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[–]Jos-postings 445 points446 points ago

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 119 points120 points ago

OMG GUISE A GIRL GAMERRR

[–]touchy610 55 points56 points ago

To be fair, girls still get tons of shit just for being a girl in the majority of gaming communities. And no, it's not just from little boys, either. I still prefer to just let people continue to think I'm a pubescent boy, instead of a 24-year-old woman.

[–]omgarm 41 points42 points ago

Either way I have a bigger penis, which makes me feel more confident. I shall use this confidence to spew racial slurs and profanities.

[–]Wayne_Bruce 81 points82 points ago

Oh, the situation for female gamers is awful at the moment.

That said, these "OMG I'M A GURL GAMER" people are only hurting the position of actual female gamers. Female gamers aren't 'girl gamers', their gamers.

[–]Stylux 38 points39 points ago

[–]shastaliving 5 points6 points ago

It will be interesting to see how this behavior will change as women gamer's receive the same attention men do. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before everyone is acting like an asshole, regardless of sex.

[–]oniongasm 53 points54 points ago

They're

[–]Picklepea 15 points16 points ago

Here in the UK we have less 'girl gamers' but what makes it sad for me is that I am 36. I am on old lady gamer :(...

[–]blonderocker 6 points7 points ago

I still remember the days of playing Counter-Strike when I was 10 years old and having grown men hit on me.

I didn't really understand what they were saying at the time, I just remember being really frustrated that they thought I was a girl. But looking back... shiver

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 5 points6 points ago

I've never heard this in any of the PC games with mics that I play, then again I've only played with a few females with mics. I have heard tons of stories about consoles though.

[–]touchy610 6 points7 points ago

Well, thinking about it, you're experiences are legitimate. I have tended to run into it less often on PC games, but that could also be that I tend to play more MMOs or single player games than anything else when it comes to PC games. And I always tend to join guilds/groups that are well-established. My guild in Rift was the best one I've ever been in, although the guild I spent the most time in WoW was more prone to just this weird sort of drama moreso than straight-up assholeishness. I'm cabal-less in my current MMO, The Secret World, though. It seems the entire player base in that one is more mature (for lack of a better word), thankfully.

Console games are an entirely different story, though. Especially competitive ones, like FPS's. Ugh.

Sorry for rambling. I'm drinking. :)

[–]Frenchy-LaFleur 143 points144 points ago

Who the hell are they?

[–]YUNoHaveBacon 48 points49 points ago

You know who you should ask? Sokka's instincts!

[–]knirefnel 25 points26 points ago

"Quit riding my ass Katara." -Sokka

[–]jarjarbinksing 18 points19 points ago

[–]PubicMohawk 2 points3 points ago

Some of the people kids on Dragonborn's page are equally bad. Take this le gem, for example:

"HELL THE FUCK NO. She's wearing a deadmau5 shirt? I bet this dumb fuckwhore can't even name 15 songs by Joel Zimmerman without looking on Google. EDM fan wannabes. Sickening. I hope the apocalypse comes soon. Maybe those of us with sense will die knowing we don't have to suffer with these idiots continuing to ruin the internet with their attention whoring photos."

[–]DafyddCymraeg 2 points3 points ago

University of Marijuana...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Bitches like that annoy me...

The ones that have to "dress" like the music they listen too to act liek they are cool and part of the scene...

Fuck dude... I listen to Paramore, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, and Kate Nash......

And I dress in button up long sleeve shirts, you would never guess the music I listen to, or hobbies I am into (Gaming, and Warhammer)

[–]littleimp 11 points12 points ago

It is hilarious that you feel the need to tell us your favourite bands and hobbies. Kinda invalidates your point though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

How so lol?

I stated my fav. bands and hobbies, and how I dress in order to show my mentality on it, In fact that actually validates my point

[–]meriadocdog 170 points171 points ago

Who the hell cares?

[–]Frenchy-LaFleur 303 points304 points ago

Obviously I do so as I just asked who they were.

[–]Switche 141 points142 points ago

Nobody in particular.

What the girl is doing is one example of a new trend of self-made girl power images on the Internet: pantomiming some sort of message addressing men with typical issues girls have in a boy-dominated culture (gaming, forums, etc, not all Internet)--always in a bit of a trolly, sassy way, usually rather typical, but valid points--and the boy is responding in a typically trolly, ridiculing way as these have tended to result in (again, before these two), and I guess a little bit of a flame war has sparked up, which is indeed new.

