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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 115 points116 points ago

I appreciate that you bothered to check. It's amazing how many people don't.

[–]NotaMethAddict 114 points115 points ago

Or people who actually see the comment and post, "Came here to say this!"

NO.

[–]guitardan81 72 points73 points ago

Came here to say this....

[–]Sthr33 67 points68 points ago

Came here to say this.... Well this is awkward.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 32 points33 points ago

An ellipsis is only three periods...

[–]raiter 36 points37 points ago

It's four if at the end of a sentence....

[–]TheCarlos 11 points12 points ago

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[–]sadtastic 2 points3 points ago

Your right.

[–]emma_cat 4 points5 points ago

I have enough faith in reddit that this was intentional

[–]NytFantom 5 points6 points ago

Well sthr33 came here to say exactly that so...

[–]Jfolcik 1 point2 points ago

But what if you're really trailing off, turning toward the moon to reminisce about the life you once...... once..................

[–]Daved400 2 points3 points ago

Yes, but if it is at the end of a sentence, you still have to add a period. That's what the fourth period is for....

[–]cholosocks -4 points-3 points ago

Your period math is bad, and you should...

[–]2Lwillneverend 0 points1 point ago

Came here to... Oh..

[–]Lay-Z-Bones 7 points8 points ago

Came... Just thought i would share

[–]pikamasticate 0 points1 point ago

Came here. Try not to step in it.

[–]paronsaft 0 points1 point ago

if you only edited so there was a star and actually look like an edit...

[–]mrcheese43 0 points1 point ago

This is hurting my brain.

[–]TehGogglesDoNothing 1 point2 points ago

^ This

[–]Supahh -1 points0 points ago

Came

[–]PartyButton -1 points0 points ago

came here to downvote this

[–]AdmiralSkippy -1 points0 points ago

I'm amazed at the lack of downvotes for the comments under you. Reddit, you unpredictable.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 1 point2 points ago

It should become almost instinctive to check now, just so you don't look like a "copy cat"

[–]MahWolfie 7 points8 points ago

[–]Kyle_Crafty 1 point2 points ago

[–]bitter_twin_farmer 1 point2 points ago

ctrl+f finds where to put the upvote.

[–]Lordzombiejesus 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate that you bothered to check. It's amazing how many people don't.

Damn.

[–]teuast 23 points24 points ago

He's clapping at almost exactly 189 bpm.

[–]tjy18[S] 10 points11 points ago

I'm going to trust that you actually figured this out. Well done.

[–]teuast 9 points10 points ago

I happened to open this up while listening to a song I recorded at 189 and it synced up almost perfectly.

[–]forwormsbravepercy 2 points3 points ago

do you sort your music by tempo or something?

[–]teuast 4 points5 points ago

recorded

[–]forwormsbravepercy 5 points6 points ago

feel...so...stupid.

[–]teuast 0 points1 point ago

It's okay, we've all skimmed and missed crucial words before.

[–]BackOfTheLine 40 points41 points ago

If only this com- DAMMIT.

[–]HeyLookItsBrett 34 points35 points ago

[–]Mikey8152 6 points7 points ago

What's the source for that?

[–]MarsTraveler[!] 13 points14 points ago

It's a scene from Knight's Tale. An excelent film in my opinion.

[–]xiaon 6 points7 points ago

Ironically, the reason i logged in was to link him to the wiki page haha. Upvote.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Logs in to link to wiki page

Doesn't post link

ಠ_ಠ

Links here if anyone wants to check it out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Knight's_Tale

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183790/

[–]supergalactic 2 points3 points ago

I really wanted to like that film, but the soundtrack kept me from being immersed in the story.

[–]Bugiugi 1 point2 points ago

Goddamn I hated that goddamn dance thing. I hated it so much...

[–]MarsTraveler[!] 0 points1 point ago

You didn't like the trumpets that sound like electric guitars? /s

[–]HeyLookItsBrett 3 points4 points ago

It's from the 2001 movie A Knight's Tale, a nice romantic comedy starring the late Heath Ledger.

