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[–]chadi4743 0 points1 point ago

I beat a hippie cause im a pimp

[–]Xandirrmuff 0 points1 point ago

I needed your mom because I'm sexy like that

[–]Purplelurple123 0 points1 point ago

I beat some crack heads because I have double D's

[–]Purplelurple123 1 point2 points ago

Seems legit

[–]abigcreepywhitevan 0 points1 point ago

I slept with a dog because I'm gay

[–]gaedikus 0 points1 point ago

NO.

[–]purple_pandas93 0 points1 point ago

Alright guys. My sentence is... I slept with my lover because I'm good in bed...