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How to deal with other peoples children. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]thebayway 194 points195 points ago

Undiluted bleach?!?!?! Al Bundy has a cold heart.

[–]LastImmortalMan 198 points199 points ago

Cool fact kids:

If you can get your hands on some undiluted bleach (harder than you think) and put it in a spray bottle like this... pretty much creates an instant flame thrower. The bleach is so volatile that with the right ratio the bleach will burn just from being forced out of the nozzle.

Bleach in water bottles sealed tight and thrown into the air to hit the ground can also create some pretty impressive fireballs/explosions. When I say fireballs, I mean outright fireballs... its impressive to say the least when you see it in action.

Source: Technician, a lot of old stage effects and stuff would use bleach. Most companies dilute the bleach to the point where it will not be flammable anymore (even the stuff that you think is pure like Javex wont burn like it used to). Easy way around this (but very dangerous so might not want to attempt) is to evaporate the bleach into a second container.

EDIT Before the downvotes stream in:

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

It's better to understand and not do it, than have no idea about it and mistakenly do it.

[–]ninjannie 65 points66 points ago

Also, Redditors: don't try this at home. You'll probably get horribly maimed. I just wanted to remind you guys..

[–]LastImmortalMan 22 points23 points ago

Yes, I should be a disclaimer on it. I usually expect people to not play with explosives if they don't know what you are doing. My grand-dad told me his teacher used to give them a bottle of bleach to play with at recess as part of 'science class', always had competitions for who could get the biggest wooooooof.

If your fingers are part of how you make your living, stay away from this one.

[–]ninjannie 17 points18 points ago

The more you know.

[–]iMasticate 58 points59 points ago

≡≡≡≡☆

[–]Facticity 2 points3 points ago

This has been: Learning on a wish.

EDIT: More people need to read chainsawsuit...

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE -2 points-1 points ago

Redditors never go outside, so it doesn't matter how they look

[–]ForumWarrior 11 points12 points ago

well, as long as we are distilling liquids, might I suggest hydrogen peroxide?

fun things happen when it gets to about 75% H2O2.

(explody things)

[–]funnynickname 11 points12 points ago

My friend was playing with h2o2. He was using something to generate oxygen. I'm not sure what he was using for fuel, but he was lighting it, causing a whoosh from the container. Knock on the door. Sets bottle down. Talks at door for a couple minutes. Comes back, lights the lighter, and BOOM. Molten plastic all over his shirtless chest = massive scar. Lit his shower curtain on fire. Almost burned down his dad's condo.

[–]ForumWarrior 7 points8 points ago

that stuff will just blow up on its own if you distill it too much. in fact, it is so notorious for blowing up that it used to be thought impossible to concentrate beyond a certain percentage.

striking a lighter near distilled h2o2 is just asking for a BLEVE in your house.

[–]Granite-M 5 points6 points ago

BLEVE...

Boom that Leaves Everything Very Exploded?

[–]foxyfire 5 points6 points ago

Boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion.

[–]MrsBillHaverchuck 1 point2 points ago

I work in a salon and a couple weeks back the AC system broke. I wanted to touch up my ombre so I prepared some lightner in the dispensary. Bleach mixed with 20 and 40 vol. hydrogen peroxide respectively, seperated in a split bowl. So I put the lightener at my station and went to get gloves. It didn't even occur to me that on that particular day the salon was about 95 degrees (it had been hot all week and hadn't affected the chemicals thus far.) I was gone for maybe 2 minutes. The bleach mixed with 20 volume developer had expanded out of the bowl. The bleach mixed with 40vol. looked as if it has exploded all over my station. It was awesome. I'm just happy I was doing my own hair when it happened.

[–]dukhsan 0 points1 point ago

Bleach and peroxide react accordingly:

NaClO + H2O2 → H2O + NaCl + O2

Rapid generation of oxygen gas will do that.

[–]TheMightyDane 7 points8 points ago

Tomorrow's frontpage will be like a terrible rehash of 3 A.M chili, icesoap and all that stuff but with mutilated hands and 3rd degree burns.

[–]hydrospanner 13 points14 points ago

Youre like the fuckin prometheus of reddit.

