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[–]sithmaster0 35 points36 points ago

"Put a lid on it."

"But sir-"

"I SAID PUT A LID ON IT!"

[–]jackpeters29 15 points16 points ago

Was I the only one who expected to see something about cancer?

[–]Dreddy 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking "I found beneath my skin cancer, blood cancer."

[–]wickerlicker 0 points1 point ago

i expected Canada, actually.

[–]duckym -1 points0 points ago

I was hoping somebody would say something

[–]Spletch 26 points27 points ago

[–]Roomy 1 point2 points ago

I clicked on the comments just hoping, praying to the gods of Reddit karma that someone hadn't already posted this gif.

[–]trimeta 3 points4 points ago

Ironically, I clicked on the comments just hoping, praying to the gods of Reddit that someone had already posted this gif, because I can never find it when I search Google.

[–]gymnasticAristocrat 34 points35 points ago

Tinception. Come on people. What is this, amateur hour?

[–]mflourishes 48 points49 points ago

Inception does not mean something within something ಠ_ಠ

[–]tubabacon 82 points83 points ago

So you're saying it's a misconception?

[–]vexom 8 points9 points ago

an inception misconception...

[–]Silent_Samazar 2 points3 points ago

ceptionception

[–]steel_flux 9 points10 points ago

Yo dawg.... I'm too lazy to think a witty comment about this inception misconception so I'll just leave

[–]autodidact89 -2 points-1 points ago

You're right. However, OP is referring the title of a popular movie as a proper noun, not literally inception.

[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 5 points6 points ago

Except in the movie, the word "inception" referred to planting an idea in a dream, not to going to a dream within a dream.

[–]autodidact89 0 points1 point ago

Great. The title is still Inception, and will be referred to as such for its biggest plot device: dreams within dreams. Where the film largely takes place and the characters traverse to and fro in order to execute the inception. Or, you know, the biggest factor in what made the movie so great and original in the first place.

Thus when you see something within the same of itself, you're reminded of capital I Inception. Thus Inception, Canception, Catception, whatever.

And if you still aren't convinced, just watch Inception in real time.

[–]JonnyRichter 2 points3 points ago

But the most memorable part of the movie Inception was that they went into deeper and deeper levels of dreams. The meme: Blah-ception refers to that.

[–]gumbogogo 5 points6 points ago

[–]mrsparkuhlah 5 points6 points ago

What if I told you that you can put a can inside of a can?

[–]rephtar 2 points3 points ago

How do we know it's not cans all the way down?

[–]LazyJoeJr 1 point2 points ago

Go deeper.

[–]Epistemology-1 4 points5 points ago

Thought this was going to be cancer having cancer.

[–]danwroy 0 points1 point ago

The good news is that your tumor is dying of a tumor. However this tumor has it's own tumor.

C A N C E R P T I O N

[–]Caliboarder94 1 point2 points ago

I literally just gasped at the sight of this.

[–]CarterJames 1 point2 points ago

Read that as "conception", imagine my surprise upon opening the link....

[–]jellystone 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost, but I work at a cannery and this is not acceptable. If you got a can like this you could likely get a refund or coupons or something.

[–]andshewas_45 2 points3 points ago

Did you just blow my mind or am I really seeing two cans?

[–]Major_Tom42 0 points1 point ago

Follow your nose, it always knows

[–]Revoluzzer 0 points1 point ago

I believe it's shopped. The edges of the open lid look like a bad cut-out.

[–]Idiotank 1 point2 points ago

A soda was either mountian dew or dr pepper did this for a contest a few years back. If your can had a false pop top you won.

[–]Tadertott 0 points1 point ago

How to screw with a cat?

[–]inertia186 -1 points0 points ago

Yo cat!

[–]HyperSpaz 0 points1 point ago

It's lids all the way down to a tiny note saying "got you".

[–]Christophurious 0 points1 point ago

Haha

[–]Numb3r_6 0 points1 point ago

But does life begin at canception? That's the real question.

[–]Oopoc 0 points1 point ago

This just ruined my day

[–]st3dav 1 point2 points ago

I thought this was a cancer joke. You know, like my cancer has cancer.

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

Nope. MATRYOSHCAN!

[–]medsote 0 points1 point ago

You won a million dollars from Pepsi.

[–]Toolband115 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of one of Mitch Hedberg's jokes about Pepperidge Farms bread having two wrappers "it's just one more step between me and toast"

[–]cnorm 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there...

[–]cletusjenkins 0 points1 point ago

Can Can, Can You do the Can Can?

[–]AlmostButNotQuit 0 points1 point ago

Don't flip your lid...

[–]fergious 0 points1 point ago

i read that as conception

[–]indienmusic 0 points1 point ago

reeeepost

[–]xTheOOBx 0 points1 point ago

I would pay money for a can that just had layers of can lids. Great harmless prank.

[–]Fliff42 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg I heard you like lids.

[–]shutyourgob 0 points1 point ago

This meme is so dead that it's almost become funny again.

Not yet though.

[–]zpeed 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg...

[–]LemonCandyPants 0 points1 point ago

it's....pure....evil....

[–]PalmBOY 0 points1 point ago

Reeeeeeeeeeepost!

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

Step one: open can slightly Step two: insert closed slightly smaller can Step three: post on reddit Step four: enjoy the karma

[–]MaggotChurch 0 points1 point ago

Now I understand where this came from.

[–]warrenseth 0 points1 point ago

So if a male prisoner has sex with a female prisoner, and the female prisoner gets impregnated, bears the child, and then the child becomes a prisoner too, could it be said that this is DOUBLE CONCEPTION? (I was too tired to actually create a picture or something out of this)

[–]Raballo 0 points1 point ago

Looking at this I can't tell its real or one hell of a photoshop job.

[–]derdep 0 points1 point ago

How is that even canception? Arrgh.

[–]BalsterNeb 0 points1 point ago

[–]phrygian3 0 points1 point ago

When I saw this, my mind played the soundtrack to the movie. BWOONNGG

[–]shark_claws 0 points1 point ago

Oh look this post... Again

[–]GiantR 0 points1 point ago

The original it's cans all the way down.

[–]smorf_cat 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but I'm quite creeped out by this

[–]akjake 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg

[–]xcbro12 0 points1 point ago

Inception means the beginning of something. Not something inside something else

[–]MugatusDog 0 points1 point ago

NOBODY SAY IT!!!!

[–]the_brobot 0 points1 point ago

BBBWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHMMMM

[–]CosmicArmadillo 0 points1 point ago

[–]fruitofzaloom 0 points1 point ago

That's a cheeseburger in a can. Cheeseburger in a can has a pop-top on both sides of the can. One pop-top was removed and placed on the other pop-top. Myth: busted!

Edit: Better link

[–]yeti0013 -1 points0 points ago

[–]RalphWasntHere 1 point2 points ago

So what's funny about this?

[–]IAmALazerrr 0 points1 point ago

REPOST.

[–]PancakeAficionado 0 points1 point ago

[–]badaba -1 points0 points ago

Tinception.

[–]KantoOrigins -2 points-1 points ago

The title was so clever I had to think about it.