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[–]iheartbakon 208 points209 points ago

[–]PolkSMASH[S] 26 points27 points ago

You, sir, win.

[–]wolfvision 17 points18 points ago

I,a,gree.

[–]Herr_Fegelein 4 points5 points ago

FEGELEIN

[–]mthomaseddy 1 point2 points ago

Genius.

[–]DiscerningDuck 2 points3 points ago

POWER OVERWHELMING

[–]Nightblade 3 points4 points ago

Where you get that lightning? PS plugin?

[–]iheartbakon 6 points7 points ago

Alien.Skin.Xenofex.v2.12.Retail.for.Adobe.Photoshop.Incl.Serial-FOSI

google that

[–]elj0h0 4 points5 points ago

Oh Fosi soft... Those were the days.

Not like you kids today with your torrents and your rock and roll music!

[–]Nightblade 0 points1 point ago

Keylogger? ;)

[–]takatakatakatak -5 points-4 points ago

u mean keygen?

[–]IPNaked 0 points1 point ago

keygenlogger

[–]takatakatakatak 1 point2 points ago

lol, reddit anti piracy brigade stomped ma head

[–]captisaac21198 53 points54 points ago

I honestly can't tell which is fake.

[–]HumourNoir 25 points26 points ago

The hands on the Emperor belong to the pope.

[–]iheartbakon 53 points54 points ago

The pope's hands belong on an 8 year old boy.

ZIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG!

[–]Lebran 35 points36 points ago

Yeees. Yeees. Let the rape flow THROUGH you.

[–]DollyPart-time 17 points18 points ago

...instead of letting it IMPREGNATE you.

[–]TheDentite[!] 8 points9 points ago

In cases of rape like this it is impossible to get pregnant.

[–]Tellmeyoulikerabbits 2 points3 points ago

They replaced the Popes face with the Emperor and darkened his cloak/robe thingy. Then they added Darth Vader into the picture.

[–]Lobotomus_Prime 21 points22 points ago

And now, young Skywalker... you will die.

[–]whyoulittle 3 points4 points ago

is Skywalker Jesus now?

[–]Avohaj 7 points8 points ago

Actually I think Darth Vader would be jesus.

[–]couchguy987 24 points25 points ago

Qui-Gon Jinn was Jesus, Obi Wan Kenobi was the Apostle Peter, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader represents the original Christianity that was corrupted by the Church of Rome/Emperor Palpatine, and Luke Skywalker represents the enlightened youth who will finally wake up and rediscover the true meaning of Christianity not as a religion but as a philosophy that "knowledge will set you free."

[–]afcagroo 2 points3 points ago

Now explain Jar-Jar Binks.

[–]billtaichi 1 point2 points ago

Potato!

[–]Avohaj 0 points1 point ago

I...I think I just got served. Well done.

[–]couchguy987 0 points1 point ago

Of course it's just speculation, but the archetypes seem to fit rather well.

[–]couchguy987 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, and the midichlorian vs. mitochondria connection is an interesting one as well.

http://www.sagajournal.com/smidichlorians.html

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

I think it could be an interesting connection if it was a coincidence, but we know for a fact that George used mitochodria as a direct inspiration for his little force bugs.

When one is blatantly and deliberately based on the other there's not much in the link to explore. Yeah they're similar, of course they're similar because one of them is based on the other, that's not a discovery.

[–]lunchboxg4 1 point2 points ago

Yup. A boy born of The Force to a mother with no father.

[–]vhaluus 0 points1 point ago

more like Darwin or Galileo

[–]moriquendo 0 points1 point ago

Darwin was a protestant Unitarian, no? Plus, the Catholic church has no issues with evolution - the guys who do are evangelical protestant christians (mostly), whose version of the bible seems to consist mainly of "the Earth is flat.", "Homosexuals are an abomination.", and "Sarah Palin is a smart woman" (or something like that).
Galileo was a personal friend of pope Urban VIII and a devout catholic and did his best to abide by the church's prohibition of advocating the Copernican system, even though he did discuss it, since the church had not explicitly forbidden hypothetical discussion of it. The "Dialogues..." that brought him into trouble never explicitly supported the motion of the Earth or attacked the church, even though they were interpreted that way by Galileo's enemies in the church. The pope supported Galileo on several occasions but ultimately had to think of himself and his position as pope after being more or less accused of being "soft on defence" of the church's interests and doctrines (no, US politicians did not invent that politically powerful accusation).
This is not very surprising. The Vatican back then was the centre of the Papal States (which Pope Urban VIII helped expand by military campains, btw) and there was a lot of real world politics (and behind the scenes, borgia-esque machinations like bribery, nepotism, incest, assassinations and many more).
In any case, the true story is a lot more complex and interesting than the binary "Good Guy Galileo vs. Scumbag Pope" that is so popular (less to wrap your mind around, I guess), especially since this was the Renaissance and no one was just pope or just cardinal or just scientist, etc. - they all had other roles, interests, and many were successful in multiple domains (like for example Vincenzo Maculani: Cardinal, (military) architect, and inquisitor...).
p.s. Pre-emptively: I am well aware that the Borgias were a century earlier, which is why I used "borgia-esque".