Upvote en route.

[–]Cronyx 2 points3 points ago

Heres what you do.

Two glass jars.

One smaller than the other.

Fill one with bleach, other with gasoline (haven't figured out which is best yet, inside jar or outer).

Fill remaining space of outer with nails.

Throw.

[–]Kaden3 1 point2 points ago

Do bleach and gasoline detonate when in contact with each other?

[–]Cronyx 3 points4 points ago

Stand back! I'm going to try SCIENCE! :D

[–]twavisdegwet 8 points9 points ago

hello this is Nikola Frank how do i evaporate bleach into a separate container so i can throw it at the capitalist pigs the fourth of july, America is number 1.

[–]cumfarts 9 points10 points ago

NIKO LETS GO BOWLING

[–]LastImmortalMan 8 points9 points ago

I can tell you about blasting caps sir, but I won't show you how to make them.

Uhh, I think they may have covered evaporation somewhere on the internet, someone must have.

Death to America Uhh, 'Murika, Fuck yah!?

[–]Zosoer 1 point2 points ago

Come on, just tell us!

[–]cyberslick188 2 points3 points ago

The bleach is so volatile that with the right ratio the bleach will burn just from being forced out of the nozzle.

Videos? Citations? Anything?

[–]LastImmortalMan 1 point2 points ago

Mmm, I remember it being a problem a while back, I have not heard anyone talk about it in the past ten years. Bleach can be used to make some pretty nasty stuff and I think a lot of it censored from search indexes and stuff.

Like I said, it is pretty hard to get your hands on pure bleach these days. You need a reason to buy it, because even if you left it out in a glass jar in the sun things could go wrong. It's pretty hard to trace down any citations on a fringe subject like the concentration levels of bleach over the past 30 years. Not to mention that the industries that used bleach as explosives (special effects) were probably some of the only people to apply it that way.

[–]hypertown 2 points3 points ago

Can I try it at work?

[–]dukhsan 0 points1 point ago

Chemist here. This makes no sense.

I would like to know the ingredients in this bleach. Currently it's ~6.25% sodium hypochlorite, which is an oxidizing agent that cannot burn although it can encourage other things (fuels) to burn faster. The other ~93.75% is largely water, which recently won a Nobel Prize in non-flammability.

Do not fucking mess with bleach. Explosions can happen if bleach is contained under certain conditions.

[–]LastImmortalMan 0 points1 point ago

Responded to another chemist today as well, i'll just post what I wrote:

Ahhh, correct. I am speaking from mostly heuristic knowledge and have only seen this done with pressurized containers (was told anecdotally about the spray bottle).

That being said, I believe they have changed the chemical to render it completely inert. This was pre-internet so I don't know if I could find a chemical breakdown of bleach for the past 30 years. I understand how and why sodium hypochlorite is not going to create explosions any time soon.

That being said, lets talk to our good friend Wiki:

The bleaching process has been known for thousands of years,[1] but the chemicals currently used for bleaching resulted from the work of several 18th century scientists. Chlorine is the basis for the most commonly used bleaches, for example, the solution of sodium hypochlorite, which is so ubiquitous that many people just call it "bleach", and calcium hypochlorite (bleaching powder). Oxidizing bleaching agents that do not contain chlorine most often are based on peroxides, such as hydrogen peroxide, sodium percarbonate and sodium perborate. While most bleaches are oxidizing agents, a fewer number are reducing agents such as sodium dithionite.

Also, notice the array of different chemicals that could be found in a 'bleach'. Several of those compounds and chemicals can become quite reactive given the right circumstances.

So, as you can see... bleach has never really been referred to a singular chemical compound. Also, lets be honest here, this was the late 80s - mid 90s, who the fuck knows what they were putting in the bleach back then.

[–]dukhsan 0 points1 point ago

To manufacture a consumer (or even specialty) bleach that would create explosions by itself is the pinnacle of irresponsibility. I know how all of these compounds react, and the worst stuff would typically involve mixing two incompatible bleaches (peroxide and hypochlorite make tons of oxygen gas, but again this isn't flammable) or a bleach and a fuel/reducing agent. Exotic compounds are too dangerous for this line of work.