That's really it. This second image is just devolved into petty flaming, as you can see, but much worse than that if you care about the messages here.

Firstly, the boy is wrong to have felt the need to come out and shame this girl. Other than the fact that she and those like her are being a bit vain and obnoxious about this medium, the message is also being put down, and it's an important one; girl gamers get a lot of weird shit throw at them and it messes with their identity. Is it so important to shame her for this, as though to come to your own defense?

Anyway, the asshole boy is one thing, but what's wrong here now is how awfully bigoted and generally insulting she's being in this second one.

Objectively speaking, viewing the first image could lead one to believe the girl was a lot more mature than the boy, achieving a win for young feminist culture, or at least a maintaining of status quo if someone sees the boy as the real hero, which is probably more likely.

Unfortunately, she's spewing a bunch of bigoted nonsense to satisfy her own ego, which makes it hard to believe she's speaking from a place of understanding anything lest she might understand why insulting Jews, the mentally ill, and sexual prowess would harm her credibility when she's supposedly asking to be treated respectfully.

The boy didn't even need to respond to this if he understood the same lesson, so he's no better, imo, but I really hope that girl gets some sense yelled into her by someone; that's a really ugly way to defend yourself.

TL;DR Just two asshole kids following a sort of gender-war meme popular with teenagers. Most of these memes will make you want to vacate the planet with all the bigoted, self-absorbed, and hateful people on both sides. The original aim seemed to be noble in rallying disenfranchised girls, but OP is a case in point of how terrible and hateful most of these kids are about it.

[–]scottg96 2 points3 points ago

Even the TL;DR is too long ;~;

[–]Entandra 27 points28 points ago

This definitely wasn't biased. At all.

[–]euthalia 21 points22 points ago

Well, Switche states that both children involved are total idiots. That's not really biased.

[–]JonnyRichter 4 points5 points ago

Yes, it is. The opposite biased opinion would be that they're both funny and clever. Stating the facts, as in, explaining what both sides are trying to portray (without criticizing them) would be unbiased.

[–]euthalia 10 points11 points ago

You are absolutely correct... but were you hoping for objectivity in a comment thread on a teenage flame war post?

[–]Switche 8 points9 points ago

Can you tell me how you think it's biased? I try very hard not to be biased, and I'm willing to hear you out.

In my defense, I should remind you that having an opinion doesn't necessarily mean you are exhibiting a cognitive bias.

I was also pretty clear in saying these are both pretty disrespectful and ignorant individuals, as the interaction has shown. I really don't support either of them except that--after eliminating my own bias against obnoxious trolling--I realize the girl is initially making valid points.

So the girl has some positive points on her side in the beginning, whereas the boy really just wants to bully and shame her (for reasons I guessed at, but are arguable), but both sides devolve into hateful nonsense.

Maybe rewriting it wasn't fair, but I wanted to be clear in my intention. Fire away, I'm honestly interested to see if I'm guilty of bias.

[–]TheMuffinMan0311 13 points14 points ago

writing massive psychoanalytical wall of text about literally everyday internet drama

holy shit I cant tell if you're on your period or just an english major

[–]Switche 63 points64 points ago

I'm a dude. Also I felt like actually explaining the situation, and engaging in discussion, which there's nothing wrong with.

I recognize much of the latter half is my own viewpoint. I grew up watching Internet and video game culture develop, and along with it, some terribly confused, self-absorbed and bigoted people. Not everyone is like this, but clearly these are two examples that are indicative of a problem in the culture and generally in gender identities in youth.

Assuming I'm a woman, and obviously on my period, doesn't really do you any favors in your credibility in a discussion on those topics, so I'm not really sure where you think your angle is. If you don't care, I really don't care, either. I'm here to discuss it with those who do.

[–]dylansavage 1 point2 points ago

You seem fun.

[–]shastaliving 1 point2 points ago

The nature of his joke hardly discredits him. Though it's unfair to women, it accurately points out you took too seriously this verbal fight between children.

[–]Switche 9 points10 points ago

They edited the comment; originally it said simply "holy shit, are you on your period?"

So that set the tone for me. I saw the edit, but really the whole point of the comment is to say "I don't care about all that you just wrote, so I'm going to discredit it in a snarky manner," so my comment is the same either way.

I don't think I'm taking it too seriously. I'm not really that opinionated on this, but I do have an opinion, and I'm not above using lots of words to express it. If you don't think it's worth discussing, either, my response is the same.

