I think I'll use a different stall..

retneftw · 1 month

No dude.

Free drugs.

magicbullets · 1 month

Assid.

StewieBanana · 1 month

That's some fucking nice toilet paper for a public bathroom.

Arconaan · 1 month

plot twist: they all do

Ef7you12 · 1 month

What about the second guy to use it? I mean, it wouldn't be any fun if it was on the first sheet, it needs to be more random than that. But the second guy, and so on, don't get the message to warn them.

InternetsSpokesman · 1 month

My office could use about 12 of these things

Kaydye · 1 month

And that is the story of how I ate a whole roll of toilet paper...

Wolfosaurus · 1 month

Err, really? I'd be taking that roll and having myself a great time.

OneWhoHenpecksGiants · 1 month

Joke's on you. That's the only stall without spiked TP.

Stuckita · 1 month

I would consider that a gift from god...LSD is great,

Ammorn · 1 month

http://i.imgur.com/qXAOB.jpg

Rushm00re · 1 month

LSD Excellent!

HumanoidAxolotl · 1 month

On the flip side, I was once at a music festival and someone wrote on the inside of the Port-A-Potty doors: "Don't poop or you'll stop tripping!"

alienufosarereal · 1 month

This may sound like I'm joking, but this is one of my consistant fears in life.

string97bean · 1 month

I hate to be that guy, but I don't you need a special type of paper to properly hold LSD?

ndouellette · 1 month

And by "use a different stall" you mean "use the whole roll just to be sure," right?

Tokestra420 · 1 month

Why would you use a different stall, free LSD!

hunter2thompson · 1 month

I think you wrote that.

acid_free · 1 month

Didn't know I could get high by wiping my butt with drugs. Brb guys, science time!

Sophiametis · 1 month

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ykj2y/i_experienced_a_bizarre_event_while_at_a_casino/

I think we finally know what happened to this guy

DannyBoi1Derz · 1 month

Well theres one way to solve this delema, use the whole roll.

tNisu · 1 month

Do you want to play a game?

lisabadcat · 1 month

What casino was this?

AndersBM · 1 month

Dude, when someone offers you free drugs dont say no. Drugs are expensive and LSD is an experiance you will never forget.

Stuckita · 1 month

and it wouldn't seep through because you need such a low dose that 100-150 micrograms is a potent dose

candyman420 · 1 month

Each roll has LSD, but only one is marked

corn_n_potatoes · 1 month

Too bad after somebody used the roll once the message would be gone and nobody would know.

PlanetExpressCrew · 1 month

It said LSD not STD.

...Id lick dat shit like crazy. No pun intended

lacinyc · 1 month

It's lucky that a Redditor got to be the first into the stall to see the untouched toilet paper with the message on it. Very lucky...

Wh0r3b1tc4 · 1 month

And that, children, was the day I ate an entire roll of toilet paper.

BinaryRunt · 1 month

takes roll home and soaks it in water.

TaintedSquirrel · 1 month

/r/drugs invaded these comments.

Max9419 · 1 month

What happen when you put acid in your butt?

sickoldman123 · 1 month

It doesn't even look tampered with...

fallensieg · 1 month

Russian toilet paper roulette!

cdegon · 1 month

I'd of used the whole roll!

longhairedfreakyppl · 1 month

Hold on.. is it possible to injest lsd through the poo hole?

Anticitizen-Zero · 1 month

I'd search, maybe a trip will scare the shit out of me.

NothingtodohereOGW · 1 month

Sounds like a good time to me.

SecularCrusader · 1 month

"Look what I wrote on this sheet of toilet paper!"

JaxonOSU · 1 month

Wait, you can feel the effects just by TOUCHING it? I am naive. Explain drugs like I'm 5.

neowu · 1 month

Plot twist: The L.S.D is in another stall

emjay101 · 1 month

np I'll eat them all then

MushroomGamer · 1 month

but the chances thats its the first..

nomi1030 · 1 month

I would take the whole roll of toilet paper home & find it when im ready to use it.

Luis707 · 1 month

Mummy time!

Traciikay · 1 month

I think I'll use the whole roll. Ftfy.

edubbb · 1 month

lol i'm at work and couldn't stop giggling after seeing this.

you win the internet today

moogoesthecat · 1 month

Russian poo-lette.

