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[–]Sher10ck 115 points116 points ago

She should at least buy him dinner first.

[–]mmeloira 135 points136 points ago

fuck that...who needs dinner, you're already giving her a meal.

[–]JessieLand 32 points33 points ago

Oh, Quagmire!

[–]shrep923 2 points3 points ago

Giggity

[–]JavaMoose 1 point2 points ago

Who else but Quagmire!

[–]bossmcsauce 2 points3 points ago

he should buy her dinner later. She earned it.

[–]Geluctis 1 point2 points ago

She should at least got the ball over the net.

[–]Mlcloud 36 points37 points ago

I like how her partner just collapses in laughter.

[–]turbulentscar 85 points86 points ago

Awe fuck it, Shoot him Brady, where's your gun at?

[–]stferago 23 points24 points ago

*Grady.

[–]CasanovaWong 15 points16 points ago

*Them both.

[–]knight8241 7 points8 points ago

you must have a guilty conscience

[–]pitsigogos 33 points34 points ago

For some strange reason the referee decided that this point was for the team on the left...

P.S. The video version

[–]tomakeredditsuckless 2 points3 points ago

Well the ball does go over the net...

[–]pitsigogos 4 points5 points ago

No, it hits on the net and then lands on their side of the net.

On the other hand, it is easy to get confused, after all there are many balls involved in this incident :-)

[–]rhunex -1 points0 points ago

It's perfectly legal for the ball to hit the net.

[–]pitsigogos 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but it lands on their side, it does not go over the net.

[–]Actually_Doesnt_Care 14 points15 points ago

MTV used to be good..

[–]ucbiker 12 points13 points ago

I saw this on MTV like a week ago. The awesomeness of these commercials does not make up for the no music videos

[–]Dealybobber 24 points25 points ago

The problem is they have no reason to show music videos anymore, and it's not just because terrible TV makes them money. How is MTV expected to cater to everyone's personal interests in music when their target audience can look up the handful of videos they want to see online?

If you remember, back when MTV actually showed music videos, it was pretty much 1 video that you wanted to see for every 5 that you didn't. It would probably be about the same now, and they'd have to try to compete with youtube, vimeo, et.al. for that market. In their nature, these websites are more suited to handle this kind of media, since the viewer can easily choose what they want to see every few minutes.

They could try to break it up into blocks of related videos (8-9pm would be hard rock, 9-10 would be indie, 10-11 rap, so on...) but then how would they convince people to DVR these blocks of programming when it would still be much easier to just view them online at your leisure?

So yeah, video killed the radio star and the internet killed MTV.

[–]doomgiver98 1 point2 points ago

In Canada there's an MTV equivalent that had those blocks of related videos.

[–]b0bb3h 1 point2 points ago

FUSE TV still manages to have a largely music-centered lineup...so I have a hard time believing it's not possible.

[–]danguro 3 points4 points ago

So did Fuse until it sold out to pop and Hip-pop as well as hipster culture. I miss No. 1 rock and metal countdowns :/

[–]HiImGarrett 1 point2 points ago

iknowthatfeel.jpg

[–]snapperh3ad 0 points1 point ago

When? I'm pretty sure that when they started playing Real World it was already in sharp decline if it wasn't already crap, and these are newer than that.

[–]freeogy 0 points1 point ago

These commercials are recent.

[–]erock0546 1 point2 points ago

I would like to point out that the man would break his dick in all those cases

[–]freeogy 1 point2 points ago

I doubt he had an erection in any of those cases.

[–]erock0546 0 points1 point ago

True. At the very least his family jewels would be hurt.

[–]bossmcsauce 0 points1 point ago

best sex-protection awareness adds ever.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

How are they having sex through their clothes though...

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

My new favourite comment.

[–]whaddupmarge 0 points1 point ago

Is anyone else surprised that they drew nipples in??

