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[–]mistersparrow 11 points12 points ago

"Yes, I'll have two for fuck's sake."

[–]freakinhippies 2 points3 points ago

Two what?

[–]mistersparrow 0 points1 point ago

Fo Fuk's Sake!

[–]murderbum999 4 points5 points ago

First two words are Chinese sounding. Sake is Japanese. That is like mixing Dutch words that have a different meaning in Chinese, with an English word that has another meaning in Chinese, to make one funny "European" joke product.

[–]t-o-k-u-m-e-i 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. On top of the shop being rather obvious and poorly done, here's the actual brand of sake for good measure. It's read as "Daihanjō."

[–]brenan6 1 point2 points ago

God damn it none of your morons are funny.

[–]Ovaldo 2 points3 points ago

Isn't Sake pronounced Sah-kay not Say-kh(hard k sound)? That's how I understood it was pronounced.

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]jlettuce07 1 point2 points ago