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[–]laughingstick 34 points35 points ago

As a New Zealander, I can confirm this.

Source: My uncle was in a car crash that killed over 70 sheep.

[–]theconstipator 4 points5 points ago

As a new zealander, WHERE DO YOU LIVE? my stepdad just moved here and is wondering where the fuck all the sheep are. Yes, I do live in auckland.

[–]ladybetty 5 points6 points ago

Anywhere else in New Zealand that isn't Auckland. There are sheep in Auckland but like 40 minutes out of the City. That's where my sheep live.

[–]theconstipator 0 points1 point ago

yeah, well at least im in the ONE part of new zealand that doesnt (as much) get accused of fucking sheep

[–]Bing_Bong_Bing 2 points3 points ago

Have you nor been to Cornwall park/One Tree Hill or Mt Eden?

[–]ladybetty 1 point2 points ago

I... can't really tell what you're asking. I've been to both of those places, if that's what you asked...?

[–]Bing_Bong_Bing 2 points3 points ago

You say there are sheep in auckland but 40 minutes out, but there are a ton of sheep living on mt eden and at cornwall park

[–]ladybetty 0 points1 point ago

Oh right, well I haven't been to either of those places in a long time, and I live quite far away from them.

[–]Bing_Bong_Bing 0 points1 point ago

Its quite cool actually, being able to see spring lambs frolic around in the middle of the city

[–]JellyTip 1 point2 points ago

And driving up either of those hills turns into a copy of the above gif. Fucking sheep.

[–]Bing_Bong_Bing 0 points1 point ago

HAHA and cows on Mt Eden...Mooooooove out the way!

[–]laughingstick 0 points1 point ago

I'm in Auckland too, but I used to live down south.

[–]theconstipator 0 points1 point ago

hows the city life treatin ya?

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[–]laughingstick 10 points11 points ago

Thanks for not thinking New Zealand is in Europe.

[–]ZOMGROFLCOPTER 0 points1 point ago

Comrades, now we can share with the world the absolutely true... documentary... on how the sheep really are here

[–]Nateosis 56 points57 points ago

Coolest. Mario Kart power up. Ever.

[–]J4Seriously 18 points19 points ago

Spell Tome: Sheep Cloak

[–]Krase 13 points14 points ago

So this is what a new zealand carwash looks like?

[–]theconstipator 5 points6 points ago

Its how we dry.

[–]mrmateo 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Mean while in NZ 2coms 10pts 17dys gifs
Sheep ring activated! 5coms 7pts 1mo gifs
Literally caught in a mosh 5coms 55pts 1mo MetalMemes
Whenever a christian uses a circular argument (x-post from funny) 1com 4pts 1mo atheism
Sheep ring activated 145coms 1209pts 1mo funny
With this tornado, I will rule the world 27coms 839pts 3mos gifs
Sheep shield activated 133coms 664pts 6mos funny

*[source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/i.imgu

[–]vontysk 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, pretty much.

[–]PyrosVengeance 1 point2 points ago

at least the impacts are fluffy

[–]spillycayo 3 points4 points ago

SLIPPY: "i've installed new sheep shields that should keep most large objects away"

[–]rambonz 2 points3 points ago

What's that metal thing doing in the middle of our transport sheep?

[–]dontrememberanything 2 points3 points ago

Awesome! Where can I get a sheep forcefield from?

[–]ToThe_Max_ 0 points1 point ago

Just head into any respectable corner store, and you will be able to purchase one for the cheap price of $15,000, plus shipping, distribution expenses, GST and a tip for the owner. All in all it will account to a grand total of... a hell of a lot more than you could get any where else in the world

[–]GladHe8Her 4 points5 points ago

As a New Zealander, I always imagined this gif was in Russia...

[–]dlpnd 7 points8 points ago

As a Russian living in New Zealand I can confirm this is in fact Russia, look at the number plate.

[–]sianaNZ 0 points1 point ago

Haha I actually experienced this when I was driving in the south island.

[–]toyoto 0 points1 point ago

yea man this has happened to me before, more like a thousand of the bastards though

[–]ratelbadger 0 points1 point ago

Kinda, but with dwarves and scenes from fast and furious 5

[–]ichigo2862 -1 points0 points ago

that reminded me of Gradius and those option things you had flying around your ship.

