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[–]Dinkleburg238 51 points52 points ago

Yes neighbor?

[–]Thor4269 12 points13 points ago

Dinkleburg...

[–]Thorhildebrand 1 point2 points ago

Impostor

[–]aldude3 61 points62 points ago

I remember when this was on 4chan.

*Edit: Grammar

[–]GiantWindmill 19 points20 points ago

How did you fuck up your grammar in a seven-word sentence?

[–]aldude3 5 points6 points ago

I said "I remember this on 4chan."

I am a dumbass.

[–]GiantWindmill 3 points4 points ago

That's a perfectly valid sentence. Unfortunately, that's not the meaning you wanted to convey. Lol.

[–]Jellyman64 28 points29 points ago

Of course. Everything bubbles up from deep down...there.

[–]aldude3 18 points19 points ago

Why are people afraid to go there? It is just a website that is funny before the summer.

[–]jsandler18 2 points3 points ago

I've tried and I got lost.

[–]Kubaker1 5 points6 points ago

An ended up in the seventh plane of hell?

[–]QWERTY36 4 points5 points ago

No third plane of oblivion

[–]Mcmahok 0 points1 point ago

Thank the Gods there are seven hells because not one of them is fit to account for both Cleganes.

[–]DutchBlitz 9 points10 points ago

Well the rest of the year what we have on r/spacedicks becomes there normal posting.

[–]purplestofthepurples 0 points1 point ago

There are some deeply twisted things on 4chan. Not just standard gross-out images, things that will keep you up at night.

Yet I still read posts from it, just because some of them are so goddamn funny.

[–]Deviathan 3 points4 points ago

Really I've become immune to most of what 4chan can throw at me, only the hardcore real life gore that pops up on /b/ now and then used to get to me, a laugh off r/spacedicks as a result, while most of reddit cowers at the sight of it, or stands confused, it is but a passing subreddit to me.

I wouldn't stay on 4chan for any prolonged period of time though, get what you went for and get out, /co/ was the only board I frequented that was even somewhat civilized.

[–]purplestofthepurples 0 points1 point ago

The main things that have disturbed me are some text posts talking about psychological and physical torture, an things of that nature. But yeah, I have to agree on that.

[–]LearnedToLoveTheBomb 1 point2 points ago

honestly I was a lurker and found most of the stuff hilarious until I heard that some posters embedded CP in the content.

[–]Iknifecuzimgay 0 points1 point ago

4chan isn't that bad. Oh wow porn! So gross. If you can't handle some porn pictures and a little gore then you are too young to on 4chan.

[–]CIRCLEJERK_DETECTO_R 2 points3 points ago

The thing is, 4chan has a system similar to sub reddits and the one all of you are talking about that's gross is /b/. Saying that's 4chan is like saying /r/spacedicks is reddit. A lot of content from 4chan other than /b/ and a bunch of other nsfw boards is actually really awesome

[–]Blink182ismeh 0 points1 point ago

I just don't like the way it's laid out and a majority of the stuff just isn't my taste

[–]TuriGuiliano 2 points3 points ago

[–]aidan98 28 points29 points ago

i laughed a little too hard at this...fuck

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[–]Doctor_blocks -4 points-3 points ago

I felt the same way

[–]pokemanz43 5 points6 points ago

Original-finder, why have you abandoned me in my time of need?

[–]JabberJauw -2 points-1 points ago

he is the hero reddit deserves

[–]TimonBerkowitz 17 points18 points ago

Do they use Dinkleberg as code for Jews?

[–]Politus 12 points13 points ago

They don't even bother using code.

[–]TooManyCoffee 9 points10 points ago

Rhymes with Bilderberg …this is not coincidence.

[–]Dcarnys 2 points3 points ago

And this is where I'd build a tower, IF I HAD ONE!

[–]Korthos 4 points5 points ago

Too soon bro. People died.

Just kidding.

[–]AMERICAFUCKYEAH1 2 points3 points ago

sounds more like /x/ or /pol/ to me

[–]ZeffC 11 points12 points ago

[–]tedgag 4 points5 points ago

This subreddit is way funnier than r/ funny... thanks man!

[–]Slayner 0 points1 point ago

It really is. I just went there like a week ago.

[–]langis_on 14 points15 points ago

Hipster Redditor.

Agrees something is cool.

Tells you he knew about it before you.

