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Warning: DeathEver wished you could fly? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]migzors 131 points132 points ago

Fresh off the press.. I'm so going to hell. Flying FIXED

[–]braknurr 12 points13 points ago

that is the funniest god damn thing i've seen all day

[–]Acebulf 13 points14 points ago

Masterpiece.

Well everybody, pack your shit up, because the internet is now complete.

[–]chingyduster 9 points10 points ago

I saw a video of a guy taking two 15" dildos up his ass today... the internet will never be complete.

I on the other hand will be drowning myself in liquor to forget what I saw.

[–]Wck 4 points5 points ago

Or you might, in a drunken stupor, decide that it's a good idea to record a video of yourself shoving two 15" dildos up your ass, thus perpetuating the circle.

[–]chingyduster 5 points6 points ago

Sigh I could use some extra cash.

[–]imliterallydyinghere 2 points3 points ago

use 3. that'll show him

[–]samkrisbeck 0 points1 point ago

i think you meant perpetuating

[–]Wck 0 points1 point ago

You'll get 3. And yes, thank you.

[–]mastapasta 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, this is one of the only times I upvote.

[–]jsteve44 0 points1 point ago

You have just won the Internet...

[–]Scriptiee -2 points-1 points ago

OMFG nearly pissed myself laughing :D have an upvote

[–]SameulLChang 29 points30 points ago

GTA V is looking pretty good.

[–]PNut_Buttr_Panda 8 points9 points ago

looks like they got the car physics down a little better.

[–]Rogue_Samurai 0 points1 point ago

next thing is the car gets hit by the random helicopter

[–]CrippleDrifting 13 points14 points ago

Can someone get an actual source and story up in here? I'm curious as to what the hell I just watched

[–]brontohai 39 points40 points ago

A guy got hit by a car.

[–]brownliquid 16 points17 points ago

Car here, can confirm.

[–]criticalhit 4 points5 points ago

Hit and run in Buffalo, NY

News article

Suspect was arrested

[–]MrSnuggle123 12 points13 points ago

Its funny because they would have been safe if they had stayed in the street

[–]emajae 1 point2 points ago

THIS is my Foible.

When bored and driving, or when driving by airports especially, I imagine trucks crossing the yellow line or airplanes crashing....and I wonder "What is the Best Thing to Do....Stay put or plan my escape route".

News At Eleven....emajae killed at the crash site...and it is obvious...he would have lived if he had just stayed put instead of driving into the crash site.

[–]i_believe_in_pizza -4 points-3 points ago

Funny as in strange. Not funny as in hilarious.

[–]Euphoric 8 points9 points ago

I must go! My people need me!

[–]Carman908 8 points9 points ago

I believe I can fly!! I believe I can touch the sky!

[–]PNut_Buttr_Panda 1 point2 points ago

I think about it every night and day! Just spread my wings and fly away!

[–]secretchimp 11 points12 points ago

I believe I can soar! Step in front of a speeding Acco-ooo-ord!

[–]ElSuperGreg 1 point2 points ago

And I think I just died I just died

[–]BMXCowboy 5 points6 points ago

The shoes. They always come off, don't they?

Edit: Okay. It's a hat. Sorry, internetz.

[–]Charleybucket 5 points6 points ago

I was told by an EMT that the general rule of thumb is, if they lose one shoe, they might survive, but if they they lose both, they're dead.

[–]PNut_Buttr_Panda 1 point2 points ago

Its because if they only loose one shoe chances are they were only struck on one side. If they loose both they likely took a very hard direct hit.

[–]smurftheburn 4 points5 points ago

Lose.

[–]thecityboy -1 points0 points ago

Loose, footloose, damn I lost my shoes. Or something along those lines

[–]PNut_Buttr_Panda -2 points-1 points ago

Oh God! How much are you going to mark me off for?! I hope I still pass my essay on how much I dont give a shit...

[–]BMXCowboy 2 points3 points ago

Hmmm. Sounds legit. This guy was okay then.

[–]AlphaWings 0 points1 point ago

Well, if that's the case, youtube needs to flag this video as mature content, because that guy just died.

[–]Charleybucket 0 points1 point ago

This rule does not apply to sandals. :)

[–]PepuchisDark 0 points1 point ago

You do realize it was his head that flied off, right?

[–]zendick -1 points0 points ago

it was his cap, his shoes were lightly colored and his head is clearly visible still attached in the last few frames.

[–]zendick -1 points0 points ago

the black thing was a hat

[–]mazumi 1 point2 points ago

I've looked at hundreds and hundreds of crime scene photos, and that's something that's always struck me.

Man shot at point blank range? Found with his shoes off.

Woman dies of an OD in a vineyard? Shoes off.

Body dumped in the middle of an open field? Shoes will be sitting a few feet away.

It's fucking bizarre.

[–]darkbartlon 10 points11 points ago

I laughed so hard... I think I'm going to hell for this...

[–]M3ggers04 0 points1 point ago

Awayyyy!

[–]Xanderbrindle 0 points1 point ago

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a hit and run!

[–]Tifner 0 points1 point ago

Any one elce just watch the guy that almost got hit on the left? no? just me? ok then.

[–]GuyMumbles 0 points1 point ago

Kind of weird to watch. I've been hit by a car going forty mph while I was in the crosswalk a few years back. I hope that they were okay.

[–]TardisMechanic 0 points1 point ago

That is the most perfect/fucked up title for the GIF, I applaud you...

[–]TheMusto 0 points1 point ago

Not any more

[–]fallingtopieces 1 point2 points ago

Why are they all wearing what appears to be black masks?

Last guy does a cool hip swerve though!

[–]Zrze 0 points1 point ago

I hate to laugh at this, but i can't help it,what's wrong with me D':

[–]TalonX1982 0 points1 point ago

Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

[–]Halitortois 0 points1 point ago

sad

[–]imthereal3377 0 points1 point ago

Why would you try to tackle a car?

[–]larogue 0 points1 point ago

Choo choo motherfucker

[–]djzenmastak 0 points1 point ago

if you take the car out, it looks like the guy on the left is kicking the other guy into the air.

[–]iamnotafuzzyrat 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that guy just died.

[–]wortime -1 points0 points ago

I must go, my people need me!

[–]wortime -1 points0 points ago

My bad, didn't see someone posted this same comment. Sorry dude.

[–]wortime 1 point2 points ago

Since joining reddit, I have seen hundreds of people died. This isn't wtf, this should be nsfl.

[–]jermzdeejd 0 points1 point ago

The guy that did not get hit looks like he is punting the guys that did get hit. If you imagine the car is not there it looks just like he is trying to kick a field goal.

[–]RangerSixx 0 points1 point ago

can we get this in slow motion?

[–]PurpleStained 0 points1 point ago

Why do the shoes always fall off?

[–]Pintsucker 0 points1 point ago

Hancock...

[–]Rogue_Samurai 0 points1 point ago

am i a bad person for laughing at this?

[–]thecityboy 0 points1 point ago

The slowest one survived.

[–]catpony -3 points-2 points ago

Trying so hard not to chuckle.

[–]dominodan123 -5 points-4 points ago

NSFL?

[–]ForeverTank -5 points-4 points ago

I can't stop laughing about it but that's so fucked up...

[–]Nismo350Guy -2 points-1 points ago

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST! Buzz Lightyear up in dis bitch.

[–]Kenpochad -2 points-1 points ago

Up up and away!!

[–]daBurgerKing -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sorry but I laughed XD

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