None of this is news to me. I will grant that dithionite may be different in its reactiveness with air because it's not an oxidizer, but as a sodium salt I highly doubt it would burst into flame as a solution from any spray bottle.

/skeptic

[–]Kilkun 0 points1 point ago

Wait, so pure "2 NaClO2" or "2 ClO2 + 2 NaCl" kind of bleach?

[–]UhOhPoopedIt 0 points1 point ago

BRB, going home to try this...

[–]Tdaug1996 0 points1 point ago

sweet! i've been needing a flame thrower...

[–]hotshot_sawyer 1 point2 points ago

Man, speaking as a chemist I can say with confidence that you're racking up hundreds of karma and a bestof post with a "fact" that you pulled STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR BUTTHOLE.

Maybe there was something else they referred to as bleach, but real bleach (sodium hypochlorite) is perfectly stable.

[–]LastImmortalMan 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh, correct. I am speaking from mostly heuristic knowledge and have only seen this done with pressurized containers (was told anecdotally about the spray bottle).

That being said, I believe they have changed the chemical to render it completely inert. This was pre-internet so I don't know if I could find a chemical breakdown of bleach for the past 30 years. I understand how and why sodium hypochlorite is not going to create explosions any time soon.

That being said, lets talk to our good friend Wiki:

The bleaching process has been known for thousands of years,[1] but the chemicals currently used for bleaching resulted from the work of several 18th century scientists. Chlorine is the basis for the most commonly used bleaches, for example, the solution of sodium hypochlorite, which is so ubiquitous that many people just call it "bleach", and calcium hypochlorite (bleaching powder). Oxidizing bleaching agents that do not contain chlorine most often are based on peroxides, such as hydrogen peroxide, sodium percarbonate and sodium perborate. While most bleaches are oxidizing agents, a fewer number are reducing agents such as sodium dithionite.

Also, notice the array of different chemicals that could be found in a 'bleach'. Several of those compounds and chemicals can become quite reactive given the right circumstances.

So, as you can see... bleach has never really been referred to a singular chemical compound. Also, lets be honest here, this was the late 80s - mid 90s, who the fuck knows what they were putting in the bleach back then.

[–]barjonah 0 points1 point ago

So, if I fill a 20oz empty water bottle with pure bleach and toss it it's basically napalm?

[–]LastImmortalMan 1 point2 points ago

Nope, it has been almost impossible to do this with bleach for over ten years now. They have diluted or changed the chemical compound so that this can't happen anymore.

Also, probably wouldn't be like napalm on contact... I believe the entire liquid is burned in a very small time. With napalm, the initial ignition of the fuel does not burn up the entire substance quickly.

[–]Khiraji -1 points0 points ago

Interesting. I've fired bleach out of a spray bottle dozens of times, no fire. All it did was clean my bathtub. What am I doing wrong? Does it need to be of a certain concentration? Particular spray bottle?

[–]LastImmortalMan 3 points4 points ago

The nozzle needs to break it down into a pretty fine particulate (smaller than most common ones can do).

Also, you need pure bleach for this to work. I believe most counties have banned the sale of pure bleach to consumers. I am not sure if they just lowered the concentration or changed the process so that it was chemically inert after that. This was quite a long time ago (10+ years).

Even your strongest off the shelf bleach won't light anymore, not its fumes or anything.

[–]Khiraji 1 point2 points ago

Ahh. I see. Thanks for the info!

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

Oh... I thought that was Colin Hay. I gotta say, I'm a little sadder now.

[–]motodextros 110 points111 points ago

*WARNING* This liquid is known as 'dihydrogen monoxide'

Have a heart... stop the spread

[–]Subhazard 45 points46 points ago

Dihydrogen monoxide kills 3,300 people every year, and the government and corporations puts it in the food we eat! BASTARDS!

[–]GenghisKhan42 63 points64 points ago

100% of people exposed to dihydrogen monoxide die.

[–]HowsItBeenBen 17 points18 points ago

100% of dead people died at least once in their life.

[–]Acidictadpole 37 points38 points ago

Did you know that at least 50% of people who are exposed to Dihydrogen Monoxide die before the average lifespan of a human?!