[–]vhaluus 1 point2 points ago

have no problem now. Many things have changed as the church struggles to cling to life.

Fact is those two contributed to the death blows dealt to the Catholic church... it's death is just taking a very long time.

[–]TimeZarg 1 point2 points ago

zaps with lightning

You have paid the price for your lack of vision

[–]Dubbys 80 points81 points ago

The Pope is waaayyyy creepier

[–]BluePubicHair 46 points47 points ago

he doesn't need force lightning to tickle boys

[–]Zipper009 9 points10 points ago

ZIN-uh, um....

Zap?

[–]Flufnstuf 3 points4 points ago

Zip

[–]DollyPart-time 5 points6 points ago

Zap?

tickletickle

[–]buffalonkey -2 points-1 points ago

Vader never raped kids....

[–]namith 3 points4 points ago

He just murdered them!

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[–]Dubbys 3 points4 points ago

Wat?

[–]divine_metaphysics 28 points29 points ago

"Good...goood. The faith is strong with you. A powerful pope, you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Benedict II."

[–]Phallic 12 points13 points ago

Arise, chicken! Arise!

[–]nobitchingatreposts 7 points8 points ago

Seriously that word doesn't even make sense to me if chicken doesn't come after it.

[–]elj0h0 5 points6 points ago

Now kiss him deep, with tongue.

Ho ho... Just kid, just kid dirty boy...

Arise!

[–]markycapone 0 points1 point ago

seriously. that's all I think of when I see or hear anyone use that word.

[–]Speaking-of-segues 0 points1 point ago

reference??

[–]Phallic 2 points3 points ago

[–]Speaking-of-segues 0 points1 point ago

thank you for delivery

[–]CatrickStrayze 0 points1 point ago

Hahah, exactly what I was thinking too!

[–]dooml0r 5 points6 points ago

I like what the pope's doing with his hair these days. Reminds me of There's Something about Mary...

[–]equlix 4 points5 points ago

But the empire were the good guys remember?

[–]benkenobi5 10 points11 points ago

So we are upvoting reposts of reposts of reposts of reposts now... Good to know.

[–]kevincreeperpants 12 points13 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Pope Vader 4coms 2pts 4hrs pics
pretty much the same thing if you look at the general scheme of it 1com 0pts 2dys funny
The Dark Side of the Pew 2coms 10pts 2mos funny
Is it just me or does Pope looks a little too much like the Emperor? Behold Pope Palpatine! 4coms 7pts 24dys pics
Coincidence? I think not. 1com 31pts 28dys funny
Now it all makes sense. 0coms 14pts 2mos funny
What is thy bidding my master? 2coms 10pts 4mos funny
AHA! We caught you! 3coms 18pts 4mos funny
Pope Palpatine 61coms 959pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

Super repost!

[–]Cheeseducksg 6 points7 points ago

So it's been posted at least 9 times in the last 4 months, in /r/pics and /r/funny. There are over a million subscribers to /r/atheism, and less than 2000 upvotes. Is it that hard to believe that 0.2% of the /r/atheism's subscribers haven't seen this?

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[–]Cheeseducksg 3 points4 points ago

I do understand. But this is Reddit, where reposts get upvoted because people like them. To simply dismiss it because it's a repost says nothing of its value (in this case, it has some amount of humor).

But you're right, the fact is all of these upvotes aren't because nobody's seen it, or something like it. It's because people like reposts. One surefire way of karmawhoring is to find pictures on the front page, save them for a month or two, and upload them again.

Also, pictures are the easiest type media to consume. They don't take time like videos, or time and effort like news articles or self-posts. So while the value of this particular post might be 3/10 for humor, a self-post with a value of 9/10 for being interesting and though-provoking will never see the front page, because who can be bothered to read it?

