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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 weeks somegaychick One of the best contradictions (and argument-winners) ever. here 56 324
3 weeks hicho The face of God here 15 386
1 month MajorStever I died laughing at this. here 328 1315

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[–]jew_jitsu 15 points16 points ago

Ahhh... but remember that the Old Testament is inaccurate!

Until we want to hate on homosexuals and abortion!

[–]Pancakepiles[S] 4 points5 points ago

How convenient...

[–]Grindstone50k 1 point2 points ago

"It's just a metaphor!"

[–]franzmeister1989 5 points6 points ago

the bible makers forgot to hire proofreaders... low on donatio.. ehem.. budget perhaps? trollolol.

[–]GivePositiveFeedback 0 points1 point ago

If only the church would be open for suggestions to change these contradictions to make it a better more coherent story.

[–]Pancakepiles[S] 0 points1 point ago

haha yeah, like changing the bible at this point would make it any more credible.

[–]BendTime 2 points3 points ago

Hey /r/atheism, there are TONS of contradictions in the bible. here they are. Please lets not start a fload of image posts with text of bible contradictions, there are many of them and it will clog the front page.

[–]duchey 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]broccoli1789 1 point2 points ago

But someone has seen God's butt. Read Lamb by Christopher Moore, I promise you'll get a kick out of it.

[–]mabonuob 0 points1 point ago

[–]memographer110 0 points1 point ago

Eh, I don't think intertextual contradictions are as good as internal ones. Like the Gospels can't get their fucking story straight about the order of purported events. And the theology of Christianity as being 'the new covenant' repudiates such contradictions. Selectively, of course.

[–]Grindstone50k 0 points1 point ago

Vin Diesel finds the bible amusing.

[–]GaryJ73167 0 points1 point ago

Looks like "Crackhead Bob". For any of the Stern fans out there

[–]fixthecopier 0 points1 point ago

The bible is 2 faced.

[–]iEatIrony 0 points1 point ago

saving this as ammo. thank you.