[–]herruhlen 25 points26 points ago

Median lifespan, not average.

[–]Acidictadpole 15 points16 points ago

I knew I was going to get it wrong :(

[–]orbat 2 points3 points ago

Unless human lifespan is normally distributed.

[–]GenghisKhan42 9 points10 points ago

It's also the leading cause of drowning.

[–]ninjannie 7 points8 points ago

I'm scared. I'm already gluten free, i have no idea what i'm going to do now.

[–]cmd_iii 4 points5 points ago

Plus...fish fuck in the stuff. Sheesh!!

[–]Fabbyfubz 1 point2 points ago

I've been exposed to it for over 22 years, but I haven't died. I think your sample selection might have some biased.

[–]GenghisKhan42 4 points5 points ago

Give it time. For now, I would seek medical attention.

[–]AdrianBrony 0 points1 point ago

and those statists insist on teaching our children that this stuff is "essential" and that they need the stuff to LIVE.

I don't want my kids being taught by the state that they need their chemicals to live.

[–]AerialAmphibian 11 points12 points ago

Fortunately the good people at the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division are working hard to inform the public about this dangerous substance.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

[–]OldBreed4816 1 point2 points ago

Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.

[–]Psylink 18 points19 points ago

When I was about 11, there was a neighbor kid (5yr old), his sister (my age) and older brother 13. This 5yr old would always pick his nose, I'm talking big long green slimy ones, and then slop it into this mouth.

One day while playing outside with my brand new super soaker, he comes outside and starts bugging me, I tell him to leave me alone repeatedly so I squirt him. He runs at me with his finger in his nose, does a flick and I see this slimy booger fly at me. I run inside my house, fill my super soaker with hot water and palmolive dish soap. I run back out as I'm pumping my gun and blast the little bastard square in the face as he's screaming and running towards me. I continue to unload as he stops and starts crying from the soap in his eyes, I move the stream to his nose and mouth and in his confusion and tear filled soapy eyes, unload my entire bottle of water.

Fast forward a week later, I'm outside playing by myself, his 16yr old cousin tackles me and proceeds to repeatedly jam his fists into my face followed by stuffing dirt and grass into my mouth and iirc a swift kick to my ribs.

TL;DR: make sure when you squirt the child there isn't an older relative that is going to beat your ass in defense of the kid.

[–]workitselfoutfine 27 points28 points ago

You should bang his sister.

[–]Synackaon 10 points11 points ago

Carry a baseball bat and exact violent retribution.

Years later is fine too.

[–]Alexxandros 1 point2 points ago

I remember one weekend in high school some kid was texting me threats. He kept saying he was going to attack me and hurt me ect. ect. So when monday came around I brought my 7 iron with me to school and carried it with me everywhere. The texts stopped after that.

[–]Granite-M 0 points1 point ago

They bring boogers, you bring a Super Soaker full of hot, soapy water. Their cousin beats you up, you put one of them in the morgue.

[–]RyanFuller003 0 points1 point ago

A 16 year old beating an 11 year old's ass. Yeah, that kid's a winner.

[–]BlueVengeance 29 points30 points ago

How to deal with other peoples children - FTFY

[–]workitselfoutfine 17 points18 points ago

Remember to use at least 2 sprays.

[–]MelMel74 25 points26 points ago

Rule #2: Double tap

[–]phonetechgoon 8 points9 points ago

As a parent, I approve this message.

[–]Carolyn_Max 0 points1 point ago

As do I. I do a good job keeping my little brat in check, but if she were acting up and an adult hit her with some water, I'd be laughing so hard and shaking their hand.

[–]whale_pubes 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it? That's the same thing as the title.

edit: couldn't see strike through on alien blue

[–]Canadiandane 5 points6 points ago

If you're on alien blue then you can't see the strike through. He crossed out "other people's"

[–]whale_pubes 3 points4 points ago

Ohh okay, thanks. Ya, I'm on Alien Blue.

[–]Canadiandane 0 points1 point ago

If you click "reply" , then "in response to" on the bar at the top it shows formatting

Eg. Nice iPhone bro dude

[–]whale_pubes 1 point2 points ago

Ahh okay thanks! and strike through is 2 ~'s on each side.