I don't really understand why people feel the need to express that they don't care. So leave. Why do you care if I want to talk about this?

[–]shastaliving -1 points0 points ago

Your writing is less powerful at this length. Limit what you write.

[–]elstickman1 18 points19 points ago

I care also. I need to see if this random bunch of images continues

[–]Jos-postings 16 points17 points ago

Yea, I'm also interested in seeing how far this goes.

[–]AltheonBallistics 11 points12 points ago

"this plot device is getting old and tried, let's skip the months of sexual tension slowly rising from our loins and get to the fornication." - Shakespeare

[–]foggart 15 points16 points ago

Dude looks like Eddie Van Halen.

[–]SeviMan 7 points8 points ago

This one is much better than OP's.

His look of Wtf/srsly at the end is fantastic.

[–]HisRoyalHippo 3 points4 points ago

She calls herself a gamer and plays a filthy console peasant Xbox.

Cute.

[–]GerbilFeces 5 points6 points ago

It wasnt until i read this that i realised the girl was a girl.

[–]Captain_Aizen 3 points4 points ago

Fucking awesome comeback by carrot top.

[–]Tada-Forever -1 points0 points ago

Blargh, they are both the worst.

[–]zaffoid 318 points319 points ago

It hurts to go on the internet sometimes.

[–]dkim95 132 points133 points ago

[–]AnarchoAlan 26 points27 points ago

It's moprhine time.

[–]OysterCat 23 points24 points ago

[–]AnarchoAlan 4 points5 points ago

That's Reddit for ya.

[–]Gunpla00 12 points13 points ago

should we even call it that anymore..it hurts to say that word

[–]metalrawk 22 points23 points ago

good, good. let the Jimmies rustle through you.

[–]lnickelly 3 points4 points ago

When I see girls who look like this, I think of This Tenacious D episode.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 2 points3 points ago

It does, but reddit's gravitational force seems to bring me back every time

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 542 points543 points ago

GEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEM

[–]Ceiling_Man 352 points353 points ago

LELELELELELELELELE

[–]Ethosia 216 points217 points ago

I ENGINEERED A COMPUTER FROM HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS TO LOGIN TO UPVOTE THIS (AMA).

[–]MooseMoosington 172 points173 points ago

ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS

[–]Mapes 126 points127 points ago

"I plan to make Winrar expire and require Adobe reader to update twice a day" -Mittler Romney interviewed at his favorite restaurant Chick-Fil-A.

EDIT: UPVOTES TO THE LEFT

[–]cheapasfree24 38 points39 points ago

LE UPBOTES TO THE LEFT

FTFY ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ

RITE GYSE

[–]wackyninja 24 points25 points ago

LE LEBTOTES TO LE LEFT

FT4U BB xx

[–]roboticmumbleman 11 points12 points ago

LOOK @ LE WAT MY LE WIFE MADE LE XDXD ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

[–]littlecar 64 points65 points ago

Circlejerk is leaking again.

[–]iliketurtl3s 65 points66 points ago

LOL IT'S YOUR CAKEDAY WHY AREN'T YOU KARMA WHORING BROSEPH

RON PAUL 2012

[–]Alymae 22 points23 points ago

KONY 2012

[–]TreS-2b 8 points9 points ago

SO BRAVE.

[–]Kfeild 8 points9 points ago

REN PEL

[–]HappyTemplar 16 points17 points ago

HOLD THE LINE, MENTLEGEN!

[–]kujo777 12 points13 points ago

MentleGEM*

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW 4 points5 points ago

When will you learn? All of reddit is a circlejerk.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 48 points49 points ago

I GET IT CAUSE I WAS BORN I 1999 LE LOLS SUCH A 90S KID LE GEM LOLS

[–]Null_Reference_ 26 points27 points ago

OMFG SO MUCH THIS

[–]NameTak3r 11 points12 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]sgrodgers10 21 points22 points ago

LYK DIS IF U CRI EVRTIIIM!

[–]Melvar_10 5 points6 points ago

FTFY FTFY FTFY FTFY FTFY

[–]chocolate_homunculus 11 points12 points ago

BRAVE LEVEL: SO

[–]FrogDie 21 points22 points ago

I RODE MY UNICORN ACROSS THE ATLANTIC TO PAY FOR 30 MINUTES OF PRIVATE BROWSIG IN AN INTERNET CAFE TO UPBOAT DIS

LIKE DIS

[–]Patrick_Kane69 8 points9 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]theplaidshirt 9 points10 points ago

FILL MY ANUS WITH SWEET KARMA REDDIT!

