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The greatest cock (i.imgur.com)

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[–]atomicmedic 71 points72 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hxmxv/the_greatest_cock/

Nice try OP. You submitted the exact same post with the exact same spelling mistake last year.

[–]Fixhotep 4 points5 points ago

i have my pitchfork, point me in the right direction good sir

[–]DionneD 4 points5 points ago

It was intentional karma whoring then, too. I hope he's spending all of his internet points wisely.

[–]SneaksyTheTaffer 40 points41 points ago

Do I.......do I tell time with my penis?

[–]iheartrms 13 points14 points ago

Mine functions as a very nice sundial.

[–]VestaDear 4 points5 points ago

What?! You mean you haven't been? This is the kind of stuff you're supposed to learn in school!

[–]patto96 2 points3 points ago

They always showed me this on penis inspection day.

[–]Vefantur 15 points16 points ago

Seriously, Guard01? You reposted this AGAIN with the exact same title and reaction of "oh no I didn't men to say cock?" Be ashamed... even though everyone is still upvoting you...

[–]Blind0ne 25 points26 points ago

That is a truly fantastic cock.

[–]Thasc 6 points7 points ago

Must be a good eight inches there, just hanging loose.

[–]RedPaperTowels 0 points1 point ago

Wow! That cock's gone hands-free!

[–]thepiiman 5 points6 points ago

D00d where is the NSFW tab!

[–]boding_bunny 1 point2 points ago

Are you trying to get 1000 link and comment karma again for another 100 bucks, OP?

[–]Professorwaffle 7 points8 points ago

http://imgur.com/Jy68x

[–]xeronproton 10 points11 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/pxYEd.png

[–]kthxl8r 2 points3 points ago

Ding Ding! We have a winner.
Same unlikely title, with multiple suggestions for this particular deliberate misspelling in the comments.

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[–]Phallic 57 points58 points ago

No you didn't.

[–]Nirple 26 points27 points ago

Repost! Same title, same comment even. Think the original guy did it to prove he could something onto the front page.

[–]Sepheus 17 points18 points ago

It was the same guy last time

Also

[–]kba334 4 points5 points ago

I'm changing my upvote to a downvote

[–]MegadethRulz 43 points44 points ago

Wait untill r/karmaconspiracy hears about this.

[–]Auroros 59 points60 points ago

I came here expecting a penis. :C

[–]kthxl8r 35 points36 points ago

Okay. This is some bullshit. The Greatest Clock from Nov 2010, along with suggestions for this deliberate mis-spelling here, here, here, here, and here. And sort of indirectly here.

Be ashamed of yourself.

[–]Sepheus 29 points30 points ago

Same exact fucking thing

[–]lvl1troll 7 points8 points ago

Please take your bullshit and launch it forcefully into your anus. Thank you.

[–]Iable-A 3 points4 points ago

Sure you did, said the man who said there's no I in pens

[–]bluecalx2 4 points5 points ago

You'd think you would have learned better after the last time you make this exact same mistake.

[–]wanttoseemycat 5 points6 points ago

You're such an intolerable dickface.

[–]AAAAAAAHHH 1 point2 points ago

I know I'm not going to get a reply to this, but why did you do this? Do you show off to people about how many points you have on Reddit?

[–]seymour1 10 points11 points ago

Haha. This makes your post about 300% better. Have an upvote for a truly funny typo.

[–]redemit 4 points5 points ago

Those Ls man.

[–]malignantmop 1 point2 points ago

Ohhhh, you done did it now.

[–]OnClouds 0 points1 point ago

How Freudian.

[–]Oddgenetix 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting an inquisition era abortion machine with the title, plus the thumbnail.

...not sure why i clicked anyway...fuck reddit.

[–]ARecordMachine 0 points1 point ago

You sire are a liar

[–]noseovertail7 1 point2 points ago

i was very confused as to what the picture actually was until i was like "ohhhhh......... clock."

[–]me03 -1 points0 points ago

I think the erroneous title is the main reason you've gotten so many upvotes. No offense to your nice looking cock.

[–]surfskatingbatdog 2 points3 points ago

Rather than repeating myself, I'll just leave this here.

[–]Scott_Farkus 0 points1 point ago

Well that is unfortunate.

