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[–]barcodescanner 70 points71 points ago

Great. Now that song's stuck in my head, but it's the retarded version.

[–]Psythik 14 points15 points ago

And what song is that?

[–]JtheHomicidalManiac 36 points37 points ago

People, chill the fuck out. Is it a fucking surprise that reddit is culturally diverse with people of different ages?

This could be a younger redditor or non american.or someone who doesn't like Billy joel Idol

[–]jzboston8 19 points20 points ago

Don't you mean Billy Idol*??

[–]JtheHomicidalManiac 14 points15 points ago

dammit.

I'm listening to billy joel.

That's exactly what I meant.

[–]ChastityPanda 6 points7 points ago

No no no, you meant Spike.

[–]xcowboys 3 points4 points ago

You mean Billy...FUCKING IDOL?

[–]disco_cormorant 9 points10 points ago

NOBODY TALKS TO BILLY IDOL THAT WAY!

[–]xcowboys 2 points3 points ago

I LOVE BILLY FUCKING IDOL SO I MEAN NO DISRESPECT WHEN ALL CAPS, ON A SIDE NOTE: FUCK YEAH

[–]Fernandifunk 0 points1 point ago

RIGHT!

[–]ManiacMaji 0 points1 point ago

NOBODY PUTS BILLY IN A CORNER

[–]Baconingbob -1 points0 points ago

WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? AMERICANS?!

[–]disco_cormorant 1 point2 points ago

[–]xcowboys 1 point2 points ago

PEOPLE SHOULDNT DOWNVOTE BECAUSE SOMEONE IS IGNORANT TO THE SITUATION. ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN, BILLY IDOL IS THE FUCKING MAN, LOOK UP SOME OF HIS SONGS LIKE WHITE WEDDING OR DANCING WITH MYSELF AND WITNESS BADASSERY FIRST HAND.

[–]Oberons_Sis 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you sure are a wacky guy.

[–]Cartycartcar[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. People like you are the reason I still have hope for humanity.

[–]Quack445 4 points5 points ago

Billy idol- Rebel Yell

[–]BCP27 1 point2 points ago

.....Rebel Yell

Billy Idol

[–]Squishumz -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sure reddit will hate this, but I prefer the Drowning Pool version to the Billy Idol one.

[–]jzboston8 1 point2 points ago

What other version is there?

[–]Capt_Howdy 0 points1 point ago

The band Dope did a cover. Actually really decent.

[–]Sansetsukan 2 points3 points ago

And drowning pool

[–]jzboston8 0 points1 point ago

Can you supply a link? It would be much obliged.

[–]Platfoot -2 points-1 points ago

Fucking emo metal

[–]Capt_Howdy 0 points1 point ago

Well I dont agree, but I respect your opinion.

[–]Shanix 0 points1 point ago

There's The original by Idol, and The cover/redone one by Children of the Bodom.

And fuck it, I like Bodom's better.

[–]Convert_to_Metal -1 points0 points ago

Bodom's is better than the original, sorry guys. I love america still.

[–]loli123 -3 points-2 points ago

Which is funny, because Bodom is from Europe.

[–]Convert_to_Metal 1 point2 points ago

Naahhh. I never knew. What does that have to do with anything? Isn't that exactly what I insinuated? That I like a Finnish song more than an American one?

[–]loli123 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I misread that, I thought you were saying something about being American because of the bands you listen to... I've been over in /r/politics WAYYYYY too much lately.

[–]heylookitsjones 1 point2 points ago

BODOM!!!

[–]OneRandomOtaku -3 points-2 points ago

There's also the version by Black Veil Brides now too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GuS2pE6xl4

[–]Convert_to_Metal 1 point2 points ago

They suck at making original music, what makes you think that cover is even worth any recognition?

[–]loli123 2 points3 points ago

I didn't mind knives and pens as much, but yeah, they're pretty shitty

[–]OneRandomOtaku 1 point2 points ago

Eh, some of their original stuff was pretty good. I quite liked the debut album they put out but yeah, later stuff of theirs has been getting worse by the song. The studio version of the cover is quite shit but it was pretty good when I saw them live.

[–]Convert_to_Metal 0 points1 point ago

I hate anything Core as it is, so its pretty biased opinion.

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 1 point2 points ago

You're just jelly cause all the heavy break downs are so brotalz .

/s

[–]Convert_to_Metal 0 points1 point ago

All about that keyboard and violin broski. And Amon Amarth.

[–]ANDYBIERSACK -1 points0 points ago

The cover puts a nice twist. Here are some other songs worth a listen.

1

2

3

Also i hope you just dislike them because their looks and also they know they aren't doing anything special they are just playing some good old fashion rock and roll .

[–]Convert_to_Metal 0 points1 point ago

The problem Is that they are playing good old fashion rock and roll. I had never seen them before that first video you linked me. I hate bands that play the same thing over and over with cookie cutter vocals and riffs. Nothing good enough to praise them.

[–]Shanix 1 point2 points ago

Ah, yes, the BVB version, how could I forget!?

[–]nathanlegit 22 points23 points ago

[–]fate3 11 points12 points ago

'in the midnight hour, she cried'

[–]jblaylock51 7 points8 points ago

All I have to say is.. YES.

[–]Shreddy_Krueger 5 points6 points ago

let me sing you the song of my people

[–]SidiousX 4 points5 points ago

Except Elk bulls sound like this.

[–]TECHCoalMiner 2 points3 points ago

Thank you. At least I know now that some else is bothered by this mereerrrr shit.

[–]rsandoval92 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea how I'd try to spell an elk bugling (sp?) haha

[–]TECHCoalMiner 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha this is true. One must be a master of onomonopias.