[–]Alex1609 61 points62 points ago

I JUST FOUND THIS LE GEM, LE REDDIT. UPVOTES TO LE LEFT.

[–]GoboRobo 44 points45 points ago

(LE)[F]T

FTFY

[–]6PoundsSoft 32 points33 points ago

DAE LE GEM?!

[–]rmhawesome 14 points15 points ago

I jerked so hard I think I ripped some dude's dick off

[–]hero2bash 13 points14 points ago

Le dick

[–]ZoltanIsKing 3 points4 points ago

Gems, Gems are truly outrageous, gems are truly truly TRULY.... outrageous.

[–]aristrofl 133 points134 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN!? Where are the images coming from, where are you talking to the girl? What, who, why, when and how is this a "gem"?

[–]karl-marks 59 points60 points ago

Welcome to day 1 of being old on the internet. The youngest members of society are now interacting with platforms that you are so many "Kevin Bacons" removed from you that no one in your circle of friends has organically introduced you to it (just like how your grandmother found out about facebook from readers digest).

You have a choice to make.

You can try to "keep up" and become fodder for the more "with it" kids who can tell you are a codger (ala your mother on facebook and her weird older person posts) or you can say "fuck it" and move on to do more productive things with your life, and pass further into pop culture and marketing irrelevance.

Good luck and godspeed.

[–]sarabiasaurus 5 points6 points ago

I don't like gifs but I would gladly insert a slow clap one in here.

[–]CruciatusCurse 6 points7 points ago

I admit I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Did the girls father die? I'm 27 and I'm a little lost on this one.

[–]Erzsabet 10 points11 points ago

No, but the guy is implying that her father probably left her which is why she does things like cutting and dying her hair in weird ways and piercing her face for attention.

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 95 points96 points ago

Who the fuck is upvoting this shit?

[–]Gengar0 20 points21 points ago

The fine people of Reddit.

[–]STUPID_FUCKING_TITLE 204 points205 points ago

Stupid fucking title.

[–]KYLLER085 33 points34 points ago

Valid username.

[–]Captainpanda55 17 points18 points ago

Obvious novelty account.

[–]lmrm7 4 points5 points ago

OMG, It's you! For the first time ever, a wild encounter has occurred.

[–]PullOutBoy 11 points12 points ago

reddit is just fucking stupid

[–]flyersfan018 1 point2 points ago

The only thing worse than the title was the picture that went with it.

[–]Aaron252016 45 points46 points ago

These aren't even funny.

[–]Bulrog 167 points168 points ago

[–]Sean1708 16 points17 points ago

[–]Tarcos 18 points19 points ago

damnit marie.

[–]Wonderful_Life 11 points12 points ago

THOSE ARE MINERALS

[–]JediMasterSam 113 points114 points ago

[–]arieljena 33 points34 points ago

I dont know why i still clicked the link when I knew what it was from the obvious url.

[–]jew_jitsu 13 points14 points ago

What's worse is I wasn't going to click it until I read your comment.

[–]onbin 11 points12 points ago

Jesus Christ what the hell happened to this place.

[–]Patsoldier 37 points38 points ago

This shit is so retarded.

[–]iamthedaniel 92 points93 points ago

Me: "Oh look, a blue link!"

Gem

"Nope"

[–]Melvar_10 2 points3 points ago

How do people make these amazing things? serious question btw.

[–]MutantstyleZ 30 points31 points ago

my cancer hurts

[–]kobiyashi 37 points38 points ago

With all these gems Reddit keeps giving me, I'll be a rich man in Diablo III.

[–]dunchen22 17 points18 points ago

All they're doing is flooding the gem market, which will eventually lead to a collapse.

[–]thenewmeta 8 points9 points ago

When did reddit turn into middle school.

[–]SgtSteel55 79 points80 points ago

I'm not ashamed to say that I cannot confirm the top person's gender.

[–]natiice 138 points139 points ago

Pretty sure it's a cunt... EYOOOOOO

[–]B_S_O_D 16 points17 points ago

Noice, mate!

[–]Ragnalypse 47 points48 points ago

Either way, she's more attractive than the girl on the bottom.

[–]rossbk 8 points9 points ago

I came to the comments to see if anyone was as confused as I was.

Henceforth the top person shall be referred to as Shim.

