friends with a couple girls that are awesome. If they wanted to hook-up, I would be interested, but they are cool just to hang out with too.

[–]NightAria 107 points108 points ago

But do you complain about how they throw you in the friendzone?