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[–]00spool 2282 points2283 points ago

[–]azdavy 360 points361 points ago

I expect this will find its way into a print magazine somewhere in the next few months. Probably with some kind of positive "aw, shucks ma'am" kind of PR spin to it.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 189 points190 points ago

And: without proper attribution.

[–]koew 48 points49 points ago

The credit line will say: randomnickname/9GAG.COM.

[–]NickDav14 525 points526 points ago

Wait, how the heck did you do that?

[–]hooplah 1445 points1446 points ago

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[–]00spool 1118 points1119 points ago

You forgot one bloat and two puckers.

[–]Odyssa 1009 points1010 points ago

Last time I heard that, my pimp was about to smack me upside the head with his cane.

[–]sayqueensbridge 200 points201 points ago

It's like a tribe called quest you gotta say the whole thing.

[–]Insomnya3AM 185 points186 points ago

A pimp named Slickback.

[–]nitcanavan 47 points48 points ago

This was always my favorite Marioparty minigame.

[–]ForgetMeNaut 90 points91 points ago

Sounds like my girlfriend.

[–]CryoGuy 181 points182 points ago

Your hand can talk?

[–]AngryByte 57 points58 points ago

He's describing the motions. Draaaaaaaaag and bloat.

[–]ends_with_comma 164 points165 points ago

ENHANCE, ENHANCE, ENHANCE,

[–]00spool 584 points585 points ago

[–]somedelightfulmoron 190 points191 points ago

DEM PORES.

[–]Decatf 132 points133 points ago

Paul Reagan?

[–]Shattypants 173 points174 points ago

[–]Maddoktor2 67 points68 points ago

Ron Paul Ryan?

[–]hmatkin 91 points92 points ago

Here. Because you asked for it.

[–]photo 1529 points1530 points ago

[–]benay123 639 points640 points ago

Woll Smoth

[–]THE_CENTURION 120 points121 points ago

FRONK!

[–]DogRavioli 187 points188 points ago

Woll Smoth is my favourite.

[–]denhi 18 points19 points ago

[–]doot_doot 144 points145 points ago

I laughed for such a long time.

[–]2fingers 1273 points1274 points ago

[–]artificial1nt3l 253 points254 points ago

I like the subtlety. It's just enough.

[–]Snookerman 504 points505 points ago

[–]tomkaa 57 points58 points ago

Hold on we've got a problem here.

It's spreading.

[–]cynthiadangus 664 points665 points ago

That would actually be perfect to start circulating around, or perhaps replace his Wiki picture. It's so subtle that nobody would notice.

[–]2fingers 268 points269 points ago

That's a great idea, it would be hilarious to see this start popping up in news bits about Ryan

[–]fybpm 342 points343 points ago

[–]griffon666 1071 points1072 points ago

[–]mequals1m1w 366 points367 points ago

Thank you OP for the best hour spent all day

OMGWTFBBQ

[–]derptyherp 87 points88 points ago

[–]the_mumbles 53 points54 points ago

Why do I love that gif so fucking much?

[–]terrancemaddox12 1082 points1083 points ago

[–]boisseaumr 222 points223 points ago

They even made his teeth yellow.

Well played, Fox.

[–]olugbam 76 points77 points ago

THIS HAPPENED? source please. like. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

[–]shooterlesson 68 points69 points ago

Wallace and Gromit?

[–]IHateNicolasCage 194 points195 points ago

I just love the subtle integration of antisemitism into our news

[–]utnow 882 points883 points ago

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1399 points1400 points ago

[–]mouseteeth 943 points944 points ago

Dear god

[–]SwiftJudgement 654 points655 points ago

This is terrifying.

[–]Rose_Marling 87 points88 points ago

There needs to be a not safe for bedtime redditting tag.

[–]FlaccidFantasy 169 points170 points ago

The Corinthian

[–]guydudeman 46 points47 points ago

I'm torn... On the one hand, I'd really like to see a live action Sandman. On the other hand, Hollywood will just screw it up.

[–]Muffucius 190 points191 points ago

It's okay I didn't plan on sleeping tonight.

[–]mikeadude 369 points370 points ago

Just look at this then. http://i.imgur.com/EJteQ.jpg

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 168 points169 points ago

FUCK

[–]AngryByte 143 points144 points ago

Fuck, I saw it again!

[–]terrancemaddox12 659 points660 points ago

[–]silenc3x 1012 points1013 points ago

[–]BunsTown 1366 points1367 points ago

[–]Isnt 1192 points1193 points ago

subtle... I like it.

[–]Bryz_ 482 points483 points ago

I'm not seeing it. Whatever, I give up.

[–]The_cynical_panther 367 points368 points ago

Look at the flag.

[–]Razgriz_Legend 292 points293 points ago

Damnit, that made me go back :/

[–]asENTERwe 97 points98 points ago

Gonzo!

[–]Mhblea 185 points186 points ago

[–]leroy_twiggles 194 points195 points ago

This is the one. We must google bomb this until Google Images acccepts this is the real Paul Ryan, and then legitimate news outlets looking for pictures start using it.