[–]Teiresias666 6 points7 points ago

...or Schlee.

[–]theaznone 6 points7 points ago

Just Pat. That's all.

[–]Akuzed 3 points4 points ago

This deserves way more votes. Pat was a seriously underrated movie and ahead of it's time.

[–]theaznone 2 points3 points ago

It was and seems those who downvoted doesn't who know Pat is I'm betting. . .

[–]Akuzed 2 points3 points ago

I would have to fully concur with this assessment. Some people lived their early years in Al-Queida(Sp) caves.

[–]VictusNex 45 points46 points ago

[–]Cynikal818 30 points31 points ago

DAE LE GE[M]?!!

[–]B_S_O_D 40 points41 points ago

[–]SauerJosh 2 points3 points ago

uprons for you good sir what a gem

[–]ryandesu 11 points12 points ago

Finally found a gem [Fixed] http://i.imgur.com/E2NCl.png

[–]Masters_in_Wumbology 82 points83 points ago

As annoying as these things have gotten, I like this one. The guy had responded to a different one of hers before right?

[–]saxicolous 30 points31 points ago

Indeed

[–]Myroaen 10 points11 points ago

The Facebook Page Dragonborn tends to make me laugh a lot. Not as much as reddit, but still.

[–]MipitTheTroll 13 points14 points ago

I'm usually against these, but this dispute is getting personal, and I like the direction its going in. I want to see the rebuttal.

[–]heshroot 12 points13 points ago

Downvoted. Hard.

[–]MississippiRag 28 points29 points ago

I like the part where she tries to make fun of his hair. Green comb-overs, especially on girls, are totally hot.

[–]no_no_NO_okay 60 points61 points ago

i think scene girls are hot. they're all super annoying cunts... but i would bang them.

[–]xanatos1 25 points26 points ago

You sir have said what we all are thinking

[–]TheeFlipper 6 points7 points ago

I disagree. I don't want to fuck someone who looks like they got into a fight in the middle of the paint aisle and drug through the hardware department face first.

EDIT: Just so people don't start giving me guff about it..I do not have any problems with body modifications. Tattoos, piercings, whatever it may be. Hell, I have my ear stretched and a tattoo is currently in the works so I have no problem there.

I'm just not big on the unnatural hair colors and facial piercings on ladies that go past a nose ring or eyebrow piercing.

[–]DuckyFreeman 35 points36 points ago

Hate fuck.

[–]B1GBADWOLF 14 points15 points ago

Rage Boner

[–]Intelligicity 5 points6 points ago

Crazy, I was like 15 when the whole "scene" thing commenced. Seeing that girl brings back memories n shit. Growing up is stuh-range.

[–]NilCealum 3 points4 points ago

GOD I agree I would but only If I had duct-tape to go over her mouth.

[–]Akuzed 4 points5 points ago

You could put a flag over her face and fuck her for glory

[–]eclectron 3 points4 points ago

Why the hell is this on reddit?

[–]hansbrix 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with high school kids these days?

[–]B_S_O_D 8 points9 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/WFCbt.gif
This is NOT a gem.

[–]derptyherp 6 points7 points ago

Didn't we see the first post of this and have everyone complain? Actually thought this was /r/circlejerk for a second here.

[–]B_S_O_D 16 points17 points ago

To be honest, /r/funny is less funny that /r/circlejerk currently.

[–]CodeNameSly 3 points4 points ago

No, you didn't.

[–]sensedata 2 points3 points ago

I wish these two would shut-up and kiss already.

http://i.imgur.com/TFI9t.jpg

[–]idonhaveanaccountyet 5 points6 points ago

Jewfros FTW

[–]Pikajoo 3 points4 points ago

How do you feel about her Jewbeak?

[–]BobLoblawl 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YEA HIGHSCHOOL BRO

[–]b4dkarm4 1 point2 points ago

I can believe she gets more pussy than he does. Shes fairly dykish looking.

Shes got a decent body but her face looks like a prepubescent boys.

[–]Raidenbobalay 0 points1 point ago

[–]DeviousAlpha 1 point2 points ago

I love that girls don't understand the 'tits or gtfo' concept present on the internet.

It's not that we want to see your tits, its a point that if you have nothing more than 'omg i r a guuurrrrllll' to add to the discussion, just fuck off. We're not at high school, we're never going to meet you, the fact you are a girl has absolutely 0 interest to us or impact on us. If you want to use the 'im a gurl' card, then get your fucking tits out and sure you can. Otherwise, fuck off.