[–]JSA17 231 points232 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Well that was awkward... 64coms 720pts 14dys funny
Unexpected surprise 0coms -4pts 17dys gifs
You really want me to believe that she tripped and fell on your dick...... 1com 17pts 18dys funny
And kids, this is how I met your mother 298coms 1933pts 18dys gifs
I would buy a lottery ticket after this. 11coms 111pts 21dys funny
When face palming just isn't enough 0coms 0pts 20dys gifs
When face palming just isn't enough. 2coms 7pts 20dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]joelwna 149 points150 points ago

[–]JPulf 17 points18 points ago

Where..is that woman okay?

[–]FinnTheFickle 18 points19 points ago

I sure hope so, I'd hate to think I was laughing my ass off at a woman being killed or paralyzed.

Still... lmao

[–]cky12qxz 1 point2 points ago

probably not

[–]duiker101 88 points89 points ago

This is the first time i see it and i found it funny. And like me many other people.

http://i.imgur.com/ENhra.gif

[–]BurritoHunter 47 points48 points ago

I agree. Reposts are not necessarily bad, I don't get why everyone on reddit hates them... If it gets upvoted that means people think it's funny, so it's probably the first time they've seen it... what's wrong with that?

Edit: Ask a question, get downvoted. Nice Reddiquette guys.

[–]Naberius 33 points34 points ago

If it weren't for reposts, the Internet would have ended in 1997.

[–]AmIKrumpingNow 18 points19 points ago

I think you're forgetting the influx of original content when Russia started giving to YouTube. Supplemented by them installing dash cams.

[–]Badong11 6 points7 points ago

You will ALWAYS find enough people to upvote a funny gif (or interesting pic) to the frontpage. Just wait 1 week and post this again, 1 week and again, etc etc.

By that rate it will be on the frontpage 50 times per year. At some point it will only make it to the frontpage once a month because too many have seen it. It's the same for many popular gifs. It just gets really old even if you're just one hour on reddit every day...

Especially people like OP who dump out 150 (!!!!) of those reposts in a SINGLE DAY make it hard to just say nothing. Although i've personally given up... just trying to explain why it bothers many people.

[–]Talarot 3 points4 points ago

i dont mind them at all, i like looking at these posts because perhaps we can glean a further insight as to why certain reposts get 2k points, some get -4, and another 720.

[–]Bonhomie3 1 point2 points ago

A witty title does help, but mostly, to me, it just seems the luck of the draw whether a repost gets buried or front-paged.

[–]simperingfool 1 point2 points ago

The problem with reposts is not their content; usually the content is great, hence the repost. The problem is the intent to karma-whore by the reposter.

IRDGAF about reposts personally. I don't live on reddit, so chances are good I haven't seen the original post (or the post on 4chan, or whatever).

[–]ok_backbay 0 points1 point ago

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[–]MrIslander 7 points8 points ago

Good on you, it's time people notice what a serial reposter Scopolamina is.

[–]raulprando 0 points1 point ago

"Unexpected surprise".... Really?

[–]slideyep -1 points0 points ago

Yay! More Police!

[–]thewormauger 2 points3 points ago

this is account only reposts and cross posts... just look at all of the posts...

Unrelated, is there a way to block all posts from an account?

[–]lnclincoln -4 points-3 points ago

Hey guess what bitch, this is my first time seeing it. I'm glad it was reposted.

[–]Toobad113 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]apullin -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to do this. Glad to see that people are finally wise to this, enough to act immediately. This was recently on the front page.

[–]mmeloira 16 points17 points ago

I love the other people's reactions when they see what happened XD

[–]Kubaker1 9 points10 points ago

The guy's like "ah, it's nothing. This happens all the time."

[–]mostlybob 11 points12 points ago

Anyone notice the friends' reactions? I like the girl collapsing on the sand in back.

[–]Febrifuge 7 points8 points ago

Saw that too. The speed at which everyone comprehends the hilarity is impressive.

[–]Fadic4 16 points17 points ago

"what she tripped?fell? landed on his dick!?" EMINEM

[–]michaelrule4 3 points4 points ago

Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[–]Fadic4 2 points3 points ago

Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[–]drunk_otter 17 points18 points ago

Finally! This is what beach volleyball has really been looking for. A sexy edge.

[–]Shtruntz 18 points19 points ago

Beach Volleyball wasn't sexy before? Are you sure?

