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Oh deer god [FIXED] (imgur.com)

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[–]McMeanface 16 points17 points ago

I'd hate to be a bitter old asshole, but leave it in the goddamn thread.

It's not that this isn't awesome, but every time individuals post a [FIXED], FP (and usually pages beyond) gets flooded with shit like this. I'm tired of digging through new piles of shit to find the same old gold, and quite frankly, I can no longer handle the smell. Every new [FIXED] post is a retarded offspring of the last, and only posters like you are to blame.

Again, I don't think this isn't awesome. However, why the fuck would anyone post this outside the original thread?

[–]MooseMoosington 6 points7 points ago

They are afraid no one will see it, thus limiting their karma.

[–]someguywithadrum 0 points1 point ago

I posted this in a comment in the original thread... guess I was too lazy to whore out a repost for all its worth

[–]nupogodi 26 points27 points ago

Deer God, actually

[–]PseudoEngel 2 points3 points ago

You read my mind.

[–]nuworldblue -1 points0 points ago

And mine. Have my axe!

[–]Kempiet 0 points1 point ago

Deer God

[–]stlunatic15 18 points19 points ago

Funny, but definitely not WTF material :/

[–]CraigBrackins 0 points1 point ago

I agree that it's not WTF material, but I disagree that it's funny. It's a pun, and not a particularly good one.

[–]Zakrah 0 points1 point ago

Unfunny puns are the bread-and-butter of /r/funny

[–]Nealster 1 point2 points ago

I dunno, a deer jesus standing over a sea of deers is pretty out of the ordinary. Don't really ever expect to see that, haha.

[–]knight_simons 4 points5 points ago

New jagermeister logo

[–]Frostiejacks 1 point2 points ago

because after you drink it, you say "ohh dear god..."

[–]dead_man101 1 point2 points ago

Oh deer god!

[–]quityosleanin 2 points3 points ago

what the!.......buck?

[–]emh1389 3 points4 points ago

Pretty fauna.

[–]emh1389 1 point2 points ago

I regret this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Buck up.

[–]dzeil 4 points5 points ago

God emh1389, don't you deer start those puns again.

[–]MondayMonkey1 3 points4 points ago

Do you not caribou funny puns?

[–]MastaFapa 1 point2 points ago

I moose admit that I like puns!

[–]MondayMonkey1 1 point2 points ago

Doe you want me to continue?

[–]Nealster 1 point2 points ago

Fuck... I wish I could come up with a 'Deer Jesus died for your...' joke but I can't think of a good one.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Deer Jesus died 'fore your Benz.

[–]Nealster 0 points1 point ago

I applaud you. I'm super stoked someone had a Deer Jesus joke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well, it's something. I know it isn't perfect.

Edit: Ah, that's a little better.

[–]spotsorbetter 0 points1 point ago

It's the Bow God...

[–]SavageNoble 1 point2 points ago

May the Deer Lord bless you.

[–]TheDeerLord 0 points1 point ago

And peace to his deer in the forest.

[–]zebongosmalls 1 point2 points ago

that looks like an elk head. . .

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Fun fact: Deer antlers are antennae for contacting aliens.

[–]CoyotyDave 1 point2 points ago

He was taxidermied for your sins.

[–]chuckydanger 1 point2 points ago

For deer god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son (Bambi), that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting rut.

[–]TemlehKrad 4 points5 points ago

John Deer 3:16

[–]Mean-Spirited-Fucker 1 point2 points ago

Fuck

yeah.

[–]crackpotprophet -1 points0 points ago

Wendigo. The native american cannibal spirit which is always hungry. Someone should Gore-ify that picture. More blood.

[–]RunningTheTugboat 0 points1 point ago

Nice try Christian deer, but you not fooling any fawn

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

Nice try Christian deer, but you not fooling any fawn

woo-woo-woo

[–]crackpotprophet 0 points1 point ago

Deer god, Cannibal style

[–]crackpotprophet 0 points1 point ago

He also likes redheads, double win.

[–]ragvamuffin 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaand BANG! Now it's a Twitter thing

[–]ExodusRex 0 points1 point ago

Less hooves, more clop.

[–]TheStratStar 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else want jäger?

[–]DeliriousDeer 0 points1 point ago

These tend to make me feel a bit delirious.

[–]madarapt1 0 points1 point ago

its actually a wendigo. surprise!

[–]Deergoose 1 point2 points ago

FENTON!! FENTOOOON!!!!

[–]TheDeerLord 0 points1 point ago

You will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. For now, upvote.

[–]catoftrash 0 points1 point ago

This is new and original.

[–]Crasher24 0 points1 point ago

And yay the nimble Lord said unto him: "When thou runeth in to the holy, narrow, flat expanse, ye shall be swept in in My light. Do not be frightened! Stand fast! For thou will soon be brought to My heavenly glades, where thou shalt have everlasting life."

[–]gruntman58 0 points1 point ago

Ohhh, Yes.

[–]Bluthman 0 points1 point ago

dejus!

[–]jcamilo70 0 points1 point ago

What's the purpose of having the /r/pics and and /r/movies subreddits anymore? Everything gets posted in /r/wtf nowadays.

[–]chint50 0 points1 point ago

That's Herne the hunter from Robin Hood http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7ZZz2I10me4/0.jpg

[–]visual_impact 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of something I made a while ago: http://i.imgur.com/6tjcM.jpg

[–]NeoArcaina 0 points1 point ago

Then he poured some shots of Jagermeister, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. This is my blood"

[–]Dyslexic_Cow 0 points1 point ago

MOTHERFUCKER WE ALREADY HAVE A DEER GOD. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE.

[–]Coffee_plus_oldmovie 0 points1 point ago

Ours is the fury.

[–]House_of_D 0 points1 point ago

That's Lord Baratheon.

[–]franklymydeer 0 points1 point ago

I don't give a damn.

I'm gonna keep writing this on deer god posts until somebody gets it

[–]kaiseresc 1 point2 points ago

return of Cernunnos. bow down, mortals.

[–]Right_on_BRO 0 points1 point ago

I was going to hate the fuck out of you for Photoshopping a deer head on Jesus and calling him god (I ain't religious, but I'm sure one is the son of the other). But then I saw that he was surrounded by other deer. If this is your art, then you deserve a worthy praise.

Son... Is this your work?

[–]graffiti81 -1 points0 points ago

Actual deer god

[–]HeadwoundHarry 0 points1 point ago

deer god, thank you for the venison.

[–]requiresnoabsolution 0 points1 point ago

Nice Rack.

[–]wolfclaw 0 points1 point ago

I hate to be a dick but STOP POSTING THIS SHIT IN R/WTF , JUST GO TO R/PICS OR R/FUNNY

[–]kickulus 0 points1 point ago

can we stop with the deer shit before it really takes off.

[–]cgrd 0 points1 point ago

Stag God.

[–]brakstone91 0 points1 point ago

And so the inspiration for Jägermeister was born!

[–]escalat0r -1 points0 points ago

Please post this in the original post not as this [FIXED] bullshit.

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