[–]Canadiandane 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit, yeah I forgot about that... You get the idea though

[–]Leonidas26 4 points5 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=638KxE2vhOI This works too

[–]Smile_Y 22 points23 points ago

I love how he waits till the kid turns around and opens his eyes, and then sprays again.

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[–]atticus138 0 points1 point ago

Step son.

[–]Smile_Y 0 points1 point ago

Never watched the show, but this gif makes me want to.

[–]d3jg 5 points6 points ago

What they don't tell you is that he's spraying LSD in that kid's face.

[–]KookyGuy 14 points15 points ago

Stop flirting with your niece.

[–]kartoffelheinz 5 points6 points ago

fuck, al bundy got old :(

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[–]Gingerbreadmancan 5 points6 points ago

You didn't need to add the black belt part. Pretty sure he could still kick ass with out it.

[–]Keepsitreal_c93 3 points4 points ago

he's still got it!

[–]Dazza1888 14 points15 points ago

What show is this?

[–]jx9 47 points48 points ago

Modern Family

[–]cmd_iii 1 point2 points ago

This scene must be from early in the show's history. Since then, Jay has bonded with Manny and genuinely loves him.

[–]sorryiwasnapping 16 points17 points ago

this was because Manny kept hitting on his niece (Haley).

[–]Rah_BE[S] 3 points4 points ago

S01E08

[–]FluffyLion 11 points12 points ago

It's OBVIOUSLY Married with Children!

[–]Minotaur_in_house 18 points19 points ago

Season 29:A Retired and Broken Man, featuring Buck the dog

[–]Ali921 4 points5 points ago

You mean Buck Jr. III

[–]Minotaur_in_house 3 points4 points ago

Esquire of course.

[–]FenrirIII 20 points21 points ago

I needed that last night. Fucking birthday party of uncontrolled kids while their jackass parents ignored the screaming and talked.

[–]gaedikus 36 points37 points ago

"hey kids, red bull for everyone!"

then you walk away

[–]Minotaur_in_house 12 points13 points ago

"Red Bull, Starbucks Frap drinks, and just for good measure here are some red velvet cupcakes. They turn your poop red if you eat enough, scare them parents!"

[–]Battletooth 20 points21 points ago

Breaking news. 28 kids suffered severe heart attacks earlier at a local birthday party. 11 were dead before paramedics arrive and 7 more died in the hospital. The rest are in critical condition. Police are still investigating what may have caused these heart attacks. So far, Kira is our number one suspect.

[–]Minotaur_in_house 16 points17 points ago

I can just imagine that interview, traumatized Chuckecheese worker "They were like hummingbirds one moment, just buzzing faster then we can see and then one by one it's like they ran into a wall, stoping and falling over..."

[–]Zoltar23 2 points3 points ago

I shouldn't be laughing at this.

[–]gaedikus 7 points8 points ago

red velvet cupcakes. They turn your poop red if you eat enough

are we talking blood red? either way i want to high five you right now for this wonderful idea.

[–]Minotaur_in_house 1 point2 points ago

It's a dark red, so they may think so.

[–]DrSmoke 2 points3 points ago

A local diner where I live has a sign "Children left unattended will be given free espresso and a puppy"

[–]Titties 1 point2 points ago

I don't talk to any old friends who have had kids. We live in completely different circles, now.

[–]CaptainHilders 0 points1 point ago

Why were you there man?!

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

I was trying to have dinner with my wife, as were many other patrons disturbed by the chaos. One of the reasons going out to eat can be a minefield.

[–]JoeAnarchy 3 points4 points ago

It's the kid who ate Carla's wedding ring!

[–]Nath_O 0 points1 point ago

I got excited for a second until I looked into it and it's not, the resemblance is uncanny though. It's this guy.

[–]JoeAnarchy 0 points1 point ago

Aw, no way! Bah, humbugs.

[–]japko 9 points10 points ago

Also cats.

[–]FrostByt 9 points10 points ago

and other peoples cats.