StraightMacabre · 1 month

Why risk it? Just use the three seashells.

sittty · 1 month

I think i'll throw the roll away and grab a new one. Your move.

aldennn · 1 month

Will be carrying a pen around now so I can do this in restrooms.

xoxolaciejo · 1 month

Save it for later.

panzerschrekk · 1 month

Better LSD then AIDS

Bear10 · 1 month

Now this is a very context-based decision... If you're at work and still have like three hours before your shift, skip it. If you're on a road trip with buddies who can drive for you, then sit down, take a long and relaxing shit, and use every goddamned piece of paper on that roll.

Neverendtillbegin · 1 month

Whenever I read good luck now I always hear it in this voice

Morris_At_Work · 1 month

what effect would massive hemmeroids have on this

getyourthoreauon · 1 month

I think I'll be eating some toilet paper

ech0007 · 1 month

Interesting! chances are you wouldn't run into it.

Ember357 · 1 month

It's a crapshoot.

Oniwabanshu · 1 month

I would fucking wipe my ass with the entire roll of paper.

Prestonelliot · 1 month

You'll be wiping for an hour before you realize you left the bathroom two days ago

Golemfrost · 1 month

I´d call bullshit from a bored person taking a shit,..

TheCheeses · 1 month

A crazy dude tripping with placebo lol

fatcat535 · 1 month

free LSD....score!!!!

greyscales · 1 month

"If someone offers you drugs, say thank you, because drugs are expensive." - someone on the internet

shteeeeeve · 1 month

...because I just ate all the paper in this one.

hussy_trash · 1 month

Reminds me of my neighbors this year at Electric Forest. They were selling moonshine in mason jars and I overheard them while saying they were putting acid in a few. They came by, "Hey do you guys wanna buy some moonshine"...ahhh "no I'm good, thanks though!"

RustyShackleford12 · 1 month

False

No one can roll back up toilet paper perfectly like that.

shoelaceninja · 1 month

I would eat the whole roll and walk out with a dirty ass, happy.

ProfessorTesla · 1 month

Yeah I would have been wiping til that roll was finished

TelstarGlitch · 1 month

LSD can be absorbed through the poop hole?

TIL?

DarkXlll · 1 month

Better than STD.

NDN_perspective · 1 month

Man walking streets with toilet paper foaming from his mouth, police think bathsalts. News at 11

weaverfever69 · 1 month

Surely the first one wouldn't have L.S.D. on it.

HighFlyerMN · 1 month

well then... this roll is coming with me.

Scholarly_Koala · 1 month

Relevant

fistymcbuttpuncher · 1 month

And that's when I'd sit and eat an entire roll of toilet paper.

tristan1301 · 1 month

Next stall has tentacles. Are you sure?

City_Light_Seraphs · 1 month

So, off the topic of toilet acid. For a couple weeks in college my friends and I would make jokes about reality being a dream. We would brush past each other and whisper "wake up" or "you're in a coma" or "this is all a dream" and we always talked about doing this to others to mess with them. Well, one night I was shitting and I was enjoying myself when I realized that this paper I'd been using to scoop fecal matter off my anus was being gravely under utilized and I decided that I would unroll the paper very slowly and carefully so that I could write those same messages my friends and I were saying to each other to make drunkards question their lives and wonder indeed if the amount of poison they just ingested that is now spewing out of their assholes was worth it and if they should re-evaluate and re-prioritize their lives. Anyway, to make a shitty story longer I unrolled it and wrote the messages and was about to leave when I realized something else: I was shitting blood. Lots and lots of blood, enough blood to donate and I was running out of time, I was in desperate need of something to plug up this shark-ass-attack that streaming out of my butt-hole, but I didn't want to ruin this prank so I just shoved my fingers up there, but I forgot that I didn't cut my nails and I ended up cutting it even further and it was stretching allowing more and more of my hand to fit into my asshole. Eventually, the bleeding stopped but my arm was stuck in my asshole up to my elbow and I couldn't move because my body had lost too much blood. Someone walked in, in a drunken stupor no less, and saw me sitting there and immediately vomited all over my bloodied, drained body even some dripping down my back and soaking my hand enough for it to slide out, I then pushed the guy out of the way and never looked back. I bet he read that toilet paper and turned his whole life around. What a sucker!

TL;DR that's probably okay.

elclark94 · 1 month

The thought of being fucked up on LSD terrifies me! Weed gives me enough anxiety at times. But for some weird reason, alcohol is my friend. (not in a desperate sad sense, I just love drinking) lol

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