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[–]mapker 20 points21 points ago

what are "freshmans"

[–]EnhancementShaman 3 points4 points ago

^ THIS

[–]lawls10 3 points4 points ago

^ THOSE

[–]hollander93 2 points3 points ago

THEM

[–]1_AM_NOT_A_WHORE 4 points5 points ago

cock

[–]flackdaddyxpress 1 point2 points ago

I thought you weren't a whore

[–]ShatterWulf 4 points5 points ago

You only think its true. Wait until you graduate and get back to the bottom of the totem pole again.

[–]warshbucket -1 points0 points ago

Junior year in high school was an enlightenment phase about what the rest of life was going to be like.

You aren't a junior because most schools haven't started yet and you wish that you knew what it was like.

[–]Consequentialist 0 points1 point ago

Most schools? A ton of places start in August. It's pretty much just the far north that starts in September.

[–]SquareSoft 0 points1 point ago

Minnesotan schools starts anywhere from September 1st to the 7th.

[–]Consequentialist -1 points0 points ago

It's pretty much just the far north that starts in September.

Where is Minnesota? Far North?

[–]SquareSoft 0 points1 point ago

Yup, we're along the Canadian border.

[–]Consequentialist -1 points0 points ago

So how does that go against anything I said? o__O

[–]SquareSoft 1 point2 points ago

I'm not disagreeing with you at all. In fact, I'm providing anecdotal evidence to support your claim.

[–]Consequentialist -1 points0 points ago

Ohhhh, I see! My bad. I guess I got used to people always arguing on reddit.

[–]amkurtz[S] 2 points3 points ago

I am a junior in highschool, in my area we start in early august.

[–]DeathPenguinOfDeath 0 points1 point ago

This looks like something from facebook...

[–]ElBobo 1 point2 points ago

These are posted by high schoolers, right? I'm hoping this isn't from college level students, they have real things to care about.

[–]SweepOar 0 points1 point ago

So you're flamboyantly homosexual?

[–]Flexosaurus 0 points1 point ago

I hate it when people say freshmans. It's freshmen.

[–]HollaJames 0 points1 point ago

I just see four people with a crushing amount of debt.

[–]Releasethedreadknot 0 points1 point ago

Doubt it, I'm a drifter, just blew into town, heard your club is pretty tough, thought I'd check it out

[–]snapplesauce123 0 points1 point ago

Slightly tightly

[–]Hosfac 0 points1 point ago

[–]CamoAnimal 0 points1 point ago

Rising junior here. Maybe this is just my school...but I'm pretty sure there is a regression somewhere between junior and senior. It's as if all the seniors woke up one day and realized they only had a few more months to enjoy sheltered life as inebriated college students. On the flip side of things, They do set a certain humor about the campus around the time of Greek Week when all of the fraternity seniors ransack the campus in hopes or reclaiming a little peace of their youth.

That is all.

Edit: typo

[–]AngelixArch 0 points1 point ago

As a sophomore I can say that I've been a junior for a while...

[–]exlurkerjake -1 points0 points ago

as a senior. meh