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[–]retneftw 780 points781 points ago

No dude.

Free drugs.

[–]WhaleCannon 558 points559 points ago

< EATS ENTIRE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER >

[–]PM_Me_For_Drugs 175 points176 points ago

Now that's an interesting way to kick off a protracted hallucinogenic experience...

[–]godlesspinko 150 points151 points ago

And an excellent source of fiber.

[–]NJ_Lyons 109 points110 points ago

It's a good thing he's already in the bathroom.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 126 points127 points ago

Yeah but he's out of toilet paper.

[–]blore40 153 points154 points ago

If you eat TP, you shit TP. There is no need to wipe - the shit self-wipes.

[–]sprinricco 47 points48 points ago

[–]Will7357 37 points38 points ago

So you've never had to hobble over to an adjacent stall? It's like a game.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 62 points63 points ago

I usually lay down on the floor and roll to the next stall.

[–]CarlFromAccounting 31 points32 points ago

GERMS.

[–]yepimawkward 18 points19 points ago

Cooooties

[–]doodoodoodoodoodoo 31 points32 points ago

[–]Top_Pun 4 points5 points ago

That is why OP wants to use a different stall.

[–]i_love_younicorns 41 points42 points ago

*WIPES WITH ENTIRE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.

Way more effective.

[–]Sappharos 20 points21 points ago

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe.

[–]Gizoogle 20 points21 points ago

a bunch of i's together makes it look green.

[–]zigzagmang 23 points24 points ago

That's the LSD kicking in

[–]throweraccount 12 points13 points ago

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, I see it too!... I wonder why it looks green...

[–]eoarchaean 11 points12 points ago

There's something wrong with you guys. Get to a hospital.

[–]jschall2 5 points6 points ago

Probably subpixel antialiasing. Basically, each pixel is a red, green, and blue pixel right next to each other, and subpixel antialiasing tries to use them individually for more sharpness. It must be lighting up an extra green pixel on the edge of the 'i'.

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[–]m0h3k4n 8 points9 points ago

I know this is a joke, but I would put the whole roll in an empty co ffe can, or some other equally large container and try to dissolve the LSD into the water. Maybe strain water through the paper a few sheets at a time.

[–]reverend-spooner 12 points13 points ago

Actually the easiest way to find the LSD would be with an ultra-violet light, it glows like a bastard under UV.

[–]Kegplant 5 points6 points ago

Not water. The chemicals in the water rapidly destroy the structure (I believe Chlorine mainly)

I'd advise alcohol.

[–]ChinesePhil 67 points68 points ago

[–]Choccookie 35 points36 points ago

*relevant

[–]pasmeme 2 points3 points ago

*revelant

[–]Kubaker1 6 points7 points ago

.spaghetti falls out of fanny pack.

[–]FirstTimeWang 42 points43 points ago

... can you really absorb LSD through your butthole?

[–]greetthemind 63 points64 points ago

yes you can. super powerful and effective way. its called plugging-- or boofing which is a much more amusing term. i have never done this but search bioavailability of lsd or boofing lsd... you can also snort or absorb it through your nostril

[–]tim3worx 74 points75 points ago

I did this with MDMA once. It was amazing except the sensation of it coming on started in my butt sooo that was interesting

[–]whothrewthat 86 points87 points ago

What was it like? Did your butt get warm loving feelings towards everyone? Or a sudden urge to shake itself to uplifting electronic music? I need to know.

[–]ekaska 13 points14 points ago

hahaha...i was not prepared for that....im at work goddammit lol

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 24 points25 points ago

Welcome to /r/nocontext!

[–]whothrewthat 12 points13 points ago

Yay! Thank you.

[–]ArianFosterThePeople 22 points23 points ago

That's how you get the gay

[–]jamstight 3 points4 points ago

You can absorb lsd through anything. If you just drop the acid onto your skin you will start tripping.

[–]FirstTimeWang 7 points8 points ago

Wow. People are really creative.