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[–]A_Loki_In_Your_Mind 0 points1 point ago

...Roll nigga! Aaaaaaaw sheit this space planes going dooooown! Ima pop all you bitch ass reavers straight in the dome! You take that rape yo skin into cloths shit and get the fuck out before I get River here mess your shit up so bad, we start a Reaver therapist industry know what I'm saying bitch? WE RUN THE BROWNCOATS!

[–]Benderillo 54 points55 points ago

[–]tjy18[S] 18 points19 points ago

So violent...

[–]Roxxer 5 points6 points ago

Internet points are serious business.

[–]NotaMethAddict 20 points21 points ago

[–]WillMcB 6 points7 points ago

I appreciate that you bothered to check. It's amazing how many people don't.

[–]nachoman456 5 points6 points ago

Or people who actually see the comment and post, "Came here to say this!"

NO.

[–]ChrisbyClean 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this....

[–]Ralph_Baconader 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.

[–]mark4669 12 points13 points ago

If only this comment was clever enough for someone to want to follow.

[–]nwsreddit -5 points-4 points ago

sorry buddy somebody already made that comment

[–]crazyminner 0 points1 point ago

Whats this from?

[–]cupkosz 5 points6 points ago

When I'm in a good mood it's this. Otherwise it's more like this.

[–]Sadgasmic[!] 4 points5 points ago

When someone posts a link you wish you had thought of

http://i.imgur.com/VFrB7.gif

[–]Wacocaine 0 points1 point ago

[–]chain_chomp 2 points3 points ago

If you can't be original, at least be first.

[–]RoquentinTarantino 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mates_with_Bears 0 points1 point ago

Wow, just wow. This is the most perfectly fitting .gif I've ever seen. Thank you.

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[–]Hazy_V 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]tjy18[S] 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck did I just watch...?

[–]nyan_kitty1024 2 points3 points ago

Apparently, you just watched somebody with the ballsack of Olympus get up and start waddling :/

[–]Mushy_64 0 points1 point ago

South Park

[–]BlurryBlue 2 points3 points ago

[–]Tr0llzNrage 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–]ridger5 -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say this!

[–]nyan_kitty1024 0 points1 point ago

As much as I'm curious about how he got balls that big, I don't want to know how.

[–]Bntyhntr 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing I'm pretty much desensitized. Nevertheless, gotta start reading usernames before clicking. That spider guy is way worse.

[–]depan_ 0 points1 point ago

i can clear my browser history but i cannot unsee that. fuck you, man.

[–]Shybull87 -1 points0 points ago

More along the lines of " I don't know you but I hate you" kinda feeling?

[–]nick-greco 0 points1 point ago

Better than saying "THIS. OMG CAME HERE TO SAY THIS"

[–]strumpster 0 points1 point ago

Happens all the time. I'm feeling all clever and >poof< - It's worse when I'm like "shit and I was going to use that idea BETTER"

[–]cheapdvds 0 points1 point ago

If you are the purple one on the right you look pretty happy.

[–]alicecelli 0 points1 point ago

Dat ascot.

And I didn't even have the problem of others making that comment first.

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 0 points1 point ago

[–]zakattak 0 points1 point ago

Haha my sentiments exactly. I also feel this emotion: I pure straight hate you, but goddamnit do I respect you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Please, can we not make /r/funny into WhatShouldWeCallMe? This is content for /r/reactiongifs. (Also, it's spot on, kudos, etc. But please.)

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 0 points1 point ago

God damn that's some good animation. Love Pixar.

[–]thexica124 0 points1 point ago

I love everything about this. (i hope someone did say this yet...)

[–]scalpemnoles 0 points1 point ago

I'm the green guy, and I mad.

[–]9ren[!] 1 point2 points ago

Toy Story 3 - Barbie and Ken but it doesn't have this scene...

[–]WhatEvery1sThinking 0 points1 point ago

What I never get is someone makes a good comment and shoots to the to with upvotes...but so do all the terrible replies that are just hopping on for karma, why do people upvote those too, it makes no sense

[–]ImAFlyingWhale 0 points1 point ago

I've recently tried to still say what I wanted to say even though someone already said it in hopes that people will just upvote it anyways. No luck.

[–]Concrist 0 points1 point ago

Dinkleburg!

[–]Muffinbandit210 0 points1 point ago

Damn it I wanted to say that!

