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[–]Grims8806 1 point2 points ago

Gangs of KY

[–]Impolite_tuna 1 point2 points ago

Is that the Colonel Saunders? O.O

[–]divorcerofmarriage 1 point2 points ago

I've never been to the US and even I know his name is Sanders ;).

/I had KFC in London once.

[–]Impolite_tuna 0 points1 point ago

I've never been to the US either, what's your point?

[–]divorcerofmarriage 2 points3 points ago

The point I was trying to make is that spelling matters, and eventhough you or me has never been to the US, KFC is recognized globally. To me it would be like spelling Coca Cola "Couca Colla". And if that explanation does not satisfy you I did put the ";)" there to mean that I was not entirely serious and that I was merely teasing.

[–]Impolite_tuna -1 points0 points ago

Yes, while I am appreciative of you correcting me, I was just implying that the "I've never been to the US and even I know his name is Sanders ;)." was not needed. It's quite condescending, if you ask me. Also, ;).

[–]divorcerofmarriage 1 point2 points ago

I was not trying to be condescending, hence the ";)". I am sorry that you took offence and I acknowledge that it was not very nice of me to write what I did, it was all in jest. Sorry.

[–]Impolite_tuna 0 points1 point ago

I was teasing:3. It's okay! Sorry:3.

[–]divorcerofmarriage 0 points1 point ago

Ok, now I don't know what to think :).

[–]Impolite_tuna 2 points3 points ago

Think what you want, be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

[–]agobayer 1 point2 points ago

milk goes great with chicken

[–]ILLMEAT[S] 1 point2 points ago

Lets go down to the Korova Chicken Bar and get alittle ..chicky chicky _-

[–]Cralineleader 0 points1 point ago

Colonel Sanders, bitches. We're about to get owned by a flock of chickens.

[–]optimuspenguin 1 point2 points ago

A clockwork orange chicken

[–]honeybadger1996 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this ._.

[–]ILLMEAT[S] 0 points1 point ago

Cluckwork Orange

[–]RenegadeVacuum 0 points1 point ago

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