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[–]EPOCMOD 1 point2 points ago

Dude i think you've had a little to much internet for the day

[–]poopsmearcheer -2 points-1 points ago

I remember telling them to stop following me into the bathroom and closed the door behind me. BOOM! The sound scared me and some more seeped out. I was feeling even more panicked then before so as I started to disrobe I noticed that the strap was tied from the outside! I started screaming knowing that the mascot suit would muffle most of the noise. Also considering the door was closed I decided I had free reign now, so I decided to let it go right in the suit. I felt it oozing around as it dribbled down my legs and right when I was sure I was done I heard rodrigo knocking at the window above me. "Ms. Pukalaalo I, I here for you now" OH! such sweet words. I was sure he would come for me and he did. I made the special sound for him of approval, and he broke the window as planned. He threw down the... he threw down the chain he had made out of chicken butt bones. So sweet of him, he even changed his diet just so we can make our daring escape some day. The witches had tortured me for years. I finally decided it was time to have revenge. Rodrigo was dressed perfectly for the occasion. I remember seeing his sagging skin glistening under the weak florescent light. Nice little grey hair adding to the contrast. He climbed down the window and I noticed he didn't have the usual shit stain on his underwear! I was delighted to see that, since he would have to pull me out of my suit soon. He did it immediately and the door started to shake from hard knocking. They were mercilessly screaming outside to be let in, but I had to be prepared first! I had to be, and so did Rodrigo! FUCK THEM so I took my time as he practiced poses to flash when it went down and then...right on cue....3....2.... They busted the door open , just as I had planned. With not a care in the world I slapped one of them down into my half ripped, poop filled, putrid, bowel juice filled costume. She screamed as her face melted. Their DNA altering technique had failed! FAILED!! My juice was the equivalent of optimus prime royal purple nut juice! The fear with which they stared at me while witnessing this was the most amazing moment of my life. I knew for certain at that point that it WAS worth it. The entire civilization was going to depend on me soon to have this delivered. I grabbed Rodrigo by his dick and we ran full speed into the tunnel. Back to from where they had smuggled me. I saw light at the end, but some type of a shade was on the right, and the closer we got, the more it seemed someone was waiting there. Was it TABITHA?!

Of course it was the one they refer to now as, Asseesu. At some point this guy was someone named Bieber. He was a famed one, but since the great assimilation he’s become the leaders –bungboy- . I remembered the path we were on and I noticed that everytime he looked over at me he chuckled. I asked him why and to me he replied, “You have the most glorious back tits I’ve ever seen!” MY CONFIDENCE WENT THROUGH THE ROOF!...

[–]chronicallysexy72 0 points1 point ago

Didn't need to be a gif