[–]elimbr 2 points3 points ago

Came here for this as well. We've got a herd of them next to our property and we often whistle to them until they call back. It can get really creepy in the pitch black frozen winter nights, though.

Like this

[–]TECHCoalMiner 2 points3 points ago

Yay. I love it. Where do you live? I'm in Montana myself.

[–]elimbr 1 point2 points ago

A bit south of Fairbanks, Alaska. I nearly forgot I've taken a few pictures of them. Sorry for the quality but here ya go!

After seeing some sites it looks like you have much more of them in Montana, I'm jealous! Beautiful animals

[–]VengefulOctopus 1 point2 points ago

whoa.

[–]unknownchild 4 points5 points ago

relevant link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfHylwlq9Ow

wait to hear all of them do it its freaking scary

[–]mcfg 0 points1 point ago

I was going to post a link to this, but I see someone else has already done it. I think this video is amazing.

[–]4gitsandshiggles 7 points8 points ago

I will never be able to listen to Billy Idol again without laughing.

[–]revsky 4 points5 points ago

I literally had that song playing on my computer when I saw this post. sweet...

[–]4gitsandshiggles 1 point2 points ago

Nice!

[–]Mispelling 8 points9 points ago

[–]Jesuishunter 7 points8 points ago

...the fuck?

[–]Brokenrecords420 0 points1 point ago

Doing gods work, son!

[–]ShotgunSenorita 4 points5 points ago

Aaaand I'm not sleeping tonight.

[–]atjmp 2 points3 points ago

I am now terrified

[–]NickDouglas 3 points4 points ago

Source site: Pleated-Jeans

[–]poeticmatter 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or does it look like has has some testicles at the edge of his mouth?

[–]shad0wkat 1 point2 points ago

Billy Idol at it's finest

[–]THEoriginalKEA 0 points1 point ago

Ermahgerd Merse

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

Ermahgerd

ding ding ding

[–]Afa1234 1 point2 points ago

Defiantly

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[–]TECHCoalMiner 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell that come from?

[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

I'm here to see a man about a horse.

[–]andyface 1 point2 points ago

Crappy internet decided to load the picture like the 90s, which meant I got to read the top bit without glancing at the bottom. Made it so much more of a better punchline :D

[–]vegaszackman 0 points1 point ago

My god... where have you been

[–]HoldmysunnyD 1 point2 points ago

Ours is the fury.

[–]SchrodingersNarwahl 0 points1 point ago

This is how i felt for every day for three years at the universty of mississippi

[–]AlterBridgeFan 0 points1 point ago

In the midnight hour

MErRRererRR

[–]Lorazieh 0 points1 point ago

[–]Urbanviking1 -1 points0 points ago

Let me sing you the song of my people!

[–]MySockHurts -1 points0 points ago

I SETTT FAIYAA! TO DARAIIIIINN!

[–]TheDundies 1 point2 points ago

This is usually my go to karaoke song. I haven't heard anyone else sing it yet. It's a forgotten gem.

[–]DoctorIsIn 0 points1 point ago

There's two whales swimming in the ocean.

The first whale says: OOOooAAAaaUUOOOoooEEEeeeeAAAOO

.

The second whale replies: Shut up Steve, you're drunk.

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 0 points1 point ago

What's the name of the song this is referencing? I really want to hear it now.

[–]biggerx 0 points1 point ago

Errrmahgerd Errrk!

[–]Tittybong 0 points1 point ago

Can someone please switch out the moose with Hellen Keller for me?

[–]Kodlak 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who had to listen to this song at least a dozen times after seeing this picture?

[–]Bdaulerio7 0 points1 point ago

I actually laughed to this. My wife is concerned about me

[–]gothicmaster 0 points1 point ago

i read it in Billy's voice

[–]SimbaKid 0 points1 point ago

OURS IS THE FURY!!

[–]xokaraxo 0 points1 point ago

The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets.

[–]IAmNotACowboy 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who noticed its chin looks oddly like a penis?

[–]thepyrodex 0 points1 point ago

Wow, an actual laugh, bravo sir

[–]jtvangen 1 point2 points ago

Just started laughing like a psycho in my cubicle at work. Awesome.

[–]MinorDefect -4 points-3 points ago

Upvote for proper music taste.

[–]UiiN 7 points8 points ago

Downvote for ever thinking there is such thing as "proper" music taste.

[–]SmallName -2 points-1 points ago

er mer gerd wer cry

[–]Hellzapoppin -2 points-1 points ago

This made me laugh for no reason other than it's completely retarded.

[–]tlrjhn 0 points1 point ago

I've literally never laughed so hard at something on r/funny before.

[–]dastardic_walrus 0 points1 point ago

This is literally the funniest picture I've seen on here in months.

[–]Yerkin_Megherkin 0 points1 point ago

My wife and I have hiked Yellowstone quite a bit, and it's pretty funny to see one of these guys standing there, horse-sized with an 18 point rack, king of the forest. Then he hauls off and emits a squeak like a rusty screen door opening.

[–]rsandoval92 0 points1 point ago

If you've been close to a big elk bugling it's far from a little squeak. Shit is LOUD.

[–]jtvangen -2 points-1 points ago

Just started laughing like a psycho in my cubicle at work. Awesome.

[–]BlastMeBagpipes -3 points-2 points ago

How does dumb shit like this get over 1000, while interesting and clever posts get shit? :(

[–]BeenJamminMon 0 points1 point ago

Wrong subreddit.

[–]BlastMeBagpipes 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck is that an explanation?