[–]eylyana 1298 points1299 points ago

[–]BunsTown 1085 points1086 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/z2rti.png
The only sad troll doll. As per usje..

[–]clubdepizza 384 points385 points ago

Aw, wittle Paul Wyan wants to tax the middle cwass?

[–]flux123 1057 points1058 points ago

How would he look with Angelina's lips and eyes?

sorry for tinypic - for some reason I couldn't upload to imgur.com. Would not connect all of a sudden.

[–]yskoty 154 points155 points ago

That

is

so

wrong.

I love it. Have an upvote.

[–]4W350M3 754 points755 points ago

[–]DickyGrayson 47 points48 points ago

He looks like a potato

[–]philonius 907 points908 points ago

[–]ta1ntdude 200 points201 points ago

Paul Ryclops

[–]undecidedname 1396 points1397 points ago

[–]theintention 1275 points1276 points ago

My brain.

[–]LL_KooL_Aid 688 points689 points ago

Nothing has ever given me a headache faster

[–]theintention 269 points270 points ago

Your comment gave me an urge to click that link again. Fucking regret.

[–]guy_from_canada 150 points151 points ago

Your comment just made me do the same. Dammit.

[–]speedstix 186 points187 points ago

why does this effect look so strange? Like one of those "look closely enough pictures to see a hidden 3d image" pictures.

[–]TheRedComet 228 points229 points ago

I read about this somewhere. It's 'cuz you're trained to see a human face, so from right-side up it looks like a normal face, sorta. But your head tries to process the extra eyes and mouths, and it looks more like your eyes are out of focus, so that screws you up. If you tilt your head 90 degrees, it no longer resembles a face, really, so the effect goes away.

[–]sweet_nightmares 76 points77 points ago

Nope, face still there, and if I look at it for 2 seconds longer I'm gonna barf, so I'll not retry.

[–]updn 76 points77 points ago

Your brain is wired to pick up faces almost instantaneously (which is why you often see faces where there aren't any, and are able to recognize someone from even a very blurry picture). This fucks that up.

[–]sleepygamer3 102 points103 points ago

So that wasn't really Jesus in my toast?

[–]arsewhisperer 71 points72 points ago

Great example of how humans are hardwired to see faces. This makes my brain.... thinker.... headbits... thing hurt?

[–]ArecBardwin 65 points66 points ago

Thanks for the seizure.

[–]wildecard 302 points303 points ago

[–]ontheprowl 678 points679 points ago

You should have posted this in /r/photoshopbattles

[–]Drunkturtle 282 points283 points ago

I actually though I was in /r/photoshopbattles...

[–]MoistMartin 273 points274 points ago

Where the fuck are we

[–]Stereotypographer 322 points323 points ago

you're in r/trees bud

[–]Dred 177 points178 points ago

I immediately felt calmed.

[–]hobobaggins 497 points498 points ago

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT?!?!?!

[–]LL_KooL_Aid 204 points205 points ago

Every week they pick a picture and redditors fuck with it, and the person who fucks with it the best wins! It's great.

[–]karmapopsicle 66 points67 points ago

Anybody can post a picture anytime...

[–]SiliconC[S] 122 points123 points ago

Thanks for the heads up, I didn't even know that existed.

[–]ontheprowl 27 points28 points ago

np. :)

[–]SiliconC[S] 471 points472 points ago

[–]IM_V_CATS 612 points613 points ago

It looks so unnatural after seeing your version!

[–]Dicethrower 402 points403 points ago

I'm still seeing 4 eyes.

[–]ohlawl 115 points116 points ago

I can't make it stop!

[–]mysticrudnin 26 points27 points ago

I thought you were joking, but nope I looked at it and also "saw" them (or felt like they were there, or something.)

Wouldn't it be weird if suddenly a mass quantity of redditors suddenly couldn't see anything but 4-eyed Ryan?

[–]SiliconC[S] 86 points87 points ago

Hah, I noticed the same thing. When I went back and looked at the original it felt like that version had been photoshopped to make his face look bigger.

[–]flux123 298 points299 points ago

[–]Raymond_Davies_Allen 400 points401 points ago

[–]RandomPratt 139 points140 points ago

is that Steve Buscemi?

[–]tripacer99 143 points144 points ago

In his younger years

[–]canada_dryer 423 points424 points ago

I still like RuPaul Ryan better

[–]i_eversaw 418 points419 points ago

[–]rockoman100 239 points240 points ago

[–]patmcdoughnut 69 points70 points ago

I'm Squidward, he's Squidward, we're all Squidward

[–][deleted] 1731 points1732 points ago

[–]buttons_arent_toys 222 points223 points ago

Oh man if that shows up in my dream tonight I'm going to be annoyed and yet also very satisfied.

[–]Givenget 303 points304 points ago

This...this is just fantastic.

[–]benfscheme 129 points130 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/y4NvW.jpg

I know I'm late to the party and all, but this was fun

[–]waywardson96 362 points363 points ago

[–]beccaface 281 points282 points ago

You probably won't believe me but I made this before I saw your comment. I like that we can agree on Paul's colors.