[–]dickwhistle 8 points9 points ago

Nothing remotely sexy here.

[–]thewormauger 12 points13 points ago

She has a pretty sexy little pink thing in her hair.

[–]tdn 10 points11 points ago

She looks either really embarrassed or really hurt at the end.

[–]fuckthemusics 8 points9 points ago

THATS RAPE

[–]Kubaker1 4 points5 points ago

Just a surprise!

[–]ace9ner 1 point2 points ago

As long as you yell "suprise!" its not rape.

[–]Kubaker1 0 points1 point ago

[–]ReadSarcastically 3 points4 points ago

she keels over like his crotch is soaked in chloroform. not a bad idea, actually...

[–]denizenKRIM 5 points6 points ago

[–]theislandking 2 points3 points ago

Stealing this move. Thanks.

[–]SokkasInstincts 2 points3 points ago

"and kids, that's how I met your mother."

[–]mchao 2 points3 points ago

notice the chick in the back reeling over in laughter

[–]Lilkounchry 1 point2 points ago

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

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[–]one_dalmatian 1 point2 points ago

My whole life is a cringeworthy moment. :(

I hope you realise that your entire post is yet another one...

[–]PoonSmasher9002 0 points1 point ago

I guess. It's the internet brah. It's not like it's serious fucking business or anything. Chill out

[–]Snoyarc -1 points0 points ago

I thought you were going to say you were a girl and people called you a tranny until you got to college. After reading your username I don't know if you are a lesbian or closeted gay guy.

[–]PoonSmasher9002 0 points1 point ago

Being sensitive doesnt make you gay brah

[–]Snoyarc -1 points0 points ago

I was more so talking about you chasing a guy while you were fully torqued.

[–]PoonSmasher9002 -1 points0 points ago

Well I guess you can't read because I said that I was crying because I'm sensitive. To avoid looking like a baby I made up a LIE that I fell on a boner that I didn't actually have. Even if it was true and I did have a boner, what 12 year old can honestly say he never got an unwanted boner for no reason?

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 2 points3 points ago

I really miss coaching that junior high girls' volleyball team. They don't let me do that now that I am in prison.

[–]Zeheve 2 points3 points ago

He really didn't seem to mind at all.

[–]ShittyMF 2 points3 points ago

I'm signing up for this right now!!!

[–]nolok 2 points3 points ago

Joe Hallenbeck would need a new sarcastic joke

[–]itsmuddy 0 points1 point ago

You can't just walk up and slap a guy, you have to say something cool first.

[–]kurteous 3 points4 points ago

doesn't matter; got blown

[–]bathtubtim 3 points4 points ago

If he had been black she could have lost an eye

[–]jagenigma -2 points-1 points ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[–]Int0TheV0id 0 points1 point ago

This was funnier when I saw it posted a week ago.

[–]Fellow51 9 points10 points ago

False. Last repost was 14 days ago.

[–]twinglockfortys 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the start of a great relationship.

[–]UnearthlyStew 1 point2 points ago

You can tell by his hands when she dropped to her knees: he came.

[–]griffith12 0 points1 point ago

"I fuckin' knew it!"

[–]aSoapyEnema 1 point2 points ago

YAY SURPRISE FELATIO!!

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

Here cums the judge.

[–]Shamwow22 1 point2 points ago

I love how after she safely catches her fall right on his crotch, she falls to the ground in sheer and utter embarrassment.

Poor girl.

[–]Impulse3 1 point2 points ago

What she tripped fell landed on his dick? Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady but think about your baby before you get all crazy.

[–]MetalHead2K12 0 points1 point ago

still getting upvotes

[–]Abraves119 1 point2 points ago

Giggidy

[–]whoknows78 0 points1 point ago

Looked more like instinct, on her way down she looked right at it and went straight into cock gobbler mode.

[–]DrSusset 0 points1 point ago

I like how her friend just falls down laughing, meanwhile the other team just goes through with the usual low/high fives procedure

[–]gaichu 0 points1 point ago

try getting that excuse past slim shady.

