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[–]gnarlysaurus 63 points64 points ago

Cloon.

[–]ConOnDaCob 4 points5 points ago

Fuck, you beat me.

[–]ClassyAlpha 6 points7 points ago

DAMNITALL! I posted this Gif like months ago (on a different acccount) with the title "Cloon"

1st World Problems right here..

[–]ConOnDaCob 2 points3 points ago

For what its worth, you chose a better title. I know your pain.

[–]Gordy_Boitano 0 points1 point ago

But you see, it needs to be in Billy Mays just like the memes.

[–]slapmyblooow 18 points19 points ago

The Decendants directed by Alexander Payne

[–]HiImGarrett 6 points7 points ago

A pretty dang good movie too.

[–]brycehanson 9 points10 points ago

Co-written by they guy who plays the Dean on Community.

[–]award07 0 points1 point ago

I love that man.

[–]MrClean75 2 points3 points ago

I remember I first saw him with a dildo strapped to his head, shouting, "there's juices everywhere, maybe mine, maybe hers, I don't know! Don't judge me". Ah Reno911, such a great show.

[–]A7aIN 11 points12 points ago

George Sooney

[–]BrutalJones 1 point2 points ago

YOU LITTLE FUCK

YOU LIKE TO GET HIT?

[–]Badminton 2 points3 points ago

We're in a tight spot.

[–]be_lifted 2 points3 points ago

Damn. I'm in a tight spot.

[–]Cozmo23 1 point2 points ago

Soon?

[–]thymeismoney 1 point2 points ago

Context aside, I love this gif.

[–]holysocks 1 point2 points ago

you turn in to george clooney?

[–]gowahoo 0 points1 point ago

why is his hair purple?

[–]harry_dean_stanton -1 points0 points ago

this reminds me of that scene from woody allens Husbands and Wives when Sydney Pollack's ex-wife sees him buying lingerie across the street.

[–]Krissyx3 0 points1 point ago

Just watched this last night. George Clooney is awesome.

[–]BurningCircus 0 points1 point ago

Dinkleberg...

[–]guignoleyes 1 point2 points ago

Dear lord. Will someone Nigel this as a reverse-gif?

...Please?

[–]CutiemarkCrusade 0 points1 point ago

If this really is you, come on over to /r/howtonotgiveafuck. You need to become a Honey Badger.

[–]flux_fluxing 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you should stop stalking your ex.

[–]award07 0 points1 point ago

How do you do that? I could really use the ability to turn into GC to spy

[–]Paranatural 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you should stop being a creepy fuck?

[–]dwhee 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I saw that scene I was sure there would be a gif of it.

[–]WRXero 0 points1 point ago

whispers "i hate you"

[–]imtwelveandwhatsthis -1 points0 points ago

Most unbelievable movie I've ever seen. What woman would ever cheat on George Clooney?

[–]Reggieboons 0 points1 point ago

i just watched this movie!

[–]RalphWasntHere 0 points1 point ago

I wish /r/reactiongifs was more used.

[–]Ivan_Dochenko 0 points1 point ago

If I was as attractive as George then I don't think I'd be hiding from her.

[–]cowsarefunny 0 points1 point ago

"lets just try to blend in with that crowd of pimps"

[–]TLKPartyPanda36 0 points1 point ago

You turn into George Clooney and hide behind a bush? You're a national treasure. You have more powers than Shaft if you can do that.

[–]pomrascal 0 points1 point ago

Dude don't hide like a wuss! Be glad you don't have to tolerate her shit anymore!

[–]fennelouski 0 points1 point ago

I ran into my ex with my wife last weekend at a wedding. I didn't think this .gif was very appropriate for the situation, but then I realized this is almost exactly what she did.

[–]throwawaymechanic37 -2 points-1 points ago

Huh, when I see my ex across the street I'm always like "Hey! What's up!" I'm on good terms with all my exs.

[–]Orbitros 1 point2 points ago

Well congrats. Mine tend to hate me.

[–]Grimmbles 2 points3 points ago

Stop telling them they have big heads.

[–]cynicroute 4 points5 points ago

Might get fork stabbed.

[–]throwawaymechanic37 -2 points-1 points ago

I started out small, just sending the message "Internet high five for being awesome! o/" and then I did that every other week for 2 months, then I slowly moved my way up to actually pointing out awesome things they did.

[–]OldSpiceSwagga 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]Jorgeen 4 points5 points ago

From the movie "The Descendants"

[–]andrey_shipilov -3 points-2 points ago

Pathetic.