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 0 points1 point ago

Yep. I used this on my ex girlfriends cat when she moved in with me. That fucking cat was a manic!

[–]Vasov 5 points6 points ago

As if I needed another reason to love this show.

[–]nabbit 0 points1 point ago

Or concussed Dwights

[–]bs0l 4 points5 points ago

dwight: chh chh chh chh

jim: what are you doing?

dwight: vietnam sounds

great episode.

[–]MaidenLane 1 point2 points ago

Ohhhh Pan...

[–]2_cents 1 point2 points ago

As funny as this is, a normal child would just think it's hilarious and try to play with you. Unless of course you are doing it to a random kid in public.

[–]WatchYourTone 2 points3 points ago

I know right. There's no effective and painless way to deal with kids.

[–]TheRabidWeasels 1 point2 points ago

I just checked into a hotel at niagrafalls, time to get the spray bottle.

[–]DaisieBear 1 point2 points ago

I should take this idea and apply it to when Im at work.

[–]literary_overload 0 points1 point ago

Which episode is this from?

[–]kjoeleskapet 1 point2 points ago

S1E08.

[–]literary_overload 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]miazda 0 points1 point ago

psycho dad!

[–]MindlessJamiroca 0 points1 point ago

So that's 10M HCl right? Because thats what I've been doing...

[–]godofwar7018 0 points1 point ago

This is what my freshman teacher did when people started dozing off/sleeping.

[–]invalid_user_name2 0 points1 point ago

I used to have a math teacher that did this

[–]mysticrudnin 0 points1 point ago

The german teacher at the high school I went to did this.

[–]Anth741 0 points1 point ago

Didn't sleep last night, no speakers, I swear I hear the squeak noise every time..

[–]FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS 1 point2 points ago

The kid is immediately stunned as he's never had any liquid in his face that did not contain sugar.

[–]dhop124 1 point2 points ago

This reminds of my 2 year old nephew. We were playing with water pistols and I squirted him in the face. Kid went mad with laughter. An hour later I saw him with his pistol and he was shooting himself in the face laughing.

[–]motherknowsbreasts 1 point2 points ago

I do this when my dogs misbehave. Mind you I strictly use water!

[–]blazemore 0 points1 point ago

I heard it when he sprayed

[–]vikingengineer 0 points1 point ago

Other people's children? That's how my mom dealt with my sister and I.

[–]skibblez_n_zits 1 point2 points ago

True Story; My ex-roommate was a 4th grade teacher and germaphobe. She also did not like smelly little boys. If she caught the slightest wiff of BO, she would make her students line up against the wall, assume the position, and then soak them with a bottle of Febreeze she kept in her desk. Finally one of the students told their parents and they complained. She was given a final warning.

[–]Berkel 0 points1 point ago

I do this with fat children anyway.

[–]reevision 0 points1 point ago

Saw this gif after coming home from school annoyed by some of my sophomores (I teach high school English). If only I could do this!

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

God how I would love to do that to kids in public places.

[–]mzemel 0 points1 point ago

So glad I could find this on YouTube

[–]toris2611 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm this seems to work on my dogs and they fear the water bottle haha i think i would work on kids

[–]the8atman 0 points1 point ago

This is what my grandma does when our dogs act up. Works really well actually.

[–]raymond8505 0 points1 point ago

Bad uterus goblin! BAD!

[–]Artorig 0 points1 point ago

My high school history teacher would do this to students who were sleeping in class.

[–]Draedgal 0 points1 point ago

This should be in /r/LifeProTips

[–]iamtheowlman 0 points1 point ago

Neighbour does that with his cat (it's water).

Actually, that looks like my neighbour.

[–]ValidResponse 0 points1 point ago

As a referee of young children's sports, I think this would be great. It would be better parenting than what most of the parents actually do.

[–]LetsKillCaesar 0 points1 point ago

A teacher at my school did this to a kid using Lysol...

[–]El_Pwnzor 0 points1 point ago

Someone should edit this gif to make the man reddit spraying downvotes at a troll.

[–]seinfan9 0 points1 point ago

He still plays Al Bundy roles? Nice.