[–]kevincreeperpants -3 points-2 points ago

ive seen it on three websites and on facebook five times....

[–]AnEnglishDoctor 2 points3 points ago

And that proves...what, exactly?

[–]kevincreeperpants -1 points0 points ago

it proves you are a douchebag.

[–]6damien66 1 point2 points ago

and...... FIGHT!

[–]kevincreeperpants -1 points0 points ago

[–]WordWarrior81 6 points7 points ago

Because, as always, there are people who haven't seen the previous posts. Upvotes have the final say.

[–]woodyear99 3 points4 points ago

Never saw it before. Glad I got to see it.

[–]benkenobi5 0 points1 point ago

I find this difficult to believe.... Pics like this have been floating around ever since he was elected over 7 years ago... But maybe a few people have been living under rocks, who knows?

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[–]WordWarrior81 0 points1 point ago

I agree that the original artist should be credited, but sometimes it's not worth the hassle to trace it back. Some memes seem to become common property over time.

[–]SoapBars 5 points6 points ago

Because I love star wars... You sir/ma'am get an upvote.

[–]PolkSMASH[S] 0 points1 point ago

I promise to use it only for good.

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 5 points6 points ago

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

[–]Deimos56 0 points1 point ago

So what you're saying is that he should use it for evil occasionally. For good.

[–]rghd 7 points8 points ago

Honest question from an atheist here...

What the fuck does this have to do with atheism?

[–]Conkerkid11 27 points28 points ago

Well you see... A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

[–]Tself 4 points5 points ago

r/atheism is more of a tumblr nowadays. I go to /r/freethought for the articles now.

[–]koavf 0 points1 point ago

Nothing at all. That's why it's posted here.

[–]windowlicker9k 0 points1 point ago

It would be boring with all these kind of posts. Then it would be like,

"Hey guys, I'm atheist!"

"Cool man, join the club!"

The end.

[–]steve_n_doug_boutabi -1 points0 points ago

agreed, r/atheism is more of a tumblr. all i see are pictures with quotes attacking/talking/mentioning/pointing out/whatever you want to call it/making fun of christianity, as if that was the only religion in the world these days...

[–]analogkid1 3 points4 points ago

r/atheism is generally made up of people that are against religions that worship the Abrahamic god. We despise Islam, Christianity and Judaism. Islam being the worst, but most of us are exposed to Christianity on a daily basis - so that is where the bulk of our "attacking/talking/mentioning/pointing out/whatever you want to call it/" is focused.

[–]adwarakanath 0 points1 point ago

We should make fun of Hinduism too guys. Don@t leave me out.

[–]analogkid1 -1 points0 points ago

While I think that praying in front of an elephant god or a god with multiple arms is silly, at least you guys aren't knocking on my door, telling me I'm going to hell for not doing the same.

[–]adwarakanath 0 points1 point ago

Nah mate, you'll just be reborn again and again on this planet. Imagine having to do that in either the middle east or the american south etc...

I'm no longer Hindu. Stopped believing when I was 6-ish or so.

[–]Tself 0 points1 point ago

The caste system is actually pretty fucked up IMO.

[–]rghd -1 points0 points ago

Biggest strawman ever. You've probably encountered like 2 door-to-door missionaries ever.

Hell, living in Mormon filled towns, I only saw them once every few months if that.

Then you just tell them to fuck off and nothing is lost.

[–]analogkid1 0 points1 point ago

Fix: at least you guys aren't knocking on everyone's door, telling people they're going to hell for not doing the same.

[–]maneil99 -1 points0 points ago

You speak for most of r/athiesm? Who put you in charge

[–]BretOne -1 points0 points ago

I did. And he's great at it (the 2 hunter disagree, it seems).

[–]analogkid1 -1 points0 points ago

I don't speak for r/atheism. I'm telling who make up the majority of this subreddit.

I go by the majority of content posted and also by the majority of commentary and then make intelligently considered, obvious inferences.

[–]MetalAndDonuts -2 points-1 points ago

I disagree, I despise Judaism the most, then Islam, then Christianity. All non-Abrahamic religions are okay in my book. Bullshit, and solace for fools, yes, but I wouldn't support severe legal consequences on their followers as I would followers of Abrahamic faiths. Provided they stay the fuck out of government and leave non-practitioners of their religion alone, they should be let be IMO. Christianity, Islam, and Judaism not so much. Those semitic death cults should be brutally prohibited by international law, with all of their houses of worship demolished and all texts burned.

