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[–]tdn 23 points24 points ago

He's a fake ass bitch from Compton. They call him a Composer.

[–]harigeorgeson 10 points11 points ago

"That's why I bedded your matron you rotund mongrel"

[–]randCN 2 points3 points ago

"Acquire currency!" "Acquire currency!"

[–]bionictyler 10 points11 points ago

Keep your eyes open for the movie of his life, starring Danny McBride

[–]sasanek 1 point2 points ago

[–]KennyPowersCEO 0 points1 point ago

Too busy for that shit.

[–]TravisRoberts 8 points9 points ago

I got into a fight with him and he baroque my kneecaps.

[–]Squadala01 4 points5 points ago

I hope you Handeled it well.

[–]scottg96 0 points1 point ago

I'm looking for a Liszt of composer puns, but I can't find one...

[–]warpus 9 points10 points ago

You know, this joke doesn't work if you speak German, like me. I mean, because Bach isn't pronounced "Back" but "Bah'h", like a Klingon might

[–]Dglsdms 2 points3 points ago

I don't speak German, but I do know how to pronounce 'ch' properly (I'm agreeing with you).

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[–]Dglsdms 0 points1 point ago

Or "CHayZEUS"

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[–]Dglsdms 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]snecko 1 point2 points ago

Scot here, empathising.

[–]Self-CookingBacon 2 points3 points ago

Will this be the next hologram at Coachella?

[–]dogbra 2 points3 points ago

I compose my rhythms with classical theory. All you bitches sit down and hear me. twitle dee twitle dee.

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

Much better at music than 2bacha.

Neeeearghhh

[–]jordanrhys 1 point2 points ago

looks like danny mcbride

[–]Kairu927 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Totalbiscuit in a wig.

[–]Opblaaskaas 0 points1 point ago

I want to see TB wearing a renaissance wig at the next TGS podcast.

[–]calebnf 0 points1 point ago

smug life.

[–]corby315 1 point2 points ago

I'm tired so I'm not creative enough to figure out a name but P.Diddy is Beethoven because that dude is deaf as fuck.

[–]says_meh 0 points1 point ago

...meh

[–]BombedCarnivore 0 points1 point ago

looks like a repost.

[–]wellyesofcourse 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT.

[–]KennyPowersCEO 0 points1 point ago

Needs a nose ring.

[–]Pamander 0 points1 point ago

Bachahahahah

[–]mustardjones 0 points1 point ago

I just wanna know where da GOLD-Berg variations at. bitch.

[–]mrderpington 0 points1 point ago

That's so terrible it's funny.

[–]spiceinsoup 0 points1 point ago

Man 2Bach ain't dead

[–]deus_ex_machina69 0 points1 point ago

2Bachs back. 2Bachs back. All these bitches screaming out, 2Bachs back.

[–]pascontent 0 points1 point ago

Here's TuBach. I did this for /r/picrequests a couple months ago.

[–]Cowardd 0 points1 point ago

Learn how to pronounce his name, uneducated underhuman.

[–]Opblaaskaas 0 points1 point ago

Kind of awkward how his name is meant to be pronounced with a hard G instead of a K..

[–]jawapride 0 points1 point ago

Nickelbach

[–]jivanicus 0 points1 point ago

or not 2Bach? that is the question.

[–]pixartist 0 points1 point ago

Zweibach ?

[–]ganrob 0 points1 point ago

Being able to speak german, I couldn't get the joke until thinking with my american half of my brain.

[–]2ndaccount6969 0 points1 point ago

Beats by Bach.

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

The original Wig-ga

[–]only_one_name 0 points1 point ago

Or TuBach, whichever you prefer.

[–]ItchyPickle 1 point2 points ago

Ain't nuthin but a composer party!