[–]fc3s 23 points24 points ago

It's science. The anus is a fast method of introducing things to the bloodstream.

[–]Nihilophobe 11 points12 points ago

Fast enough that vodka enemas (yes, that's a thing) are probably the quickest way to get alcohol poisoning short of injection.

[–]bldkis 12 points13 points ago

God that sounds lainful. Vodka burns going in, imagine that all up in your butthole.

[–]FirstTimeWang 2 points3 points ago

Kids these days...

[–]elclark94 4 points5 points ago

Dumping vodka in your eye is a very quick way to absorb the alcohol too. You get a drunk feeling almost instantly. But, of course, it royally fucks your eye.

[–]BetaThetaPirate 32 points33 points ago

why doesn't my girlfriend have sperm in her bloodstream then?

your science has failed.

[–]SunshineBlind 29 points30 points ago

She does, and Science just explained why your girlfriend is kind of a dick sometimes.

[–]FirstTimeWang 6 points7 points ago

Butt science.

[–]magicbullets 486 points487 points ago

Assid.

[–]jsphpttrsn 158 points159 points ago

I've never seen a pun thread start and end in one comment.

[–]QuaBua 60 points61 points ago

I've been trying for like five minutes to think of a pun.

ACID ON BUTT HAHA.

[–]antipode 3 points4 points ago

Much less one word!

[–]Jester_Dan[!] 44 points45 points ago

GGPT. (Good Guy pun thread)

It starts.

Simultaneously finishes.

[–]JacobMHS 54 points55 points ago

SBMP. (Scumbag Male Prostitute)

Same thing.

[–]StewieBanana 153 points154 points ago

That's some fucking nice toilet paper for a public bathroom.

[–]Ravek 110 points111 points ago

Because it isn't actually in a public bathroom.

[–]NegritoBandito 48 points49 points ago

It's meant to be funny, its legitimacy is irrelevant.

[–]Noctus102 11 points12 points ago

That's untrue. There's nothing funny about writing on your own toilet paper, coming across this in the wild is a large part of the humour.

[–]Tahj42 3 points4 points ago

Well I've got bad news for you then...

[–]Arconaan 58 points59 points ago

plot twist: they all do

[–]xLuky 30 points31 points ago

Is he trying to be really deep, or were they actually all just on drugs?

[–]Toshiro_Mifune 67 points68 points ago

Yes.

[–]WatermelonBread 29 points30 points ago

We are drugs. That's what drives us. Any experience we have is from a biochemical process.

[–]sage_of_majic 11 points12 points ago

or is there more to consciousness then chemistry?

[–]WatermelonBread 12 points13 points ago

That's a difficult question to answer. I feel that consciousness is subjective. As an example When a person reaches ego dissolution/ego death from a psychedelic experience, there is no perceived boundary between yourself and things. There are no things. It's one continuous experience.

Hell, everything we experience here and now is a construction by our brain. From our thoughts, to our feelings, the culture we abide to is all built by us.

If we alter our sensory neural interface, by substituting Serotonin with Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) as an example, then our view of the world changes completely. Whose to say one world view is any less valid than the other? All experience is a drug experience. We are all on drugs all the time because we are made from drugs.

[–]Womec 4 points5 points ago

By the definition of the word 'drug', we are not on drugs all the time at all and we are not made of drugs.

"drug noun /drəg/ drugs, plural

A substance that has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body, in particular

A medicine, esp. a pharmaceutical preparation

A substance taken for its narcotic or stimulant effects, often illegally

Just trying to point out that chemicals used by the body and made in the body are not considered 'drugs' in a scientific sense.

Chemicals become drugs when someone takes them on purpose or get slipped them or whatever.

Here is a really loose definition:

A drug, broadly speaking, is any substance that, when absorbed into the body of a living organism, alters normal bodily function.

Again, not saying your wrong, just trying to point out the semantics of what you are saying and why its not exactly correct.