[–]analogkid1 1 point2 points ago

Sounds good to me.

[–]zeuz2 -3 points-2 points ago

[–]MrLindblade 2 points3 points ago

How many times have I seen this picture here..

[–]Crownowa 5 points6 points ago

It is still a great picture!

[–]FPdaboa85 6 points7 points ago

I have never seen it! Not all of us memorize everything that was ever on this sub

[–]owlsrule143 2 points3 points ago

Im relatively new here (a few months) and I understand the concept of reposts. However, I've never seen this and I'm glad it's posted. Your argument is flawed because it's very easy to remember something when it's posted twice, but really it doesn't matter because theres always new people

[–]PolkSMASH[S] -1 points0 points ago

Word.

[–]Asassinsneed 0 points1 point ago

Sentence.

[–]ckb614 2 points3 points ago

[–]FutuoMentis -1 points0 points ago

Paragraph.

[–]Tannerleaf 2 points3 points ago

I find your lack of faith distur...whoops, wrong subreddit!

[–]rasungod0 1 point2 points ago

the emperor never wore a pope ring.

[–]calufrax85 2 points3 points ago

Right! He'd have to take it off before using his force lightning, otherwise he'd electrocute himself ;).

[–]PinkFlute 1 point2 points ago

The dark emperor has fallen, but he rises again as emperor the white. He will now lead his faithful army to victory against the atheist hethens.

[–]FuhQue 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know the Pope wears a watch. If I were the pope I would have a fancy lad follow me around all day to tell me the time when asked.

[–]smalljude 3 points4 points ago

He does... but not to tell him the time.

[–]CodenameDeadpool 0 points1 point ago

Bazinga.

[–]PolkSMASH[S] 0 points1 point ago

If he does, the Vatican probably shops it out like the Russian Orthodoxes do.

[–]clashpalace 0 points1 point ago

was the face swap even necessary?

just colorising it would've worked!

[–]Dr___Mobius 0 points1 point ago

Pope Palpetine?

[–]WHODAFUQ 1 point2 points ago

I think the Pope is a troll. Def on purpose.

[–]SuddenDeth 0 points1 point ago

A dark pope rises ....

[–]dsgnmnky 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin pope creeps me out. Why's he always have an evil scowl on his face?

[–]Eco-librium 0 points1 point ago

Exactly what I thought when I watched his coronation.

[–]electricmaster23 0 points1 point ago

The similarities are overwhelming, my lord!

[–]ZHaDoom 1 point2 points ago

I find the lack of Photoshop used, disturbing.

[–]evolvolution 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I can't tell if this was just a really long running joke with George Lucas or if the Vatican is trying to copy Star Wars. In the case of the second, George Lucas should sue them all

[–]TwwIX 0 points1 point ago

He reminds me more of the Judge that Dan Aykroyd played in Nothing But Trouble.

[–]14ldouglass 0 points1 point ago

Im catholic and I couldn't stop laughing

[–]PAUL_ONEIL 0 points1 point ago

"I'm this big in my pants, I shit you not!"

[–]analogkid1 0 points1 point ago

Fucking uncanny.

[–]bluetopia -1 points0 points ago

PHOTOSHOP

[–]SquidsFromHeaven -1 points0 points ago

old picture is old

[–]Djcrowhurst 0 points1 point ago

I knew it !

[–]SirSquirrel -1 points0 points ago

Hey! That's an insult to his Imperial Majesty. I'm offended.

[–]mikebsnyder 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap.

[–]TheGrandWarlock 0 points1 point ago

this is why i'm becoming a monk or w/e religious people do nowadays.

i want to join the dark side.

[–]Ctwatt21 1 point2 points ago

if i could give you one million up-votes, and then one million more.. i most certainly would.. this will forever be what i think about when the subject of religion comes about in conversation, on the news or wherever it may arise.. and i will have a nice little chuckle. thank you ;)

[–]bendtherules 0 points1 point ago

This always makes me chuckle.

[–]xfmiow 0 points1 point ago

so, you're judging people by their look. dont you think its kinda childish behavior?

[–]deltron_z 0 points1 point ago

ARISE CHICKEN, ARISE.

[–]WE_ALL_THINKIN_IT 0 points1 point ago

WE GET IT ALREADY.

OLD PEOPLE LOOK LIKE SITH LORDS AFTER EXTENSIVE PHOTOSHOP

[–]picado 1 point2 points ago

I think it's unfair to judge him based on how he looks like a fictional villain. Joseph Ratzinger has earned his title as a world class shit bag based on real accomplishments over a long career in shit baggery.