[–]kenjunior 0 points1 point ago

Endless cock it is!

[–]thegreatdane 0 points1 point ago

This post is genius.

[–]likeBruceSpringsteen 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/tCp90.gif

[–]MLP-FTW 2 points3 points ago

Im still laughing...this good

[–]gmikoner 1 point2 points ago

the cock reddit deserves.

[–]anonymousHacker 1 point2 points ago

I bet you could set your watch by this cock.

[–]kik101 1 point2 points ago

Sorry to say, but I would have to say that mine is greater.

[–]no1basebal -1 points0 points ago

I don't know. I think Ron Jeremy has the best cock

[–]americnleprchaun -1 points0 points ago

I dunno, that cock doesn't look so great...

[–]Vijaywada -1 points0 points ago

the cock the rolls with time :D

[–]frotorious 1 point2 points ago

I've seen bigger.

[–]mrchowwow 0 points1 point ago

Everybody got their fetishes.

[–]iheartrms -1 points0 points ago

Oh crap! How'd you get a picture of my... Wait.. huh... what? Oh... a typo. Ok.

[–]tekka444 0 points1 point ago

It can keep going for hours !!! ;D

I'll show myself out...

[–]reidhasguitar 0 points1 point ago

The title made me think that this was some kind of girth-measuring machine.

[–]Qzetolman 0 points1 point ago

The greatest Typo

[–]Ninjaplz10154 -1 points0 points ago

Now that is one fine cock

[–]danish_sprode 0 points1 point ago

Cool! It's the clock I always see here!

[–]ManHoFerSnow 0 points1 point ago

lol upvote for penis chain

[–]EL__Sarcasmo 0 points1 point ago

My mind auto inserted an L... Wow... anyway, where to buy?

[–]GearRabbit 0 points1 point ago

I sat here for the longest time, looking at this picture from every angle, assuming it was some sort of extremely exotic sex toy but unable to discern how it would work.

[–]doyduhdoh 0 points1 point ago

A dildo with a gear chain in side rolling according to a timer with an adjustable alarm. Hmm I think you may be on to something.

[–]TRH_42 0 points1 point ago

That cock is pretty clearly an 11. Give it a bit more time and it'll be a 12.

[–]Fivelon 1 point2 points ago

You have been tagged as the dude who wrote "cock" instead of "clock." That's your legacy now, bro.

also that clock is really neat.

[–]heffel77 0 points1 point ago

And welcome to the front page... I'm sure Freud said something about this it one time.

[–]5p0ng3b0b 0 points1 point ago

Settle down, he meant a replacement for a rooster

[–]imamoonmonster 0 points1 point ago

What time is showing? 1250? How is this clock so great if I can't even be confident in the time it's posting?

[–]mklutarich11 0 points1 point ago

I've seen bigger

[–]Sklanskers 0 points1 point ago

Just accept it. More hits this way.

[–]fire_hawx -1 points0 points ago

YOU HAD ONE JOB

[–]Evernoob 1 point2 points ago

It's the wrong way round though. Can't be the greatest.

[–]brandonleeeeee 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was some sort of weird graph that was saying the farther down the number is the better the penis is for sex. For example 5 is at the bottom so a 5 inch penis is the best length. And because 12 inches is too long its at the top with 1 inch (because its too short)

[–]oonzboonz 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a NSFW tag with that title.

[–]D347hW4ff13 0 points1 point ago

I'm kinda confused at how excited I was at that title.

[–]JVNT 0 points1 point ago

I was so confused which link this belonged to when I opened it in another tab...

[–]hautegauche 1 point2 points ago

I think you accidentally a letter.

[–]zoahporre -1 points0 points ago

more like the greatest typo

[–]HBZ415 -2 points-1 points ago

Please lets get this to the front page so we can make him feel as awkward as possible.

[–]Byrkmire -1 points0 points ago

Yes! Let the humility and awkwardness sink in deep!

[–]Squidward9 0 points1 point ago

Cock haha

[–]hot_fiya -2 points-1 points ago

I logged in just to upvote you so that everyone would know the error of your ways.

[–]-arazu- 0 points1 point ago

With a cock like that you'll be the clock of the walk.

[–]callsign_helo 0 points1 point ago

Yes, that cock is very unique.

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