[–]theconstipator 1 point2 points ago

My cousin told me while getting his drivers liscense, when doing the written test theres a question "you are on a country road. A herd of sheep are walking across the road, in your way. What do you do?" BTW you have to honk

[–]Sk8r115 -1 points0 points ago

SHEEP POLICE STOOP THAT CAR

[–]Mythran12 0 points1 point ago

Sheep Shield!!

[–]Semaphor 0 points1 point ago

Sheep defense ACTIVATED!

[–]JakeCoffman 1 point2 points ago

open that pit up!

[–]Face_Palmer 0 points1 point ago

They're trying to turn the car into a sheep! D: RUN!

[–]hollymo93 0 points1 point ago

He must have been listening to Car Talk. I really hope someone gets that reference.

[–]Rohan21166 0 points1 point ago

I pictured it more like driving in fields and near mountains with this playing

[–]coffeemug20 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but also upside down.

[–]fakeddit 0 points1 point ago

TIL that NZ imports shitty Russian cars

[–]iwillupvoteyourface 0 points1 point ago

Activate sheep shield!

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

Can the sheep be fired as weapons? And will they stop incoming shell attacks?

[–]themarcster 1 point2 points ago

meat shield

[–]Adan714 0 points1 point ago

This is in russian part of Caucasus region.

[–]commandakeen 0 points1 point ago

Niiiicccce. Do they absorb damage and how many mana do i need for this spell?

[–]Graculus 0 points1 point ago

also Wales

[–]vansanity -1 points0 points ago

re-posters DIE!!!

[–]hipstertoaster 0 points1 point ago

get this circle pit going

[–]Blandwiches 0 points1 point ago

Circle of Protection: Sheep

[–]Volsunga 0 points1 point ago

HAHA! Sonic will never get through my force field!

[–]dotexe82 0 points1 point ago

Shield activated!

[–]Learned__Hand 0 points1 point ago

This just makes me think that a mega-man themed cart game would be an amazing idea.

It's wood man, but with sheep...if wood man was a car.

[–]Lewey123 0 points1 point ago

Best game of Chinese fire drill ever.

[–]DontLookAtMeh 0 points1 point ago

Lolsheepmoshpit

[–]mrpotatoes 1 point2 points ago

It's also what it's like driving in Orlando Florida.

Source: I lived there for 4 miserable years.

[–]mokylim 0 points1 point ago

thats is some nice Aura you got there." Sheep Aura"

[–]timmu 0 points1 point ago

fuck the shell power he has sheep power

[–]Hamushka11 0 points1 point ago

In rural areas yes. In the cities the sheep are replaced with ethnic youths.

[–]TheBananaMonkey 0 points1 point ago

I've had to do this far more times in Scotland than I ever did in New Zealand. Scottish fences are pitiful.

[–]iowno 0 points1 point ago

they're horny that's all

[–]monowedge 0 points1 point ago

Is that the Kiwi version of three green turtleshells?

[–]Bozosaurus 0 points1 point ago

"Goat shield is at 100% Captain!"

[–]grachi 0 points1 point ago

obviously a part of the new game coming out, Twisted Metal: Appalachian Arsenal

[–]Grasswalker 0 points1 point ago

The knights of new have failed us all.

[–]Lovingthefighter 0 points1 point ago

CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!

[–]Timid_Pimp 0 points1 point ago

[–]mrbabymanv4 0 points1 point ago

Only in the red light dustrect

[–]stevethewanker 0 points1 point ago

False. No one is chasing them with Velcro gloves

[–]86Damacy 1 point2 points ago

This is more like it.

[–]hates_usernames -2 points-1 points ago

"What I imagine it's like driving in New Zealand"*

*if I have a small imagination that thinks the only place that farms sheep is new Zealand and if I'm too ignorant to know that New Zealand doesn't have buildings like that.

[–]jellystone[S] 3 points4 points ago

Somebody's username should be hates_jokes or hates people_without_knowledge_of_international_architecture.

[–]xLxSn0wMaNxLx -2 points-1 points ago

the next Mario Kart power-up