[–]one_true_exit 2 points3 points ago

[–]speedster217 3 points4 points ago

Physics. And math. Semi-relevant xkcd

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 0 points1 point ago

I'm so stoned. Shit.

[–]SergeantPeppper 4 points5 points ago

Duuuuuude

[–]Korberos 19 points20 points ago

Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Derek Zoolander: And?

Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

[–]balletboy 9 points10 points ago

Dont you eat peyote?

[–]Matt0753 4 points5 points ago

Cool story Hansel.

[–]cky12qxz 4 points5 points ago

chris pontius is one beautiful man.

[–]Toshiro_Mifune 5 points6 points ago

I watched all 4 seasons of WildBoyz recently. He's a good person.

[–]cky12qxz 2 points3 points ago

i mean beautiful as in he's gorgeous.

[–]Toshiro_Mifune 4 points5 points ago

Ya, you can really tell that on the inside he's a worthwhile human being.

[–]0ffGrid 1 point2 points ago

source?

[–]Toshiro_Mifune 2 points3 points ago

I think I yanked that off of 420chan.

[–]rub3s 2 points3 points ago

And you only realize this after eating the entire roll.

[–]Ef7you12 13 points14 points ago

What about the second guy to use it? I mean, it wouldn't be any fun if it was on the first sheet, it needs to be more random than that. But the second guy, and so on, don't get the message to warn them.

[–]InternetsSpokesman 13 points14 points ago

My office could use about 12 of these things

[–]Kaydye 13 points14 points ago

And that is the story of how I ate a whole roll of toilet paper...

[–]gkow 6 points7 points ago

And that's how I met your mother, kids.

[–]Wolfosaurus 36 points37 points ago

Err, really? I'd be taking that roll and having myself a great time.

[–]tdn 92 points93 points ago

I'd wipe until my ass is red raw. Turns out every sheet was soaked in LSD. Spend the rest of the night as a marshmallow trying to escape Arkham asylum.

[–]ZOMGITSABEAR 52 points53 points ago

the rest of the night? LOL no. try the next 2-3 days

[–]poompt 17 points18 points ago

Is anal absorption really that effective?

[–]ColonelForge 17 points18 points ago

This is hearsay but I've heard anal absorption is faster than oral absorption...

[–]jmc_automatic 62 points63 points ago

Ha! That's what I tell my girlfriend. Heyoooo!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I'm not sure how well it would work rubbing it on your ass compared to other methods like eating it. Generally anal absorption is talking about the inside of your ass.

[–]superatheist95 5 points6 points ago

it would diffuse through the skin and into the blood vessels, which are very close to the skin in the anus.

[–]IsTowel 8 points9 points ago

I mean if you wanna be a real man you eye drop that shit

[–]jarejay 7 points8 points ago

You're a towel!

[–]williamsunshine 4 points5 points ago

That's not how acid works.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 9 points10 points ago

Joke's on you. That's the only stall without spiked TP.

[–]Stuckita 32 points33 points ago

I would consider that a gift from god...LSD is great,

[–]Ammorn 15 points16 points ago

[–]Rushm00re 19 points20 points ago

[–]fletcher720 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me this is real and where to buy it.

[–]Curll 1 point2 points ago

Well, there's a few different dimensions to the story...

[–]HumanoidAxolotl 4 points5 points ago

On the flip side, I was once at a music festival and someone wrote on the inside of the Port-A-Potty doors: "Don't poop or you'll stop tripping!"

[–]luvmesumtrees 15 points16 points ago

This isn't true! Pooping while under the influence of LSD is a very strange experience, however.

[–]alienufosarereal 8 points9 points ago

This may sound like I'm joking, but this is one of my consistant fears in life.

[–]PM_Me_For_Drugs 16 points17 points ago

Don't worry - LSD is expensive, hard to manufacture, and there's a huge market for it.

I highly doubt that anyone's going to waste it by spiking your toilet paper.

