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Science Cat (i.imgur.com)

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[–]therantwork 32 points33 points ago

That's Chemistry Cat to you and you got the wrong subreddit for it anyway.

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[–]therantwork 2 points3 points ago

That image is a meme called "Chemistry Cat" and generally, the jokes that go along with it are chemistry puns (like the image posted).

Seeing as though the subreddit rules prohibit the posting of memes, this image is posted incorrectly.

The chemistry=science thing you just used as an argument is the same as posting a GGG meme and calling it Nice Fellow Bob.

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[–]BurntTheToast 5 points6 points ago

Rule one of reddit. When begging for upvotes, be subtle. Besides, this shit is not OC. It's a joke that you heard and everyone else has heard and then put it over an old meme in MS paint. Why would I go somewhere else to upvote something that you spent literally seconds on.

[–]TearTea 12 points13 points ago

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'll have some H2O." The second man says, "I'll have some H2O too." Because the bartender isn't a fucking moron, he gives both men water.

[–]scamps1 2 points3 points ago

Anti-joke Chicken.

Also, why does a Barman have Hydrogen Peroxide? And how doesn't the second guy taste the difference?

[–]FourCandles 8 points9 points ago

r/adviceanimals man :)

[–]6Sungods 3 points4 points ago

I thought hydrogen peroxide only gave you the runs.

[–]lxlbluesteellxl 4 points5 points ago

Came in here to express this. I think you can drink hydrogen peroxide and be okay. In fact, I think some people used to drink small amounts of it because they thought it was healthy or something.

[–]failbot30000 0 points1 point ago

Maybe, but from what I heard, in dry counties, people would drink rubbing alcohol hydrogen peroxide and mouthwash just because it had alcohol. However, people would still use H2O2 as a mouth wash as it would clean their teeth effectively, but with repeated usage, it would be harmful.

Edit: Wasn't H2O2, was rubbing alcohol.

[–]lxlbluesteellxl 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, maybe it's as mouthwash...

[–]klahaya 1 point2 points ago

H2O2 doesn't have alcohol.

[–]failbot30000 0 points1 point ago

So it doesn't, I was thinking of rubbing alcohol. My apologies.

[–]scamps1 0 points1 point ago

Could it be argued that it contains two alcohol groups? (HO-OH).

[–]danglingpp 0 points1 point ago

So would K-OH. But I d rather drink peroxide

[–]scamps1 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, except thats ionic. Its definitely a hydroxide group.

Actually, wouldn't drinking a base be okay really? As it will just neutralise the stomach acid a bit?

Depends on how much and how conc it is I suppose.

[–]Beakerbite 0 points1 point ago

That is if you can drink it. You're more likely to gag before you can swallow (that is if your drinking a higher strength).

[–]BurnyBurn 9 points10 points ago

Worst post I've seen today. Congrats OP, not only is it unoriginal and not funny but it's also in the wrong subreddit. Fuck this, I'm out.

[–]jackbauer616 0 points1 point ago

2 men walk into a bar neither orders alcohol? only 1 person is allowed water in that situation anyway he deserved hydrogen peroxide

[–]34anthony36 1 point2 points ago

Peroxide

[–]SammyDTX 1 point2 points ago

The men are chemists. The second man says, "I'll have some water too, but why'd you have to order it like that when we're not at work?" The first man is deeply upset and begins to cry. His assassination plot has failed.

[–]Anaract 1 point2 points ago

every complaint I have about this has already been posted 15 times in here. I'll just downvote

[–]ryankatz1 1 point2 points ago

Wrong subreddit. Also while I'm not certain it has been posted on Reddit before, you are still a thief.

[–]OHyeaaah97 0 points1 point ago

For those who dont know, it makes Hydrogen peroxide.

[–]nilsson64 1 point2 points ago

i unsubcribed from adviceanimals to avoid shit like this.

[–]Obvious_and_rude 0 points1 point ago

and then one poor bastard realizes hes drinking hydrogen peroxide...

[–]baileykm 1 point2 points ago

Jesus there is a bunch of mood killers in this comments section. I thought it was funny.

[–]djdoubleyew 0 points1 point ago

This is the joke my chemistry teacher told on the first one. It's a good one.

[–]Watchmaker85 0 points1 point ago

Saw this on reddit a few weeks ago, got posted all over Facebook by tons of people, now it's back again. This joke has come full circle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This repost is bad

and you should feel bad.

[–]lnsecurities 1 point2 points ago

You've been a redditor for almost 3 and a half years and you repost in the wrong subreddit?

[–]vansanity 0 points1 point ago

i don't think Hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) kills but maybe i don't get the joke.

[–]failbot30000 0 points1 point ago

It depends how diluted it is.

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