[–]merky5933 85 points86 points ago

now kiss!

[–]daedalus733 89 points90 points ago

[–]Shattypants 384 points385 points ago

[–]CobraStallone 550 points551 points ago

[–]markk116 182 points183 points ago

I'm not either but i gave it my best shot: Imgur

[–]nowgetbacktowork 62 points63 points ago

well that's just great... I was running out of shit to have nightmares about!

[–]ProbablyMyLastPost 80 points81 points ago

I'm not very good at this... http://imgur.com/3DrQj

[–]jesscoffman 758 points759 points ago

I have nothing special but had fun anyway.

http://i.imgur.com/dVWrB.jpg

[–]BluesBrat 1046 points1047 points ago

[–]Sliperyfish 213 points214 points ago

Son, I am disappoint.

[–]DavBear 1061 points1062 points ago

[–]cactusextract 444 points445 points ago

Well now he's just Old Greg

[–]EndlessIllumination 19 points20 points ago

He drinks Bailey's out of a shoe.

[–]LbaB 14 points15 points ago

He's got a mangina.

[–]AceDecade 11 points12 points ago

He's a scaly man-fish!

[–]timekillah 100 points101 points ago

wasnt prepared for the afro

[–]A_1337_Canadian 512 points513 points ago

Blind and with a unibrow.

Edit: fixed link.

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 409 points410 points ago

[–]UkuleleMilo 355 points356 points ago

Kind of looks like a white Bill Cosby to me... kind of.

[–]Sodfarm 55 points56 points ago

Oh god, that's how Stephen Harper smiles.

[–]FlyingPasta 79 points80 points ago

It's Lilith!

[–]merpmerp 166 points167 points ago

[–]ClownSuitCowboy 1338 points1339 points ago

[–]Somnolentjack 670 points671 points ago

Mr. Bean doesn't deserve that :(

[–]raisetheshade 182 points183 points ago

Mr. Bean ain't never done nothin' to nobody.

[–]herpesface 166 points167 points ago

[–]Lilyo 385 points386 points ago

[–]asinger93 97 points98 points ago

Wake up.... Misssssssster Freeman. Wake up and....Smell the ashes.

[–]GeoffPortnoy 351 points352 points ago

[–]RocknRollRobot 216 points217 points ago

He looks like an imperial soldier from oblivion. That's great.

[–]Composite76 121 points122 points ago

[–]wefwefwec23 94 points95 points ago

[–]rootyb 236 points237 points ago

My new favorite photoshop meme.

http://i.imgur.com/BWDz1.jpg

[–]pp19dd 245 points246 points ago

Needs more HTML5

[–]_danada 135 points136 points ago

Does anyone else heard sound in their head while watching this?

[–]mindless_spots 58 points59 points ago

Shoomph thud thud

[–]BarelyLethal 53 points54 points ago

That was disturbing. Thank you.

[–]Boozewoozy 434 points435 points ago

[–]Artyomic 42 points43 points ago

I don't even really mind this one.

[–]tymekpavel 101 points102 points ago

Steve Buscemi eyes. Please.

[–]jdsamford 156 points157 points ago

[–]magic_is_might 219 points220 points ago

My attempt.

Except I used Buschemi's entire face instead of his stanky wizard eyes.

[–]eylyana 193 points194 points ago

[–]WhatamIwaitingfor 70 points71 points ago

He looks so fucking stoned.

[–]porracaralho 23 points24 points ago

[–]LawZwe 147 points148 points ago

I think I met this guy once..

[–]Ricktn 46 points47 points ago

"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!"

[–][deleted] 517 points518 points ago

http://imgur.com/LaSfp

I apologize for nothing

[–]folxify 24 points25 points ago

[–]pakage 121 points122 points ago

A slightly better cyclops http://i.imgur.com/sLNj3.jpg

[–]hazmat7 84 points85 points ago

[–]LTJG-Goose 494 points495 points ago

[–]peesinpools 203 points204 points ago

Did they, though?

[–]2fingers 134 points135 points ago

Pandering to the neckbeard demographic http://i.imgur.com/txjCG.jpg

[–]2fingers 84 points85 points ago

Paul Ryan got some ink http://i.imgur.com/o3TSn.jpg

[–]silentgiant87 79 points80 points ago

My girlfriend cooked up Anime Paul Ryan.

[–]Drawen 30 points31 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Muk2F.jpg Southpark edition

[–]gwk326 15 points16 points ago

[–]MartinBabies 15 points16 points ago

[–]i_eversaw 98 points99 points ago

[–]Maristic 41 points42 points ago

And this one is just plain disturbing. Sorry. http://i.imgur.com/NjmVv.jpg

[–]Argonnas 384 points385 points ago

[–]reidster87 13 points14 points ago

http://imgur.com/jI0aw

I fired up Flash for the first time since 2008 for this.

[–]Radzell 223 points224 points ago

you added a dot dont play games with reddit

[–]JohnnyRyall 12 points13 points ago

One for the ladies. http://i.imgur.com/LRwzv.png