[–]zombiesayswhat 0 points1 point ago

So, then I got to reading through the list of popes on Wikipedia. When I saw this guy, Pope Pius VIII. He looks a bit derp for shadow puppets.

[–]oliwok911 1 point2 points ago

As a Catholic, I firmly believe that Benedict was appointed Pope as a stop gap until the Cardinals could figure out who the next Pope should really be. I don't think anyone, myself included, expected him to live longer than a year or two once he ascended to the Papacy.

That being said, I'm really disappointed with his performance as the Pope. JP II was such an incredible leader for The Church that anyone would look lame by comparison, but Benedict has really emphasized just how horrible he is (on a variety of levels) and how amazing JP II was.

When my mom was young she listened to a Christmas mass given by John Paul II and was being translated live. She said that he preached tolerance and understanding, and emphasized that we live in a world of rapid change. JP II went on to say that our duty as Catholics was to love God and each other, and not to judge one another because none of us are worthy to pass down such judgement.

That sermon helped shape my mother and helped shape the way she raised her three children. We live a life of tolerance and acceptance, and I feel like that is NOT what Benedict represents at all. Benedict is part of the Old Guard and I for one will be happy when he finally kicks the bucket.

[–]Acrimony01 0 points1 point ago

He'd be a lot cooler if he was just down with condoms. That'd be a good start.

[–]meepy12345 1 point2 points ago

I laughed a little to hard at this.

[–]N_Rattlehead 1 point2 points ago

"Arise" by Sepultura starts playing

[–]SeienShin 0 points1 point ago

Wipe them out.. All of them

[–]maynardftw 0 points1 point ago

Yes we know.

[–]I_Am_Axiom 0 points1 point ago

Emperor Pope-atine.

[–]chean 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if aliens or indoctrination.

[–]tylorjams 0 points1 point ago

Oh this again, sweet!

[–]lactosefree1 0 points1 point ago

Repost...

[–]Hevendor 0 points1 point ago

Clever.

[–]splendourized 1 point2 points ago

You can tell he's on the good side because he wears white.

[–]TimeZarg 2 points3 points ago

But, but. . .Jedi wear brown!

[–]BretOne 0 points1 point ago

Rought night, too much alcohol.

[–]legumee 1 point2 points ago

wrong, the evil one is wearing white here.

[–]does_not_play_nice 2 points3 points ago

It's not like he was a Nazi or something...err whoops.

[–]legumee 1 point2 points ago

prolly still is.

[–]mrmarquez 1 point2 points ago

hahaha this made my morning!

[–]Hydrolicious 1 point2 points ago

This is mangificent.

Encore!

[–]unrecognizedtruth -1 points0 points ago

BCUZ TEH POPE'S EVIL GUISE, GET IT??

[–]cumfarts -2 points-1 points ago

Nothing to do with atheism

[–]xxzeppelinfreakxx -2 points-1 points ago

Definitely would not be the first time that I saw this posted to r/atheism. Nor the second. Nor the third..

[–]jimmypais0720 -4 points-3 points ago

This is a re-post, so why up vote??

[–]iheartbakon -4 points-3 points ago

Because your mom's fat!

[–]jimmypais0720 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for that logical explanation....now quietly go fuck yourself.

[–]steve_n_doug_boutabi -1 points0 points ago

honest question here: why in r/atheism are their pictures/posts/quotes only concerning christianity? i never see any other religious figures/religions being mentioned.

[–]WinstonBay -2 points-1 points ago

Hello and welcome to the internets. We also have funny videos of star wars kids, cats and women in compromising postures.

Enjoy!

[–]wojovox -2 points-1 points ago

Arise post, and be posted again!

[–]bnastyyy -2 points-1 points ago

yes we get it, the repost will rise again

[–]Deimos56 0 points1 point ago

Frankly, people complaining about reposts are more annoying than reposts could ever get.

[–]snoozinglion -3 points-2 points ago

I dare you to mock Islam like this...

Quid pro quo... let's see you make fun of Muhammad...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

you'll have to wait for the next draw Muhammad day, sorry.

[–]snoozinglion 0 points1 point ago

Yup, went really well for the person who started that...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

it went pretty decent for the thousands of people who followed.

[–]EveryPersonDanceSoon -3 points-2 points ago

REPOST!

[–]Jombo65 -4 points-3 points ago

Repost.