[–]alienufosarereal 6 points7 points ago

Well, I live near San Francisco and often frequent Haight/Ashbury. My fear started after a strange hippie came up to me holding a crystal ball with foil on the bottom. He said to touch the crystal ball, so i reached out and my friend stopped me. He said it was concentrated LSD. I don;t know if it was true or not, but it still rustled my jimmies.

[–]noizes 16 points17 points ago

The ball was concentrated LSD? no... that ball would be worth a fuck ton of money.

No there wasn't liquid on it either. It'd degrade rapidly and be a waste.

You wasted a rustled jimmy.

[–]anonymousalterego 4 points5 points ago

UV (and chlorine in tap water) will quickly denature LSD. If he was just walking around with it in the daylight, any LSD on the surface would lose its efficacy.

[–]PM_Me_For_Drugs 5 points6 points ago

Your friend may have saved you from having a very disorienting week. Crystal L is very real, but you generally won't see it at the consumer level.

[–]exdirrk 5 points6 points ago

Especially in open air being offered to strangers

[–]string97bean 60 points61 points ago

I hate to be that guy, but I don't you need a special type of paper to properly hold LSD?

[–]Whiskeybent341[S] 62 points63 points ago

It can come in liquid form. Someone could easily put a few hits on a piece of toilet paper

[–]string97bean 75 points76 points ago

Right, but how would just one of the sheets have the acid on it? I would think it would seep through.

[–]Whiskeybent341[S] 307 points308 points ago

sigh Christ, you really are "that guy" aren't you?

[–]CaptainNoBoat 69 points70 points ago

I mean, he has a point. If someone actually did try this(which I doubt), it would be incredibly ineffective unless you put several hits in it. You don't even touch half the toilet paper you use, and the fact that it's on an extremely absorbent material would make any physical transfer much more difficult.

..Why am I analyzing this?

[–]Nougat 35 points36 points ago

Besides which, it's fairly easy to assume that the LSD would have been applied to the outside of the roll. Unwinding the roll, adding LSD to a sheet deep inside, then rewinding would result in a loose and uneven winding. The roll pictured was clearly wound by a machine.

[–]PM_Me_For_Drugs 138 points139 points ago

sigh

People like you are the reason I keep having to dose the whole roll...

[–]manbrasucks 9 points10 points ago

You could use a needle to inject the lsd, but then it's not "one of these sheets" anymore.

[–]Mydrasis 6 points7 points ago

i hate to be that guy that agrees with that guy, but toilet paper contains small amounts of chlorine, which destroys LSD. since you only need 100~250 microgram of LSD to trip it would get almost instantly destroyed.

[–]comaboy13 3 points4 points ago

Not to mention the fragility of the drug itself. If it is left in an open air environment like that for any real amount of time (especially a bathroom that will have a lot of moisture in the air) the drug will become practically useless.

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 2 points3 points ago

Also, the roll is too perfectly coiled for someone to have unrolled it, placed droplets of liquid acid on only one sheet, and then re-rolled it.

[–]Binsky89 4 points5 points ago

You let it dry before rolling it back up.

[–]Jigsus 2 points3 points ago

Can you absorb LSD through your anus?

[–]Roentgenator 6 points7 points ago

Yes

[–]LurkMoarMcCluer 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, sorry OP, wouldn't work at all. Slightly funny, however.

[–]Shtruntz 4 points5 points ago

If you came to the internet trying to find a congregation of people with Aspergers, this thread has exactly what you are looking for.

[–]ndouellette 4 points5 points ago

And by "use a different stall" you mean "use the whole roll just to be sure," right?

[–]Tokestra420 4 points5 points ago

Why would you use a different stall, free LSD!

[–]hunter2thompson 5 points6 points ago

I think you wrote that.

[–]exdirrk 3 points4 points ago

[–]acid_free 5 points6 points ago

Didn't know I could get high by wiping my butt with drugs. Brb guys, science time!

[–]Sophiametis 4 points5 points ago

[–]DannyBoi1Derz 3 points4 points ago

Well theres one way to solve this delema, use the whole roll.