[–]sydblack 0 points1 point ago

"IS THIS THE MOMENT?", he thought, "Is this the moment all of my meticulous groinal grooming finally pays off?"

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

It's fairly obvious that she did it on purpose ...

[–]wilfordsy 0 points1 point ago

"Oh shit. I just dry blew him. Quick! Pretend to be unconscious."

[–]Calleball 0 points1 point ago

[–]kkatth 0 points1 point ago

I hate when people repost things with the same caption as the original post

[–]Iggapoo 0 points1 point ago

Well that just made the family reunion awkward.

[–]paulseagull 0 points1 point ago

Man she's thick in the right way too.

[–]ssbbsa 1 point2 points ago

See, so much of the time it's the headline that makes it. This video wouldn't be 1/2 as funny if it weren't for your title.

[–]The_Rorschach_Man 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else not notice that she DID IT ON PURPOSE !!!

[–]WrethZ 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does it look like she did that on purpose?

[–]Umpalumpa47 0 points1 point ago

And porn movie.

[–]KingWilson 0 points1 point ago

Let's switch roles here and watch the gif turn into a lawsuit!

[–]DisturbedPsycho 0 points1 point ago

And that's how I met your mother.

[–]egnaro2007 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost and I think the original caption was like " how I met your mother

[–]Tankverso 0 points1 point ago

this belongs in r/obliviousreposts

[–]Blackheart_616 0 points1 point ago

Aww, fuck it. Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?

[–]billygrimm87 0 points1 point ago

Just spit out a good amount of coffee laughing so hard at this. Bummed it was lost coffee but so worth it.

[–]cactusking 0 points1 point ago

"legitimate Rape" maybe?

[–]BarryBostwick 0 points1 point ago

I like how the other girl instantly falls to her knees too.

[–]MrPixou 0 points1 point ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]Kvnroach 0 points1 point ago

This is now the 3rd time ive seen this posted.

[–]GuysTheName 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this for five minutes straight.

[–]philium1 0 points1 point ago

Damn dude, at least wait a few weeks before you repost something...saw this same gif on the front page really recently

[–]LantzJ271 0 points1 point ago

That guy deff got a boner after.

[–]Amongus 1 point2 points ago

[–]frasier_crane 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]policies94 1 point2 points ago

When I was in middle school I was chasing some guy for some reason and some asshole bully tripped me and I fell on my face pretty hard. I started crying. I was really embarrassed and when my friend asked me why I was crying I had the genius idea to say "I had a boner and I when I fell I fell on my boner and it hurts really bad". Apparently my 12 yr old genius thought it was better to say I had a random boner while chasing some guy then it was to man up and say I was crying like a baby because I'm sensitive. Your title reminded me of this.

[–]THE_GR8_MIKE 0 points1 point ago

Repost+New title=Not repost.

[–]N1MBL3 0 points1 point ago

This gif is as funny as it was last week!

[–]stressfulpick 0 points1 point ago

His reaction doesn't look like he liked it. Has to be gay

[–]leftwing_rightist 0 points1 point ago

This woman really took a mouthful.

[–]TayyBagg 0 points1 point ago

Didn't I see this on the front page like 4 days ago...?

[–]janeysgotagun 0 points1 point ago

I love how his hands automatically go away from her. I bet he hit her up later if you know what I mean. ;)

[–]coupdetat 0 points1 point ago

Freudian Slip

[–]Thoraxe -2 points-1 points ago

My wife will be happy to hear that.

[–]string97bean -1 points0 points ago

It wasn't me...

[–]OnceIHadACookie -1 points0 points ago

I'm gonna save this link and repost it a week later too

[–]Honorship 0 points1 point ago

It looks so fake.

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS -1 points0 points ago

Cue crosspost by fembigots to SRS in 3...2...

[–]Nebakanezzer 0 points1 point ago

really? you're going to just repost this a few weeks later with my comment as the title?

[–]SgianDubh 0 points1 point ago

I call dibs on next week!

[–]treedick2011 -2 points-1 points ago

Well.... not sure if scored or....

[–]pinkflyd25 0 points1 point ago

"slipped"