[–]alliace 0 points1 point ago

I like the longer version where after the spraying is done, Manny gives Jay a "what the hell man?" look while spreading his arms apart.

[–]gehsickah 0 points1 point ago

My parents have actually done this to my friends before using the watered down vinegar they squirt my dog with when he misbehaves

[–]Dorfattack 0 points1 point ago

r/childfree would love this!

[–]Tittybong 0 points1 point ago

A teacher at my school does that to kids who don't behave.

[–]Darkout 1 point2 points ago

NAPTIME!

[–]Mwahaaaa_The_French 0 points1 point ago

Agreed

[–]ammessick 0 points1 point ago

he is AL Bundy in his old age, still AWESOME!

[–]Brucedx 0 points1 point ago

I think Al Bundy used that on his own kids.

[–]Lucifers_Friend 0 points1 point ago

Married With Other Peoples' Children?

That joke has been made before, right? I'm sure I'm part of some combo here.

[–]joshman196 -1 points0 points ago

This was the first gif I ever saw when I came to reddit...

[–]Sypher03 0 points1 point ago

Replace with bear mace for full effect

[–]TylerKeys 0 points1 point ago

That might be some sort of misdemeanor if you just go around spraying random kids in the face.

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

people's* children

[–]jmanisweird 0 points1 point ago

Bad boy..bad...

[–]ericalh98 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that can hear the noise of the water spraying? I swear I've gone mad.

[–]Holmesly 0 points1 point ago

haha, it's funny cause he's fat..

[–]SluggyBUNBUN 0 points1 point ago

That kids name is Julio and we love him...

[–]random_story 0 points1 point ago

That's not funny, a lot of kids are really sensitive to an adult's opinion of them and they will grow up with low self esteem and a personality disorder. I know because my older brother's friends used to pick on me and do stuff like that and it made me think they hated me or something.

Downvote away..

[–]3amz 0 points1 point ago

Please spray & neuter your pets

[–]parallaxical -1 points0 points ago

this make me sad...

[–]HoldMaahDick 1 point2 points ago

Love and marriage. Love and marriage.

[–]Zosoer 0 points1 point ago

close enough.

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[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 11 points12 points ago

TIL people from Pakistan turn water to acid on contact.

[–]sarahhlove 1 point2 points ago

i believe this was on the office, first.. http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss15/edibility/jimspraysdwight.gif

[–]kingerp 1 point2 points ago

I swear, this website is full of psychopaths.

edit: YES I KNOW IT'S WATER

[–]Hedonopoly -1 points0 points ago

Why the bold all caps edit, as if you are super angry about the responses, when you've received no responses?

[–]kingerp 0 points1 point ago

Because I don't need my mailbox filling up with "you dumbass, it's only water" comments?

[–]Hedonopoly -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit, that was a stretch to assume that was what you were going to get. In all caps and bold even.

It does appear, however, that someone shit in your cheerios this morning.

[–]kingerp 0 points1 point ago

Well then, I'll just hop into a time machine and go back to three hours ago and tell myself not to add that onto the post! Thanks, random internet stranger!

p.s. it's a stretch to assume that you're not going to get bitched at for having a contrary opinion in the top post of a popular subreddit? lol, okay

[–]Hedonopoly 1 point2 points ago

Poop in your cheerios.

[–]Fiend138 1 point2 points ago

I fucking love modern family

[–]atticus138 0 points1 point ago

Nice username! Also, check out /r/Modern_Family.

[–]sharkattack007 1 point2 points ago

oh, if only you could do that and get away with it!

[–]hannah_snow 1 point2 points ago

Anyone who works in retail should be allowed to carry a spray bottle solely for the purpose of spraying nasty children.

[–]DM5EliteToast -4 points-3 points ago

go be fat somewhere else

[–]327bran -2 points-1 points ago

LPT?

[–]Krimmirion 0 points1 point ago

I work for a Day Care and confirm that this is most accurate.

[–]MiniShow 0 points1 point ago

This episode was so hilarious. I love Modern Family!

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

This episode was 
so hilarious.  I love 
Modern Family!

[–]frequent_bear -2 points-1 points ago

as much as I like this novelty account, I can't upvote this because Modern Family is shit.

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