[–]Slayner 5 points6 points ago

W-wait. Shit! Ahaha good one though.

[–]langis_on 2 points3 points ago

[–]Slayner 0 points1 point ago

This displays how that felt perfectly...

[–]langis_on 0 points1 point ago

Haha again this is for you

Also I was looking through your posts and you like a lot of stuff I do (Dexter and BrBa mostly) take this, you deserve it!

[–]kadmylos 5 points6 points ago

2001 downvotes? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

[–]Unconfidence 1 point2 points ago

I just finished closing with a coworker who is a conspiracy theorist. He's a holocaust denier, thinks reptilian extradimensional aliens are breaching our plane, etc. When I told him I study History and am almost done with a BA in the subject, he said "Don't believe everything you read in books. You should come to my place, I'll show you some really informative videos on the internet."

I was just at a loss for words. Just had to bite my lip and keep mopping to avoid laughing.

[–]DankBeard 1 point2 points ago

and keep mopping

Get used to it with a BA in History.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

American Conspiracies by Jesse Ventura, I'd recommend it. While I don't believe his take on everything in that book, he presents many alternative theories to things like assassinations and provides a good deal of evidence and sources for the claims. Even if you're not going to be believe really any of the theories in there, it's still an interesting read to see the mind of conspiracy theorists. Although I'm not a huge fan of his chapter on 9/11, as he focuses on regions that I think are much less effective at getting the theory across.

[–]SecularCrusader 5 points6 points ago

Not sure if this is offensive, or gold.

[–]Drunk_McSAP 1 point2 points ago

Both.

[–]scotchglass 6 points7 points ago

I am not even American and this seems to be somewhat in bad taste.

[–]bowlforthedude 29 points30 points ago

This is the internet. People make jokes

[–]ItsNotWhereItWas 5 points6 points ago

The go-to excuse for questionable jokes.

[–]trebud69 2 points3 points ago

nope still funny.

[–]ChinDude 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck that is amazing.

[–]Thorhildebrand 2 points3 points ago

Don't laugh.... Don't laugh... Don't laugh... Don't FUCKING LAUGH

[–]milesd37 0 points1 point ago

I love how everyone who supported that 9/11 false flag theory in this list was downvoted... Who knows who did it or why, all I know is their story doesn't make any sense...

[–]the_llama09 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha this is great

[–]Defcon458 1 point2 points ago

I'm not much for conspiracy theories, but 9/11 was fucked. Especially wtc7. I call bullshit.

[–]Somd_Derpins -1 points0 points ago

I laughed waaaaaaaaay harder than I should have, its ok though, if it was really dinkleburg's fault Cosmo and Wanda would have fixes it back to normal by now

[–]OTuama 0 points1 point ago

I just noticed that his chin looks like two tiny arms. Now they won't go away!

[–]SugarBoots 0 points1 point ago

After working a double shift at an uppity, rich-white-folks restaurant and getting my ass chewed out all day by a dick manager, I clicked on this and lost it laughing.

[–]TLMnig 0 points1 point ago

im sorry but that made me knock everything off my desk in laughter, good work

[–]bransontoldme 0 points1 point ago

This is terrible. I feel bad for laughing.

[–]way2bored[!] 0 points1 point ago

glad to see this isnt too soon now

[–]Dingding1 0 points1 point ago

I almost pissed myself laughing so hard

[–]Kiwinbacon 0 points1 point ago

looks at post and smiles Im a bad person.

[–]wisamaljebori 1 point2 points ago

I normally surf reddit without my account, but i logged in just to upvote this

[–]capncanuck -1 points0 points ago

[–]Look-over-there1234 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck, that was hilarious.

[–]1261849 -3 points-2 points ago

really fucked up... but it still made me giggle.

[–]Deadbabywalrus 0 points1 point ago

9/11 jokes aren't funny.

But the other two are hilarious.

[–]wafflesnsyrup -3 points-2 points ago

Don't forget Israel!

[–]Wolfy634 -5 points-4 points ago

I'll be meeting you all in Hell.

[–]DankBeard -2 points-1 points ago

This is stupid and not funny at all whatsoever.

[–]erindinkle -3 points-2 points ago

I resent that.

[–]Nas-psu -2 points-1 points ago

Just convinced 2 people to check out reddit after hoeing them this

[–]leochaisson3 -1 points0 points ago