[–]lychee-twist 8 points9 points ago

I have a hard time taking teens with lip piercings seriously. This chick isn't helping her situation. Let it slide, darlin'. Let it slide. Just stop because you're making things worse.

[–]xanatos1 2 points3 points ago

Don't make fun of her daddy issues use them to bang her, like by wearing her dads cologne 60% of the time it works every time.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 3 points4 points ago

Your gem belongs in /r/Iam14andthisisfunny.

[–]Diemac 3 points4 points ago

I'm straight and I still find him more attractive than she is.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 7 points8 points ago

I'm bi and I find neither attractive.

[–]Ethosia 16 points17 points ago

I'm asexual and oh god i'm so lonely

[–]Varrianda 0 points1 point ago

What's sad is I have the girl added on Facebook who made this :/.

[–]FYININJA 3 points4 points ago

Does she post annoying shit like this a lot?

Either of these people would be worth unfriending.

[–]Revanx17 1 point2 points ago

GemGemGemGemGemGemGemGemGem

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

First the "omg I'm a guuurl gamer!" crap, and when she get's the attention she whored after, she gets mad and calls him retarded, ugly, unfuckable and I'm not sure if she calls him out for being jewish but this cunt needs to shut the fuck up.

[–]DafyddCymraeg 0 points1 point ago

It annoys me that she (seeming) values people standing up for her, claiming how her detractors are ignorant little boys who need to learn respect and how to 'treat women', when she herself uses ignorant, bullying, and uncalled for accusations - claiming he has a 'jewfro', making light of mental illness, and calling superiority by claiming he's sexually/romantically inept.

Don't get me wrong, the guy's being a tool, arguably a bully as well, but he doesn't seem to be being a hypocrite. Nor does he seek to be defended, whilst also being on the offensive. Perhaps I put too much stock in being consistent in one's character though, and not expecting to be treated better than one treats others.

[–]youwannaknowmyname 0 points1 point ago

I like where this is going!

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite fight on the internet.. ever

[–]crazyisraeli 1 point2 points ago

And what exactly is wrong with a Jew-fro?

[–]swth 0 points1 point ago

GEM

[–]Cruizelol 0 points1 point ago

OP, where did you find this?

[–]MyLettuce 0 points1 point ago

Who are these people?

[–]thundabot 0 points1 point ago

Is that a girl or boy with the green hair?

[–]sommergirl 1 point2 points ago

I want to punch them both

[–]darkly39r 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted solely for the title

[–]LeftoverBoots -1 points0 points ago

Le gem

[–]JackBread 0 points1 point ago

That's a picture, silly.

[–]terry_cook1 0 points1 point ago

These things are the ghey'est, most fury inspiring pieces of crap in the world.

[–]T3hSav -1 points0 points ago

Oh dude, that's great.

[–]lexalynn 0 points1 point ago

I want to upvote this because it made me chuckle....but you used the word gem.....I think they cancel each other out.

[–]KrimsonTide 0 points1 point ago

Is the green haired one a girl? I sure hope so.

[–]bluecheese12 0 points1 point ago

The quality of "trolls" on Facebook has got to a ridiculously low level

[–]Diffie-Hellman 1 point2 points ago

Why am I even seeing this? God damn it, Reddit!

[–]piffpoff 0 points1 point ago

so that is a guy in the upper 4 pannels, right? I can't honestly not really tell.

[–]kainesc 0 points1 point ago

Someone keep me updated on how this goes.

[–]potacho 0 points1 point ago

I don't like her face for some reason.

[–]KimJungChris -1 points0 points ago

Haha that chick need do drown in an AIDs infested gutter

[–]Catheter -1 points0 points ago

That kid on the bottom really needs to shut his mouth.

He started the confrontation.

[–]fr00bl3t 0 points1 point ago

is that a guy or a girl. what the actual fuck.

[–]Enleat -1 points0 points ago

If posts like this annoy you, avoid them, there's no reason to subjucate and anger yourself with mediocre posts when you can just avoid them.

[–]David_Bowies_Package 0 points1 point ago

This is still my favorite gem.

Yes, I know the proper spelling of it too.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

That's kind of cold, but probably accurate.

[–]AusChamp88 0 points1 point ago

BUUUUUURRRRNNNNN!

[–]gollyandre 0 points1 point ago

Everything about this just needs to stop.