[–]tNisu 0 points1 point ago

[–]lisabadcat 2 points3 points ago

What casino was this?

[–]AndersBM 6 points7 points ago

Dude, when someone offers you free drugs dont say no. Drugs are expensive and LSD is an experiance you will never forget.

[–]onowahoo 9 points10 points ago

LSD is relatively cheap... $10 for a hit which lasts up to 12 hours is not expensive. And thats a high price

[–]Stuckita 2 points3 points ago

and it wouldn't seep through because you need such a low dose that 100-150 micrograms is a potent dose

[–]candyman420 2 points3 points ago

Each roll has LSD, but only one is marked

[–]corn_n_potatoes 0 points1 point ago

Too bad after somebody used the roll once the message would be gone and nobody would know.

[–]PlanetExpressCrew 2 points3 points ago

It said LSD not STD.

...Id lick dat shit like crazy. No pun intended

[–]lacinyc 2 points3 points ago

It's lucky that a Redditor got to be the first into the stall to see the untouched toilet paper with the message on it. Very lucky...

[–]Wh0r3b1tc4 2 points3 points ago

And that, children, was the day I ate an entire roll of toilet paper.

[–]BinaryRunt 2 points3 points ago

takes roll home and soaks it in water.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 8 points9 points ago

/r/drugs invaded these comments.

[–]Max9419 1 point2 points ago

What happen when you put acid in your butt?

[–]willb483 5 points6 points ago

Then you trip on acid. It's absorbed by the skin.

[–]discobreakin 3 points4 points ago

Do you put toilet paper inside your butt?

[–]Max9419 4 points5 points ago

yeah its important to clean well!

[–]sickoldman123 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't even look tampered with...

[–]fallensieg 1 point2 points ago

Russian toilet paper roulette!

[–]cdegon 0 points1 point ago

I'd of used the whole roll!

[–]longhairedfreakyppl 0 points1 point ago

Hold on.. is it possible to injest lsd through the poo hole?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

It's possible to get high from contact with your skin if it's in liquid form.

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 1 point2 points ago

I'd search, maybe a trip will scare the shit out of me.

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like a good time to me.

[–]SecularCrusader 0 points1 point ago

"Look what I wrote on this sheet of toilet paper!"

[–]JaxonOSU 1 point2 points ago

Wait, you can feel the effects just by TOUCHING it? I am naive. Explain drugs like I'm 5.

[–]neowu 1 point2 points ago

Plot twist: The L.S.D is in another stall

[–]emjay101 0 points1 point ago

np I'll eat them all then

[–]MushroomGamer 1 point2 points ago

but the chances thats its the first..

[–]nomi1030 0 points1 point ago

I would take the whole roll of toilet paper home & find it when im ready to use it.

[–]Luis707 0 points1 point ago

Mummy time!

[–]Traciikay 1 point2 points ago

I think I'll use the whole roll. Ftfy.

[–]edubbb 0 points1 point ago

lol i'm at work and couldn't stop giggling after seeing this.

you win the internet today

[–]moogoesthecat 1 point2 points ago

Russian poo-lette.

[–]StraightMacabre 0 points1 point ago

Why risk it? Just use the three seashells.

[–]sittty 0 points1 point ago

I think i'll throw the roll away and grab a new one. Your move.

[–]aldennn 0 points1 point ago

Will be carrying a pen around now so I can do this in restrooms.

[–]xoxolaciejo 0 points1 point ago

Save it for later.

[–]panzerschrekk 0 points1 point ago

Better LSD then AIDS

[–]Bear10 0 points1 point ago

Now this is a very context-based decision... If you're at work and still have like three hours before your shift, skip it. If you're on a road trip with buddies who can drive for you, then sit down, take a long and relaxing shit, and use every goddamned piece of paper on that roll.

[–]Neverendtillbegin 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I read good luck now I always hear it in this voice

[–]Morris_At_Work 0 points1 point ago

what effect would massive hemmeroids have on this

[–]getyourthoreauon 0 points1 point ago

I think I'll be eating some toilet paper

[–]ech0007 0 points1 point ago

Interesting! chances are you wouldn't run into it.

