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How to deal with other peoples children. (x-post from /gifs) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]foxli 16 points17 points ago

Ffft. He's not even using the proper laser-spray mode.

[–]fucksmith 9 points10 points ago

It should also be filled with hot sauce.

[–]tomjen 11 points12 points ago

Actually you can remote control babies with a laser dot just like cats.

And no they don't get that they will never catch it, either....

[–]yes_its_a_sockpuppet 5 points6 points ago

That's genius. Note to self: acquire spray bottle.

[–]dustofnations 7 points8 points ago

Eric Cartman: Bad kitty!

[–]humanae 6 points7 points ago

Heh, heh. "This is MY pot pie!"

[–]QueenPigeon 6 points7 points ago

My mom did this to me once. I was a horrible hormonal teenager around 12-15. One day I just wouldnt shut my mouth. So she sprayed me in the face. It pissed me off and embarrassed the shit out of me....but she never had to do it again.

[–]cromulency 11 points12 points ago

Wow, just like a cat.

[–]prevori 6 points7 points ago

If my mom did that to me there is no way I'd leave her any dead and mangled bird presents on the doorstep in the morning.

Ungrateful parents, I tells ya...

[–]phungus_mungus 0 points1 point ago

Right!

This is exactly what my vet told me to do with my cats.

[–]Camo4ammo 3 points4 points ago

Hahaha, This is a great idea. Watching the .gif though, does anyone else feel like this poor kid didn't really do anything immature or harmful? I feel bad for the kid, he doesn't look bratty. I'm sure this is from somewhere though, I'd love to know the context.

[–]Dorfattack 2 points3 points ago

He isn't bratty at all on the show. Mostly a good kid with quirky likes.

[–]raymond8505 0 points1 point ago

if I recall the episode, I think he was trying to ween the kid off something, or he wanted him to go outside instead of staying in and doing something sissy, which the kid does often.

[–]Sanduskey 1 point2 points ago

It's like a mini-shower:)

[–]Abyssalstudios 0 points1 point ago

I love the smug little smile he gets.

[–]Mothdrop 0 points1 point ago

The only way I would reconsider being child free is having a kid like Manny :-D that kid is awesome

[–]nerfy007 0 points1 point ago

This actually works. I re-appropriated the cat's spray bottle to use on my nephews. It must be in stream mode though.

[–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point ago

Lol Modern Family...

It convinced me not to have children. Lilly is an evil genius.

[–]creative1985 0 points1 point ago

Damn I was just going to post this gif! It's hilarious :-)

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