[–]emceefall 0 points1 point ago

I always just write "CAME HERE TO POST THIS "

[–]redditspice -1 points0 points ago

congratulations
you're a generation of unoriginal assholes trading one-liners with each other and refusing to have an original thought that can't fit on a tweet

[–]Zeldagon 0 points1 point ago

happens way too fucking often

[–]Bryz_ 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate that you bothered to check. It's amazing how many people don't.

[–]zants 0 points1 point ago

In the future, post something like this to /r/reactiongifs (and if it's not a reactiongif, just /r/gifs) :)

[–]m0h3k4n 0 points1 point ago

If you are fast enough to get there before anyone else upvotes it, you can sink it and replace it with your own, but don't do that.

[–]redditfan15 0 points1 point ago

Came here to- NO

[–]Cheddercheese -2 points-1 points ago

Saw this on the post about 1 guy in Canada left "That's Scott, he's a dick".

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

I agree completely, and funny gif

[–]stupidhacker123 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro...

[–]Xeji 0 points1 point ago

when someone makes the post you were going to post..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't upset me that much that they got there first... but it bothers me how unoriginal I am.

[–]tidweezy 0 points1 point ago

I am a soldier myself, but let me ask you this. If this country was to come into some kind of civil rest or the government issued martial laws would you stand against the citizens of the United States? Would you shoot them upon the whim of some arrogant prick with a higher rank?

[–]judgebockman 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it.

[–]Kauppaneuvos 0 points1 point ago

How about stop reposting same shitty puns, memes and jokes to every link that other peoples do too and start creating something new and original?

[–]RayzBacon 0 points1 point ago

You sir, deserve the highest of the fives.

[–]LethalLiz 0 points1 point ago

And then you look at the amount of upvotes they have. -__-

[–]shifty1032231 0 points1 point ago

[–]Vessix 0 points1 point ago

I must be missing something here. This is a badly disguised DAE with a random applause gif as vaguely relevant as any other applause gif, yet it's got 1k+ upvotes. Why?

[–]Hibbo567 0 points1 point ago

Repost!!!

[–]wrigsam 1 point2 points ago

If only this comment was clever enough for someone to want to follow.

[–]crazyminner 1 point2 points ago

Whats this from?

[–]Legitsu -5 points-4 points ago

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS! HUR HUR HUR

[–]petti19 -1 points0 points ago

I was just about to post this.

[see gif. posted above]

[–]ThatJesterJeff 1 point2 points ago

Does it look like Ken is seemingly getting closer after every loop for anyone else?

[–]WrittenRage 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure. But this is definitely the creepiest fuckin gif when taken out of context like it is.

[–]Caboteq 0 points1 point ago

Thought there was a slow zoom going on myself.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 0 points1 point ago

I try to predict what will be top comments for a submission. After a while it isn't that hard.

[–]BGoodRBCareful 1 point2 points ago

Taking from r/reaction submitted almost a day ago makes me want to do this too.

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[–]fdeporzi 1 point2 points ago

Umm no. You know why? CUZ IT'S FUNNY!

[–]Sallazar -4 points-3 points ago

I made a comment recently about how I wanted to make a comment but it already exists... I got downvoted into oblivion.

[–]megusta_tortugas 2 points3 points ago

Well what did you expect? It didn't exactly contribute anything.

[–]Sallazar -1 points0 points ago

I expected to be ignored not despised for expressing a sentiment. Besides how do you define contributing something?

http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/begging-the-question.html

[–]megusta_tortugas 1 point2 points ago

Yes, that would be nice, but unfortunately those kinds of comments are frowned upon by the "hivemind". I would also just like to say that if you thought it to be ignored, why post it? I'm not saying that every single thing should form a discussion, but to me it doesn't have any type of relevance.

[–]Sallazar 0 points1 point ago

I mention this because we are currently in a thread where this exact subject matter has been evaluated by the community and quite a number of people have empathized with the OP but when I mentioned this exact topic not one day ago (sans the image) I got down voted. Really I'm trying to point out the bipolar nature of this "hivemind."

[–]megusta_tortugas 2 points3 points ago

Obviously your comment sparked a little discussion here. Other than that I'm really not too sure where else it would be valid. I could be wrong.