[–]Ember357 1 point2 points ago

It's a crapshoot.

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

I would fucking wipe my ass with the entire roll of paper.

[–]Prestonelliot 1 point2 points ago

You'll be wiping for an hour before you realize you left the bathroom two days ago

[–]Golemfrost 0 points1 point ago

I´d call bullshit from a bored person taking a shit,..

[–]TheCheeses 0 points1 point ago

A crazy dude tripping with placebo lol

[–]fatcat535 0 points1 point ago

free LSD....score!!!!

[–]greyscales 1 point2 points ago

"If someone offers you drugs, say thank you, because drugs are expensive." - someone on the internet

[–]shteeeeeve 0 points1 point ago

...because I just ate all the paper in this one.

[–]hussy_trash 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my neighbors this year at Electric Forest. They were selling moonshine in mason jars and I overheard them while saying they were putting acid in a few. They came by, "Hey do you guys wanna buy some moonshine"...ahhh "no I'm good, thanks though!"

[–]RustyShackleford12 0 points1 point ago

False

No one can roll back up toilet paper perfectly like that.

[–]shoelaceninja 0 points1 point ago

I would eat the whole roll and walk out with a dirty ass, happy.

[–]ProfessorTesla 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I would have been wiping til that roll was finished

[–]TelstarGlitch 0 points1 point ago

LSD can be absorbed through the poop hole?

TIL?

[–]DarkXlll 0 points1 point ago

Better than STD.

[–]NDN_perspective 1 point2 points ago

Man walking streets with toilet paper foaming from his mouth, police think bathsalts. News at 11

[–]weaverfever69 0 points1 point ago

Surely the first one wouldn't have L.S.D. on it.

[–]HighFlyerMN 0 points1 point ago

well then... this roll is coming with me.

[–]Scholarly_Koala 0 points1 point ago

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 0 points1 point ago

And that's when I'd sit and eat an entire roll of toilet paper.

[–]tristan1301 0 points1 point ago

Next stall has tentacles. Are you sure?

[–]City_Light_Seraphs 1 point2 points ago

So, off the topic of toilet acid. For a couple weeks in college my friends and I would make jokes about reality being a dream. We would brush past each other and whisper "wake up" or "you're in a coma" or "this is all a dream" and we always talked about doing this to others to mess with them. Well, one night I was shitting and I was enjoying myself when I realized that this paper I'd been using to scoop fecal matter off my anus was being gravely under utilized and I decided that I would unroll the paper very slowly and carefully so that I could write those same messages my friends and I were saying to each other to make drunkards question their lives and wonder indeed if the amount of poison they just ingested that is now spewing out of their assholes was worth it and if they should re-evaluate and re-prioritize their lives. Anyway, to make a shitty story longer I unrolled it and wrote the messages and was about to leave when I realized something else: I was shitting blood. Lots and lots of blood, enough blood to donate and I was running out of time, I was in desperate need of something to plug up this shark-ass-attack that streaming out of my butt-hole, but I didn't want to ruin this prank so I just shoved my fingers up there, but I forgot that I didn't cut my nails and I ended up cutting it even further and it was stretching allowing more and more of my hand to fit into my asshole. Eventually, the bleeding stopped but my arm was stuck in my asshole up to my elbow and I couldn't move because my body had lost too much blood. Someone walked in, in a drunken stupor no less, and saw me sitting there and immediately vomited all over my bloodied, drained body even some dripping down my back and soaking my hand enough for it to slide out, I then pushed the guy out of the way and never looked back. I bet he read that toilet paper and turned his whole life around. What a sucker!

TL;DR that's probably okay.

[–]elclark94 0 points1 point ago

The thought of being fucked up on LSD terrifies me! Weed gives me enough anxiety at times. But for some weird reason, alcohol is my friend. (not in a desperate sad sense, I just love drinking) lol